Land of Puase and Insanity

**Wade Wilson** · 04-06-2012, 03:51 PM

Bacon is ok. Dont see why everyone acts like it's Ambrosia and Necter.

Also the reason Roxy and Dirk can play with Jane and Jake is Time is different in the game. In the game they all exist at the same time

**Stormspirit** · 04-06-2012, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by Mr_Smitt

It seems that the messenger systems used by the B2 kids have been set up to keep them mentally synched to a mutually linear timeline. Somehow, Dirk and Roxy have completely failed to notice they're talking to people in the past, otherwise you'd think they would be abusing the hell out of it.

Or, maybe they know about it because both are stranded in the middle of an ocean, you know? I wouldn't be fucking around if my life depended on those two.

**P_equals_NP** · 04-06-2012, 03:53 PM

Are you guys doing foodstuck again? My bowels are groaning in real life.

**User 18** · 04-06-2012, 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by Mr_Smitt

I eat bacon for breakfast all the time, in toasted sandwiches, in fry-ups, just on it's own. I always cut out the fat in a bit of pathetic lip service to healthiness, though.

Last time I had bacon on its own was at an overnight training camp for XC skiing (lol).

It was mostly technique work, so we mostly felt ok with not eating the healthiest. I made pancakes, and there was bacon and eggs, and toast and all manner of delicious things. The best breakfasts are always group breakfasts because of the huge variety that can be justified.

**Daniel990** · 04-06-2012, 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

It means you're pretty awesome, refer to yourself as "this one," and that you're involved in a videogame trilogy.

It appears those Hanar things look like jellyfish. I am 99.99983284657993837182642223123556226284910455% sure that I do not look like a jellyfish.

**P_equals_NP** · 04-06-2012, 03:57 PM

Well Dani, you are exactly 0.00016715342006162817357776876443773715089545% wrong then.

**IDSeeker** · 04-06-2012, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by Daniel990

It appears those Hanar things look like jellyfishes. I am 99.99983284657993837182642223123556226284910455% sure that I do not look like a jellyfish.

Shepard loves low probability

**ashdenej** · 04-06-2012, 03:58 PM

Friendly reminder for people to pack their posts full of fibre and content! Possibly with a free Homestuck-related toy inside as well. That would be ideal.

**Mr_Smitt** · 04-06-2012, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by Stormspirit

Or, maybe they know about it because both are stranded in the middle of an ocean, you know? I wouldn't be fucking around if my life depended on those two.

I mean Dirk and Roxy could be the temporal abusers. Dirk wouldn't have to worry about zoning out if he can just find time later and seemingly keep up a continuous chat with Jane and Jake.

**User 18** · 04-06-2012, 04:00 PM

Ok then. Topic shift from human food to human food that trolls would like. Feel free to make up random reasons why Troll x would like food Y.

**Daniel990** · 04-06-2012, 04:00 PM

Originally Posted by ashdenej

Friendly reminder for people to pack their posts full of fibre and content! Possibly with a free Homestuck-related toy inside as well. That would be ideal.

Okay.

**User 18** · 04-06-2012, 04:02 PM

Nepeta would totally like chocolate. Hyperactive people quite often like chocolate.

**colwag** · 04-06-2012, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by Wade Wilson

Eridan

Roxy is the second most CANON Roxy ship after John

Roxy. And by Vampire Punch I mean ever since she came back Kanaya dont take no shit. So if Rose tried to give her some by acting like she did in game ever again, Kanaya would punch some sense in her.

But...with Rose, she has been taking shit! Arguable she took shit in Intermission 2, but she pretty much just said "hey I hate Gamzee" and nothing else.

**IDSeeker** · 04-06-2012, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by User 18

Ok then. Topic shift from human food to human food that trolls would like. Feel free to make up random reasons why Troll x would like food Y.

They would die because of dextro amino acids [/ME3 references]

**phantasmalDexterity** · 04-06-2012, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by IDSeeker

Magic Science.

Ok, I just remembered that I was talking about Daniel990 (un)coolness earlier, and I got the feeling, that you don't have the necessary background information. So behold:

TheRealStoryofDaniel990.avi ==>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZvQObdEmRA

I belive you will find my voice soothing against this colour. Sit down and make yourself comfortable as I am going to tell you The True Story of Daniel990 translated from the ancient Book of Rose written in the fordibben language of the Elders. (editor: it's Portugese)

Once upon a time there was a young cat girl with the name of Daniel990. She was young,
witty, pretty, nice girl. But alas, through Paradox Space cruel Shenanigans, she was barred
from her HEART's one true wish.
Awesomeness.

She watched the other Danis (for example Daniel991), those who inhabited her universe, the
Daniverse, and her HEART flinched each time. She told good jokes and noone listened, caught
fish like a bear and nobody cared, brought down humongous monsters and still noone payed
her attention. Nobody, but one person, her one true friend. Her friend belonged to the
circle of awesome people, but SIR MAGICAN still cared about her.He found her an interesting
person. But when he had to leave to fight his one true enemy, our young Dani was left all
alone.

She decided to ask for the help of the one who should be avoided by all cost. The Witch.
She approached the dangerous magic bearer and told The Witch her wish.
':33 > Dani purrs lightly and watches carefully the magnificent Gift-giver and says: Good
day madam.' She addressed The Witch as she was adviced. And The Witch said 'What can I do
for you, my dear?'
Dani gathered all her courage and stated her desire: ':33 > Dani says she would like to be
pawsome.' 'Awsome, you say?'cried The Witch.' if that's what you want, I have the power to
grant it to you. 8ut it has a price!' ':33 > Dani blinks curiosly and ask what that
might be.' 'Your voice, my poor, unfortunate soul. You give me your voice, and you shall 8e
the coolest of all' answered The Witch. Dani thought back to her LIFE, and thought it was a
small price to pay. And thus she signed the contract.

And it all became true. She became the coolest of all, became cherished and loved by
everyone. Not even the mods could look at her and feel angry, their cold HEARTs melted by
the cooleness and cuteness of the one called Daniel990, or as they called her, Dani.
But she did not know, that it wasn't her voice the only thing she lost. For you see, her
wish came true at the price of Oblivion. She lost all her knowledge, and had to start from
Scratch. She had to learn everything again. She couldn't catch fish or bring down monsters
anymore. But alas, she didn't have to. For she was awesome.

But you see, there's one final catch for the story. Because The Witch felt that her time
neared its END, she put a twist into our story. She took Dani's voice, because she tied her
LIFE to it. Dani lost everything and yet she lost nothing. She just needs to jostle her
memory and she could acquire every skill she once had. She could remember her parents
(Daniel578 and Daniel412) and her past LIFE. But this would cause The Witch to be brought
back to LIFE.

At the moment Dani gets her voice back, and she realizes she can finally sing, she will
sing. She won't hate her voice or other's voices anymore (as she stated before) and will
let her voice out. But the words she will make won't be hers. It will be the Song Of The
Elders, the song that can give LIFE to one. But it has it's on toll. The singer shall give
the dearest of her so that the power of the song can become active. When one starts to sing
the song it will take it from the person. The Witch made sure, that young Dani would
fulfill this by burning this into her subconscius. She made sure, that Dani would slowly
remember everything. First, a few people from her old LIFE, then other parts. And upon
the DEATH of an internet sensation's author, she would have a nightmare, and realize her
old uncooleness. She would promote this and yet noone will belive her. They will still see
her as the coolest person on Earth. For you see, this is all part of The Witch's plan. She
will return.

From her perspective, she fulfilled the bargain AND lengthened her LIFE. She won.
The only thing that might hinder her plans is Dani's distate for voice memes. But she have many irons in the fire.
But alas, that's another Dark Pocket I have, and although I continue not being a gambling man, I
can assure you: Dani WILL sing and The 8itch, pardon me, Witch will return...

edit:

Edit2: link is not random, you can watch the real video, it's good. I really mean it...

**User 18** · 04-06-2012, 04:06 PM

Originally Posted by IDSeeker

They would die because of dextro amino acids [/ME3 references]

They both have orange creamsicles. Your argument is invalid.

@ above: That was....

I have no words for the awesomeness.

**ChronoWaster** · 04-06-2012, 04:09 PM

Originally Posted by User 18

They both have orange creamsicles. Your argument is invalid.

@ above: That was....

I have no words for the awesomeness.

You made a deal with the witch to?

**Triangle Man** · 04-06-2012, 04:10 PM

Excellent job on that bit of crazy, pD. I eagerly await Daniel's reaction to it.

I also believe that the world needs more Homestuck/Jojo's Bizarre Adventure crossovers. No reason for this...this is more of a 'free thought' than anything else.

**IDSeeker** · 04-06-2012, 04:10 PM

Originally Posted by User 18

They both have orange creamsicles. Your argument is invalid.

That's a distaction! Same name, different food: death is guaranteed

**User 18** · 04-06-2012, 04:11 PM

Originally Posted by ChronoWaster

You made a deal with the witch to?

I made no deals. I never claimed to be cool, or awesome, or anything of that sort.

**Daniel990** · 04-06-2012, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity

Ok, I just remembered that I was talking about Daniel990 (un)coolness earlier, and I got the feeling, that you don't have the necessary background information. So behold:

TheRealStoryofDaniel990.avi ==>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh1N7tUx_Lk&feature=related

I belive you will find my voice soothing against this colour. Sit down and make yourself

comfortable as I am going to tell you The True Story of Daniel990 translated from the
ancient Book of Rose written in the fordibben language of the Elders. (editor: it's
Portugese)

Once upon a time there was a young cat girl with the name of Daniel990. She was young,
witty, pretty, nice girl. But alas, through Paradox Space cruel Shenanigans, she was barred
from her HEART's one true wish.
Awesomeness.

She watched the other Danis (for example Daniel991), those who inhabited her universe, the
Daniverse, and her HEART flinched each time. She told good jokes and noone listened, caught
fish like a bear and nobody cared, brought down humongous monsters and still noone payed
her attention. Nobody, but one person, her one true friend. Her friend belonged to the
circle of awesome people, but SIR MAGICAN still cared about her.He found her an interesting
person. But when he had to leave to fight his one true enemy, our young Dani was left all
alone.

She decided to ask for the help of the one who should be avoided by all cost. The Witch.
She approached the dangerous magic bearer and told The Witch her wish.
':33 > Dani purrs lightly and watches carefully the magnificent Gift-giver and says: Good
day madam.' She addressed The Witch as she was adviced. And The Witch said 'What can I do
for you, my dear?'
Dani gathered all her courage and stated her desire: ':33 > Dani says she would like to be
pawsome.' 'Awsome, you say?'cried The Witch.' if that's what you want, I have the power to
grant it to you. 8ut it has a price!' ':33 > Dani blinks curiosly and ask what that
might be.' 'Your voice, my poor, unfortunate soul. You give me your voice, and you shall 8e
the coolest of all' answered The Witch. Dani thought back to her LIFE, and thought it was a
small price to pay. And thus she signed the contract.

And it all became true. She became the coolest of all, became cherished and loved by
everyone. Not even the mods could look at her and feel angry, their cold HEARTs melted by
the cooleness and cuteness of the one called Daniel990, or as they called her, Dani.
But she did not know, that it wasn't her voice the only thing she lost. For you see, her
wish came true at the price of Oblivion. She lost all her knowledge, and had to start from
Scratch. She had to learn everything again. She couldn't catch fish or bring down monsters
anymore. But alas, she didn't have to. For she was awesome.

But you see, there's one final catch for the story. Because The Witch felt that her time
neared its END, she put a twist into our story. She took Dani's voice, because she tied her
LIFE to it. Dani lost everything and yet she lost nothing. She just needs to jostle her
memory and she could acquire every skill she once had. She could remember her parents
(Daniel578 and Daniel412) and her past LIFE. But this would cause The Witch to be brought
back to LIFE.

At the moment Dani gets her voice back, and she realizes she can finally sing, she will
sing. She won't hate her voice or other's voices anymore (as she stated before) and will
let her voice out. But the words she will make won't be hers. It will be the Song Of The
Elders, the song that can give LIFE to one. But it has it's on toll. The singer shall give
the dearest of her so that the power of the song can become active. When one starts to sing
the song it will take it from the person. The Witch made sure, that young Dani would
fulfill this by burning this into her subconscius. She made sure, that Dani would slowly
remember everything. First, her a few people from her old LIFE, then other parts. And upon
the DEATH of an internet sensation's author, she would have a nightmare, and realize her
old uncooleness. She would promote this and yet noone will belive her. They will still see
her as the coolest person on Earth. For you see, this is all part of The Witch's plan. She
will return.
From her perspective, she fulfilled the bargain and lengthened her LIFE. She won.
The only thing that might hinder her plans is Dani's distate for voice memes. But she have many irons in the fire.
But alas, that's another Dark Pocket I have, and as I continue not being a gambling man, I

can assure you: Dani WILL sing and The 8itch, excuse me, Witch will return...

That story is completely wrong in lot of ways.

**Triangle Man** · 04-06-2012, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by User 18

I made no deals. I never claimed to be cool, or awesome, or anything of that sort.

Remember, kids - making deals with powerful magical entities is bad for your health and/or sanity.

You should not have to find this out the hard way...

**Mr_Smitt** · 04-06-2012, 04:15 PM

Huh. I just realised I passed 314 without noticing. Meh.

I wonder if when we return to the aquatic adventures of Dirk and Roxy Dirk's robot sidekicks will come to his aid. Even if it was just for squaretooth to get humorously dismembered.

**Kíeros** · 04-06-2012, 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by Daniel990

It appears those Hanar things look like jellyfish. I am 99.99983284657993837182642223123556226284910455% sure that I do not look like a jellyfish.

Wow, 46 significant figures. What measurement techniques did you use to get that much of a precision? It'd be quite difficult for most things, which is why I am wondering how you were able to do so so quickly.

**phantasmalDexterity** · 04-06-2012, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by Daniel990

That story is completely wrong in lot of ways.

Look again. How can it be wrong, when it has a CANON sign.

others: Thank you, I enjoyed writing it.

edit: I actually wrote it without rereading. Reading it again: woah, I might have went overboard a little bit.


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