The Mental Hospital

[Shailsnic]

Both of you > Check the other rooms.

[aspiringAnimator]

After a fit of trying to open the doors, you give up and eventually just BANG ON THEM in a CONSTRUCTIVE manner. You hear no response from inside, and you assume you may be the ONLY ONES in the facility.

[Shailsnic]

...okay fine, open the door with the window on it.

[memento vivere]

> Examine surroundings

[PersonPerson]

> Punch a hole in the door with the window on it.

[aspiringAnimator]

The door will not open!



CEILINGFAN says she can handle this one. And you thought you established your DOMINANCE.



Done. Hacked.



You enter what appears to be a room containing an ELEVATOR. SMALL SHARDS OF GLASS litter the floor near the door. A long WOODEN BOARD lies against the wall, from which was extracted a SMALL STICK with an OILY SUBSTANCE upon it, near a CROWBAR. A HOSPITAL BED sits in the corner, and a BOX OF MATCHES rests near the door.

What will you do?

[98714123340]

Lie down in bed and go to sleep.

[memento vivere]

>CEILINGFAN: Equip Crowbar
>LIGHTBULB: Use matches on piece of wood with oily substance, equip torch

[PersonPerson]

Cut into hand with glass. Use blood to draw Plank a face.

[liquidMountain]

Lightbulb: Be the Gordon Freeman

[aspiringAnimator]

You successfully become THE GORDON FREEMAN. You are so cool.



As expected, the STICK quickly catches fire due to the OIL's BURNABLE attribute. Careful with that thing, you might start a fire!

Yeah right. This is a game.



Since the only way forward is through the ELEVATOR, you go ahead and press the button, but nothing arrives. You hear a METAL CRASH.

[DMMMMMK]

PRESS THE BUTTON HARDER!

That always works.

Serious suggestion: Pry open doors with crowbar.

[Shailsnic]

Also, grab the board before you forget it.

[memento vivere]

>Wear "Stay Safe" poster as a cape

[aspiringAnimator]

You try to don the SAFETY POSTER only to find it conflicts with your regrettable TALLNESS ATTRIBUTE. You instead give it to CEILINGFAN to wear.




You eventually pry the DOOR open, only to see there is no waiting ELEVATOR. You peer into the DARK DEPTHS below.



Gosh that's dark.

[DMMMMMK]

>Throw torch down the hole to see how far until it lands.

[memento vivere]

>Check under bed

[PersonPerson]

What happened to the plank board thing?

[aspiringAnimator]

Oh, well that's not that f-




It seems the building has caught fire due to it's BURNABLE attribute. SMOKE billows out the ELEVATOR and covers the room. The WOODEN BOARD is safely stowed in your inventory. You may need to get across the ELEVATOR SHAFT.

[memento vivere]

>If there's a door on the other side of the elevator shaft, use the plank to carefully walk across to the other side.

[Lazro]

>Drag the hospital bed to the elevator. Use it as a bridge, after taking off the mattress and sheets, of course.

[chezrush]

>Push Ceilingfan into the elevator then laugh maliciously.

[liquidMountain]

Look at the other (so far unseen) walls.

[chezrush]

Go mental because that's what mental hospitals are for!