PREQUEL suggestion box (thread 6)

[Trevor]

>Katia: Willpower check! WILLPOWER CHECK!

alternatively: Absorb charm (come on, you got a 50% chance to absorb spells..). Realize what's happening, grab your stuff and crash through the window.

Unless it is magic that Sigrid used on herself to alter how others perceive her, and not one cast on Katia.

[Katia Managan]

What? No. What just happened here? Who are you? Where are we? Is this... CANADA?!?!?

Now to put this on-topic.

Katia: Remember, it is a nord tradition to slap someone when you donate to them, and if they seem in the slightest bit offended, it means they don't want it and you should grab it and run. Show off your cultural wisdom! And don't be afraid to use your claws.

OR

Katia: Get your head out of the clouds and back on Nirn, so we can see what really happened.

I agree with Argonian.

Remember the town is filled with all sorts of explosives and flammable objects, removing the amulet may be a very bad idea. Willpower check... try to snap out of it and show her what a Ja'Khajiit's claws taste like, then grab your stuff and run, run like hell.

[soleio]

You just gave Sigrid your amulet, that may have not been the best idea. This totally wont end in a CATastrophe.

[Steve Potluck]

Katia: She did not bring you any ice cream, and then sigrid just demands all your things after complimenting you. Does something not seem out of place here?

Also, ask for a receipt for this transaction. The last time you were robbed you got a receipt, so you may as well get one this time.

[Peterdivine]

this thing: Bite fascinating wiggly thing behind cat monster.

Katia: Come to senses. Run like a cat with its tail on fire. Like a cat out of hell, even.

[ProphetLord]

Am I the only one who immediately started up Oblivion and proceeded to brutally murder Sigrid?

also, Katia, hate to say it but: Told you so.
It really IS that hard to believe that someone is "actually being nice to you".

Also, Steve knew what was going to happen all along! He ran for it when she went for "Icecream"

[ProphetLord]

>Imp swarm: Immediately break through windows and attack everyone.
>Sigrid: Get distracted by Imps, switch your attention away from Katia.
>Stephane: While everyone is distracted, run back into the room and grab all of Katia's stuff to return to her later
>Katia: don't die and run like hell!

[Xeivous]

It's a canafer (spelling horribly off)

Also, DAMN YOU KAZ!

>Katia: Donate Amulet, you useless weak-minded kitten. Fur all you've done, you're on a path to mewling out of the night in a puddle of your own and someone else's bodily fluids. Again. You're hardly a mage, you've got two spells, one that is pawsitively unusable and the other is hardly capable of killing mudcrabs, fucking mudcrabs. Not to mention you were too much of a scaredy cat to kill one of those chitinous shit-heads with your axe, my grandmother is less of a pussy than you and she's gotten several painful diseases! I used to be proud of you, despite your meek and kitten like ability to do anything. You were going somewhere you useless ball of fur, but now I see that you've gone upon the path of least resistance right into Sigrid's trap. You're going to die as a whore with her throat slashed in the gutter or as an ogre's wife.

[Crazy-8]

>Katia: Tell Sigrid about a book you're supposed to pick up as well, since its about to be in your possession and all, this guild could always use more books!

[Xeivous]

>Sigrid: Read Katia's "book", go insane

[siguard]

Katia> return those books to your inventory, they are quest items and therefore not yours to give.

Fourm goers> fight game mechanics with game mechanics

[Vissia]

Katia..... burn.... it all... to the ground....

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oh welp im outa here now.

[Unclever title]

Where was the clannfear keeping that pouch?

>Katia, Katia! KATIA!!! The package for Quill-Weave! You can't give that to Sigrid! You can't give that to anybody! It's not yours to give! Wake up! You are NOT going to fail Quill-Weave again, that way lies creepy drunken necrosex! Snap out of it! She's taking you for all you're worth! KAAAAATIIIIIIIAAAAA!!!

[TheFinalWraith]

Welp.
In retrospect you really should have seen this coming when that Argonian youth said she smelled weird.
It looks like she created some potion that fortified her Personality and/or Speechcraft to absurd levels.
And the worst part? Making those potions is in fact completely legal, while doing something like lighting her on fire is a crime.
The important thing is that you can't blame yourself for your failure to resist, if she managed to wrap all of Kvatch around her finger.
I mean... sure it would be helpful to resist, but no one's expecting it.
Your best bet is appearing as pitiful as possible and hoping that this crosses a line for Steve.

[Stormy Dragon]

Katja> Think of the disappointed look on Quill Weave's face if you fail to bring back her letter and book.

[CawCaw]

Well, sure was a nice couple of septims you almost had there.

>Katia: Little kitty, you are a disappointment. You are a disappointment to both me and all the voices in your head that are only trying to help you. Are you really going to once again fail Quill-Weave and end up a septimless loser? Is this something Katia 'Fucking' Managan would do? Allow herself to become a mindless thrall to a greedy alchemist? Shor's Bones, you sicken me. Break free of this pompous potion dealer and stop being so predictable.

>Stephane: Grow a conscience, you sullen bastard.

[ComputerSherpa]

Congrats on being accepted into the Kvatch mage's guild, Katia!

[Shadow of the Lotus]

Katia: Oh no! It looks like a dastardly QUEEN is out to hurt all the goodness of the world. A queen CRAB. And she wants to hurt the apple-friends of the book Kingdom.

She is far too powerful for you. You had better grab all the apple-children (your money), hide them with your pet dog (the amulet; take it off and store it with your money) and try and escape. Even if you aren't FELINE fine here, you really need to CLAW your way to safety.

[Lirian]

For the love of Daan Bar snap out of it! Or you're going to end up naked in a ditch in the back of the mage's guild, with everything you've worked so hard for undone.

[ChetBetera]

I was going to port over my post on everything about Katia's stats, but seeing the current situation I'll hold off until after the next update. In the meantime...

Y'know, I've been thinking. If we, the voices of the Internet, represent the subconscious of Katia Managan, then shouldn't we have more of an effect than just whispering into her conscious mind? I mean, whilst I realise there are things which are the domain of her conscious mind (walking, talking, fighting and such), others which belong to both (dreams and their goings-on), and those which belong to neither (the beating of our heart, and the breathing of our lungs). I also realise the potential that we can have on you Katia. Say, for example, that your mind is completely preoccupied with something (like, giving all your stuff to Sigrid), then we can have more control over your conscious actions since you are no longer paying attention to them. Of course we cannot make you do anything too drastic - like running away - due to it being to complicated to coordinate. We can, however, do something a bit more simple, like - for example - trigger a instinct in the back of your mind. An instinct which will trigger a racial power perhaps? And I'm pretty sure it's past midnight, our other eye shouldn't be harmed if it should be forced to - say - become an embodiment of pure and unadulterated fear.

What I'm trying to say here is...

Katia Managan's Subconscious: Eye of Fear.

[The Urban Moose]

Katia: roll a Will save!

You're a mage, mages are good at Will saves, right?

[lizard-socks]

Katia: take a nap

(hey, it's worth a shot!)

[dragonchris]

clannfear- realize that by sigrid excepting your donation her control over you is broken then start flipping out.

katia- in the chaos come to your senses.

[Backup4now]

Sigrid is so kind! You should give her your necklace. Now that' you're next to her, she deserves a hug! Hug her so tight and make sure to rub your necks and heads and chests together to rub off any dust that might be on her or something.

Now ask for her stuff.

[Indie Kitty]

Wow, Sigrid is really nice! You want to give her everything, no matter how silly!
However, giving certain items makes you feel really really bad. So bad that you could cry, right here and now.
Why? Is it not yours to give? Is it very important to you?
Tell Sigrid. Show her how troubled you are. She'll surely understand.