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    Re: Invertebrate

    >Leave the room. Unless there's something else you need to do?

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    Re: Invertebrate

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    Re: Invertebrate

    > Poke finger into lock.
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    Starring Opabiniataurs, because humanoids are boring.

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    Re: Invertebrate

    > GO UNDER THE DAMN DOOR!

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    Re: Invertebrate

    >WAIT A MINUTE
    >YOU'RE ABOUT TO HIT YOUR HEAD ON THE DOOR
    >AND GET A VERY SERIOUS CONCUSSION
    >BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO SKULL
    (also a nose is not bone, it is cartilage.)


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    Re: Invertebrate

    BECOME A SUPER HERO.

    You've got the super strength already, who cares if you don't have bones?

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    Re: Invertebrate

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    Re: Invertebrate

    > Just... Go under the door and find yourself rolling through an Olivetti Studio 45 Typewriter.

    (I bought one of those, dude.)

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    Re: Invertebrate

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    Re: Invertebrate

    > Reach for the doorknob and (maybe) drag yourself and the door open.

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    Re: Invertebrate

    Quote Originally Posted by DirigibleAeroSpaCe View Post
    > Reach for the doorknob and (maybe) drag yourself and the door open.
    > Yeah. Are you stretchy enough to extend your arm to the doorknob?
    > Hurry! Your organs are getting squeezed!


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    Re: Invertebrate

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    Re: Invertebrate

    Stick a leg through and turn the knob

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    Re: Invertebrate

    Quote Originally Posted by Bropocalypse View Post
    Stick a leg through and turn the knob
    What?
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    Re: Invertebrate

    > Look for the key which you scooped up.

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    Re: Invertebrate

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    Re: Invertebrate

    Scuttle back inside your room and open the door.

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    Re: Invertebrate

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    Re: Invertebrate

    Wood rot to the rescue. Sometimes poor structural integrity can be a good thing.

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    Re: Invertebrate

    Fall asleep again. Maybe your nightmares will cause you thrash about uncontrollably to the point where you wiggle out!

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    Re: Invertebrate

    Use your super mollusc strength to BREAK OPEN THE DOOR. BAM.

    Or pry up the floorboards.

    Call for help?
    Last edited by negativeProximity; 04-08-2012 at 07:53 PM.

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    Re: Invertebrate

    Quote Originally Posted by Foerumokaz View Post
    Fall asleep again. Maybe your nightmares will cause you thrash about uncontrollably to the point where you wiggle out!
    Wow, I am so busy!
    This one soon.
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    Re: Invertebrate

    Slide along the seam between the wall and door so that you can reach the doorknob.

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    Re: Invertebrate

    > Do what Dalmationer said!

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    Re: Invertebrate

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