Be the Kid on the Battlefield Act 1: CAPS LOCK KEY STUCK (Skaiasent BETA)

[cryptidWrangler]

Pointy-Head Kid: Cut holes in the roof above the prospitians.

[Amalgam]

The next update might be a while.
It's like 7 panels long.

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Also, I guess Jack's fan nickname is the pointy-headed kid? SWEET.

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Also, we'll be introducing a new character soon!
Any guesses?

[Five]

> Five: Wait for update.

[Snowmanne]

PS and HD : Be the current white king and queen

[Amalgam]

> AR: Get into a fistfight with pointy-headed kid.



It occurs to you that you really should learn each others' names.
Oh well. He jumped first, and you always had a bad feeling about him.
It's like he's a mobster in an alternate universe or something no wait that's stupid.

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??: Stop it, you two!
JACK: FUUUUUUUUUCK
???: Stop flipping me off!
AR: oh come on. let me at him! i will tear his arm off!
??: I won't let you.
JACK: im gonna kill you
JACK: and you cant stop me
??: Yes, I can.

> Stranger Number One: Reveal identity.

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??: I'm the princess.
JACK: FUCKIN PROSPITIAN ROYALS
???: WQ, watch out!

> THWOK

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PM: Oh my Skaia.
WQ: Sorry I had to do that. Who are you, anyways?
JACK: FUUUUUUUUU-
WQ: Quiet, rogue.

> PM: Introduce all of you guys.

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PM: Hi, I'm PM, and these are...
PM: Who are you guys?
JACK: jack
AR: ar.
WV: WV.
WQ: It's nice to meet you all. I am WQ, and this is WK, the prince. We aren't related, if that's what you're wondering.
WK: No we aren't. Anyways, it's getting late. We should probably just sleep this out.

> All: Sleep.



Welp. Nothing more to see here. How about we be someone else?

> Be the huge bitch.



Bluh bluh.
You are now the huge bitch. Your enemies call you that. Everyone else calls you the princess, or BQ.
It just so happens that you are angry. What are you angry at?

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Snowmanne, that is so awesome. I can guarantee that we will be seeing the Pallescent Sovereign and the Honored Duchess later.
Also, finally we're off Skaia! HOORAY.
EDIT: I got the Derse background off of google image search. It's here: http://i.pbase.com/u20/meelitamm/lar...211004_013.jpg

[Snowmanne]

>BQ: Kill your mother

[PersonPerson]

Your royal toaster has exploded. You cannot make anymore toast now.

[Amalgam]

> Kill your mother.



Already done. Technically, that isn't your mother. It's just a pawn.
A young Dersite princess needs to challenge their mother for the throne when they grow older. To prepare, they usually practice killing pawns that nobody will miss.
It's just easier to pretend it's your mother.
Prospitians (the lameasses that they are) don't have this rite of passage because of "peace and tolerance".
Bah.
Someone will have to explain that to CD, though.
Also, that's not what you're mad about.

[Five]

> CD : Lament.
> BK : Rise up.
> Terezi : Wonder why you're here.
> Five : Shut up.

[PersonPerson]

Five: Stop commanding yourself
Person: Stop commanding Five
Person: Stop Commanding yourself
>Special guest appearances from hamsteak babbies.

[ProfessorApe]

>Make the young Dersite the new Queen. They've obviously been through enough.

[cryptidWrangler]

>A misbehaving minion.

[reactionResearcher]

>kid: flip the fuck out

[psychoticFirestarter]

First time poster here, Liking what I'm seeing!

BQ : You're mad about that Jack Noir kid, remember?
CD : Lament your fallen friend
HB : Wonder why you haven't shown up in this adventure yet.

[Qeztotz]

>CD: be temted to blow this nasty princess skaia-high with that C4 you have in your pocket
>fail as you are a wimp of unimaginable proportions

[Amalgam]

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What is making you angry is the fact that your kismesis JACK MOTHERFUCKING NOIR hasn't returned yet. You need a punching bag. It's been a frustrating day.
First of all, your toaster broke. You didn't get breakfast.
Second of all, that pawn lying dead is an assassin your mother sent.
Third of all, the aforementioned crisis with Jack. How you loathe him. Your feelings for each other are positively caliginous.
IF YOU DON'T GET AN OUTLET FOR THIS ANGER, YOU WILL FLIP YOUR SHIT.

> CD : Lament for your fallen friend.



Oh no! This nice lady was stabbed by BQ! She was nice to you! Did you mention she was nice?!
You would try to kill BQ, if it weren't for the fact that you screw up everything.

> BQ: Tell someone to help you find Jack before you flip your shit.



Okay.
You summon a kid you know knows Jack well.

> DD : Search.



You are now DD. In the future.
You are searching for Jack on Skaia while BQ is searching on Derse. God you hope he isn't on Derse. If BQ rips his head off in anger, you are the worst moirail ever.
Also it's raining. Your clothes are getting wet.
Oh look a shelter.

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Headcanon says that Carapaces have the same system of romance that trolls have.

[Qeztotz]

>find jack in shelter
>do not tell BQ
>engage in frivolities/flirting with PM

[PersonPerson]

thissy this^

[Foerumokaz]

Thirded

[Medea]

Forth-ed?

[Five]

Fifthed.
Hexed.

[Amalgam]

> DD : Find Jack in shelter.



You go to the shelter. Ah, there he-
Is he befriending Prospitians?
Okay, you changed your mind. BQ can have him. It'll teach him for consorting with the enemy.
Yeah, you're the worst moirail ever.

> DD : Flirt with PM.



NO WAY!
If this "PM" was less Prospitian, you would be glad to. Less Prospitian and less asleep.
She is attractive though.

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DD : Okay, get up. We're going.
JACK: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
DD : Do I need to shooshpap you?
JACK: why are you fuckin wakin me up
JACK: what do you get outta it
DD : BQ ordered me to. You know she needs a punching bag when she's mad.
JACK: that fuckin bitch
JACK: youre pretty much the worst fuckin moirail ever

You have perfected the art of ignoring the presence of others when angry.

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Yep.
Wow, that suggestion was HEXED.
Too bad DD isn't interested in Prospitians.

[Snowmanne]

>DD : Go to a tolerance museum

[PersonPerson]

Head back.

[Five]

> [S] WQ and WK: Wake