Oh wow, there is an amazingly terrible thunderstorm out right now. This is the perfect atmosphere for an update.
>Katia, Stop acting so depressed, we've been down this road before and we have always been able to pull ourselves out. I suggest heading to the local religious establishment, to see if you can acquire some shelter from the storm, and possibly clothing if they are the generous type.
>World, Stop being an ass to Katia you fucking scumbag.
Insanity is a dish best served inside a fish.
Mysterious white cat: appear in garbage can.
(I have no idea if I've already posted for this or not...)
Katia: How many stray cats can shoot fireballs from their hands? You got robbed by a Bug Musk-packing alchemist, but that doesn't make you retroactively not a wizard. (And you clearly weren't her first or wealthiest victim, either!)
Go to the temple for shelter and new clothes; tomorrow, refill your magic reserves and do some hunting. (Or combat training; general principles of fighting -- and unarmored-combat techniques in particular -- should still be useful to you even though you don't have a machete at the moment.)
Also, I just noticed trouble in the last panel...
Katia: open the bottle of whatever and dump it out. It was in the trash; either it's contaminated for some reason, or a Daedra put it there to play tricks with you, and either way, you don't want to touch it. Then, act drunk and see if someone will give you a pineapple and a yo-yo, since a snack might help lift your spirits and a sturdy yo-yo makes a viable weapon in a pinch.
Katia: stop thinking of yourself as "a deformed cat-thing" and start thinking of yourself as every bit as adorable as we, your subsconscious, think you are! (Seconding the post pointing out that she needs to realize that being a Khajiit has a lot of up-sides.)
Last edited by ExOttoyuhr; 05-08-2012 at 12:44 AM.
Why don't we get Katia to challenge Sigrid to a magical duel? I'm fairly certain it's legal and Katia has an advantage of %50 spell absorption and a 150pts of magika. According the the oblivion wiki, Sigrid only has 155pts of magika total and her only tagged combat magic skill is conjuration. I say Katia has a fair chance at winning.
Of course, what if Sigrid calls up something super nasty? I'm not familiar with Oblivion, so I don't know exactly how powerful summoning is. Would that be considered "cheating", since the creature becomes a proxy for the person who's supposed to do the fighting?
Katia stands little to no chance against anything Sigrid can summon, nor could she likely stand up to Sigrid in physical combat, due to Sigrid's conjure armor.
In other words, nope.
Any vengeance that Katia takes against Sigrid will almost certainly have to be stealthy to avoid a face-to-face confrontation.
On the chance that votes are being seriously counted for and against... Katia: You can't seriously want to kill yourself over losing a few septims and a letter that can be rewritten. Get a grip.
Last edited by JJA; 05-08-2012 at 01:09 AM.
"...Without stupidity, where would be the savor of superior understanding?" - Jack Vance
A Stray to Botaram: a puzzle of anger, loss and redemption.
Yeah... you screwed up big time, and there's nothing that can be done to fix this. should have seen the signs. And what's more, whatever she used on you seem to have the same effect on everyone else in town with as much as they seem to idolize her. But that doesn't matter right now. Your soaked to the bone and in dire need of some shelter but where? only place left available is the church but would they even have any place available?
Bottle? No... you couldn't, that's what got you here in the first place. wonder if it's even full, probably not. but still... aw screw it.
... Well now you know what it was doing in the trash. Just find some shelter.
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Katia > Tell everyone of Sigrid's true intentions.
Civilians of Kavatch > Be offended by Katia's heresy. "ALL HAIL ALMIGHTY SIGRID! BURN AND TORCH THIS KITTEH!"
Kata > Accidentally burn entire town with unimaginable fire spell. Escape from the scene.
Last edited by stupidjellyfish; 05-08-2012 at 02:08 AM.
Also, we NEED that bottle. ESPECIALLY if it's contaminated:
Last edited by TheTurnipKing; 05-08-2012 at 03:14 AM.
KAZERAD> DRAW CATS. IGNORE FINALS
>Town watchman: Fine strange catlady for littering the streets, indecent exposure, damaging Mages Guild property and performing a Tragedy in public without an official permit. Compliment her on her dedication and ability to completely immerse herself in the role though.
2. Kaz is notorious for largely ignoring suggestions from the forum anyway.
Are there people seriously not seeing the humour?
Do I need to suggest that Kaz drink all the booze to get the joke across?