Things You'd Prefer Not To Hold

[Seamus]

There's a great big world out there, full of all sorts of things. Heavy things, light things, warm things, cold things, etc etc. Then there's things you'd prefer not to hold. Let's list 'em.

Things I'd prefer not to hold:
* Anthropomorphic cactus
* Lit dynamite
* A sleeping tiger cub when I'm not sure of the mother's whereabouts

[Doofaeus]

I would not like to hold the weight of the entire world on my shoulders.

[BewareOfNerd]

-An angry porcupine
-Several angry porcupines
-Something so heavy and slippery that I'm sure to drop it on my foot
-All these limes

[TheBertRam]

Another mans genitalia.

[AnatidaeCollector]

My pee.

[DecidedlyDevious]

The Sun
The Moon
The Earth
A Blackhole
A Neutron Star
A Baby that is my own
A Baby that isn't my own
The murder weapon

e: also the soap. That one's important.

[Varkarrus]

a caller

[Quirk]

An angry honey badger.

Even though 'angry honey badger" is a complete redundancy.

Holding reduncancies would also be a bad thing.

[ArcticDisease]

-The phone
-My horses
-It right there

[TehPilot]

The bass, because I might accidentally drop it.

[Doofaeus]

A hot potato.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

A hot potato.

God dammit that is literally what I came here to post.

Uhh

A photon, because that would mean I'd be breaking physics forever.

[Varkarrus]

the world in my hands

because that would mean roughly half of the earth would be crushed amongst my palms, gravity on the sides of the earth would be going downwards, the atmosphere would get messed up, and don't even let me get started on what would happen if I shook it even slightly.

[Doofaeus]

the world in my hands

because that would mean roughly half of the earth would be crushed amongst my palms, gravity on the sides of the earth would be going downwards, the atmosphere would get messed up, and don't even let me get started on what would happen if I shook it even slightly.

Plus that would totally mess up its rotation AND exposure to the sun.

[wrinklefudger]

My pee.

we all have our preferences.

1 cm^3 of neutronium.
a very hungry caterpillar
a very sick hamster
a bunch of razor blades glued together at odd angles

[MQuinny1234]

Myself, cause that would create some sort of paradox, and fire.

[DevilEd]

-a ghost
-on
-a very heavy brick

[Varkarrus]

The edge of reason

[Hatman Hatmyth Hatlegend]

That L in my chest.

That. Period.

[Drillgorg]

The world record for most flammable man (or woman!) on earth.

[Descriptor]

The world record for most flammable man (or woman!) on earth.

Doesn't that permanently belong to Dan McNinja?


Anyway, uh...
Hold the line?
(Love isn't always on time)

[Dentrala]

A grudge against Drillgorg.

I mean just look at that guy. He's so cute. You just can't be mad at him.

[Hanky Panky]

any human organ
non-human organs
strong acids or bases
poop
that's all I can think of for now.

[Wiwaxia]

Coyote's tooth.

[kholhaus]

I would really not like to Hold;

-My brother's cat

-Babies

Be-

With-

-Anything with military purpose (I have a strange aversion to them. Kitchen knives are fine, but when it's a combat knife WOAH WOAH NO THANKS.)

-Anything that I can't be certain won't whip around and rip my thumb off.