
Originally Posted by
mythmonster2
Also, my return to eyes closed stuff! Surprise: It's a fic!
There once was a beautiful Princess named Feferi Peixes. She was trapped in a dark castle by n evil dragon named Pyalsprite. One day, a prince came to the castly to try and save the princess Feferi. Amd sp he facesd tje drapm wotj hos ,ogjty wamd pf ,agoc. for he was pme pf the greatest weeoxstfd pg s;; yo,r. jsbomh nrrm ytsomrf nuy yjr fstl zYmetac;e Thera[ost herse;f/ Unfortunately, the dragon Pyralspite turned out t be too much for even Eridan ti face. He was forced to retreat. When he teiturned, by turned to the powers of SCIENCE to shelp him save the princess and woo her. Tejecting Tentacle Therapists' magic, he traveled far and wide jearnign the ways of Science. gineally, he found a Slyph nown only as GrimAuxiliatric. hw Vwffws gwe die WAY TO DEFEAT THE GREAT oYRALSPRITE, AND SO gRIMaUXILIATRIV TOOK PITY ON HIM AND GAVE HIM A GREAT science WANT EOYJ EJOVJ YP FRGRSY YJR GPI; NRSDY. HR TRYITMRF YP YJR VSDY;R TRSFU YP GOHJY. NIY JR FODVPBRTRF MSIHJY NR YJR VJSTTRF VPT[RD PG S FTSHPM/ FOR ANOTHER PRINCE, OR RATHER, A MAGE HAD UISED HIS GREAT EYE BEAMS TO VAPORIZE THE DRAGON AND HE HAD REQUED THE PRINCESS FEFERI AND ERIDAN WAS ASD.
Oh good God what have I written. I love how I started off with perfect grammar and everything, but then it devolves into random caps and slashes and brackets.