Sex Ed Thread Six (Sex, Gender, and Relationship Q&A)

[ArmsAreLoud]

Then have fun dying alone!

Oh god this is going to look terrible out of context

DAMN YOU NEW PAGE

[Fwee]

I have boobies
but I'm confessing to a guy

This does look bad

[Fish]

Fish was (hopefully) joking because it's a pretty icky concept

I am never joking, the amount that I joke is equal to the amount of Nepeta being alive. Depending on your mewnit of measure.

Anyway yeah there's a forumite shipping thread around, not sure if it's still alive, because there were some issues. Apparently in the good old days it was all very silly.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

Then have fun dying alone!

Oh god this is going to look terrible out of context

DAMN YOU NEW PAGE

Best possible response, would laugh again.

I have boobies
but I'm confessing to a guy

This does look bad

At first I thought you were pretty cool, BUT THEN YOU JUST HAD TO CONFESS YOUR BOOBIES.

Whore.

Anyway, I don't want your boobies.

My face when boobies:

[Fwee]

I'm planning on getting rid of them later in life.
Some of my questions have relevance.
Also that's sexist. :|


Also I still want corny pick-up lines. I love them.

How many LIMES can you fit in a vagina? Is there any place in the world whose law sanctifies polygamy? Is it possible to be romantically attracted to more than one person? What is love?

[meticulousDraftsman]

This is getting a bit silly.

As for confessing, the direct approach is good regardless of gender
Also I'm pretty sure vaginal capacity is a very individual thing

[Chirijiradin]

I am never joking, the amount that I joke is equal to the amount of Nepeta being alive. Depending on your mewnit of measure.

Anyway yeah there's a forumite shipping thread around, not sure if it's still alive, because there were some issues. Apparently in the good old days it was all very silly.

It's still going. I'm a part of it, and it's been pretty fun. If you like, I can put a link up...

[Freack]

I dunno.

My feeling on boobies are confusing.

I hate my own and they make me want to stab things including myself and walls and the ENTIRE UNIVERSE.

A classy pair on a person who does not hate theirs preferably covered in fabric gives me the giggles. The happy giggles.

Also, today was good.

I met the guy from the local LGBTQ* group was nice and I saw a bunch of people I know and they were nice to me and you know what the best feeling is?

Being gendered correctly by strangers is great and amazing. What is better is people who knew me before and I never came out to seeing me around people who use male pronouns to me, and they just go along with it with no weird looks or questioning glances.

I have no idea why I waited so long to do this.

[recalcitrantIre]

Is there any place in the world whose law sanctifies polygamy?

Somewhere with a high Mormon population?

Is it possible to be romantically attracted to more than one person?

Yes, polyamory is a thing.

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me

don't hurt me

no more

[Fish]

Somewhere with a high Mormon population?

Dude. Putting the mspa face there does not excuse overdone jokes that single out specific religions.

And yes, there are places with legal polygamy. It's highly stigmatised and generally criminal in the States, though.

[amiableTemplar]

men have bigger brains while women have more gray matter

Minor, incredibly pedantic correction: Men *do* have larger brains, but women have more white matter, rather than grey. White matter is the stuff that makes up the bulk of the brain (not the special outer layers unique to mammals), which is more involved in transmitting signals between areas, correlating information, and general "good function." Grey matter is generally involved in specific activities, such as speech, motor functions, and sensory information. Of course, any differences between the genders are trends rather than rules, so you can bet that no matter what claims you make, someone will immediately step forward with a pair of counter-examples.

[Kiwizoom]

I guess its good to keep the discussion going but the questions don't seem to originate from real problems. I'm getting this strong urge to say google it.

[Fwee]

If a chipmunk and a raccoon were to have a baby, what would the offspring be called? Do you enjoy eating plant ovaries?

How do vaginas work?

Kaythen, this will be my last batch of silly questions.

[Freack]

Dude.

Could someone besides me be happy about my good news yes?

That said fruit is delicious and the ways of female nether parts are a complete mystery to science and should stay that way.

[ArmsAreLoud]

I will be happy for you Freack because it is a thing worth being happy about.

[Graknorke]

If a chipmunk and a raccoon were to have a baby, what would the offspring be called? Do you enjoy eating plant ovaries?

How do vaginas work?

Kaythen, this will be my last batch of silly questions.

No they wouldn't, pomegranates are the best ones, muscles.

Pssh, these are easy. Either step it up or stop.

Also on relationships, how am I supposed to gauge other people's relationships without seeming like some sort of stalker. It helps to know who to talk nice about around who and such so that I don't receive any knuckles in my face, but it's really hard to tell unless they're those obsessive types who never leave each others' side. And asking would probably result in the knuckle surprise mentioned before. So, SET6, how do I know what the right things to say are to avoid upsetting the person I'm talking to by not paying overbearing amounts of compliments to the people that they expect me to.

Anyways Freack, I'm glad that you found that group with the initials. Is it a popular thing because I've never heard of anything at all like that, even before I lived in a village consisting almost entirely of old people.

[Fwee]

I am very happy for you, and I wish I could empathize more because it sounds like you're feeling extremely good. I'm also not good with words.

But then again, the only opinion that truly matters is yours. Unleash your inner Rufio and be free!

[Tirgo]

wait freack, good things happened? what

[User 18]

Could you play the drums with a penis?

Yes, but not very effectively.

[Freack]

Anyways Freack, I'm glad that you found that group with the initials. Is it a popular thing because I've never heard of anything at all like that, even before I lived in a village consisting almost entirely of old people.

It is their first year of existing.

I am happy because it is not all old lesbians because that means i can join.

And as for your thing, it is totally possible to subtle-y ask, "So are you friends with X?" And if they say yes, say something nice about them but then back off of the subject unless they are important, like you are in a band with them or whatever.

And if they say no, just say, "yeah, oh. Hmmm." and change the subject.

When you are talking to a person avoid talking about other people.

ProTip: while peeps are working on getting better at talking to peep, it is totally okay to mostly be a reactionary conversation haver while you learn the ways of the wild human. I spent most of my young days listening and now I am am talking genius. Take cues from who you are talking to about how much other beings should be in your conversation.

[Fish]

Could someone besides me be happy about my good news yes?

I was going to be happy, but it didn't seem like a good use of a post. Instead, I was sad.

Also there was another person up there, who had a good thing/day happen to them, I was happy for them too.

[meticulousDraftsman]

ProTip: while peeps are working on getting better at talking to peep, it is totally okay to mostly be a reactionary conversation haver while you learn the ways of the wild human. I spent most of my young days listening and now I am am talking genius. Take cues from who you are talking to about how much other beings should be in your conversation.

Yes this is good advice. So long as somebody's talking in a group conversation, for the most part that's perfectly fine.

[TwoKillerMockingbirds]

I've found that getting people talking about themselves works the best. I have friends that can just create a spiraling conversation, where they do little of the talking, and yet you still feel as if you're not dominating the conversation. It's very effective, I've yet to fully figure out their methods.

So, I think this is the closest to being turned on that I've ever felt (which still only causes me to want to cuddle, but that's par for course). I'm just not sure how I feel about this- I'm getting this sensation from watching a League of Legends tournament stream .-.

[Hatman Hatmyth Hatlegend]

Boo MOBAs.

[Freack]

What is that?

Multi Player Online Battle Arena games?

Or the Museum of Bad Art.