PREQUEL suggestion box (thread 6)

[Rarborman]

The Ja'khajiit is most definetly not the hero of Cyrodiil, look at her, she is just a stray khajiit.

[CommissarMouse]

Y'know how in the Elder Scrolls games the player character has to kill hundreds to thousands of people and creatures in order to complete as many tasks and quests as possible, yet he or she could never just settle down and live an ordinary life? Honestly, the games are probably like this because a game about tending your garden or your livestock would be boring, but I personally began to think of recent that the "Hero" you play as actually enjoys killing. That's right, I believe that the character that you create are adventurers just so that they can kill more people, like bandits, criminals, and evil doers, and creatures. They live for the thrill of the battlefield, and death greatly excites them. Now, how does this relate to Katia? If Katia is the champion of Cyrodiil, then her first kill will bring her a new, darker addiction, so strong that it will completely overide her status as an alcoholic. If Katia is not the champion, then she will be the one to push the hero into being intoxicated by the death of others.

You know, I have been thinking something similar. Only my train of thought was more along the lines that killing an enemy would bring psychological relief, not addiction. She needs to snap, get it? She needs to step over the threshold of forcing something to go her way, so that she has more self esteem later on when a challenge presents itself. So...

Katia: Get very angry, and find some tools to break in and kill mages in their sleep until you find your stuff, or at least find a way of getting back in to steal your stuff back. Maybe before you train your magic, you need to train your stealth, so that you have a contingency plan from now on.

[JJA]

The Ja'khajiit is most definetly not the hero of Cyrodiil, look at her, she is just a stray khajiit.

She's a Jo'Khajiit in training. She has the power.

Kazerad: Sucks to be sick. I hope it's nothing serious and that you'll be feeling well soon.

[KatenRala]

> Kazerad: Get well and don't stress yourself while you're sick. Doodle ideas, make notes if it gives you pleasure, but don't work yourself into a sicker state. Stress is horrible and decreases your immune system. We'll all be here for you when you're ready to return.

[Jules]

This would be a pretty bad time for that paint to start washing off.

[DestinedFateX]

Kazerad: After getting well, discover that you are.....DRAGONBORN! Then, hastily end your web-comic in a manner similar to this:

.....Thus, Katia spend the rest of her life staring into an empty garbage can.

THE END.

Then, punish DestinedFateX for attempting to give commands to the DRAGONBORN.

[MysteriousMisterZ]

Katia. It is time to cut our losses. Head back to Anvil, go to Quill-Weave, and apologize profusely. Write her a promissory note- You WILL pay her back, but you can't today. Whether or not she believes you, you must promise this to her. Once you've done this, go east. There is a whole province to explore- Explore it!

You've had a string of bad luck. But you are not a loser. A loser is someone who tried, failed, and gave up. Katia Managan is not a loser. Get out there and show Cyrodiil that.

[Barkspawn]

You've had a string of bad luck. But you are not a loser. A loser is someone who tried, failed, and gave up. Katia Managan is not a loser. Get out there and show Cyrodiil that.

I'd say the fact that she's in cyrodiil in the first place is a sign that she's a loser.

[Rarborman]

She's a Jo'Khajiit in training. She has the power.

No, not a Jo'khajiit, not a Jo'khajiit in training, not even real people. Ja'khajiit only.

[woundedkneecap]

[Stankloid]

I would say to go get help from Asotil again, but unfortunately he got tricked by the perfume as well...

Katia: Holy shit, I've got it! Get Quille Weave up here! Being an argonian she's immune to the affects of poison! Just like that one argonian that thought Sigrid smelled funny! Argonians are unaffected by the perfume!

Get a nose plug, get Quille Weave, and kick Sigrid's ass!

[TheTurnipKing]

I would say to go get help from Asotil again, but unfortunately he got tricked by the perfume as well...

Katia: Holy shit, I've got it! Get Quille Weave up here! Being an argonian she's immune to the affects of poison! Just like that one argonian that thought Sigrid smelled funny! Argonians are unaffected by the perfume!

Get a nose plug, get Quille Weave, and kick Sigrid's ass!

Did you forget? Quill-Weave doesn't have the time or inclination to come to Kvatch. If she did, we'd be out of a job.

[DestinedFateX]

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It is nicely drawn. Apparently your trying to show how much the people of this thread are contributing to her "downfall", which is something that I can indeed agree with.
Although I'll have to admit, she looks, soooooo Kawaii in that picture!

[larroqe]

i want to take over her body and use my very own powers.
you know, just to help her a bit out of this.

[Stankloid]

Did you forget? Quill-Weave doesn't have the time or inclination to come to Kvatch. If she did, we'd be out of a job.

Yeah, but with how much she's already helped Katia...who knows? Plus this would make a very interesting book for her to write!

Although it would really suck if she goes all the way back to Anvil just to get turned down.

Maybe a good bet would be to just ask an Argonian Imperial Guard in Kvatch (if those even exist) for help

[Stankloid]

You know what'd be nice...

Kazerad: Provide a Dues Ex Machina of some sort, like a random helpful appearance from Nah or Asotil for example.

That or...

Gates of Oblivion: Open on up without any warning and consume Kvatch in a mighty shitstorm! BWAHAHAHAHA!

[Panda-s1]

Can't she, like, sneak into the mage's guild? Light shit on fire? Get her while she's sleeping Katia, I believe in you! (even if this is incredibly underhanded...)

[Xeivous]

Can't she, like, sneak into the mage's guild? Light shit on fire? Get her while she's sleeping Katia, I believe in you! (even if this is incredibly underhanded...)

She doesn't have her lockpick.

Katia: Remember to keep a lockpick in body cavity at all time from now on, that shit is important to have.

[KatenRala]

Ma'Katia Like the virgin we know she is.
Ji'Katia Bachelorette, it's party time!
Qa'Katia No one knows me, I don't even know myself.
S’Katia? I'm an adult! he he he

Katia: Remember to keep a lockpick in body cavity at all time from now on, that shit is important to have.

Wouldn't that, you know, hurt? Plus tetanus.

[SallowFace]

Wouldn't that, you know, hurt? Plus tetanus.

It's actually standard procedure in Cyrodiil. The guards won't even, ah, relieve you of it during arrest because it's such a sacred tradition. Or because that would be awkward and uncomfortable for all involved, one or the other.

[KatenRala]

It's actually standard procedure in Cyrodiil. The guards won't even, ah, relieve you of it during arrest because it's such a sacred tradition. Or because that would be awkward and uncomfortable for all involved, one or the other.

Maybe a khajiit could tie it to the fur on underside of their tail just where the tail begins. The lockpick would still be in an intimate location that a guard wouldn't want to search, but not in a place that could cause injury or discomfort. Argonians may be able to hide their pick in their gill/horn area or jam it beneath a scale.

Everyone else, I guess it's cavity time all the time if you're a thief or worse.

[Thomas]

BE SIGRID AND REALIZE THAT YOU WERE TO NERVOUS AND REACTED POORLY TO THE POOR GIRL (light from heavens gate shines on everyone in realization)

[KatenRala]

Couldn't a person sterilize a lockpick and stick it beneath the skin of their underarm or some other place and let it heal over, then later cut themselves and pull it out?

[Xeivous]

Maybe a khajiit could tie it to the fur on underside of their tail just where the tail begins. The lockpick would still be in an intimate location that a guard wouldn't want to search, but not in a place that could cause injury or discomfort. Argonians may be able to hide their pick in their gill/horn area or jam it beneath a scale.

Everyone else, I guess it's cavity time all the time if you're a thief or worse.

Oh woe is me the day I decided to communicate with wimpy excuses for adventurers over a forum about a crying feline! Such heresy from you about not hiding scraps of metal used for picking locks in any of the 3 possible cavities that aren't searched by guardsmen! Avoiding injury and discomfort from a mere lockpick? Do you want me to find you a pretty dress and tie your golden curls with a bow? You wouldn't even make for a decent pair of boots, lizard.

[KatenRala]

Oh woe is me the day I decided to communicate with wimpy excuses for adventurers over a forum about a crying feline! Such heresy from you about not hiding scraps of metal used for picking locks in any of the 3 possible cavities that aren't searched by guardsmen! Avoiding injury and discomfort from a mere lockpick? Do you want me to find you a pretty dress and tie your golden curls with a bow? You wouldn't even make for a decent pair of boots, lizard.

3 cavities?

I get the mouth, but does someone need a lesson between the differences of aquatic/reptilian downstairs anatomy compared to mammal downstairs anatomy? Unless by 3rd cavity you mean my nose. d:

And yes I'd like a dress to frolic in and some bows for my head-tentacles. No-one would expect a poisoned dagger in the kidney from a little girl. (: