Things You'd Prefer Not To Hold

[Disva]

-out for the best
-any verb
-the personification of disgust
-17 cats of various breeds, glued together
-another person's hand while gazing off into the sunset, lost in love, shortly before a stray micrometeor hits them right in the brain stem and kills them

[C.J.C.]

- A bomb
- Yogurt without container
- Stephen King
- The sharp part of a blender when it is turned on
- Steering wheel
- A gun that a murderer just shot and put in my hands
- A moving car
Dat list.

[Wiwaxia]

A yellow handkerchief. (In a gay bar)

[DecidedlyDevious]

A brown handkerchief in a gay bar. (Hey, everyone's got their limits.)

[Gilo000]

A gay bar.

[Lokie]

Cotton balls. I cannot stand them and they give me goosebumps if I feel them (dry) or hear it's crunch.

[wrinklefudger]

-it right there scumbag

also can someone explain the handkerchief jokes?

[kholhaus]

-it right there scumbag

also can someone explain the handkerchief jokes?

It's implied that the yellow one is piss,

and the brown one is shit.

What i'd rather not like to hold?

A red handkerchief in a women's bar.

[Hatman Hatmyth Hatlegend]

-a protest sign during a police crackdown.

First thing I thought after that post : "Wait that's a THING?" immediately followed by : "Oh yeah, interwebz and human beings. Of course that's a thing. Silly me."

[Wiwaxia]

-it right there scumbag

also can someone explain the handkerchief jokes?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanky_code

[Doofaeus]

A high voltage power line.

And going with the hankerchiefs, since yellow and brown were already mentionned I don't wouldn't want to be caught with a red one either

[wrinklefudger]

A high voltage power line.

And going with the hankerchiefs, since yellow and brown were already mentionned I don't wouldn't want to be caught with a red one either

I'd avoid any of those handkerchiefs, or, if straight people are ever clever enough to come up with something like that, I would also prefer to not hold a black, red, blue, brown, green, orange, purple, grey, or snot encrusted one.

[Jolts]

-My mother's hand
-A jar of piss
-One of those slimy rubber toys that are impossible to grab
-Highly corrosive acid with no container
-The tip of a really really sharp blade
-The Line

[gummyrat]

-a jar/container of mayonnaise/miracle whip

[ProfessorApe]

The internet.

[kraine]

A hungry centipede.

Don't get me wrong, I hold wasps, spiders, and all other kinds of weird animals, but centipedes always look like they want to tear into your flesh..

[trueBug]

Schistosoma.

[Wiwaxia]

Casu marzu

(don't click on that link if you're planning to eat any time soon)

[Ikkl]

-My own evicerated intestines. (in-tes-TYNES)
-A crocodile's tongue.

[xooxu]

-a jar/container of mayonnaise/miracle whip

of them combined?

[Kiwizoom]

A really big beard
because it would be all itchy..
and maybe a helping of warm cottage cheese with live golfish in it

[Morphimus]

Angry weasels. I simply would not prefer to hold them and that is all there is to say on the matter.

[L33tsaber]

A hagfish.

[Bohandas]

My temper

[omniblacklight]

A wasp. I can handle having to pick up and clean a lot of things but wasps are something I turn into a screaming lil 6-year old girl over and run until I find someone to destroy the foul stinging beasts. Cold sweat and all -bluh- wasps are evil. I would rather pick up an old moldy diaper sitting out in the sun for a week than a wasp dead or alive!