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    Re: What is the WORST Homestuck fanfiction?

    i'm the worst homestuck fanfiction

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    Re: What is the WORST Homestuck fanfiction?

    Homestuck High was hilarious. Who the hell is Ferrari?

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    My Immortal was probably ironic, as is any hilariously bad Homestuck fanfiction likely to be.

    I wish Hans Von Hozel had written Homestuck fanfic. That guy was like the Tommy Wiseau of fanfiction.

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    Re: What is the WORST Homestuck fanfiction?

    Quote Originally Posted by mas369 View Post
    Act 6 Act 2, with Hivebent being a close second.
    I take this back. Act 6 Intermission 3 is much worse.

    • Horrible fan trolls, who are all either blatant mouthpieces for the author's views, bad parodies of people the author hates or just poor, shallow clones of the canon trolls.

    • Insanly OoC behavior, such as John's ragey freakout.

    • Attempts to sail shitty crackships and sink other ships through the OoC behavior.

    • Blatant Vriska worship.

    • God awful pacing.


    Yeah, that's the complete package right there.
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    Re: What is the WORST Homestuck fanfiction?

    It is a high school AU with a lot of weird fetishes and what in the real world would be sexual assault but in the fic is lovable.

    So in other words anything written by Cronus.

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    Homestuck High is a goldmine. I cannot stop laughing.

    "These napkins taste like piss" Vriska snooted as she gobbled one up.

    "I used that one to wipe myself after I peed..." Jade whimpered.

    "Ok" Vriska said, munching away.

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    ahaha that's amazing.

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    Re: What is the WORST Homestuck fanfiction?

    Quote Originally Posted by AnotherBystander View Post
    Homestuck High is a goldmine. I cannot stop laughing.

    "These napkins taste like piss" Vriska snooted as she gobbled one up.

    "I used that one to wipe myself after I peed..." Jade whimpered.

    "Ok" Vriska said, munching away.
    What the hell? That sounds disgusting.
    Where is this fanfiction?

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    You don't want fanfictions, if you truly want to explore the bastion of horror that is fanstuck work, try out some of the fan adventures. I won't name names, but my gods the things I have seen.

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    Re: What is the WORST Homestuck fanfiction?

    For some reason DAVE STDIDER POKEMON TRANER has become wildly popular on Youtube this month. There was like 9+ videos of it.





    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1azgY...eature=related

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    Re: What is the WORST Homestuck fanfiction?

    Quote Originally Posted by Vyro P. Dragon III View Post
    -snop-
    That is amazing. It is like... SBAHJ if it was less cool and in video form.

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    Re: What is the WORST Homestuck fanfiction?

    Big black zahhak?
    Obviously a joke, but pretty funny.

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    Re: What is the WORST Homestuck fanfiction?

    Has got to be Homestuck High. That shit is just painful for an advocate of grammar and sanity such as myself to read.

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    Re: What is the WORST Homestuck fanfiction?

    Quote Originally Posted by mas369 View Post
    • Insanly OoC behavior, such as John's ragey freakout.
    At the very least, I can justify this one.

    Cabin. Fever. Being stuck on four mostly-dead planets, a war-torn version of SBURB's Heaven, and a ship full of imbeciles (and your sister and an alternate version of your best pal, who sort of counts as a saving grace) can get particularly irritating very fast. And don't forget: Puberty. Hormones. When the only girl around is your one-third furry sister, you're probably not going to be the happiest camper all the time.

    The worst fanfiction is easily Marquise Spinneret Mindfang's journal. But it isn't terrible; just mediocre (which is probably what the Huss was going for, if some of his comments on it are of any indication). It at least provided texture and additional lore to the story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InnerRayg View Post
    You don't want fanfictions, if you truly want to explore the bastion of horror that is fanstuck work, try out some of the fan adventures. I won't name names, but my gods the things I have seen.
    This. So much this. All of this so hard.
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    Re: What is the WORST Homestuck fanfiction?

    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Morpheus View Post
    At the very least, I can justify this one.

    Cabin. Fever. Being stuck on four mostly-dead planets, a war-torn version of SBURB's Heaven, and a ship full of imbeciles (and your sister and an alternate version of your best pal, who sort of counts as a saving grace) can get particularly irritating very fast. And don't forget: Puberty. Hormones. When the only girl around is your one-third furry sister, you're probably not going to be the happiest camper all the time.

    The worst fanfiction is easily Marquise Spinneret Mindfang's journal. But it isn't terrible; just mediocre (which is probably what the Huss was going for, if some of his comments on it are of any indication). It at least provided texture and additional lore to the story.
    I. WAS. JOKING.

    Quote Originally Posted by InnerRayg View Post
    You don't want fanfictions, if you truly want to explore the bastion of horror that is fanstuck work, try out some of the fan adventures. I won't name names, but my gods the things I have seen.
    Please name some names. I want to know these horrors.
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    Re: What is the WORST Homestuck fanfiction?

    Once I read a fic about Tavros summoning Bec so he could rape Jade.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tuna View Post
    Probably Kanaya Gore. If you want a description, too bad. It's a fanfic of the stronger variety of Lemon. Really strong. Oh sweet mercy, please don't look it up, I have no idea if it even exists anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by InnerRayg View Post
    You don't want fanfictions, if you truly want to explore the bastion of horror that is fanstuck work, try out some of the fan adventures. I won't name names, but my gods the things I have seen.
    They're both types of fanfiction. One just has pictures.

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    Re: What is the WORST Homestuck fanfiction?

    Fapping John.
    'Nuff said.
    I have nothing to put here, so I'm putting something here.

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    Re: What is the WORST Homestuck fanfiction?

    Quote Originally Posted by mas369 View Post
    I. WAS. JOKING.



    Please name some names. I want to know these horrors.
    I have to avoid doing so, because as the creator of one such fanstuck thingamajig it's sort of hypocritical to be like LOOK AT THESE PIECES OF SHIT when my own little turd is sitting right down there for anyone to step on. Do a little browsing on the MSPFA site - Some people do the format really well, but for every one of them there's ten fourteen year olds from Tumblr having another typotastic adventure with their friends that just devolves into a mockery of the entire thing. I know there was a particularly egregious example that I can't recall the name of - If I can find it, I'll shoot it you as an exception because of said terribleness.

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    Re: What is the WORST Homestuck fanfiction?

    Yeah, Homestuck High... well... i don't think the "High" part of the title refers to the fact they're at high school.
    Especially since they abandon anything to do with school a short way through. I thought it was funny to read, except the bad sex scenes. But that's mainly due to not liking sex-scenes in the first place in any type of fiction, because of personal tastes.

    I don't see many forumadventures, really. Sorry I can't help. Try looking around that forum to see what you can find. Checking "The Cradle" is a good idea, since that's where all ideas are born, or die.

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    Re: What is the WORST Homestuck fanfiction?

    Quote Originally Posted by Benn View Post
    Homestuck High was hilarious. Who the hell is Ferrari?
    I think Ferrari might be Feferi :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Selcouth View Post
    I think Ferrari might be Feferi :P
    Too bad Wayward Vagabond isn't named "Volkswagen" or something ridiculous like that.

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    Re: What is the WORST Homestuck fanfiction?

    Quote Originally Posted by ASBusinessMagnet View Post
    Too bad Wayward Vagabond isn't named "Volkswagen" or something ridiculous like that.
    Yes. Yes oh god that would be perfect. Wayward Volkswagen. And is it too much of a stretch to make the Mayor a Mercedes, since I can't think of any other M cars?

    Someone needs to write Carstuck. Immediately.

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    Maybe its because I've been drinking but Homestuck high is hilarious.

    Also I think we are all forgetting *censored*, which we can't talk about because it is forbidden.
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