Moby Slick

[Doom Zero]

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The only proper way to hug is full out, in which the shorter person(see also: ME) goes under the arms and wraps around at the small of the back or midsection of spine. I'm not sure what the taller person should do since I'm always just doing that and they do whatever they choose. People are weird(see also: ME).

I'm usually either getting hugged by this one dude who's taller than me, or the girl I mentioned once who loves to fuck with my head. Not literally. Though maybe literally, I don't really know what she's into, so let's just say that while it's on the table it's certainly not something I could confirm or deny and it's not something that is appropriate for conversation through any form of communication.

Why are there 5 more pages since the last time I refreshed the page? gggggoooodddddamnit
I don't know if I want to read them all or skip them.
5 pages. Hmm. 125 posts.
Hmm.
Last two pages.

e: Wow I really wish this wasn't a page topper. This is going to be the first thing anybody sees when they look at this page.
...
Spoilering it.

[cinereousSynesthete]

We're interested in stalking you, Mr. Napoleon.

[Thedude3445]

This should prepare all of us for the 4/13 celebrations. This is also inspried by whoever this same thing last 4/13, because that's all I remember about that day :P

[recalcitrantIre]

Why are there 5 more pages since the last time I refreshed the page? gggggoooodddddamnit
I don't know if I want to read them all or skip them. 5 pages. Hmm. 125 posts. Hmm. Last two pages.

Its mostly irrelevant drivel anyway

ash may yet have use for his new OT deterrent

T1CK T0CK HUSSIE

[P_equals_NP]

I'm thinking you are just way into palindromes.

Not that weird.

I man, am regal. (A german am I.)
Never odd or even,
if I had a hi-fi.
MADAM I'M ADAM,
TOO HOT TO HOOT,
No lemons, no melon,
(too bad I hid a boot.)
LISA BONET ATE BASIL
(but the) Warsaw was Raw.
Was it a car, or a cat I saw?????

[cinereousSynesthete]

Beautiful good sir! This is amazing.

[Stormspirit]

OHFUCKINGSNAP...why did Ron became Dave? And Hermione Rose? Fuck that shit.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

This should prepare all of us for the 4/13 celebrations. This is also inspried by whoever this same thing last 4/13, because that's all I remember about that day :P

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This is great

Not nearly enough Roxy, but great nonetheless.

[Everanix]

This should prepare all of us for the 4/13 celebrations. This is also inspried by whoever this same thing last 4/13, because that's all I remember about that day :P

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Noooooo

The love interests

They matched up the sibling pairs

Squiiiiiick

[Freack]

SO EXCITED

CAN'T WAIT

ALMOST 4/13

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*Cough* So... how about them Packers?

[P_equals_NP]

We're interested in stalking you, Mr. Napoleon.

Well obviously I know that. That's why I put up my location so blatantly on my profile.

(It's a fake that serves as a red herring.)

[wrinklefudger]

I man, am regal. (A german am I.)
Never odd or even,
if I had a hi-fi.
MADAM I'M ADAM,
TOO HOT TO HOOT,
No lemons, no melon,
(too bad I hid a boot.)
LISA BONET ATE BASIL
(but the) Warsaw was Raw.
Was it a kar, or a kat I saw?????

ftfy.

also,
smug gums.

[killerlamb]

why isn't Roxy in that poster?

[ArmsAreLoud]

OHFUCKINGSNAP...why did Ron became Dave? And Hermione Rose? Fuck that shit.

Yeah I feel as if their primary method of selection involved "if this person has a dick then he is one of the male characters, if she does not then she is one of the females" and just sort of chose randomly beyond that

None of them really work anyways, Homestuck characters aren't flat enough to be compared to Harry Potter.

[genteelGunslinger]

Afternoon people. I got up only half an hour ago in the middle of the day. It's great to be me.

I also have missed some awesome discussion. This makes me quite sad. Here are some replies.

In backwards order, of course:

I come to see SO MANY PILLOWS.
And a Tavros head.
And also people talking about forum meetups.
Huh.

You also forgot the bit about abducting you and taking you to Florida. That happened at some stage, it seemed, which made me worried for the personal safety of every international member. I.E. ME.

I'm doing exactly that for Anime North. Mostly so Dragonstorm won't be like 'Huh?' when I'll go talk to her.

Wait, I thought Dragonstorm was a dude. It's so hard keeping track of everyone

Try LIVING HERE.

(cite)

It's really tough. Dear god.

Mega, you forgot to inform these gentlemen of the worst enemy to man kind. Drop bears.

Buckle Up, Homestuck

(OFF DA RAILZ)

That was the greatest video. The zombie one was great too.

I am in agreement here. The US is always burning its coffee. But sometimes you need the shittiest coffee you didn't expect to see outside of Starbucks, and then I go and buy a coffee from a coffee shop that is outside of Starbucks and it's like drinking charcoal but then I can go around tasting acid for the rest of the day and also feel tough.

This makes me incredibly sad.
Coffee is not for proving manliness. It is invigorating you into your day. Why would you spend the whole afternoon tasting acid on your mouth when you could spend the whole afternoon with the deliciousness of milk coffee on your breath. I can't even GRASP why you would do something like this too yourselves. Have none of you ever had a decent coffee in your lifetimes?!


On a completely unrelated note, it just occurred to me that an excellent Saxton Hale in the TF2 Saxton Hale Mod would probably be Bec Noir. I mean, the modelling would be annoying, but it would still be so epic, but difficult to think of abilities for.

[P_equals_NP]

Coffee is not for proving manliness. It is invigorating you into your day. Why would you spend the whole afternoon tasting acid on your mouth when you could spend the whole afternoon with the deliciousness of milk coffee on your breath. I can't even GRASP why you would do something like this too yourselves. Have none of you ever had a decent coffee in your lifetimes?!

Hot chocolate tastes infinitely better than coffee, you have coffee for one thing, intestinal fortitude. That is its number one good aprt.

ftfy.

also,
smug gums.

I am hur blurring my face off that that still works.

(Weird Al rules though.)

[Thedude3445]

why isn't Roxy in that poster?

not enough characters on the poster you can draw her and jade in if you want by hand. that just makes it even better :P

[bloodyEmissary]

Whoops abort abort abort apparently a quick google search of my full name turns up a lot of stuff about me. Including my Amazon account.
CURSE YOU INTERNEEEEEEEET.

[P_equals_NP]

A man, a plan, a caret, a ban, a myriad, a sum, a lac, a liar, a hoop, a pint, a catalpa, a gas, an oil, a bird, a yell, a vat, a caw, a pax, a wag, a tax, a nay, a ram, a cap, a yam, a gay, a tsar, a wall, a car, a luger, a ward, a bin, a woman, a vassal, a wolf, a tuna, a nit, a pall, a fret, a watt, a bay, a daub, a tan, a cab, a datum, a gall, a hat, a fag, a zap, a say, a jaw, a lay, a wet, a gallop, a tug, a trot, a trap, a tram, a torr, a caper, a top, a tonk, a toll, a ball, a fair, a sax, a minim, a tenor, a bass, a passer, a capital, a rut, an amen, a ted, a cabal, a tang, a sun, an ass, a maw, a sag, a jam, a dam, a sub, a salt, an axon, a sail, an ad, a wadi, a radian, a room, a rood, a rip, a tad, a pariah, a revel, a reel, a reed, a pool, a plug, a pin, a peek, a parabola, a dog, a pat, a cud, a nu, a fan, a pal, a rum, a nod, an eta, a lag, an eel, a batik, a mug, a mot, a nap, a maxim, a mood, a leek, a grub, a gob, a gel, a drab, a citadel, a total, a cedar, a tap, a gag, a rat, a manor, a bar, a gal, a cola, a pap, a yaw, a tab, a raj, a gab, a nag, a pagan, a bag, a jar, a bat, a way, a papa, a local, a gar, a baron, a mat, a rag, a gap, a tar, a decal, a tot, a led, a tic, a bard, a leg, a bog, a burg, a keel, a doom, a mix, a map, an atom, a gum, a kit, a baleen, a gala, a ten, a don, a mural, a pan, a faun, a ducat, a pagoda, a lob, a rap, a keep, a nip, a gulp, a loop, a deer, a leer, a lever, a hair, a pad, a tapir, a door, a moor, an aid, a raid, a wad, an alias, an ox, an atlas, a bus, a madam, a jag, a saw, a mass, an anus, a gnat, a lab, a cadet, an em, a natural, a tip, a caress, a pass, a baronet, a minimax, a sari, a fall, a ballot, a knot, a pot, a rep, a carrot, a mart, a part, a tort, a gut, a poll, a gateway, a law, a jay, a sap, a zag, a fat, a hall, a gamut, a dab, a can, a tabu, a day, a batt, a waterfall, a patina, a nut, a flow, a lass, a van, a mow, a nib, a draw, a regular, a call, a war, a stay, a gam, a yap, a cam, a ray, an ax, a tag, a wax, a paw, a cat, a valley, a drib, a lion, a saga, a plat, a catnip, a pooh, a rail, a calamus, a dairyman, a bater, a canal – Panama!

[Thedude3445]

Yeah I feel as if their primary method of selection involved "if this person has a dick then he is one of the male characters, if she does not then she is one of the females" and just sort of chose randomly beyond that

None of them really work anyways, Homestuck characters aren't flat enough to be compared to Harry Potter.

I resent that because I totally chose based on personality and stuff and not just MS Paint editing a poster to make harry potter characters homestuck characters. not at all :P

[kmsumrall]

So, there is a lot of babble until we crash the site, right? Okay.

Anyways, Pirate ships are going to be the theme of the 4/13. That and things relating to luck.

[killerlamb]

p=np... what was that?


e. oooooooooooh it's a palindrome, never mind

[Stormspirit]

Wait, I thought Dragonstorm was a dude. It's so hard keeping track of everyone

Nope. She's a girl. And a very pretty one! You should check out her dA. It's pretty obvious when you see her profile.

Whoops abort abort abort apparently a quick google search of my full name turns up a lot of stuff about me. Including my Amazon account.
CURSE YOU INTERNEEEEEEEET.

Pfffhaha! Yes, that is perfect! Internet, keep doing your job like that. Soon, we will be able to provide a full list of first and last names of everybody on the planet. With a photo of them. And then I can abduct the best of them to make my mutant.

[deathsbuddy]

I man, am regal. (A german am I.)
Never odd or even,
if I had a hi-fi.
MADAM I'M ADAM,
TOO HOT TO HOOT,
No lemons, no melon,
(too bad I hid a boot.)
LISA BONET ATE BASIL
(but the) Warsaw was Raw.
Was it a car, or a cat I saw?????

Ahem.
Go hang a salami. I'm a lasagna hog.

[xqz]

Whoops abort abort abort apparently a quick google search of my full name turns up a lot of stuff about me. Including my Amazon account.
CURSE YOU INTERNEEEEEEEET.

Following suit, I seem to be completely absent from google results! I find this more pleasing than I should.

also amusing: the entire first page of GIS results (and most of the second) for my first name is full of pictures of guns