I've been currently trying to find a Homestuck fanfic that is the badness equivalent of My Immortal. I mean, it HAS to exist, right? Homestuck has a very large fanbase, at least ONE fanfiction has to suck massive amounts of balls.
So far, the closest thing I've found is DAVE STDIDER POKEMON TRANER, a fanfiction where Dave is a pokemon trainer armed with the legendary GROUNDOON, Jack and Karkat (Whose name is never spelled correctly) are the evil Team Bad, and Will Turner from Pirates of The Caribbean is there for no real reason.
At first glance, this KINDA looks like a troll fic, but I'm inclined to believe otherwise, as the storytelling, spelling and grammar DO marginally improve, whereas in most troll fics it gets worse. Also, I've made a lot of the same spelling mistakes as this author while typing on my smartphone, which COULD mean that this writer wrote it on their phone.
Anyway, is this truly the worst? Have I found the WORST Homestuck fanfic? Someone, aid me on noble quest. The worst fanfic MUST BE FOUND.