PREQUEL suggestion box (thread 6)

[idonteven]

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Alchemy. Sigrid had a perfume bottle and squirted herself with it. You had to have heard the bottle being squirted and recognized she smelt of powerful aromas. That’s why you didn’t realize she had used any sort of magic on you. She used your own senses against you and pulled you into her trap when it was obvious you wouldn’t be donating willingly.

Sigrid is the worst type of person. She doesn't see others as equals, or even people. She sees them only as tools to help her with whatever she wants. If you disagree with her... Well, you know what happened tonight. It could of been worse though. She could of seen you as some pesky adventurer instead of a gullible fool. And now she knows you're not so gullible.

Sigrid is dangerous. Don't you DARE go back into that building trying to get your items back without the help of some powerful people. Your best bet is to wait until Asotil comes back and get him to help you out. Even then I'm not sure if he'll be able to handle her. Look at what happend when you took your necklace off. You completely caught her off guard with your violent reaction and she was still able to calmly douse all of your flames and give you back the pendant.
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[ProphetLord]

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[raves]

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hahahaha, EPIC! ART HIGHFIVE!

[Scruffmeister]

Katia: Okay, okay, its not all that bad. You're not drunk, you did not black out, your not in bed with a stranger. No pineapple or yoyo in sight.
Calm down and think this over.
Theres a lot of violent thoughts going through your head, but violence is not the best path for you- or if it is, go to the imperial city and make your name in the arena.
But I don't think you are a violent Khajiit, and violence could cause only more problems.
Try a more subtle approach.
First things first, just to see if you can, Knock on the door/go back in the mages guild and see if you cant find yourself some robes.
They don't even have to be good robes, just something to cover you up and maintain your dignity.
If you aren't shoved out when you are there, try your hand at that creepy door.
Indeed, there could be something horrible and monstrous. For all you know it could be evidence you can take to Asotil later about wrongdoing. Or it could be the remains of various deer.
Either way, it could be useful and what do you have to lose? Admittedly you haven't had the best of luck, but, truly, you cant get anywhere without taking risks. And if its something monstrous, perhaps it will distract Sigrid long enough for you to grab some money... or some books of magic.
Or some artwork. Artwork sells well.

[Merth]

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so awesome

[JJA]

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Almost perfect. We just need to tweak the lyrics:


Somewhere in Elsweyr, upon a moonlit dune
My love is walking, and singing this same tune

Somewhere in Elsweyr, far from these human lands
My mate seeks for my scent across the hot bright sands

And even though he's almost half of Tamriel away
We both perceive the mana streaming from the Ja'Kha'Jay

And when we meet we'll mesh just like Ahnurr and Fadomai
We'll build a den together underneath Kenarthi's sky

Somewhere in Elsweyr, if Nirni lets us through
There my love will teach me in Ta'agra
To say "I love you"


(The next image should be Katia ducking and running from the hail of boots being flung from windows.)

(Come to dwell on it, she can make some good money this way. Katia: Sing under windows until sleepy people hurl their shoes at you. Collect shoes and sell them. Profit!)

[BenTheCoder]

Katia: Steal/Ride/Eat/Woo one of the deer. Or both.

[Ninth_Computer]

Katia, you've taken this shit long enough. You may not be a real mage, but you've certainly got quite a lot of magical energy. Sigrid may actually be able to kill you from 10 feet away, but you're going to do some damage, if to nothing else than her stupid guild hall.

Take off the amulet, and light up the night.

[Ransom]

Katia> Try to burn down guild hall, find out you used up all your magicka on the cat pun outburst in Sigrid's. Realize that was a stupid thing to try and do anyway.

Also, that nagging thought that says, "Get drunk and forget this night's troubles?" Realize with no money and being banned from the tavern, you can't get drunk no matter what you wish. So just push the option out of your mind and focus on the task at hand.

EDIT: As far as 'joke suggestions' go, the singing has potential! Bard class unlocked!

[zimmianZisk]

Katia: before you decide on your next course of action, remember, for a moment, when you jumped into that well to kill the slaughter fish. Consider how you barely got out of that alive. Now consider that trying to burn down anything inside this town that has very large stone walls would essentially turn it into a giant well, with every single guard a giant slaughterfish, and Sigrid being a pissed off slaughterfish with magical powers and the ability to control every other fish in the well, even the ones that aren't naturally angry at everything that lives.

[Kazerad]

Updates hopefully coming today/tomorrow! I keep getting on the updates-wagon then falling off immediately after.

[sabata2]

Updates hopefully coming today/tomorrow! I keep getting on the updates-wagon then falling off immediately after.

Just admit the wagon isn't horse drawn and is instead a legion of snails.

[ProphetLord]

Why be a joke suggestion?
>Katia: Sing! Lament! Wail! Cry!
>Sigrid: Get so annoyed by the screeching sounds of that damned cat and just throw her stuff back at her from the window. Maybe then she'll just shut up and go away!

[Merth]

Why be a joke suggestion?
>Katia: Sing! Lament! Wail! Cry!
>Sigrid: Get so annoyed by the screeching sounds of that damned cat and just throw her stuff back at her from the window. Maybe then she'll just shut up and go away!

AND because of her condition, she doesn't have to worry about fireballs being tossed out either. Not that Sigrid would do something blatently illegal with no loopholes to exploit.

[raves]

Updates hopefully coming today/tomorrow! I keep getting on the updates-wagon then falling off immediately after.

We love you kaz (well, most of us do), keep them coming!

AND because of her condition, she doesn't have to worry about fireballs being tossed out either. Not that Sigrid would do something blatently illegal with no loopholes to exploit.

This might work! What wouldn't she pay to have a good nights rest?

[K'helt]

Almost perfect. We just need to tweak the lyrics:


Somewhere in Elsweyr, upon a moonlit dune
My love is walking, and singing this same tune

Somewhere in Elsweyr, far from these human lands
My mate seeks for my scent across the hot bright sands

And even though he's almost half of Tamriel away
We both perceive the mana streaming from the Ja'Kha'Jay

And when we meet we'll mesh just like Ahnurr and Fadomai
We'll build a den together underneath Kenarthi's sky

Somewhere in Elsweyr, if Nirni lets us through
There my love will teach me in Ta'agra
To say "I love you"


(The next image should be Katia ducking and running from the hail of boots being flung from windows.)

(Come to dwell on it, she can make some good money this way. Katia: Sing under windows until sleepy people hurl their shoes at you. Collect shoes and sell them. Profit!)

Lol!
that would just be awesome
although I don't exactly see why she would have random feelings of Love when she just got robbed
but still in huge support of this

[KathiWithAnI]

I had a Prequel-related dream last night, it was pretty weird.
I don't remember much of it, but it involved Sigrid raining fiery hell upon Katia, Katia ending up near-dead, and something awful happening to Tamriel. Martin was there too.
(Though, honestly, Martin's in most of my TES-realted dreams, so, not a surprise there.)
So...

>Katia: Don't do anything stupid that would cause Sigrid to rain fiery hell upon you.
That would be bad.

[woundedkneecap]

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Almost perfect. We just need to tweak the lyrics:


Somewhere in Elsweyr, upon a moonlit dune
My love is walking, and singing this same tune

Somewhere in Elsweyr, far from these human lands
My mate seeks for my scent across the hot bright sands

And even though he's almost half of Tamriel away
We both perceive the mana streaming from the Ja'Kha'Jay

And when we meet we'll mesh just like Ahnurr and Fadomai
We'll build a den together underneath Kenarthi's sky

Somewhere in Elsweyr, if Nirni lets us through
There my love will teach me in Ta'agra
To say "I love you"


(The next image should be Katia ducking and running from the hail of boots being flung from windows.)

(Come to dwell on it, she can make some good money this way. Katia: Sing under windows until sleepy people hurl their shoes at you. Collect shoes and sell them. Profit!)

awhhh! Now I got to kidnap a kid with a golden voice to sing words I can't even pronounce, why are my standards so low that I would commit a crime for momentary fulfillment of another readers request... I don't wanna go to prison.

Fighters Guild warriors: Decide to go fight goblins, hire the next person that walks through your door to carry your gear, no matter what condition they are in.

Sigrid: start doing something that will make anyone feel horrible if they confronted you, like stitching together sweaters for orphans or curing Stephan's grumpiness.

Rain: fall down, thus making the landscape below inflammable and irritating any furred creatures below. You don't care, you're rain!

[K'helt]

awhhh! Now I got to kidnap a kid with a golden voice to sing words I can't even pronounce, why are my standards so low that I would commit a crime for momentary fulfillment of another readers request... I don't wanna go to prison.

Golden voice? I don't know about you but Khajiit don't have the best singing voice o.o
your gonna have to Auto-tune that Kid's voice to sound a bit raspy and slightly deeper

[Sajuro]

Katia: Boopa Doopa Doop! Time to make a christmas tree!

[JJA]

awhhh! Now I got to kidnap a kid with a golden voice to sing words I can't even pronounce...

It shouldn't be that hard. Katia can't even pronounce the Ta'agra words correctly (to the degree that a fictional language can have correct pronunciation, anyway).

I'm sure that I could sing it in a reasonable approximation of a Hammerfellian Khajiit voice. I'm just not sure that I should.

[woundedkneecap]

Gonna leave this here...

[ProphetLord]

(The next image should be Katia ducking and running from the hail of boots being flung from windows.)
(Come to dwell on it, she can make some good money this way. Katia: Sing under windows until sleepy people hurl their shoes at you. Collect shoes and sell them. Profit!)

I'll do one better!

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[Merth]

I'll do one better!

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Moments later everybody's favorite orc shows up and decides to get his ROB on, if you know what he means. Although, since Katia would likely cooperate she would get to keep her robes, the necklace that would be imposible to sell, and QW's letter.

[ProphetLord]

This thread is obviously descending into madness...
Not sure if it's a good thing...