What is the WORST Homestuck fanfiction?

[Vyro P. Dragon III]

I've been currently trying to find a Homestuck fanfic that is the badness equivalent of My Immortal. I mean, it HAS to exist, right? Homestuck has a very large fanbase, at least ONE fanfiction has to suck massive amounts of balls.

So far, the closest thing I've found is DAVE STDIDER POKEMON TRANER, a fanfiction where Dave is a pokemon trainer armed with the legendary GROUNDOON, Jack and Karkat (Whose name is never spelled correctly) are the evil Team Bad, and Will Turner from Pirates of The Caribbean is there for no real reason.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7942034/...POKEMON_TRANER

At first glance, this KINDA looks like a troll fic, but I'm inclined to believe otherwise, as the storytelling, spelling and grammar DO marginally improve, whereas in most troll fics it gets worse. Also, I've made a lot of the same spelling mistakes as this author while typing on my smartphone, which COULD mean that this writer wrote it on their phone.

Anyway, is this truly the worst? Have I found the WORST Homestuck fanfic? Someone, aid me on noble quest. The worst fanfic MUST BE FOUND.

[mas369]

Act 6 Act 2, with Hivebent being a close second.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

If you look closely, sometimes you'll find that there are some Fanventures on the forum based around the originals that are pretty shitty. Then again I haven't combed any archives thoroughly enough to say any could be considered the shittiest, especially considering those that are made ironically shitty.

[Kuraimano]

Act 6 Act 2, with Hivebent being a close second.

Hah! Oh you...!

[PerpetualPursuit]

Interested bump.
Ah, bad fanfiction. One of my favourite guilty pleasures. Let me aid you on your search. :>

I think DSPT (DAVE STDIDER POKEMON TRANER) is probably a troll fic, though.
There's too many spelling errors in there. It just doesn't look right. Also, there's a suspiciously big amount of exclamation points.
It doesn't look like a little kid's writing and someone older isn't too likely to constantly make mistakes like that. They'd shorten everything and use lots of slang and probably swear all the time, but I haven't seen anything of that sort (I only skimmed, like, three chapters, though).

That's one problem with finding bad Homestuck fanfictions, I guess. Most fans are in their late teens, so they are either not all THAT bad at writing or they can at least get grammar and spelling right (and, come on, with that it's only half the fun).
With Homestuck getting more popular now, though, I'm sure there will be a flood of terribe (great) fanfiction.

..I'll still help you search, though. If there's something worse, we'll find it!

[opuk0]

Finding a fanfic equally bad to My Immortal is as futile as trying to get tiger

It's just too hard

[PerpetualPursuit]

I don't know, I didn't even like My Immortal that much.
Yes, it was horrible, but it wasn't fun to read, imo.
And what's the point in reading it if you're not getting anything out of it?

[Nephirin]

Pretty sure this thing was written with My Immortal in mind. I give you Homestuck High.

[101Leafy]

@DSPT and Homestuck High: Those were so horrible, yet incredibly funny! I'm crying really hard right now. :P

[Phenom1250]

@DSPT and Homestuck High: Those were so horrible, yet incredibly funny! I'm crying really hard right now. :P

I thought I was the only one! That has to be a troll fanfiction.

[Mustavus]

"1,893 found" for Homestuck fanfiction stories? The rest must be hiding. I keep looking, but I haven't found anything laughably horrible. Mostly just bland. Also, there's no AH character filter? Who's running things around here?

It's hard to tell which ones are going to be truly terrible. I think all the reprehensible ones I'm finding are obvious troll attempts.

For example, the... eponymously named "Tinkerbull changing Tavros's diaper".

Homestuck High will be difficult to top.

[Beelzebibble]

Pretty sure this thing was written with My Immortal in mind. I give you Homestuck High.

Oh SHIT

"He is suffering with severe head tramaur" the doctor said shakily "he does not remember his name!"

Everyone gasped.

"No! Karkat!" Dave discharged

"Who is Karkat my name is Tarvos" Karkat said questioninly

OH

SHIT

[Tuna]

Probably Kanaya Gore. If you want a description, too bad. It's a fanfic of the stronger variety of Lemon. Really strong. Oh sweet mercy, please don't look it up, I have no idea if it even exists anymore.

[fireicedog]

Pretty sure this thing was written with My Immortal in mind. I give you Homestuck High.

This is the greatest thing I have read all day. I especially liked the part about the school's goth kid : D

[Mustavus]

Probably Kanaya Gore. If you want a description, too bad.

?

If not

I don't think it's been done. We could write it.

[Niklink]

I wrote this: The Note Greased Monkeys Play

[Hytheter]

Nope. Can't read these. The pain, is instananeous.
How people can enjoy this I will never know.
edit: Although Homestuck crossed with Pokemon has potential to be something very cool, if silly, imo.

[SporkMilitia]

?

If not

I don't think it's been done. We could write it.

Oh Gog, I want to read that so badly!

[agnomen]

Pretty sure this thing was written with My Immortal in mind. I give you Homestuck High.

"She bought knee high leather black boots that had riddles in them"
Four legs in the morning, two legs in day three legs at night blah blah blah? To be honest I sort of want those boots now.

[Sarahsuke]

I'd nominate a certain fic that's infamous for starting the whole "John loves his daddy" meme, but I might get in trouble for linking to it on the forums due to explicit content.

PS: I'm aware that there's far worse out there, but I'll be damned if I'm going to go looking for it.

[kikirini]

It's been said, but Daddy Dearest is probably the lowest you can go. A quick google search will find it for you but....um. It's really bad and NSFW so take caution.

[Mustavus]

They said to take caution. I just didn't take enough.

Is what I might say if I hadn't disinterestedly skimmed it while watching Rin Tin Tin.

[Bleevlee]

kikirini.
That... made me cry until there were 40 gallon bags under my eyes filled with tears.

[101Leafy]

It's been said, but Daddy Dearest is probably the lowest you can go. A quick google search will find it for you but....um. It's really bad and NSFW so take caution.

That was so sad and horrible that I literally cried tear of sadness. I'm also deeply disturbed.

[Zaprika]

O.o Some of this mess...wow...I wanna write one too now! This will be a piece of cake! >:3