VAGABOND

[THEWIZARDMAN]

Besides being a shittily colored light source, this ball of light is a basic spell that the officials use to light the school with. It looks like this one is losing it's shimmer though, much like the one in the hallway.

Did I mention that this is wizard stuff? This is wizard stuff.



The rest of the room is pretty much empty. There's a SMALL CHEST by a TWO DIMENSIONAL DOOR. You've never been in this room before so you don't really know what's behind it.
Next to you is a barrel that is full of..!



Shitty wands.

[Kíeros]

> Take one, just to be safe. Who knows; there might be a good one in there.

[THEWIZARDMAN]

They all look pretty shitty. But who knows, maybe you'll need a toothpick the next time you're eating.

You pick a random amount of SHITTY WANDS and put them in your pocket.

[Gloopy]

> Barrel through the TWO DIMENSIONAL DOOR with reckless abandon

[PersonPerson]

Knock over the barrel. Climb inside.
Keep it for armor later.

[Kíeros]

Knock over the barrel. Climb inside.
Keep it for armor later.

I like the barrel-armor idea. It's more than the mages have, probably.

[Gloopy]

I like the barrel-armor idea. It's more than the mages have, probably.

Better yet, combine both commands to form CLEVER PUN.

[THEWIZARDMAN]

You suddenly have the greatest idea ever...



MOVE OUT OF THE WAY, MOTHER FUCKERS. YOU'RE BARRELING YOUR WAY THROUGH THIS BIG ASS SCHOOL WHETHER THE HALL MASTERS LIKE IT OR NOT. YOUR CLEVER PUNS WILL BE THE END OF THIS WRETCHED ESTABLISHMENT.



... Oh fuck. Are they-- fuck. Yes, they are.

"Hey! Isn't that the same kid from two years ago?"

Fuck fuck fuck fuck

"Hey, I think you're right!"

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

"What brings you here, punk? Got somethin' to say before we cave your skull in?"

These are the guys who pick on you pretty much every year. But you're far beyond silly shenanigans and name-calling. These mother fuckers have MAGICS now!
And two years ago you might have maybe possibly killed the blond one's pet rabbit by accident maybe even though you apologized but... This guy is pretty much ready to murder you!

[PersonPerson]

Make fun of their arms.
Barrel into them (or the table) too.
Continue running through the rooms that way.

[Gloopy]

> Transform and roll out!!

[THEWIZARDMAN]

Screw this! You don't have time for these fools and their stupid t-rex arms! You hastily barrel your way through everything in your path! The door on the other side is the only way out! All you have to do is barrel your way through!



Curses! It's under the protection of some sort of ANTI-BARREL SPELL

[Kíeros]

> Well, barrel over them a few more times; it's the only way to be sure.

[PersonPerson]

ROLL ON THEM BEFORE THEY GET UP

[Gloopy]

> Obliterate the door with your MOST DESTRUCTIVE MAGICKS

[Torquemadras Trump]

> Adopt the cunning tactics of the sea cucumber and various lizards: hurry to safety and leave the barrel behind, therefore CONFUSING your enemies!

[Askia]

wrong door! smash em again

[THEWIZARDMAN]

> Obliterate the door with your MOST DESTRUCTIVE MAGICKS

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This is the perfect time to use your magics! Maybe the door is invincible to your potentially lethal BARRELING TEHNIQUES, but let's see how much of your FIREBALL it can handle!



Oh crap. WHAT THE HELL DRAINED SO MUCH OF YOUR MAGICS WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN???

> Well, barrel over them a few more times; it's the only way to be sure.

ROLL ON THEM BEFORE THEY GET UP

wrong door! smash em again

Yeah, whatever! You don't need to run from these guys. You'll just give them a thrashing or two! Or five. Or whenever the hell they decide to run away!
Wait crap, you were supposed to not go bat shit crazy this year! But-- Augh screw it. DIE, YOU BULLIES, DIE.

[THEWIZARDMAN]

"WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, KID?"



Son of a bitch.

[BlackholePA]

> Distract assailants by doing the barrel dance.

[THEWIZARDMAN]

> Distract assailants by doing the barrel dance.

No, no, you're doing it all wrong! It was left foot first! Crap, you almost tripped there! How long was that foot supposed to be raised??

THIS IS NOT WORKING OUT AT ALL

[PersonPerson]

Wonder why everyone's suddenly growing fingers.

[sonic3535]

> Kick them. You know where.

[Kíeros]

> Throw one of the wands over the barrier; if they move it up to block it, run underneath.

[THEWIZARDMAN]

Wonder why everyone's suddenly growing fingers.

What fingers?

> Throw one of the wands over the barrier; if they move it up to block it, run underneath.

With some quick thinking, you lob a SHITTY WAND over the barrier!



The barrier disappears! Some of your MAGICS are recovered!

[Kíeros]

> RUN! Barrel them over in this momentary pause you have! Especially the evil blond guy.