Land of Puase and Insanity

[Prin Pardus]

pD, that was a pretty awesome specularnaodm. All I did was grab a bunch of sw33t Bro-pics for mine.

[User 18]

Wow, 46 significant figures. What measurement techniques did you use to get that much of a precision? It'd be quite difficult for most things, which is why I am wondering how you were able to do so so quickly.

I'm guessing by the power of coolness.

[Holly]

Are you guys doing foodstuck again? My bowels are groaning in real life.

I really don't think we stopped.

So what do you think the Homestuck characters love to eat? Like, human food.
More headcanonos made up on the spot yay

I can imagine Dave loving stews. Just, sturdy stews with juicy meat and vegetables and potatoes. Because that would be a real rarity in the Strider household, I'd imagine.
And Rose would love PBJ sandwiches because she and Mom would eat those late at night when she was younger, but not anymore.
Everything need to be angst when it comes to the Strider-LaLonde.

I can see Aradia really digging thai takeout for some reason.

Karkat would like BIG STEAKS BECAUSE HE IS TOUGH GRRR

And Nepeta eat raw meat straight from her prays of course. :v

I guess Equius would have an easier time eating things with a straw or something?? Instead of risking breaking the utensils all the time. I can imagine him really appreciating a good soup.
And SAUSAGE.

Eridan and Feferi would like fish and seafood.

For some reason I can see Tavros being a big fan of vegetables. Probably the whole bull thing. Grass ==> vegetables.
And spring rolls.

Gamzee would live on cookie dough.

Sollux...hmm maybe those dishes that are just a big heap of delicious goo. Like creamy risotto or mac and cheese. Mmm.

Terezi would probably like colourful fruits a whole lot.

Vriska....hmm I don't know........hmmmm. I can't see her being very picky or having a certain favorite food. Maybe I'm just running out of different food to choose from.

Vriska likes aaaaaaaall the foods. All of them.

obviously

Kanaya...Sweet things. Yeah. Especially pretty little cookies.


EDIT:

Ok then. Topic shift from human food to human food that trolls would like. Feel free to make up random reasons why Troll x would like food Y.

oh would you look at that
WE ARE ONE

[Wade Wilson]

But...with Rose, she has been taking shit! Arguable she took shit in Intermission 2, but she pretty much just said "hey I hate Gamzee" and nothing else.

she took shit, and then she turned rainbow drinker and hasnt really had a convo where anyone gave her shit.

[colwag]

Vriska....hmm I don't know........hmmmm. I can't see her being very picky or having a certain favorite food. Maybe I'm just running out of different food to choose from.

Vriska likes aaaaaaaall the foods. All of them.

[Mr_Smitt]

Vriska probably eats loads of the troll equivalent of pocky and has fingers covered in the troll equivalent of cheetos.

[Triangle Man]

Vriska probably eats loads of the troll equivalent of pocky and has fingers covered in the troll equivalent of cheetos.

So, she basically eats whatever a hardcore gamer would be prone to eating?

That makes sense to me.

[phantasmalDexterity]

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I really don't think we stopped.

So what do you think the Homestuck characters love to eat? Like, human food.
More headcanonos made up on the spot yay

I can imagine Dave loving stews. Just, sturdy stews with juicy meat and vegetables and potatoes. Because that would be a real rarity in the Strider household, I'd imagine.
And Rose would love PBJ sandwiches because she and Mom would eat those late at night when she was younger, but not anymore.
Everything need to be angst when it comes to the Strider-LaLonde.

I can see Aradia really digging thai takeout for some reason.

Karkat would like BIG STEAKS BECAUSE HE IS TOUGH GRRR

And Nepeta eat raw meat straight from her prays of course. :v

I guess Equius would have an easier time eating things with a straw or something?? Instead of risking breaking the utensils all the time. I can imagine him really appreciating a good soup.
And SAUSAGE.

Eridan and Feferi would like fish and seafood.

For some reason I can see Tavros being a big fan of vegetables. Probably the whole bull thing. Grass ==> vegetables.
And spring rolls.

Gamzee would live on cookie dough.

Sollux...hmm maybe those dishes that are just a big heap of delicious goo. Like creamy risotto or mac and cheese. Mmm.

Terezi would probably like colourful fruits a whole lot.

Vriska....hmm I don't know........hmmmm. I can't see her being very picky or having a certain favorite food. Maybe I'm just running out of different food to choose from.

Kanaya...Sweet things. Yeah.

I think Fef wouldn't eat fish. Because she adores them too much... Poultry on the other hand...


And I totally missed my 100th post, btw because that was when LE ate my posts

edit: btw, the link that was a DISTACTION isn't random keysmashing.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

Vriska has too many irons in the fire to worry about what she's shoving down her protein chute at the time. She just grabs whatever's on hand and quickest to get out of the way. This leads to her developing a diet of Cup Of Noodles and Bags of [insert processed corn/potato product]. However, her lightning fast metabolism keeps her in her little toothpick figure.

[User 18]

Vriska has too many irons in the fire to worry about what she's shoving down her protein chute at the time. She just grabs whatever's on hand and quickest to get out of the way. This leads to her developing a diet of Cup Of Noodles and Bags of [insert processed corn/potato product]. However, her lightning fast metabolism keeps her in her little toothpick figure.

What figure?

[Doom Zero]

Guys
Okay uhh...
I still haven't really found out what the max number of Comic Discussion threads we are allowed to have is.

Does anybody know? And if they do know, could they enlighten me on the matter?

[User 18]

Guys
Okay uhh...
I still haven't really found out what the max number of Comic Discussion threads we are allowed to have is.

Does anybody know? And if they do know, could they enlighten me on the matter?

I really hope it's more than one.

E: Three seems fair.

[Holly]

Vriska has too many irons in the fire to worry about what she's shoving down her protein chute at the time. She just grabs whatever's on hand and quickest to get out of the way. This leads to her developing a diet of Cup Of Noodles and Bags of [insert processed corn/potato product]. However, her lightning fast metabolism keeps her in her little toothpick figure.

Yes. This is perfect. Headcanon right there.

okay good night guys

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EDIT:

I really hope it's more than one.

We are doomed.

[colwag]

What figure?

I honestly expect Hussie to make a tumblr post about how due to his intentional vagueness in figures, that he has always seen Vriska as a huge fatass. And that is why his avatar wanted to marry her. Because he, in universe, sees Vriska as a fatass.

She will be canonfats.

Also I really, really, really hate the Twigska headcanon and I want to see it die as thoroughly as possible.

[Kíeros]

Guys
Okay uhh...
I still haven't really found out what the max number of Comic Discussion threads we are allowed to have is.

Does anybody know? And if they do know, could they enlighten me on the matter?

Ash hasn't said; I'd estimate three, plus or minus two, to be an accurate assumption.And I'm leaning more towards the low end than the high end.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

What figure?

It's my headcanon that Vriska is one of those people who can get away with eating junk all day erry day and stay thin as a toothpick due to a fast metabolism.

[bloodyEmissary]

Guys why on earth did you burn through twenty pages of thread in six hours???

Re: foodstuck, unheated turkey bacon wrapped around baby carrots is delicious.
Weird, but delicious. Had it all the time when I was a wee tot.

[Daniel990]

That canon sign is counterfeit.
That story doesn't portray the truth at all.

[wrinklefudger]

Vriska has too many irons in the fire to worry about what she's shoving down her protein chute at the time. She just grabs whatever's on hand and quickest to get out of the way. This leads to her developing a diet of Cup Of Noodles and Bags of [insert processed corn/potato product]. However, her lightning fast metabolism keeps her in her little toothpick figure.

Okay, so equius is a vegetarian, so he probably eats nothing but high-protein foods and complex carbs. beans, corn, oatmeal, nuts, etc.

nepeta doesn't cook or even butcher her prey, she literally just claws the skin off and digs right in.

gamzee constantly has the munchies and will eat anything on hand, much like a goat.

Dave eats a lot of southern/fast food.

kanaya lives off a gluten-free organic diet that consists half the time of nothing but juice cleanses.

feferi prefers decadent japanese and hawaiian cuisine consisting of only the most luxurious ingredients. she has one shaker for salt, one for pepper, and another for gold leaf.

Vriska is a sodioholic, and won't eat anything unless it contains twice the daily recommended supply of salt.

[Prin Pardus]

I was going to say that three threads did seem sustainable
But then I remembered we've blown through this one in two or three days??
How will we survive without a chat thread? This and the Heartstuck one are the only two I ever frequent, and I never post in HS.
????????

[Mr_Smitt]

Dave eats a lot of southern/fast food.

As a result he stinks of grease, has a pot belly, terrible acne and his shades are covered in grubby fingerprints.

[wrinklefudger]

I honestly expect Hussie to make a tumblr post about how due to his intentional vagueness in figures, that he has always seen Vriska as a huge fatass. And that is why his avatar wanted to marry her. Because he, in universe, sees Vriska as a fatass.

She will be canonfats.

Also I really, really, really hate the Twigska headcanon and I want to see it die as thoroughly as possible.

Vriska is severely anorexic. The only thing she ate during the entire game was jade's atom.

[colwag]

Vriska is severely anorexic. The only thing she ate during the entire game was jade's atom.

I will shove my head through my monitor and chew on your nipple.

Also, I don't think it fits her personality very well? But eh that's just me.

[wrinklefudger]

I will shove my head through my monitor and chew on your nipple.

Also, I don't think it fits her personality very well? But eh that's just me.

I need an adult!

[aggrievesTemulence]

As a result he stinks of grease, has a pot belly, terrible acne and his shades are covered in grubby fingerprints.

Nooooooo! My headcannon can't handle this!

Dave is the coolest, even when he isn't.