Moby Slick

[cinereousSynesthete]

I would either hug every one of you guys and bounce around excitedly a lot, or just hang back and don't start conversations, as per my usual strategy for social interaction.
Hopefully the former!

I am so awkward but we would all be friends and things would be good I think I could handle it.

[Freack]

Hello everybody. I think that by now, we could start celebrating and being excited about the upcoming update. Because your Queen of Awesome says so.

I am so sorry! I was going to party, but it appears somebody used the cake mix! Whatever shall I do!
I had this awesome plan to carve "OBEY" into a cake, but now I will have no cake. :(

I shall celebrate anyways, with coffee and sitting and staring blankly at my screen. Also TvTropes. And Fanart. And changing my wallpaper three million times. Ans eating a bunch od cheese.

[Fish]

I've thought about this before and got scared. How would you know?

I've thought about this before, too, and my only hope is that my computer survives and they think to scroll past all the porn in my history and post here.
It helps that I keep most of my passwords in my wallet, so they could get on tumblr, too.
but what if . . .. . . . .. .. the wallet . . IS ON . .
FIRE?!?!?@!?!?
these are things you think about on long bikerides with cars zipping past you two feet away at 55mph
anyone who says bicyclists are wimps is SORELY MISTAKEN

wait you probably meant other people
well they probably keep their histories on desktops so that's even BETTER

sometimes I get morbid

[recalcitrantIre]

Yes, yes we are, mO. You're my left-hand man. And MW is the right-hand woman.

What does this make me, the man behind the curtain pulling the strings? Probably not, I'm not much of a leader type, don't have the right kind of drive for positions of responsibility. Also I don't like puppets.

Wasn't the second album already pretty much done, though? And working for ten days on the album...meh, I don't know, that doesn't sound like something Andrew would do. He's able to multi-task, isn't he?

Also, if we were all able to meet somewhere, I would squee, then hug everybody.

I would probably dispense fistbunps and the occasional bro hug bump, and then go off to do my own stuff or just look around

that was pretty much the order of business at the last con I went to

You guys are only allowed to do this meet up if Dani gets to go too though. I don't care how costly it would be someone has to sponsor her.

I'm reminded of those World Vision 'starving children in third world countries' ads

apparently in our year 9 English play we did a parody of them but I didn't see it

[P_equals_NP]

I would either hug every one of you guys and bounce around excitedly a lot, or just hang back and refrain from starting conversations, as per my usual strategy for social interaction.
Hopefully the former!

Not liking hugs is a thing that used to be my gimmick, but I agree it would be supre awesome.

I would cosplay as Napoleon Bonaparte or something maybe.

You guys are only allowed to do this meet up if Dani gets to go too though. I don't care how costly it would be someone has to sponsor her.

[bloodyEmissary]

Not liking hugs is a thing that used to be my gimmick, but I agree it would be supre awesome.

I would cosplay as Napoleon Bonaparte or something maybe.

You guys are only allowed to do this meet up if Dani gets to go too though. I don't care how costly it would be someone has to sponsor her.

Of course we will spoonsor Dani if this happens.
What kind of a meet-up would it be without her???

[Stormspirit]

I am so sorry! I was going to party, but it appears somebody used the cake mix! Whatever shall I do!
I had this awesome plan to carve "OBEY" into a cake, but now I will have no cake. :(

I shall celebrate anyways, with coffee and sitting and staring blankly at my screen. Also TvTropes. And Fanart. And changing my wallpaper three million times. Ans eating a bunch od cheese.

Aw shucks. Do you have any Homestuck-related product? Like Faygo or maybe anything Betty Crocker?

What does this make me, the man behind the curtain pulling the strings? Probably not, I'm not much of a leader type, don't have the right kind of drive for positions of responsibility. Also I don't like puppets.

No, you're the advisor. You're the one giving me the informations necessary to be awesome enough.

Of course we will spoonsor Dani if this happens.
What kind of a meet-up would it be without her???

I'm sure that it wouldn't be that hard. I mean...where does she live?

[mysteriousOutsider]

You guys are only allowed to do this meet up if Dani gets to go too though. I don't care how costly it would be someone has to sponsor her.

I think we should meet up in an entirely neutral location.

Like Antarctica.

which I just happen to be closest to but that's not important

[cinereousSynesthete]

Of course we will spoonsor Dani if this happens.
What kind of a meet-up would it be without her???

Not the kind I'd want to go to, that's for sure.

[bloodyEmissary]

I'm sure that it wouldn't be that hard. I mean...where does she live?

Brazil.

I think we should meet up in an entirely neutral location.

Like Antarctica.

which I just happen to be closest to but that's not important

How...coincidental.

[Dmatix]

Ah, you lucky sods. I live so incredibly far from any other Homestuck fan I could never reasonably hope to meet one. Like, ever. Makes Brazil and Canada seem close.

[recalcitrantIre]

No, you're the advisor. You're the one giving me the informations necessary to be awesome enough.

Like a Mass Effect information broker? Let me get my Liara cosplay no I don't actually have one of those

I'm sure that it wouldn't be that hard. I mean...where does she live?

Brazil, one of the areas with a UTC-3 timezone. That's the most I know.

[Freack]

Aw shucks. Do you have any Homestuck-related product? Like Faygo or maybe anything Betty Crocker?

I could make some cheese and garlic biscuits??? Or make some more John-Egbert's-Doom, which is just BC chocolate frosting mixed with peanut butter.

I always liked the idea of meet-ups, but I am willing to wait for super hologram technology. That will be so much fun.

[Fish]

Not liking hugs is a thing that used to be my gimmick, but I agree it would be supre awesome.
I would cosplay as Napoleon Bonaparte or something maybe.
You guys are only allowed to do this meet up if Dani gets to go too though. I don't care how costly it would be someone has to sponsor her.

CAN THE COMBINED FUNDS OF FIFTY COMIC DISCUSSIONEERS BRING A BRAZILIAN TO AMERICA AND SAVE HER FROM THE TYRANNICAL REGIME OF BRAZIL?

WILL HER HEROIC PATRON BE ABLE TO JOIN HER?

WHAT DOES SHE SOUND LIKE?

anyway it'd be cool to meet people
it'd have to be in america because
wel
AMERICA.

we can have middle easterners too they're about as close as the english and belgish and dutchish

[P_equals_NP]

I think we should meet up in an entirely neutral location.

Like Antarctica.

which I just happen to be closest to but that's not important

Quick when's the next Antartician comic/anime/other thing we can ruin convention?

[mysteriousOutsider]

How...coincidental.

okay fine

Stormspirit's moon base then. She has teleporters, it's perfect.

Quick when's the next Antartician comic/anime/other thing we can ruin convention?

It's just one big long convention. They never stop conventioning.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

Of course we will spoonsor Dani if this happens.
What kind of a meet-up would it be without her???

I'd love to meet up with all of you. I'd be awesome to have IRL dorky Homestuck conversations.

Plus I'm much funnier in person :U

[Dmatix]

CAN THE COMBINED FUNDS OF FIFTY COMIC DISCUSSIONEERS BRING A BRAZILIAN TO AMERICA AND SAVE HER FROM THE TYRANNICAL REGIME OF BRAZIL?

WILL HER HEROIC PATRON BE ABLE TO JOIN HER?

WHAT DOES SHE SOUND LIKE?

anyway it'd be cool to meet people
it'd have to be in america because
wel
AMERICA.

Ahm. You will bring her to the United States. Because Brazil is already in America. South America.
I'm just being a dick out of jealousy, feel free to ignore me.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

CAN THE COMBINED FUNDS OF FIFTY COMIC DISCUSSIONEERS BRING A BRAZILIAN TO AMERICA AND SAVE HER FROM THE TYRANNICAL REGIME OF BRAZIL?

WILL HER HEROIC PATRON BE ABLE TO JOIN HER?

WHAT DOES SHE SOUND LIKE?

anyway it'd be cool to meet people
it'd have to be in america because
wel
AMERICA.

Well, we'd have to be more specific than that? How about Florida? Brazil's closest to Florida, and she'd probably have to make a connecting flight from there to any place else regardless! And not just because I live there! >->

[bloodyEmissary]

CAN THE COMBINED FUNDS OF FIFTY COMIC DISCUSSIONEERS BRING A BRAZILIAN TO AMERICA AND SAVE HER FROM THE TYRANNICAL REGIME OF BRAZIL?

WILL HER HEROIC PATRON BE ABLE TO JOIN HER?

WHAT DOES SHE SOUND LIKE?

anyway it'd be cool to meet people
it'd have to be in america because
wel
AMERICA.

There was pretty much no way one of us wasn't going to make this joke, you know.

I'd love to meet up with all of you. I'd be awesome to have IRL dorky Homestuck conversations.

Plus I'm much funnier in person :U

Oh dear.

[Stormspirit]

Like a Mass Effect information broker? Let me get my Liara cosplay no I don't actually have one of those

Yeah, pretty much. But, if you could morph into Liara, I would make out with you. But only then.

I could make some cheese and garlic biscuits??? Or make some more John-Egbert's-Doom, which is just BC chocolate frosting mixed with peanut butter.

Why not both?

Alright, no, that sounds disgusting.

okay fine

Stormspirit's moon base then. She has teleporters, it's perfect.

Yeah, and it's big enough. Not sure I could use my teleporters to transport so much people, though.

[Freack]

I'd love to meet up with all of you. I'd be awesome to have IRL dorky Homestuck conversations.

Plus I'm much funnier in person :U

I guess we will all just have to wait for Sburb to happen. Because when it does, I am so with you people.

Team Butt-Spider Touches! If that sentence explodes the forum again I will be very angry.

But unless it was life-or-death, I would avoid meeting you guys. Because I am much happier being seen as Coffee Man.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

I guess we will all just have to wait for Sburb to happen. Because when it does, I am so with you people.

Team Butt-Spider Touches! If that sentence explodes the forum again I will be very angry.

That was like the best week on the forums ever. I'm not even sure why. It was just a really great hiatus.

Also, UU is a hero of space.

UU: the place yoU visited was called prospit. it is where i have woken Up every time i have gone to sleep for most of my life.

News to me.

[P_equals_NP]

That was like the best week on the forums ever. I'm not even sure why. It was just a really great hiatus.

Also, UU is a hero of space.

News to me.

I don't know why butt spidres ever died out.

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There was pretty much no way one of us wasn't going to make this joke, you know.

Keith Bandit is a hero.

[Doom Zero]

Alot of people think that Dirk can be kind of a jerk, yes he can be but he does alot to help his friends. He sent Jane the bunny to protect her from the Batterwitch and the enemies in Sburb he sent Jake Brobrot to help him get as strong as he possibly can Dirk may be a jerk but he's one of the most caring people in homestuck. Jake is boring at the moment but I get the feeling he'll become less boring real fast Jane may also be boring but I think she's going to be the only player unprepared for sburb so she has to go through all of the beginner motions.

But not nearly as considerate as John. When it comes to being considerate, John is simply the best there is.

you guys important question.

does taco bell offer a chicken version of the dorito taco? because celebrating the return of homestuck with something that only barely qualifies as food sounds like a good idea but I don't eat beef

Huh. Is that a religious thing, or do you simply not like beef? Just curious.
Also, fuuuuck, that actually sounds good. But I've only seen one Canadian Taco Bell in my entire life, so I don't think I will be trying that any time soon.

This is totally not a joke. Those things were goddamn amazing, but i do not think they come in Chicken. Sorry kL.

RUB IT IN WHY DON'T YOU.
The taco bell I just mentioned... isn't far from my house, actually. And I'm sure if I were looking for other taco bells, I could probably find one. They're just so generally awful that I don't look.
(Fuchsia Ruler just came on, so great. Third Fourth best song on the album)