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  1. 04-08-2012, 08:53 AM #1
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    Be the Kid on the Battlefield Act 1: CAPS LOCK KEY STUCK (Skaiasent BETA)



    >Be the kid on the Battlefield.



    Your name is WV, you are 13, and you have a heck of a problem.

    ==>



    Your family's pumpkins have disappeared, and the archagent is coming any time now.
    What will you do?
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  2. 04-08-2012, 11:08 AM #2
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    Re: Be the Kid on the Battlefield

    > Run around, trying to find them frantically.
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    Re: Be the Kid on the Battlefield

    > Run around, trying to find them frantically.



    AHHH OH YOUR GOD YOU NEED TO FIND THOSE PUMPKINS BEFORE THE ARCHAGENT-

    >WHAM



    ==>



    >Be the archagent.



    You cannot be the archagent, because he is too busy yelling at WV!
    You be this kid instead.
    Your name is JACK NOIR, and your father has dragged you along on this stupid trip.
    What will you do?


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  4. 04-08-2012, 08:04 PM #4
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    Re: Be the Kid on the Battlefield

    >Backstab someone.
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    Re: Be the Kid on the Battlefield

    Quote Originally Posted by aattss View Post
    >Backstab someone.
    >Backstab your dad
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    Re: Be the Kid on the Battlefield

    Realize how incredibly stupid this is and do something about it.
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    Re: Be the Kid on the Battlefield

    >Stab Everyone.
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    Re: Be the Kid on the Battlefield

    All of the stabs for everyone.
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    Re: Be the Kid on the Battlefield

    >Be the next guy
    Next guy> Bake cakes
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    Re: Be the Kid on the Battlefield

    > Jack: Realize how incredibly stupid this is and do something about it.



    Okay. You decide to backstab your dad. ALL OF THE STABS FOR EVERYONE.


    > Be the next guy.



    Your name is AR, and something is going on over there.


    > Next guy: Bake Cakes.



    Okay, we just established your name was AR. You decide to bake cakes anyway, if by bake cakes you mean deal with this ridiculously illegal bullshit.

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    Re: Be the Kid on the Battlefield

    Sorry for the double post.
    Why do all my threads end after nine posts?
    Not meaning to bitch, just frustrated.
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    Re: Be the Kid on the Battlefield

    Er... Argue more or something. [I wasn't sure what to suggest/command]
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    Re: Be the Kid on the Battlefield

    Open diplomancy mesh and settle things down. :0

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    Re: Be the Kid on the Battlefield

    Everyone settle the fuck down. This is so illegal.
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    Re: Be the Kid on the Battlefield

    > Settle things down.




    > Argue more.



    They all start talking simultaneously. Something about pumpkins, bumping, and fuckasses.
    You start trying to get them to calm down. By arguing.


    > Be the girl.



    Your name is PM. You are watching people argue with each other.
    God you hate it when people fight. Also, are those storm clouds on the horizon?


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    Re: Be the Kid on the Battlefield

    Daydream about mail.
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    Re: Be the Kid on the Battlefield

    > Go make everyone settle the fuck down.
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    Re: Be the Kid on the Battlefield

    > PM: Daydream about mail.



    That is the best idea ever. Mail is wonderful. When you get old enough to have a job, you want to be a PARCEL MISTRESS.


    > PM: Go settle things down.



    You think you should probably do that. You run over there. At least that got their attention.


    ==>



    Guys, please stop fighting!


    ==>



    You probably should have expected this. You have this effect on most male Dersites your age.


    ==>



    Suddenly, it starts raining! You've got to find shelter fast!


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    Re: Be the Kid on the Battlefield

    >Wet carapace contest!
    Your name is Jetroid, and your chumhandle is chronicGeomancer, or would be if you knew what Pesterchum was.
    You enjoy reading online adventures in a variety of formats, from user driven text-based stories to full blown comics. You also enjoy video games.
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    Re: Be the Kid on the Battlefield

    > All: Behold the glory of Zilly- Shelter. Yes. Go find shelter.
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    Re: Be the Kid on the Battlefield

    This ^
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    >TO THE TEMPLE OF ZILLYHOO!!!!!!
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    Re: Be the Kid on the Battlefield

    > All: Behold the glory of Zillyhoo!



    Why would you do that if you needed to find shelter? Anyways, there is no Warhammer of Zillyhoo here, never has been, and never will be.


    > Shelter. Yes. Go find shelter.



    AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!


    ==>



    Suddenly you see two strangers waving to you from a makeshift shelter, a guy and a girl. You run towards them.


    ==>



    You are now safe inside the shelter. The tension is so thick, even that one pointy-headed kid couldn't cut it with a knife.

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    Re: Be the Kid on the Battlefield

    Pointy head kid: Stab the two strangers
    If you don't have a knife use your pointy chin.
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    AR: Get into fist fight with pointy headed kid
    Click on the spoiler for a link to an incredibly cool card game or to look at an interesting adventure!
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