Land of Puase and Insanity

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

Jokes: Never again. That was my weak as attempt to bother Ace about past events that no longer matter.

Are we going to talk about school now though? Or are we talking about making with Kanaya still?

OHHHHHHHH

Shut up.

Also,

Hashshashin?

NOT THE HASHSASINS, THEY WANT TO ASSASSINATE OUR ASH HASH.

[Stormspirit]

I will prepare a jar for my tears of joy. And then I will... do something with it, I guess?
I am excited for this gift.

You should donate them to penguins. Little bastards can't even cry.

all around

All around what, exactly?

[Tirgo]

Wow, that is kind of incredibly distasteful and horrible.

I tried to ignore it in the beginning but you will get slapped with a warning or more if you do that sort of thing again? Just... don't.

Man I feel terrible right now urgh

You should too

exactly why i said i was sorry

[xqz]

Are we going to talk about school now though? Or are we talking about making with Kanaya still?

Wait, are you implying that we aren't always talking about making out with Kanaya?

well unfortunately I guess that's true
But we should be!

[Karp]

I will prepare a jar for my tears of joy. And then I will... do something with it, I guess?

Make it into a cake.

So who's hash's ass is getting assassinated now?

[Dexlyn]

Wait, are you implying that we aren't always talking about making out with Kanaya?

well unfortunately I guess that's true
But we should be!

But making out with Kanaya is boring now. I'd rather talk about making out with Roxy.

OHHHHHHHH

Shut up.

I WILL NEVER SHUT UP!! NEVER!

Okay I'm done.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

Make it into a cake.

So who's hash's ass is getting assassinated now?

Ash's ass hash sass is being assassinated. Are you even paying attention?

Also, that reminds me of when I played Super Paper Mario and I was getting all of the recipes and the last one I needed to complete my recipe book was the, "Miracle Meal," that was made from a Mystery Box, but there was only like a 5% chance of getting it. Many frustrations were had.

[MythicalWashrag]

Use it for witchcraft.

Is THAT how witches are crafted?

Make it into a cake.

IDE: Witches are cakes.

You should donate them to penguins. Little bastards can't even cry.

If they want the tears they can come get them.
Over my dead body.

All around what, exactly?

The house. In every room. As usual.

[killerlamb]

My favourite class is Graph Theory

[Insert more class puns here]
[Maybe some programming class puns too]

that's actually what I thought the question was at first, and I was like "omg can we please no talk about school? talking about school is even worse than going to school"

my favorite class is Rogue, because Roxy is one. and it's like robin hood, bitches, but way flyer because it's a girl class and I stealing shit for noble purposes why looking super snazzy and cute it awesome

[Blaperile]

Oh my god. There is so much sillyness in this thread, I don't even know what to respond.

Except that I'm laughing, laughing all over.

[Daniel990]

Make it into a cake.

So who's hash's ass is getting assassinated now?

Nothing's being assassinated.
It's being HASHSHASHINATED.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

Is THAT how witches are crafted?


IDE: Witches are cakes.


If they want the tears they can come get them.
Over my dead body.


The house. In every room. As usual.

Pfffffffft.

I'm imagining Minecraft, except all of the blocks have little brooms and witch hats.

[killerlamb]

My favourite class is Graph Theory

[Insert more class puns here]
[Maybe some programming class puns too]

that's actually what I thought the question was at first, and I was like "omg can we please no talk about school? talking about school is even worse than going to school"

my favorite class is Rogue, because Roxy is one. and it's like robin hood, bitches, but way flyer because it's a girl class and stealing shit for noble purposes why looking super snazzy and cute it awesome

[xqz]

IDE: Witches are cakes.

Jade Harley: Cake of Space.

Okay I think I have to either draw this or manip it when I get home
Or maybe both

[Karp]

IDE: Witches are cakes.

Duh. Do you even read Homestuck?

[MythicalWashrag]

Duh. Do you even read Homestuck?

No what the hell is that even.
Are you hitting on me?

Jade Harley: Cake of Space.

Okay I think I have to either draw this or manip it when I get home
Or maybe both

You should do a manip, then draw fanart of that manip, and then manip that fanart.

[Stormspirit]

If they want the tears they can come get them.
Over my dead body.

Yeah, be careful about their flashstepping skills. They like to try and gnaw on your toes.

The house. In every room. As usual.

Awwwwwwww yeah! As usual, I would start with the floor. In the living room.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

Oh my god. There is so much sillyness in this thread, I don't even know what to respond.

Except that I'm laughing, laughing all over.

Just respond with something vaguely sexually implicit, and someone will obligatorily respond with a winky.

Ex.

Poster 1: I just put a shirt in the washing machine and boy is it wet.

Poster 2: ?

[plainWonder]

Oh hey guys. I was working on something for my 800th specularnaodm, namely an AU troll set (hooray for originality!) when I got struck by an idea for the best Homestuck fanfiction story ever written.
That turned out to be crap, so have this instead. Enjoy!

Homestuck, a serial perspective
Homestuck through the eyes of a serial reader of the archive

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Okay, okay, so I just finished reading Problem Sleuth, since that one was at least finished.

I even skimmed the other two adventures too, because they told me this story contains all these references and callbacks to the first couple "adventures". Whatever.


Oh.

Okay then. So instead of a detective stuck in his office, this one's going to be about a boy stuck in his room? What is he, grounded or something?


At least he's got enough stuff lying around to keep himself busy with.

Heh, the inventory's a play on programming structures. Geeksmirk.


Oh hey! So he can just... leave? His door isn't locked or anything? Weird, that almost feels... counter-intuitive, what with how all the other stories by this author went so far.


Oh, so it's about playing that game, huh? What, is it a magic game or something? Jumanji, am I right? I can see where this is going...








Boy, so the Earth is doomed by this game?? And the only ones left are going to be him and the other players, or what? Oh, and the ghost of his dead grandmother, I guess.


But what's with these troll characters anyway.


Their session failed? Are these the players from that session with the "eggy loking thign" for a crucksight? Cruxhorse? Crixette? Bluh, never mind.



What the fuck? Is that NPC taking over? Oh boy, that Jack is going to ruin everything!


Hey, wait what! What's this? Where's John, and Jade, and the other guys? I thought we were going to see the end of their session.


Whaaaaat. The trolls. Ah come on, we're going through this whole ordeal from the start again. Laaaaaame..




Heh, fiddlesticks.



Ah, okay, FINALLY we're going back to the kids. Even though the trolls are now main characters too? Whatever, they can just sit back and led the next generation handle this.

Ooh, maybe now they can revive Jade or something.


Oh, she was going to be fine all along. Good Bec. Wish I had a dog like that.

No, Jade, don't fall asleep AGAIN. Wait... what'll happen now?






AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH




OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD


*wheeze* *gasp* *choke*

Okay, get a grip. Huuuuff. Wheeeeze. Okay.



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Okay, okay, calm down. Yes, great. Whew.

What the fuck???


Dreambubbles, what? Like, even when those dream dudes die, they aren't actually gone? Seems a bit cheep, no?


Ah, and here's John, to the rescue. Took you long enough John. Your sister was almost ready to be plummeted by a Jupiter-sized meteor, you know.


Okay, here we go...


VRISKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Now what will she prototype??


Bec? What-


What is-

Cooooooooooooooooooooooooool. With a sprite that powerful, she'll-


Jack. Oh shiiiiit. Dave, and Brosprite- I mean, guys, get out of there!

Whu-

How did Jack end up in the freaking TROLL session??? Where did-




You prick! You killed the coolest dude in Homestuck! A**hole! You-

you-

well, you and Vriska-

AAARGGHHHHHHH



Huh?

Doc Scratch?



What are you?


No.


Nonononono.

Stop this. You are NOT actually changing the theme of the site.

This is NOT a thing we should be doing.

This is a webCOMIC, for Christ's sake! The links for navigating were pushing it already, and the videos too, I guess, but....

No.

Come on! Choose Your Own Adventure???? How did this thing turned into a CYOA story? When did that happen?


Hussie, oh great. Here comes the author insert, YET AGAIN.

Huy, maybe...


Yes, finally.

I guess he decided this nonsense went on long enough, and decided to do this gig to get the show back on the road.


Okay, the final and last pictures (and arrow signs)....



Jade?

...

COURTYARD DROLL?????



Wha- How...


Okay, so the theme changed again, sure, fine whatever.

H-h-hey, is it? This motherfreaking flash is GROWING!! Ack!!!!!


Oh shit.

Oh snap.

Oh shit to the motherfucking snap ^ Y!!!!!


Jack, what are you doing? Oh, you're helping her ascend. That's cool.
Guess you have feelings too, huh?

Wait, where are you-?

No.

NonononononoNOOO!

Not the EXILES!! They're supposed to rebuild the world.

No stop! Please! Don-

Not AR!!




NOT WVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV!!!!!!

You monster! Oh, sure, fine, escape to the troll session, go fuck their shit up, see if I care...



Dave. And Rose. Please, tell me you can salvage something from this mess.

Okay, while Jade ascend to God Dog (Dog Tier?), I guess you can blow up the Green Sun, right?


...

Scratch?

...

SUCKERS??




NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! !!!


He played us! He tricked them like fools! Goddam***


Oh sure, NOW they get god tier, when there's nothing left to save.....

Oh, but John and Jade got to escape still.


Yes. PM, you show that pr*ck who's boss.



Booyeah, through the fourth wall.





Well, I guess they have to start over. Again. In the reset session. Guess they may still have a chance, if Lord English stays out of there path.








DOC SCRATCH IS LE?????? DOC SCRATCH IS LE?????????? DOC SCRATCH IS LORD F***ING ENGLISH??????????

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD!!!!!!!


Okay, but we're in the reset session now. If we're quick, we may still beat that demon/those demons before it's too late.

And the Earth still looks normal and all, great. Nothing happened like with the trolls.












BETTY CROCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER! !!!!!!!!!


It's never going to be easy for them, right? At least, even if the batterwitch is here, we can pretty much tell the rest of what's going to happen....




> Dirk and Roxy were in the future all along.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUU-


> Oh, and I'm going to introduce you to all twelve of the A1 trolls.


(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻


> P.S. I let my author avatar be killed by a character I thought up.

> P.P.S. I proposed to another character I thought up. You're all invited to the wedding.

/ragequit

[killerlamb]

Yeah, be careful about their flashstepping skills. They like to try and gnaw on your toes.



Awwwwwwww yeah! As usual, I would start with the floor. In the living room.

I don't even understand how this started

[Dexlyn]

Pfffffffft.

I'm imagining Minecraft, except all of the blocks have little brooms and witch hats.

Huh. Now all I can think of are those little witches from the Kirby games.

Jade Harley: Cake of Space.

Okay I think I have to either draw this or manip it when I get home
Or maybe both

Also, wouldn't John hate Jade then since he hates cakes? Feferi too.

[P_equals_NP]

Are we talking about innuendo again can we not do that again please.

STOP.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

Are we talking about innuendo again can we not do that again please.

STOP.

Are we channeling Dani again?

[MythicalWashrag]

Oh fine we'll stop with the innuendo geeeez.

Yeah, be careful about their flashstepping skills. They like to try and gnaw on your toes.

See, penguins are just bad news.
This is why I support Sea lions in the 2012 election.

[Karp]

Also, wouldn't John hate Jade then since he hates cakes? Feferi too.

John hates Betty Crocker and, by association, cakes made with her incestuous batter. I'm sure he's cool with non-Crockerized cakes.

See, penguins are just bad news.
This is why I support Sea lions in the 2012 election.

I wasn't aware Sea lions was running for office.