Moby Slick

[P_equals_NP]

I cannot stand classical elementals. I was briefly considering shoehorning a sodium elemental into my story so at one point he could get wet and explode.

Once I read this One Piece Q&A and one of the questions was "Is Whitebeard a Logia??" And I was like WHAT AN IDIOT OBVIOUSLY HE'S STRONG BUT HE'S NOT MADE OF EARTHQUAKES. And then Oda was like "Well, to be a logia he'd have to be made of Earthquakes."

Anyway it got me thinking, what if there was an Earthquake elemental? That would be so awesome even if it doesn't make sense.


And also I guess an elemental made of really nasty Grape Soda.

[wrinklefudger]

Actually, that's an incredibly original way of killing something made of fire. Nice idea.




That's what all wizards must strive for. 'dem bargains.

That still, what about the detective? And what the hell is up with this chick inseminating herself?

The detective is a stone cold badass who is also a bit of a dick. though he strives to accomplish the greater good, his actions to achieve such goals include keeping a notorious drug trafficker/pixie slaver/cannibal away from the police to use as an underworld encyclopedia, and setting wizards up on dates with their students... At a restaurant that is also a mafia front.

As for the self-insemination part, that part is from a pretty freaky part of the story. She pretty much goes insane after she sees her boyfriend die, and one thing leads to another, which leads to her fisting herself with a handful of man-seed.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

As for the self-insemination part, that part is from a pretty freaky part of the story. She pretty much goes insane after she sees her boyfriend die, and one thing leads to another, which leads to her fisting herself with a handful of man-seed.

I feel like I should post this last bit in the Out of Context Quotes Thread, but I think even that might be a bit much.

o_e

[knottedOdyssey]

The detective is a stone cold badass who is also a bit of a dick. though he strives to accomplish the greater good, his actions to achieve such goals include keeping a notorious drug trafficker/pixie slaver/cannibal away from the police to use as an underworld encyclopedia, and setting wizards up on dates with their students... At a restaurant that is also a mafia front.

As for the self-insemination part, that part is from a pretty freaky part of the story. She pretty much goes insane after she sees her boyfriend die, and one thing leads to another, which leads to her fisting herself with a handful of man-seed.

If we could make content-less posts in this thread, this post would just be "........." over and over.
However I suppose I will instead express my confusion with a simple
"uh"
Still sounds interesting, though.

[mysteriousOutsider]

I feel like that's maybe not a very efficient way to impregnate yourself.

More research is required.

(I'm not doing it)

[wrinklefudger]

I feel like that's maybe not a very efficient way to impregnate yourself.

More research is required.

(I'm not doing it)

I did say insane. And 1920s

[P_equals_NP]

This discussion is just a little bit gross in my humble opinion.

Edit: Gahhh suddenly I'm in the mood to write prose. Oh well maybe graph isomorphisms can wait.

[mysteriousOutsider]

This discussion is just a little bit gross in my humble opinion.

That is a serious understatement.

[ArmsAreLoud]

I feel like that's maybe not a very efficient way to impregnate yourself.

More research is required.

(I'm not doing it)

I come back from playing Skullgirls and this is the first thing I see

Just

What

What is even the context for this

There is no quote pyramid for me to follow or anything

(Also gaiz try Skullgirls it is awesome)

[Candor]

That is a serious understatement.

Is this the part where we all tell each other about Homestuck?

[Cerelan]

I would be talking about how this is a bizarre discussion topic but I was linked to a video and I can't stop sharing it- it is quite amazing.

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To link this to Homestuck (somehow)

Was there ever a time in-comic you just went: Whaaaaaaat?
There are so many moments, I have to mull over mine.

[wrinklefudger]

I come back from playing Skullgirls and this is the first thing I see

Just

What

What is even the context for this

There is no quote pyramid for me to follow or anything

(Also gaiz try Skullgirls it is awesome)

we are talking about a novel I am writing. The most disturbing scene in the entire planned out timeline includes a girl artificially inseminating herself with her dead boyfriend's sperm... by hand

[ArmsAreLoud]

we are talking about a novel I am writing. The most disturbing scene in the entire planned out timeline includes a girl artificially inseminating herself with her dead boyfriend's sperm... by hand

I

Jus

What?

What the hell is this novel even about

[mysteriousOutsider]

I come back from playing Skullgirls and this is the first thing I see

Just

What

What is even the context for this

There is no quote pyramid for me to follow or anything

(Also gaiz try Skullgirls it is awesome)

None of it is my fault and we should never speak of it again.

Skullgirls finally came out?!?

there's no pc version is there

[P_equals_NP]

there's no pc version is there

This is what I said to myself.

Which reminds me I need to play Psychonauts some time.

Ughh maybe during the Summre.

[recalcitrantIre]

I
Jus
What?
What the hell is this novel even about

supposedly its like noir detective but with magic and stuff? I think the Dresden series has a similar premise

this is why I stick to sci-fi, the weird shit you come up with can be explained by "shut up its the future"

except the weirdest stuff in mine is cloning ethical dilemmas and egregious abuse of time loops? I really need to start actually writing it at some point

[knottedOdyssey]

we are talking about a novel I am writing. The most disturbing scene in the entire planned out timeline includes a girl artificially inseminating herself with her dead boyfriend's sperm... by hand

Part of me is glad that this is the MOST disturbing scene.
The other part is skeeved that THIS is the most disturbing scene.
Hmm.

Was there ever a time in-comic you just went: Whaaaaaaat?
There are so many moments, I have to mull over mine.

Most of the recent updates...especially DOTA.
Also [S] Jade: Wake, except that was more along the lines of "Whaaaaaaaaaa-OH MY GOD AHHH NO"

[wrinklefudger]

supposedly its like noir detective but with magic and stuff? I think the Dresden series has a similar premise

this is why I stick to sci-fi, the weird shit you come up with can be explained by "shut up its the future"

except the weirdest stuff in mine is cloning ethical dilemmas and egregious abuse of time loops? I really need to start actually writing it at some point

This is not the dresden files! There is scifi stuff, the detective is not a wizard, and most of the magical creatures in existence are extinct!

[ArmsAreLoud]

None of it is my fault and we should never speak of it again.

Skullgirls finally came out?!?

there's no pc version is there

There's no PC version YET

There will be assuming that the PS360 version doesn't completely bomb in sales.

[recalcitrantIre]

PS360 version

when are they releasing this game, 2518?

although that could just be a mashup term for both consoles

e. its only one console short of this

[mysteriousOutsider]

although that could just be a mashup term for both consoles

WHOA

IT COULD BE

yeah I don't think I'll be playing it

[ArmsAreLoud]

But it's so much fuuun

And also the tutorials are bitchin so if you aren't good at fighters you will be after playing this game.

At least try out the demo when it comes out on PC, man.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

360 is the best number, trumped only by 413 and possibly 612(1025 just isn't as good). Seriously. I'd say more, but I'm not much of a console gamer as of late.

[P_equals_NP]

Ehhh, I don't really like fighting games that much. Unless they have Ivan Ooze

[mysteriousOutsider]

At least try out the demo when it comes out on PC, man.

I promise that in the event that a PC version is released, and that the PC version has a demo, I will try it.

Unless something way more interesting distracts me.