BLOB

[Qeztotz]

this^^^
and the one before this^^^
but not the green one
its infected
steer clear
EDIT: actually you know what, take all of them theyre all youre friends,
even the grey/green but we may have to keep him in that jar of his

>everyone: escape!

[negativeProximity]

Orange blue green. Or Pink blue green.

I like the green infected one. He looks... unhappy.

[Gloopy]

> Let's ask GREY BLOB how they're feeling.

[Morphimus]

> Why don't we be the grey/green one to see how it got infected?

[Qeztotz]

you know morphimus
you are a genius
BY GOD THIS^^^^^^^

[PersonPerson]

[Only one image this time.]

THE TWO BLOB'S PLAYER PEOPLE BEGIN TO SPEAK:

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WHERE DID MY BLOB GO?
It went into End World, along with some other blobs.
WHAT'S END WORLD?
End World is a place where captured blobs go to.
WHY WOULD THE BLOBS BE CAPTURED?
Most likely because they were idling by the filters too long.
WHAT ARE FILTERS?
Filters are the cylinder things you see around where the blob is teleported to at the beginning of each level.
WHY ARE THEY PUT THERE?
To get the game going.
HOW?
If I explained it it would take a lot of time...
DOES IT SEEM LIKE I- SCRATCH THAT, OUR WHOLE RACE HAS MUCH ELSE TO DO ANYMORE?
Well... no, but-
CONTINUE WITH THE EXPLANATION.
Fine then... A long time ago, when the blobs were just an experimental species, the scientists of our planet requested that another advanced society, which lived under the human's world, create tunnels to bring anything that got in the way of the blobs into a lab that was stationed somewhere underground to be kept and studied until the blobs were moved out of the area. This was so that the blobs would only practice their absorbing capabilities on Earth's vegetation.
THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY THE BLOBS ARE BEING PULLED INTO END WORLD THOUGH.
Wait, I'm getting to that. These tunnels ended up creating problems because it wasn't just catching animals, it was catching blobs too.
OH. WHY DIDN'T THEY FIX IT THEN?
They did... sorta.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "SORTA"?
Well, you know how I said that they only needed vegetation?
YEAH.
It wasn't just out of kindness to the animals.
WHY?
Because they knew that the blobs would kill anything that they absorbed and that killing them would attract more attention than the plants would, making the blob's existence known. Keep in mind that this experiment was supposed to be kept a secret from the humans, so that they didn't freak out and end up killing themselves by making contact with upset blobs. After all, they didn't do anything to us.
UNDERSTANDABLE. WHY WERE THESE EXPERIMENTS BEING MADE ON EARTH IN THE FIRST PLACE?
Because the Earth has plenty of resources.
OUR PLANET DOES TOO. COULDN'T THEY DO THE EXPERIMENTS ON OURS?
Yes, but it's a safety precaution so we don't get hurt by the blobs. They can only be tamed by their own choice.
WHY WOULD THEY PUT THE HUMANS IN DANGER INSTEAD THOUGH? WHAT HAPPENED TO BEING NICE TO THEM?
They won't get hurt either! We've got tunnels and-
WE COULD DO THAT HERE.
I know but-
THEN WHAT'S THE REAL REASON WHY THE BLOBS WERE PUT OUT THERE AS A SECRET? BETTER YET, WHAT WAS THE REAL REASON WHY THE BLOBS WERE CREATED IN THE FIRST PLACE?
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Can we get back to the tunnel subject?
NO.
...
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Would you like to see how my blob got here?
NO I-

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You are now the Past Pink Blob.
What will you do?

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These next updates will be explaining the plot no matter what. [Finally~]
[Update has been shortened by a lot because I ended up changing my mind a lot about which questions to use.
There's a huge thing where I left out the fact that if the animals were being taken underground instead of being killed the humans would still be suspicious of their disappearances. Ignore that though. At some point in time I'll fix it somehow.]
Don't worry, the dialogue isn't over yet. It goes on while the blob does stuff.

[Fengar]

>Absorb a flower.

[Kíeros]

> Frolic around in the flowers.

[Morphimus]

> Oh, what a colorful bunch of flowers. Absorb the red one, it's unique.

[Gloopy]

> Whatever you do, DO NOT TOUCH THOSE FLOWERS.

[Qeztotz]

>try to not touch the flowers,
fail, spectacularly

[Amalgam]

^That.

[Seanorib]

Be completely appalled by flowers, and bat them away in disgust.

[xooxu]

resist urge to eat flowers. all the flowers.

find a cute little girl instead.

[DMMMMMK]

Be completely appalled by flowers, and bat them away in disgust.

This

[OrangeAipom]

> What is the point of commanding you? This is a flashback.

> Absorb entire planet.

[PersonPerson]

THE PLAYER PEOPLE'S DIALOGUE GOES ON DURING THE FLASHBACK.
THE DIALOGUE HAS BEEN PLACED SOMEWHERE ELSE SO IT DOESN'T INTERFERE.

You suddenly begin to feel a bit... self-conscious...
As if you're being watched by someone other than your player.
Someone... or something.
Could it be these flowers?
Could flowers even see, or even think for that matter?
...
Oh god! You could just feel them gossiping!
They're all watching you!
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...Except for these two...
What's this?
A love confession?
During YOUR crash landing?
How awful.
You'll have to deal with these two immediately!

A Blob should never be ignored.

Success! The two spotlight stealing menaces are gone!
You've also become a pretty flower.
What will you do now?

[Fengar]

>Look around for things besides flowers to absorb.

[Seanorib]

Shun the other flowers!! They are nowhere near as magnificent.

[Staff Deployment]

kill all the others
kill them all

[Kíeros]

> Show off your abilities to be super pretty.

[Morphimus]

> DANCE LIKE A MANIAC! There's no reason not to!

[xooxu]

Use your intricate root system to scope out the area.

[Qeztotz]

>kill the flowers, ALL OF THEM
>little girl comming by: find no flowers apart from that spectacular pink one
>pick the pink flower, nothing could possibly go wrong

[Super_actor]

> Become the best flower.
> Tell the other flowers to be quiet.