Hmm.
Guys, I don't want to be like... stoned to death or anything but
I don't like coloUrs Universe B. There are some songs on it that are pretty nice, but it's not an album I can listen to in the background without skipping over some songs.
Also, Dave's song was a little disappointing and Dirk's was bland. They're both well-made songs, but they don't live up to what I was expecting, or even fit into my expectations at all.
Guys, what are your favorite songs from the two albums?
Credit goes to mysteriousOutsider for my banner, and Ashdenej for my avatar. You are both wizards.
Check my signature often, because it's going to be growing moderately quickly in the future. Some things to expect: LISTS. LISTS OF THINGS FRIVOLOUS IN NATURE.
Pear Puns:
Apearil Fools.
a new pearson
Pearcisely
my own pearsonal spin
appearantly
you appear to be mistaken
inspearation
pearsona
pearished
one true pearing
Hilarious Misspellings of Homestuck Names:
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
Originally Posted by Freack
You know what a better question is? How did the Condense get to Earth?
Are universes A and B secretly connected?
STOP MAKING THAT ERROR.
IT'S CONDESCE.
CON-
MOTHERFUCKING
-DESCE
Lor Denglish
Things Doom Zero is Bad at:
Sports
Important to remember:
Originally Posted by DoomZero
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Topic: Please everyone explain to me what the hell A1, A2, B1, B2 are.
It's a classification system. The first digit represents the universe, and the second represents the "instance" or, as some people believe, the timeline.
Think of the recently released albums. Universe A is the trolls' universe. I suspect it was named A because it's the earliest universe we look at. We probably won't see the universe that came before A, but it does exist.
Universe B is the kids' universe. There's no reason why it's called B, just that it came after universe A. That's all.
Then, the number could either represent the 'instance' of the universe, or the timeline. So, for B1. You could say that it's the first timeline/instance of the B universe. It's the first because, as far as we know, it's the original unaltered timeline. You could call it an instance though. Basically, what separates B1 from B2 is the Scratch. If you think of them as timelines, B1 and B2 are identical up to a specific point. Before the timelines diverge, it is simply the B universe. Some people would rather call them "Universal instances", however, because we really don't know how much of an effect the Scratch had on Universe B.
When referring to specific characters, it's easier to use this classification system than it is to assign a name to every version of every character. Dave's brother can either be called "Bro" or "B1 Dirk". Dirk's brother, similarly, can be called B2 Dave or... whatever people have begun calling him. It works with most characters, as long as you remember to say "A_" when talking about trolls. A1 Mindfang is the same character as Aranea, while A1 Vriska is most certainly not the same as A2 Vriska.
I think people should use this system and spread it around for more people to use, because it honestly gets crazy when people try to differentiate between characters by saying "Alpha" or "Beta". Absolutely impossible.
Originally Posted by User 18
Originally Posted by Doom Zero
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
Windows peaked at XP. Every other UI is just lame.
I've been using XP my whole life, bro. Simply the best OS.
One thing I dislike about Win7 is that you can't change between windows as fluently. Is there a setting or something that disables automatic bunching of windows into one icon? I want to be able to change windows in one click. I don't want to have to click the Chrome icon and then select the individual window icon. It would make multitasking so bloody hard for me.
Originally Posted by User 18
Yes, Win8 is coming out soon. I personally like Win 7 much better, although Win 8 has only been run in a limited VM environment.
I would recommend you get Win 7 while you still can. The compatibility may be similar, but the interface is very different.
Ah. This is where I betray the newness of my interest in software (~6 months). As opposed to my interest in hardware (~6 years)
Hmm. Yeah. I dunno, bro. As long as Win 7 is as easily navigable as XP, I'll be happy with it.
Right click on taskbar -> Properties.
Taskbar buttons -> set to never combine.
Hit apply.
Done in 5 seconds. You're welcome.
Live Free or Sigquote Hard:
Originally Posted by Reecer6
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
Guys.
The cost of one of the nonsense movies/moives/movovies.
2.890.1
It must be significant.
SOMEBODY 8R8K OUT THE MATHS WE MUST CRACK THIS CODE
8+9+0=17
17*2=34
34-1=33
33=11+11+11
OH GOD
Originally Posted by Dmatix
It would be just like one of my Japanese animes.
Here is Bro. Calling this a poem is stretching the definition quite a bit, but Bro is a silly character anyway, cool as he may be.
Pointy shades, bulbous rump
Ironic coolness, rhymes I pump
Shatterproof sword, Causal cap
Layers of satire, I take no crap
Flashy moves, tasty groves
Never lose, always the one to choose
Faster than sound, flashing around
Cutting fools down, fighting black clowns
Jet board, can’t be ignored, check out the sword
Slashing through imps like metaphysical gourds
Grist hoard, everything afford, won every single possible award
Shit so easy, I get bored.
Got Cal, best pal, me and him is an entire cabal
Bounce a coin, try not to look sad;
It won’t get to land before I send you
Beaten so bad like a kick to the groin
You can’t beat Bro at shit, I’m simply the best there is
Holding a monopoly on the asskicking biz.
Originally Posted by mas369
I love how everyone is trolling everyone else with fake details about the flash. It's like Cascade all over again. Epspecially because it is longer than Cascade.
Edit: Wait, I thought that [S] DD : Ascend was the only page posted. I'm going back and looking at the other pages.
Originally Posted by Dreamscythes231
It is liked that metaphor. In this metaphor, a universe is a frog with thousand of pages. If they didn't succeed,they restart and write on the other side.
We know the consorts of the other Lands are dead too, so it's pretty likely they'll have a similar theme. But in a way that suits the person him/herself more.
I still maintain that although the consorts will be dead, the lands will be ordinary. perhaps the other species weren't as interested in preserving their corpses. Or something.
Technology could work because they could have installed it when they knew they were going to die so the planet could still carry out it's prophecies and junk without the actual consorts being there.
And the Puppets one could be that they stuffed their dead, or made puppets of them. And death is pretty miserable. So they all work in that way, sort of.........
We know the consorts of the other Lands are dead too, so it's pretty likely they'll have a similar theme. But in a way that suits the person him/herself more.
Should that be the case, they'd still need to fulfill the whole "Opposition of the Aspect" thing that's probably going down in this chain (alongside the Noble gases aspect), which, given what we have left (Heart[Soul], Void[Obfuscation/Lack], and Hope[???]) doesn't seem likely. Where, Crypts being a thing just for Jane would make sense, given the fact that Life and Doom are opposites.
And it's probably just her Land that's designated as the session's Crypt/Graveyard/etc.
About The Nobles: Lady Crocker, Lord Strider, Lady LaLonde and Lord English.
This just blows my mind every time I see it.
Also about the title of Noble rather than Hero, Dave always said that he could never be a hero like his bro. In reality, Dirk's only a noble while Dave's actually the hero.
Maybe in Connecticut, maybe in Ohio, maybe in Beijing??? (I'm trying to keep my location ambiguous.)
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Re: Birthday Cabaret Station
Originally Posted by Dusk9
And the Puppets one could be that they stuffed their dead, or made puppets of them. And death is pretty miserable. So they all work in that way, sort of.........
Jeeze, that's kind of morbid.
I can just imagine Dirk having the best day of his life with all of the puppets.
Originally Posted by Jolts
This just blows my mind every time I see it.
Also about the title of Noble rather than Hero, Dave always said that he could never be a hero like his bro. In reality, Dirk's only a noble while Dave's actually the hero.
Fuck it. No Homestuck character candy corns. I just love everyone too much to select favorites.
Dani is the coolest cat of all the Nepetas.
Quotes:
Originally Posted by shadowedAngel
Originally Posted by OrangeAipom
Hussie will never make your dreams come true.
Because he is lazy.
Jade confirmed for being a really bad dancer.
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
Originally Posted by pirrou
Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.
I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this
But look at your avatar...
Originally Posted by Kíeros
Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.
"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.
His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.
Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."
Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.
Originally Posted by Wulf
Originally Posted by rogue of void
Originally Posted by FowlJ
Originally Posted by Panda-s1
naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.
Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.
That's probably because Bert is a registered sex offender.
Was, he got off on those charges remember?
Getting off on stuff is what got him charged to begin with!
Hmm.
Guys, I don't want to be like... stoned to death or anything but
I don't like coloUrs Universe B. There are some songs on it that are pretty nice, but it's not an album I can listen to in the background without skipping over some songs.
Also, Dave's song was a little disappointing and Dirk's was bland. They're both well-made songs, but they don't live up to what I was expecting, or even fit into my expectations at all.
Guys, what are your favorite songs from the two albums?
I quite liked the album!
My favorites are Cyan Beast and Pink Cat.
I listened to it yesterday and I was really, really hoping Andrew would use the former in the flash, but alas he didn't. The flash still turned out great though.
Originally Posted by cinereousSynesthete
I still maintain that although the consorts will be dead, the lands will be ordinary. perhaps the other species weren't as interested in preserving their corpses. Or something.
Damn, this secret project I'm doing is taking long. I'm planning to post it by my 10.000th post, which according to my calculations should be somewhere end of July, beginning of August 2013 (I have 5150 posts at this point, but I have already been going for 3 months or so)
Theories
Liv Tyler's whole journey will be shown in a flash called [S] Terry: Fast forward to Liv while a fast version of "How Do I" plays. Semi-confirmed.
While Caliborn is talking to this person at the other side of the terminal, this person at one point says: “Hey. Caliborn. Don’t turn your back on the body.”
Caliborn turns around and notices Gamzee’s body is gone.
honk
And so it begins again. Semi-confirmed.
GCat just teleported Roxy to the Condesce.Confirmed
Calliope and uu are living on B2 Earth, or maybe a doomed timeline version of it where the Red Miles didn't reach it (yet).
uu will write the LE code to make himself immortal.
A Frog Temple for Calliope and uu is somewhere in the Trolls' meteor somehow.
Gamzee went into hiding so he could protect the corpses of the Trolls of being destroyed so he could prototype them in B2.
GCat is Calliope's jUjU, in case the Cherubs are living on B2 Earth, late into the future. It would make a bit of sense, since First Guardians have Lime coloured features (teleportation powers, tongue, etc.) which Calliope has as blood colour. Also, Calliope is a Hero of Space and Heroes of Space usually have connections to their First Guardian.
B2 Earth is not going to get destroyed by the Red Miles since the Condesce, GCat, Lil Cal and Lil Seb are still there.
Dad will find Jane's body on Derse and a callback is made to Grandpa Harley finding Dream Jane's body. Not knowing how to escape, Dad panics. But then, B2 Jade comes flying along on a ship and offers him a ride and he gets shipped somewhere. Perhaps shipped with someone else. Perhaps he gets shipped with B2 Rose.
I still maintain that although the consorts will be dead, the lands will be ordinary. perhaps the other species weren't as interested in preserving their corpses. Or something.
I think the same thing, but because it seems as though all the consorts went to LOCAH to preserve themselves in death, considering we see multiple species there.
About The Nobles: Lady Crocker, Lord Strider, Lady LaLonde and Lord English.
This just blows my mind every time I see it.
It's pretty interesting how the B2 kids are called Nobles while the B1 kids are Heroes. Dave always said that he could never be a hero like his bro, but Dirk's only a noble while Dave's actually the hero.
Land of Puppets and Neon (Dirk), Land of Technology and Krypton (Roxy), and Land of Misery(?) and Xenon(Jake).
? since we really don't know what Hope is yet.
(No seriously why do we need three other graveyard-themed lands, there's already a Land designated for that purpose and we don't have three other Life players in this Entry chain.)
I've just seen a few of kmsumrall's speculations on this topic, and I have to say they'd make a lot of sense.
Pyramids and Neon is especially interesting if the order of entering the Medium is not the same as the server chain - because flashing pyramids of Vegas and cat obsession.
Because those time shenanigans would rival anything before seen in Homestuck (and perhaps even Problem Sleuth?).
Or, since it was technically AR who brought Jane in, he could be the next one to enter from one perspective.
Land of Argon and Radon?
It's completely blank and no one pays it any attention because they have MORE IMPORTANT things to do, but he slowly amasses an army of robots, and then when all seems lost they charge down the hill and rout the orcs with sunlight.
The funny thing is that I've had twelve hours of sleep and my theories are even crazier.
This just blows my mind every time I see it.
It's pretty interesting how the B2 kids are called Nobles while the B1 kids are Heroes. Dave always said that he could never be a hero like his bro, but Dirk's only a noble while Dave's actually the hero.
I prefer "Baroness Crocker" and "Duke Strider", personally.
The reason the first session failed wasn't because of the cancer.
IT WAS BECAUSE THERE WAS NO PROBLEM SLEUTH TWO
Originally Posted by Triangle Man
Originally Posted by bibliomaniac
Originally Posted by Triangle Man
Scratch Hussie is so awesome and popular that his last update made the entire internet crash for a period of 48 hours.
Society almost collapsed as a result.
Wait. How is that any different from our Hussie. I'm not getting it.
He was able to do this with a regular, non-flash-animated update.
I think. My sources may or may not be reliable on this.
Originally Posted by Sizik
It sounds like she has a British accent.
Wait...
British...
Lord British...
Lord English...
OH MY GOD
UU IS MS. PAINT!
Originally Posted by ShyGuy
Originally Posted by LMLYP
Originally Posted by Efesell
Originally Posted by LMLYP
this is the most terrifying part of the update
GT: When do i get to learn your name by the way?
UU: hm trUthfUlly?
UU: it may be for the best that yoU never know it.
UU: it coUld stir Up some things best left in their present eqUilibriUm.
Nor do you know whose shoulders it was meant to cover. If you knew that - if you even knew his name - you would understand terror no human ever has.
But there are rules to his entry, and his grim procession through paradox space is rather orderly. The present equilibrium has accounted for him, and will continue to.
oh yeah and "cascading sequence" but someone already caught that i see
so is there any chance uu isn't working for le
This is just kind of silly.
are you implying those three callbacks arent deliberate as all fuck? the question is "is andrew screwing with us or does this mean something".
your references seem to imply that UU is LE, as Jake is specifically asking for UU's name.
if UU is LE,
the retroactively funniest thing in homestuck would be the universe devouring time travelling scourge of paradox space going 'kisses'
Originally Posted by ceilingotaku
Jane, while under the influence of Nepeta's hat, which was under the influence of Betty Crocker, pushed Jake down a flight of stairs on a spaceship that was shortly afterwards blown to bits by a Prospitan spaceship by sending a vine out and whippin' it good.
If this isn't canon I don't know what is.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
I think any Genetic Shit which involves green slime and time travel is automatically Weird.
Originally Posted by Ken
Originally Posted by Rikushadow5
Oh, yeah. Somebody feel like explaining the whole "Potato" thing? Is it some weird Forum Joke I missed and/or was not here for?
Potatoes are the larval stage of french fries. Seems sufficient to me.
Originally Posted by oogley
I just looked up cuttlefish. Turns out they sometimes eat each other. And have green-blue blood. And have three hearts. And see about eight times better than most creatures. And their eyes are Ws
FEFERI IS KANAYA (because vampire) IS TEREZI (because teal blood) IS SOLLUX (because three lives) IS VRISKA (because vision 8fold) IS ERIDAN (because W) IS NEPETA (because tranistive property of Nepeta) IS LORD ENGLISH (because shut up).
And yet, Dirk will attempt to assert his superiority over Dave, whereas Dave is liable to just accept that he'll never be as good as his Bro, failing to realize that he's way more awesome than Dirk will ever be.
Guys, what are your favorite songs from the two albums?
SQUIDDLE SONG!
Right, content. Everything is terrible forever, becuase death and destruction is sad. But what lies behind the Life-symboled door?
A Lady or a Tiger?
I vote Tiger.
Identifying myself with Candy corns!And now for my dramtic coming out that does not matter because nobody reads signatures! Have you any interest at all in TvTropes? Click on this thing and several of your wildest dreams will come true.
I got fed up with the spoiler dungeon in my previous signature. It was confusing and I did not like it. The basics boil down to this: The guy in my avatar is some variation on the work of stock photographer Gilles DeCruyenaere, probably edited insanely by a person who is super awesome. There is a fifty percent chance that that person is Ash, but sometimes other people get in on it too. AVATAR BY NIMZ WHO IS AMAZING
Also I made a tumblr because I hate myself. And now these days you will find me mostly on the tumbr. I do love you much forums. We had a good go of it. But tumblr fits a person with my attention span so much better. I still check here often, but I do not post as much. Fell free to contact me where ever, and if unsure, assume I love you.
"Join us, join us," the others cried to the heavens. Yaridovich knew that it was all hope was lost.
He lept over the ledge, the mass of rabid and writhing fans rushing towards him.
Everything went dark.
Dark-Hearts, as some may say.
"HE HE HE."
I'm bored.
Originally Posted by phoenix713
The sad thing is, I'll probably never get sigquoted. Not even this post ironically.
Yaridovich23 tears out one of your canines
[7:12:52 PM] Charmander: uHH, that WAS, uMM hardly NECESSARY
[7:13:04 PM] Yaridovich23: ...
[7:13:11 PM] Yaridovich23: What sort of quirk is that?
[7:13:17 PM] Yaridovich23: Is that Tavros?
[7:13:19 PM] Charmander: Half Tavros (,:
[7:13:31 PM] Yaridovich23: And half...?
[7:13:35 PM] Charmander: Me
[7:13:49 PM] Yaridovich23: I noticed a lack of English slang.
[7:13:50 PM] Yaridovich23: F-
[7:14:55 PM] Charmander: Oh golly gosh old chap
I'm terribly sorry, Buckingham Palace, tea and whatnot
Originally Posted by partymember56
I mean, we're a pretty hardcore cult if you think about it. We have:
1. A Prophet. (mspa prophet sort of counts.)
2. A Revelation. (Sburb bringing about the end of the world)
3. A supreme leader as mortal as any man who promises to lead us to...something. (Hussie)
4. We're relatively few and obscure.
5. Some of us are bat-shit crazy.
6. We have hundreds of occult symbols (Aspect symbols, Troll zodiacs, Kid symbols, card suits, ect.)
7. We have a story almost as long as any halfway decent religious text.
8. A Genesis (The whole Universe is a frog.)
Maybe in Connecticut, maybe in Ohio, maybe in Beijing??? (I'm trying to keep my location ambiguous.)
Posts
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Re: Birthday Cabaret Station
Originally Posted by Conspicuous
And yet, Dirk will attempt to assert his superiority over Dave, whereas Dave is liable to just accept that he'll never be as good as his Bro, failing to realize that he's way more awesome than Dirk will ever be.
Nooooo that is not optimal for character developmennnnnt
Fuck it. No Homestuck character candy corns. I just love everyone too much to select favorites.
Dani is the coolest cat of all the Nepetas.
Quotes:
Originally Posted by shadowedAngel
Originally Posted by OrangeAipom
Hussie will never make your dreams come true.
Because he is lazy.
Jade confirmed for being a really bad dancer.
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
Originally Posted by pirrou
Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.
I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this
But look at your avatar...
Originally Posted by Kíeros
Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.
"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.
His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.
Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."
Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.
Originally Posted by Wulf
Originally Posted by rogue of void
Originally Posted by FowlJ
Originally Posted by Panda-s1
naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.
Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.
That's probably because Bert is a registered sex offender.
Was, he got off on those charges remember?
Getting off on stuff is what got him charged to begin with!
Damn, this secret project I'm doing is taking long. I'm planning to post it by my 10.000th post, which according to my calculations should be somewhere end of July, beginning of August 2013 (I have 5150 posts at this point, but I have already been going for 3 months or so)
Theories
Liv Tyler's whole journey will be shown in a flash called [S] Terry: Fast forward to Liv while a fast version of "How Do I" plays. Semi-confirmed.
While Caliborn is talking to this person at the other side of the terminal, this person at one point says: “Hey. Caliborn. Don’t turn your back on the body.”
Caliborn turns around and notices Gamzee’s body is gone.
honk
And so it begins again. Semi-confirmed.
GCat just teleported Roxy to the Condesce.Confirmed
Calliope and uu are living on B2 Earth, or maybe a doomed timeline version of it where the Red Miles didn't reach it (yet).
uu will write the LE code to make himself immortal.
A Frog Temple for Calliope and uu is somewhere in the Trolls' meteor somehow.
Gamzee went into hiding so he could protect the corpses of the Trolls of being destroyed so he could prototype them in B2.
GCat is Calliope's jUjU, in case the Cherubs are living on B2 Earth, late into the future. It would make a bit of sense, since First Guardians have Lime coloured features (teleportation powers, tongue, etc.) which Calliope has as blood colour. Also, Calliope is a Hero of Space and Heroes of Space usually have connections to their First Guardian.
B2 Earth is not going to get destroyed by the Red Miles since the Condesce, GCat, Lil Cal and Lil Seb are still there.
Dad will find Jane's body on Derse and a callback is made to Grandpa Harley finding Dream Jane's body. Not knowing how to escape, Dad panics. But then, B2 Jade comes flying along on a ship and offers him a ride and he gets shipped somewhere. Perhaps shipped with someone else. Perhaps he gets shipped with B2 Rose.
Fuck it. No Homestuck character candy corns. I just love everyone too much to select favorites.
Dani is the coolest cat of all the Nepetas.
Quotes:
Originally Posted by shadowedAngel
Originally Posted by OrangeAipom
Hussie will never make your dreams come true.
Because he is lazy.
Jade confirmed for being a really bad dancer.
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
Originally Posted by pirrou
Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.
I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this
But look at your avatar...
Originally Posted by Kíeros
Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.
"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.
His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.
Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."
Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.
Originally Posted by Wulf
Originally Posted by rogue of void
Originally Posted by FowlJ
Originally Posted by Panda-s1
naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.
Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.
That's probably because Bert is a registered sex offender.
Was, he got off on those charges remember?
Getting off on stuff is what got him charged to begin with!
The reason the first session failed wasn't because of the cancer.
IT WAS BECAUSE THERE WAS NO PROBLEM SLEUTH TWO
Originally Posted by Triangle Man
Originally Posted by bibliomaniac
Originally Posted by Triangle Man
Scratch Hussie is so awesome and popular that his last update made the entire internet crash for a period of 48 hours.
Society almost collapsed as a result.
Wait. How is that any different from our Hussie. I'm not getting it.
He was able to do this with a regular, non-flash-animated update.
I think. My sources may or may not be reliable on this.
Originally Posted by Sizik
It sounds like she has a British accent.
Wait...
British...
Lord British...
Lord English...
OH MY GOD
UU IS MS. PAINT!
Originally Posted by ShyGuy
Originally Posted by LMLYP
Originally Posted by Efesell
Originally Posted by LMLYP
this is the most terrifying part of the update
GT: When do i get to learn your name by the way?
UU: hm trUthfUlly?
UU: it may be for the best that yoU never know it.
UU: it coUld stir Up some things best left in their present eqUilibriUm.
Nor do you know whose shoulders it was meant to cover. If you knew that - if you even knew his name - you would understand terror no human ever has.
But there are rules to his entry, and his grim procession through paradox space is rather orderly. The present equilibrium has accounted for him, and will continue to.
oh yeah and "cascading sequence" but someone already caught that i see
so is there any chance uu isn't working for le
This is just kind of silly.
are you implying those three callbacks arent deliberate as all fuck? the question is "is andrew screwing with us or does this mean something".
your references seem to imply that UU is LE, as Jake is specifically asking for UU's name.
if UU is LE,
the retroactively funniest thing in homestuck would be the universe devouring time travelling scourge of paradox space going 'kisses'
Originally Posted by ceilingotaku
Jane, while under the influence of Nepeta's hat, which was under the influence of Betty Crocker, pushed Jake down a flight of stairs on a spaceship that was shortly afterwards blown to bits by a Prospitan spaceship by sending a vine out and whippin' it good.
If this isn't canon I don't know what is.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
I think any Genetic Shit which involves green slime and time travel is automatically Weird.
Originally Posted by Ken
Originally Posted by Rikushadow5
Oh, yeah. Somebody feel like explaining the whole "Potato" thing? Is it some weird Forum Joke I missed and/or was not here for?
Potatoes are the larval stage of french fries. Seems sufficient to me.
Originally Posted by oogley
I just looked up cuttlefish. Turns out they sometimes eat each other. And have green-blue blood. And have three hearts. And see about eight times better than most creatures. And their eyes are Ws
FEFERI IS KANAYA (because vampire) IS TEREZI (because teal blood) IS SOLLUX (because three lives) IS VRISKA (because vision 8fold) IS ERIDAN (because W) IS NEPETA (because tranistive property of Nepeta) IS LORD ENGLISH (because shut up).
"Join us, join us," the others cried to the heavens. Yaridovich knew that it was all hope was lost.
He lept over the ledge, the mass of rabid and writhing fans rushing towards him.
Everything went dark.
Dark-Hearts, as some may say.
"HE HE HE."
I'm bored.
Originally Posted by phoenix713
The sad thing is, I'll probably never get sigquoted. Not even this post ironically.
Yaridovich23 tears out one of your canines
[7:12:52 PM] Charmander: uHH, that WAS, uMM hardly NECESSARY
[7:13:04 PM] Yaridovich23: ...
[7:13:11 PM] Yaridovich23: What sort of quirk is that?
[7:13:17 PM] Yaridovich23: Is that Tavros?
[7:13:19 PM] Charmander: Half Tavros (,:
[7:13:31 PM] Yaridovich23: And half...?
[7:13:35 PM] Charmander: Me
[7:13:49 PM] Yaridovich23: I noticed a lack of English slang.
[7:13:50 PM] Yaridovich23: F-
[7:14:55 PM] Charmander: Oh golly gosh old chap
I'm terribly sorry, Buckingham Palace, tea and whatnot
Originally Posted by partymember56
I mean, we're a pretty hardcore cult if you think about it. We have:
1. A Prophet. (mspa prophet sort of counts.)
2. A Revelation. (Sburb bringing about the end of the world)
3. A supreme leader as mortal as any man who promises to lead us to...something. (Hussie)
4. We're relatively few and obscure.
5. Some of us are bat-shit crazy.
6. We have hundreds of occult symbols (Aspect symbols, Troll zodiacs, Kid symbols, card suits, ect.)
7. We have a story almost as long as any halfway decent religious text.
8. A Genesis (The whole Universe is a frog.)
I'm lost. Did future dream Rose just merge with past Rose to make her go to sleep/wake up?
Originally Posted by Varinn
the only elements i give a shit about is that rose is as swift as a coursing river, john has all the force of a great typhoon, dave has all the strength of a raging fire, and jade is mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor
I think John is kinda like Captain Carrot from Discuworldo. He believes that there is good in everyone so strongly, they all wanna prove him right.
And they feel so bad for disappointing him, they strive not to do it.
FINALLY a proper example of auspistism:
Originally Posted by SnakeInABox
OH GOD PLEASE BE A PSYCHE I CAN'T LIVE WITH MYSELF WITHOUT HOMESTUCK
It is akin to taking a needle full of melted pop rocks, skittles, and things that only make sense in context and squirting them directly into the left side of your brain.
Originally Posted by NullEntropy
I think Kanaya would be a good Samus for some reason. Or Jade.
Yep, looks like things are back to normal in the MSPA Discussion Thread.
Earlier when she looked through the window it was the flag of Finland. I don't think it means much.
The Condesce has fins.
Originally Posted by CranialHeartache
Originally Posted by Heza
Originally Posted by CranialHeartache
Originally Posted by Skywarp
Originally Posted by OrangeAipom
I think Bro's symbol should be a star.
star heart horseshoe 4 LYFE
horseshoe
This sounds kinda very plausible as Bro's symbol, actually.
I hope Hussie puts it open-end up. Horseshoes facing down don't collect good luck and in fact spill it out.
I may or may not have been ninja'd, but in some cultures an open end up horseshoe is bad luck because it becomes a seat for an evil sprite to sit in. :'D
Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.
Originally Posted by xebec
Originally Posted by The Ghost of Starscream
The thing that's still bugging me is why the "homestuck" caption that appeared next to the sun stayed there as the camera panned away, as if it were part of the environment itself.
i was really weirded out by that too!
so weirded out that i was thinking about it even as jane blew up! like, "gee, this is weird, is homestuck actually branded into the sky here or something? is jane going to comment on it? oh wait no she can't. she has exploded. ok..."
okay now what the hell is going on in here??
Seriously. I've only read the last page and
what
8I
This is sort of a weird way to start the morning.
What are you talking about Holly porn is the perfect way to start the morning
This... Needed a comma after Holly.
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
So this Dante thing. Really there's only one way to sum it up.
Originally Posted by Crav
Not to change the subject, but the last few days I've been reading through Homestuck again and...
All I can think of is how glad I am I signed up on these forums when I did.
Might sound strange coming from a guy with only a few hundred posts, but I lurk a lot.
For every joke, and funny panel hussie put up, I can remember like 3 injokes spawned by the community. Or see all the direct responces he did because of stuff just random memes that were coming up in conversations at the time.
For every plot twist, I can remember 10 crack theories that were insane and the occational one that got it right in the most awesome way. The hilarious freak out reactions.
And it occurs to me that it just makes the whole thing that much more amazing.
Thanks guys. Keep being amazing.
Originally Posted by killerlamb
(I've been smacking myself in the boob for the past 10 minutes from different angles, seeing where it hurts and where it doesn't)
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
I'm going to be on my death bed and you will visit me and you will softly whisper in my ear "Takei Oh My goes here".
And I will die of laughter.
"Here lies Arms, who died when a teenage girl reminded her that she pretended to hit on George Takei once."
fire is EXTREMEEEEE-ly hot. Just so EXTREMEEEEE-ly physically attractive,, X3.....
Also Fish are zakarias and wheezee????? WHAT AM I LOKI AT!! (?)
I can't parse any of this
Where am I
What's going on
Originally Posted by BlackholePA
You know, the face is probably the most singularly expressive emoticon that I have ever come across. Its usage can be immensely varied and yet it always manages to carry a point across perfectly.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic. I'm terribly sorry.