Hussie Wedding Shower Thread

[mysteriousOutsider]

RIP Hussie

and flights of vriskas sing thee to thy rest

[Kíeros]

He's going to visit one of our houses and say

APRIL

FOOLS.

I think he's going to visit every one; that's why he needs to pretend to die in order to give him time to travel to every reader and surprise them.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

RIP Hussie

and flights of vriskas sing thee to thy rest

I'm imagining a chorus of a bunch of eight Vriskas singing Spiderman really sadly over Hussie's dead corpse.

[Conspicuous]

I'm imagining a chorus of a bunch of eight Vriskas singing Spiderman really sadly over Hussie's dead corpse.

And then they all make out with each other.
On top of the corpse.

[cinereousSynesthete]

Hey I sure do miss Hussie.

He was pretty for an omnicidal psychopath.

EDIT: There should have been an OK in there somewhere but I am keeping this because awesome.

and still true.

[P_equals_NP]

It's amazing what people will overlook if you're pretty enough.

[Conspicuous]

It's amazing what people will overlook if you're pretty enough.

It's amazing how many people think you're pretty if you're a horrible person.

[Tirgo]

Hey I sure do miss Hussie.

He was pretty for an omnicidal psychopath.

he sure was

hey all the sexiest characters die! see, vriska, hussie, rufio....

OH SHIT

ROXY NEEDS TO WATCH HER BACK

[Murder]

Everyone forgot that Hussie is God Tier, and saving a murderer who fucked up a universe by shooting a queen doesn't look like a heroic action.
Not to mention that Hussie is too important to the success of Homestuck to even die a Just death.
(I personally think Vriska had to die a just death to keep the universe going)

[P_equals_NP]

Is he REALLY a godtier? I thought he was just doing a silly cosplay. Did I forget something?

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

he sure was

hey all the sexiest characters die! see, vriska, hussie, rufio....

OH SHIT

ROXY NEEDS TO WATCH HER BACK

Obviously Roxy is the most evil of them all.

She will befriend everyone...

Using any means necessary...

Is he REALLY a godtier? I thought he was just doing a silly cosplay. Did I forget something?

No.

[myu2k2]

It's amazing what people will overlook if you're pretty enough.

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[zibbazabba905]

I think he's going to visit every one; that's why he needs to pretend to die in order to give him time to travel to every reader and surprise them.

AH: Shit, lets be Santa

[Cervos]

can i steer herd damnit all of these words are equius puns

im redirecting this topic towards nippleta is that okay





oh wait too late it is done

[Kíeros]

It's amazing how many people think you're pretty if you're a horrible person.

It's amazing how horrible people think you are when you're replaced by a pear-loving evil twin for a month.

[P_equals_NP]

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Wait I forgot if that was because she threatened them with her powers or used hypnosis.

Pshhh like I care. I find world dictators attractive BECAUSE of their omnicidal tendencies, not in spite of them.

[Slaine]

Why did huisse have to die, his cosplaying skills were so extreme that every cosplaying person who ever cosplayed cry a single tear when his dead page appeared

[Crumplehat]

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Between 'inverse hiding behind the object' and 'looking down at you so hard I bend over backwards', Oda is the master of weird signature character poses.

[Fish]

yeah the 5-hour ruse was apparently
well it was apprenticely
yeah it's not real
because lab is cancelled first day of classs!??!

Blaperile your link still goes to round 5

I will only be happy if Slick narrates entirely in the weird 3rd person "'...' he says." style that the midnight crew dialogue is done as
replacing all the pesterlogs

OH yeah I remembered my aweseome theoreoy.

Husssie's Quest Cocoon explodes, destroying his computer
then he can say that he deserves to win the contest too.


Anyway I think I'm going to just sort of
vote for GC and OotS
then tomorrow MSPA and Goblins
then just sort of keep oscillating like that
actually I think the right bracket has to lose so I'm going to vote for MSPA over GC
sorry GC but I think your fandom is not as crazy dedicated as MSPA's

Wait what
What do you MEAN?
*not an IDE/Theory regular*

people continue to become Dani
Dani and Em have the most influence on our speech styles.
Them and AH and RN

Haha Dante posted this sometime late last night, right after Hussie died in-comic, asking, "Hold up! Who’s dead? WTF?!?!?!?!?!?"

That was my first thought. It was posted around 9:00 pm my time, while the update went up at 7:58 pm my time

oh have I posted this yet? I guess I will AGAIN

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I need to find a plugin for my computer. To plug my computer into.
I'm in a cafe and an asian girl was looking at me and this guy just shouted "AMERICANO!" and I jumped and thought he said "Americauna" like as in the chicken and I'm losing power and this soup smells funny and I have class in three hours. I have to get to a plugin.

Also I'm wondeering if maybe if there is a blackout
if maybe Hussie will endorse a presidential candidate
for ironies
(it will be a randomised sports star from Space Jam)

[Wade Wilson]

I had to vote for Homestuck in the poll. Because I want that Olive Garden money for myself.

Also it's too bad Hussie is DEAD. I'd think Dave would avenge him, but with no author writing the story Dave, and every other character wont be able to do anything. Except be trapped in a point of time. Forever.

[tippertot]

Oh hey, I just realized that 4/13 lands on a Friday this year!
*sobs gently*

[P_equals_NP]

Too bad WW he's already giving that Olive Garden money to me.

He's giving it to a random person and he's going to randomly pick me.

Speaking of food, there's a bird flying around in the computer lab and it is hilarious. It keeps trying to go through the windows and the ceiling vents. Meanwhile the door is perfectly open???

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[Wade Wilson]

P=NP why would Hussie give a food gift card to more food. You are a pear, you dont need shitty fake italian food. I do. But wait he's dead now, so even if he wins I guess no one gets the Olive Garden.

[Fish]

Oh hey, I just realized that 4/13 lands on a Friday this year!
*sobs gently*

oh man? that shit's as crazy as bananas

P=NP why would Hussie give a food gift card to more food. You are a pear, you dont need shitty fake italian food. I do. But wait he's dead now, so even if he wins I guess no one gets the Olive Garden.

Oh my god I am so offended for you Em.
This is legitimate offence.
Offended so much I am right now.

Why am I talking to Em so much right now

also if you guys missed this last night

Holly your voice is so hilariously Swedish. pfft mayonaisse isn't even english it's french
or quebecois
YOU'RE AT SCHOOL AND YOU HAVE NO BOOK??? WHAT DO THEY TEACH YOU IN SWEDEN?!?!
also no your english is excellent
just compare yourself to Sir Magician
lel specularnaodm

shit these posts are really long and this thread moves really slow

[P_equals_NP]

Oh my god I am so offended for you Em.
This is legitimate offence.
Offended so much I am right now.

Why am I talking to Em so much right now

Who cares, talking to me is a good thing.

And yeah come one WW, we all KNOW I'm not a pear anymore, which precludes having the same functions as normal human beings again. Besides why would you go to an Olive Garden to EAT of all thing? That's gross.

The Ballad of Andrew Hussie is a 'gud song'