#MSPAFA Mansion

[Askia]

dibs

plot

[Kaynato]

This architecture is just getting worse.

Soon enough we'll have a case of Dubai.

[Galloglasses]

Reserved for building

[Askia]

after whoever he was had been sedated and taken the pills
a few minutes later he falls in a deep sleep

Askia: "hes gonna be really mad when he wakes up on a operating table forgetting why hes there, i hate when that happens"


a random guy barges in

??:"Hey, Lass. Hand me some Propofol. It's time for SCIENCE."



Askia:"what, why, who are you? and learn to fucking knock"

((who forgot to post? i did ))

[Dalmationer]

Plot reserved :3

[Galloglasses]

A divine Sorceror makes his home in the mansion and decides to use his magicks to build some bloody fucking beds in a bunkroom before everyone collapses from exhaustion. He then retreats to his sanctum sanctorum to refresh his energies

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[ProfessorLizzard]

Build Dibs.

[Dalmationer]

To answer your questions, SCIENCE! BECAUSE SCIENCE! And finally, I am ME! DALM! OVERLORD of all the TICKS, TOCKS, BEEPS and EXPLODES, but mostly the LATTER. KNOWLEDGE is my strength and WISDOM my SWORD, in short; MY POWERS ARE SCIENCE!



Oh, and this is Bob. At least I think it's Bob. I seem to have neglected to inquire! How silly!

Anyway, while we are on the subject of introductions, what is your name, missy? Do you wish to partake in the miracle of SCIENCE with me? I have an electric bonesaw and I want to graft springs onto this dude's eyes!

[masterblade600]

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[ProfessorLizzard]

A kitchen appears! It contains a large fridge and five microwave ovens. Due to the awkward placement, the Observatory has been pushed upwards.

[llamamiah]

Build Dibs.

[llamamiah]

A mysterious combo of ice blue LADDER and pure white DOOR have appeared. On the other side...



A LLAMA floats in a family room.

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Llama sprite.

Also I know I'm not the best spriter, but I hope my style isn't detracting from the images.

Also also, the map I made would be called LAND OF SHADOWS AND VILLAGES, or LOSAV.

[ProfessorLizzard]

Please keep the pocket dimension very small, since why would we build a mansion here, if we could have many offworld space.
Also that sounds suspiciously like a Hussnasty thing, which I do not approve of. : P

[masterblade600]

PLOTNESS

A portal appears and a hand reaches through it and grabs Dalm


The hand apparently belongs to a woman in red.
"Sorry but i can't let you use your SCIENCE on that man. He is vital to my existence. I sadly cannot tell you who i am as i do not have a name at this moment. All you need to know is I'm from some time in the future. But snyways if you hurt that man with your SCIENCE you will pay for it! Now you better go before my present catches up with us. If you don't you'll die."

[Dalmationer]

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[Dalmationer]

Listen missy.

I don't care about your existence. You are some nameless bint in a white void who prances about pulling people through rips in timespace. That does not daunt me, and neither does it impress me, because let's face it, any jackass can shove together a SPATIALLY TESSERACTY DEVICEY THINGIE, and any three-eyed chicken can stick a few knobs on a toadstool and make a TARDIS. I don't care how much I will "pay", because ALL the great mad scientists end up paying for their power anyway. Sure it usually involves their sanity, but to be honest, mine is tenuous at best anyway!

However, I suppose I might as well enlighten you as to why I want to study your Lodger Bob. Imagine a snowflake, if you will. Each snowflake is different, each is special. But imagine that some snowflakes are just SO MUCH MORE special than others. It's the same with people. Have you ever noticed that some people are so perfect, so powerful and immeasurably intelligent that they never fail? So incredibly persuasive that anyone who disagrees with them immediately becomes the "bad guy"? So stupendously durable they are neigh indestructable? Well I know, and I think I know what causes it.



I believe it to be an organ situated near the intestines, which I call the "Snowflake Gland", based on its shape and colouration. I am not sure how this takes place, but it somehow causes all their actions to be immediately "Justified", meaning that the host's motives are immediately correct, and they are morally culpable for nothing. It causes them to become centralised: everything that happens within a radius of the host almost exclusively involves the host. Finally, it causes them to become idealised: They become what is effectively the pinnacle of magnifacence to all onlookers, both in physical and mental aspects. They become gods. Just like Lodger Bob.



Now, imagine what one could become with that kind of power. If I knew how it worked, if I had SAMPLES of it, the snowflake gland could give me the power to do anything I wanted. Imagine! An army of machines, metal and bone and flesh. Each fitted with one of these to make them perfect. Imagine the terror and fury and rightiousness of such a force.

That, missy, is why I need to do SCIENCE on Lodger Bob. Never fear, I am sure he would be okay, though some of his ocular tissue may or may not be replaced by springs. Let's just say our little gang could use what he provides us, and I for one don't want to miss out on a good oppertunity.

[Dalmationer]

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[masterblade600]

(HOLY SHIT! I HAVE A PROTAGONIST GLAND!)


"Fine.... Also his name is Blade not Lodger Bob.... So should i teleport you out or can you SCIENCE out before my present catches up and kills you?"

[llamamiah]

{{Oomph, no Hussnasty? Bluh. And I'll make sure to keep it small.

Also, it's only quasi-Hussnasty. It's from a Hussnasty adventure, but isn't related to SBURB, it's just a pocket dimension. And LOSAV isn't even it's real name, it's just a nickname because the actual name isn't exactly easy to pronounce by humans.

Just trying to justify, heh. But this is going awesomely. :3}}

[Whimbrel]

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[swampmist1142]

(Llama-Bro, can i has lodging with you? I no can draw . Also, all of the sprites that I make are WAY too big for this. Pokemon spriting skills do nothing on this small a scale )

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[Dalmationer]

Dalm, on returning, "upgrades" the MEDICAL ROOM into a RESEARCH LABORATORY.

[Whimbrel]

Dalm really ought to turn his machines off when he's not using them.



Just look at this! The energies from the sanctum have caused an unexpected spark, which will no doubt call down--



--oh, it fizzled out. That was mercifully brief. With any luck the aetheric flare went entirely unnoticed!





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There are now three LUNAR FAIRIES loose on the mansion grounds.

[masterblade600]

(I think this suddenly became plot. I was originally going to make a new room or something but then i started drawing a evil doom tree of death....)

The tree of death has sprouted.
It feeds off the greed and corruption of those in and near the mansion and slowly grows stronger.
"There should be plenty of greed and corruption for me to feed off of here."

[Jacquerel]

You cut off the edge of the image