BLEAK: Adventures in DEATH

[Blizz98]

>BEGIN



You are BLEAK, and these are FIELDS OF ENDLESS DOOOOOOM, within the REALM OF THE INSUBSTATIAL, also known as THE AFTERLIFE, THE OTHERREALM, THE LAND OF THE DEAD. Some People call it HOLLAND, mostly the DUTCH, and what do they know.

You have been wandering these fields for some time, possibly MILLENIA, possibly, MINUTES, its really quite hard to tell, but, you've hit a snag, in that, you've forgotten WHY you are wandering the FOED, why was that again.

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I hope you take fan art Blizz,
Gynoids and Androids are bomb
I love Dusk the most

[PersonPerson]

You are going to the store to get some groceries.

[TruthHurts22]

You are planning on applying for the new positions as DEATH.

[Kíeros]

> Exercise; you're gaunt and pale, you need it a lot.

[Gloopy]

> Trying to find the goddamn exit

[Blizz98]

>Exercise; You're gaunt and pale, you need it a lot.



How Rude! For your information, you have a fine figure for a fine young Shadeling.. person. You've even earned solicitations from fine spectral dames. And Dudes. Huh.

>You are going to the store to get some groceries.



That makes sense. Yes, now you remember. You were leaving your home to get some groceries, and you guess you had gotten lost on the way there.. exceptionally easy to do in the FOED, and its constand shroud of MIST OF MISDIRECTION, or the FOG OF.. MISDIRECTION.... MISTS OF Mist...

Yeah.. uhm, what where you talking about, oh yeah, GROCERIES, and how you need to get you some.

[PersonPerson]

Continue walking forward. You'll bump into something.

[Askia]

bump into a vending machine

[Blizz98]

>Continue walking forward.



You press on certain that you will eventually bump into something.

>Bump into a vending machine



Success!

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??: 'Lo.

[Kíeros]

> "Hey, are you getting something from that?"

[PersonPerson]

Hello.

[Askia]

good day

[Gloopy]

Greetings.

[TruthHurts22]

Slow down time to read what the vending machine keeps saying every other second, then talk to the stranger.

[Whimbrel]

Push the button!

[Blizz98]

>CONVERSE



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BLEAK: Hello?
??: Good Day.
BLEAK: Greetings
??: Alright thats enough of that.
??: So, whaz yer name.
BLEAK: What's your's?
??: Fair 'nough.
BLEAK: Are you getting anything from that.
??: Were 'siderin it.
??: You're more arrestin.
??:'terestin. In-ter-resting.
??: That word.

>Push the button



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BLEAK: Push.
??: Did you really have to say that out loud?
BLEAK:...
BLEAK: Yes.

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BLEAK: Whaaaaa.

[Whimbrel]

Push again!

[PersonPerson]

Push the button many times.

[Gloopy]

> Ram them with your mask-horn thingy

[Blizz98]

>Push again



Lets try that again...

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Oh Come on!

>Push the button many times.



Lets see how she deals with this.

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Oh you're fucking kidding me.

>Ram them with your mask-horn thingy.



Hup.

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Oh.. oh, she's out cold isn't she... uhm.. okay then.

[PersonPerson]

Stop standing on them and grab the sodas.

[Kíeros]

Stop standing on them and grab the sodas.

Only grab one; be nice and leave the rest for her, if she's so insistent on getting them.

[Askia]

empty a soda bottle on her to wake her up

[Morphimus]

> Take two sodas, use empty eye socket as cupholder.

[Cresent]

empty a soda bottle on her to wake her up

This, but aim for the face. After you are done, take one soda and leave.