Land of Puase and Insanity

[Daniel990]

Vriska is a sodioholic, and won't eat anything unless it contains twice the daily recommended supply of salt.

That's obviously called a natroholic, since I invented the term in this post before in the past in the future.

[colwag]

I need an adult!

But wrinklefudger.

I am an adult.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

Vriska is severely anorexic. The only thing she ate during the entire game was jade's atom.

Also, I'm not saying Vriska's Anorexic, just stalk thin. Y'know, real skinny. Not fat. Just your average teenage chick with a sorta skinny figure.

[phantasmalDexterity]

That canon sign is counterfeit.
That story doesn't portray the truth at all.

Show us your voice and I will believe you.

Oh, wait...

[Mr_Smitt]

Nooooooo! My headcannon can't handle this!

Dave is the coolest, even when he isn't.

My headcanon is mightier than yours, Dave isn't cool. He's the smelly loner kid who sits on one side of the bus and everyone else moves to the other.

[Daniel990]

Show us your voice and I will believe you.

Oh, wait...

I already said on the voice thread that I'm going to record my voice.
So your whole story is FLAWED.

[wrinklefudger]

But wrinklefudger.

I am an adult.

This statement finds itself in a superposition of hot and creepy. the wave function will collapse as soon as i figure out who is which gender.

[phantasmalDexterity]

I already said on the voice thread that I'm going to record my voice.
So your whole story is FLAWED.

No, it's not. It means you starting to REMEMBER. It's time for The Witch to return.
And of course you think it's false. You don't remember, remember?

[IDSeeker]

My headcanon is mightier than yours, Dave isn't cool. He's the smelly loner kid who sits on one side of the bus and everyone else moves to the other.

I'm laughing my life away from my body right now

[Daniel990]

Why did so many people hate my Eridan avatar, it was cool.

[bloodyEmissary]

My headcanon is mightier than yours, Dave isn't cool. He's the smelly loner kid who sits on one side of the bus and everyone else moves to the other.

And he mutters to himself a lot so everyone thinks he's a weeeeeeeeirdo.

[wrinklefudger]

And he mutters to himself a lot so everyone thinks he's a weeeeeeeeirdo.

he only does that so he can lie down across the seats.

[PumpkinMan]

Why did so many people hate my Eridan avatar, it was cool.

Your coolness at that point was too much. Acute coolness poisoning is a serious thing.

And he mutters to himself a lot so everyone thinks he's a weeeeeeeeirdo.

He does apparently talk to himself...

[colwag]

This statement finds itself in a superposition of hot and creepy. the wave function will collapse as soon as i figure out who is which gender.

I am serketly A1 Ancestor-Vriska.

The one who would make Mindfang look like a priest, compared to all the terribly raunchy things I've done. All the raunchy things.

And the one who has done these things has a desire to bite your nipple.

So c'mere. I'm hungry.

[recalcitrantIre]

Why did so many people hate my Eridan avatar, it was cool.

Because it had Eridan in it?

and I think hate is a bit of a strong word, he just doesn't have many desirable characteristics, and is a bit of a douche. Just my opinion, if you think otherwise, you can write a huge rant about how much you love Eridan and then not post it

[InvertedVoid]

Eridan was probably my favorite troll, actually.

also why does this thread go so fast

[Dragonstorm]

Eridan was cool in the beginning.

Then he became a douche. I say this all the time.

Colwag: I finally understand you. TOOK A DAMN LONG TIME.

[knottedOdyssey]

Eridan was probably my favorite troll, actually.

also why does this thread go so fast

Because we're absolutely nuts here.
Sorry I Thought That Was Obvious

[Mr_Smitt]

Eridan was probably my favorite troll, actually.

also why does this thread go so fast

High-five, brother. Eridan was my favourite of the male trolls. His hopeless romantic shenanigans resonated with my own experiences amused me to no end.

Also, too much free time.

[ashdenej]

Because we're absolutely nuts here.
Sorry I Thought That Was Obvious

Far be it from me to remind you about the thread rationing that's going on, mm.

Just remember that Only A Mod can create Comic Discussion threads in these dire times.

[wrinklefudger]

Eridan was cool in the beginning.

Then he became a douche. I say this all the time.

Colwag: I finally understand you. TOOK A DAMN LONG TIME.

at least someone does, because i certainly don't.

[bloodyEmissary]

Far be it from me to remind you about the thread rationing that's going on, mm.

Just remember that Only A Mod can create Comic Discussion threads in these dire times.

This seems more than a little bit like a threat and kind of passive-aggressive!
It might be the 'far be it from me' bit that does it. Might want to consider rewording it if passive-aggression was not the intent.

Or I could just be seeing malice where there is none, like a man who sees little white bits in his scrambled eggs and complains to the manager about finding eggshells in his food when really it was just a slightly undercooked part.
For some weird reason, my flipped Huss avatar makes me feel like I need to make long and involved metaphors to illustrate points, which I am probably not very good at.

[Daniel990]

THE RAGE TRAIN CONTINUES GRAAARGH

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http://i.imgur.com/OVglO.gif

Just a flesh wound.

[megaminxwin]

Why did so many people hate my Eridan avatar, it was cool.

Because Eridan.

ERIDAN MAKES EVERYTHING SUCK

Eridan is the new marmite.

EDIT:

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

[Everanix]

I can't believe I missed food talk.

Why do you guys hate me?

@Dani: The biggest problem with the Eridan avatar was that it wasn't Nepeta.

I mean honestly if you guys aren't going to take your gimmicks seriously then why have them in the first place

Edit @megaminxwin: The problem with that video is

That if you replaced marmite with Eridan

It would mean that he successfully seduced a woman.

And that is just impossibly silly.