BLEAK: Adventures in DEATH

[TruthHurts22]

This, but aim for the face. After you are done, take one soda and leave.

This, but epicly.

[Blizz98]

>Stop Standing on them and grab the sodas.



Right, right, you've dillydallied here enough, you've got some important Grocery related things to do.

>Empty a soda [CAN] on her to wake her up



Alright then... Nothings happen-

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Ow, that was an unexpected- The hell is that thing.

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[TruthHurts22]

Experimentally throw a soda can at the...weird...microphone...shadow...thing.

[Kíeros]

> Ask it how it's doing today.

[PersonPerson]

Grab its antennas.

[Cresent]

> Absord that thing. Get the antennas and some cool new ability. Be the cool ghost.

[Blizz98]

>Experimentally throw a soda can at the...weird...microphone...shadow...thing.



You'd scarcely call that thing a shadow of any sort, but whatever...

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...not what you were expecting.

>Ask how its doing today.



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BLEAK: Hey.. uh.. how are you doing to-day.
????:...
BLEAK: Hello?
????: ANALYSIS COMPLETE
BLEAK: Uhhh, thats probably not a good thing.
????: ORDERS CONFIRMED
????: ENGAGING ENHANCED INDOCTRINATION
BLEAK: Well that can't be...

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????: ENHANCED INDOCTRINATION ARMED AND READY.
BLEAK: ...Fuck.

[Kíeros]

> Run away!

[Gloopy]

> See if opening another can of soda helps your situation any

[Askia]

eye laserz, you still need those groceries dont bother with that thing

[AndroidAR]

>Shake can hard and use the released energy to fly away

[Morphimus]

> Bleak: Pretend that thing's head is a basket and your soda is a b-ball. Slam dunk it!

> Soda: GET DUNKED, YO!

[TruthHurts22]

If all else fail, press the button multiple times to form a shield of soda cans around you.

[YoshiEgg360]

> Before you die (uh, for a second time), you're going to have to have that soda.

[Blizz98]

>Open Soda



Considering that your current are problems were causes by EXACTLY that, you're going to have to refuse. You're still staking one though.

>Run Away!



That strikes you as a far better proposal.

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Damnit!

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shitshitshitfuckfuckshitshitshitfuck oh fucking shitshit oh shit fuck shit... etc etc.

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iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyou know what actually, fuck that guy, fuck him and all his lazers. You're gonna wreck his shit, you hope.

>Pretend that thing's head is a basket and your soda is a b-ball. Slam dunk it!



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Hup!

>Soda: GET DUNKED, YO!



You are briefly the soda, pondering your life as a vessal for unholy abbarations that only seek to control our brainstems and make us buy into the machine, but that you shall redeamith thineself by being the cause of the death of at least one of them. You cease being the soda.

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BLEAK: You okay buddy?
BLEAK: You don't---
[AU-23434673 has gone offling]
???????: FFFUFUUFFFUFUFUUFUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF--

[TruthHurts22]

BLEAK: Find out who or what's going "FFFUFUUFFFUFUFUUFUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFF-- "

[Kíeros]

> Poke him to see if he's fine.

[PersonPerson]

Steal the things radio.

[Blizz98]

>BLEAK: Find out who or what's going "FFFUFUUFFFUFUFUUFUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFF-- "
> Poke him to see if he's fine.
>Steal the things radio.



You would, but you aren't currently BLEAK.

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You are now WINSTON, and you are currently in a bind due to your mistress' freakout for reasons you are not currently privy to, what do you do. Said freakout seems to have triggered the alarms.. quite a bother.

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Winston: Uhm.. Milady.. would you please calm down..
Winston: Are you still ignoring me then...

[TruthHurts22]

Thrash about like a bug caught in a web to attract your mistress' attention.

[TruthHurts22]

Thrash about like a bug caught in a web to attract your mistress' attention.

[PersonPerson]

This^

[Kíeros]

> Try to rotate yourself so that you are at least right side up.

[Blizz98]

>Thrash about like a bug caught in a web to attract your mistress' attention



In spite of all of your thrashing about you fail to attract her attention, how bothersome. Needless to say you also fail to right yourself.

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Winston: PLEASE, Milady..
Winston: Austere, please calm down, perhaps we can talk about what's troubling you.
AUSTERE: Bleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaak.
Winston: Oh no, please tell me my audio sensors are malfunctioning...

[mr_y_not]

> Offer to prepare something that she'd enjoy, like a cup of coffee? or if she's the soda type...~