Vriska Quarantine Thread 8+2: Vriska}{Terezi OTP

[just that guy]

in the midst of this heated battle i question how you will determine the winner

[InvertedVoid]

Winner will be determined by consulting a Magic 8 Ball.

Of course.

[just that guy]

Winner will be determined by consulting a Magic 8 Ball.

Of course.

the only question remains, how shitty will the magic 8 ball's rap awnser be?

[kaoticAntagonist]

I feel the power of rap here.


I feel...a challenge


When the day turns to night and I turn off my light,
I go to bed and yawning and thinking about my plight,
trapped in a thread, with all these screaming bitches,
colwag, and Arms, and Quirk shitting in their britches,

going on an on about this bitch called vriska,
why, i gotta ask, do they care about this shiska?
Day in and day out I gotta guard these wusses,
Dealing with the yelling, and the fights, like a damn lusus

Why am I here I ask myself every damn day,
"Im normal, Im adjusted, I got my shit straight,
Don't need no fucking cage to keep my mind irate,
I could leave today and be normal in a way
I can't leave cause theres a job, and someone has to do it,
Even if the pay is just a bunch of bullshit music."

In here time stops, and slows, and repeats,
In here time stops, time slows, and repeats,
but theres a skip every second beat,
and thats when you gotta beat,
the heads, of all the sick and diseased,
Try to make 'em better, try to make some sense,
Cause they are in an asylum that has an unclimable fence.
Locked up tight so they can't infect the normies,
Sometimes when they look outside they go cry to their homies.

Im the fucking warden, who is running this asylum,
Im not in their minds everyday but they know who has the keys,
When they are ready to be sane they come up to me and beg "please",
Freedoms all they want, and I get it, I understand,
But unfortunately the asylum is run by an unmoveable man.

[InvertedVoid]

the only question remains, how shitty will the magic 8 ball's rap awnser be?

Reply hazy,
try again later,
but you ain't gonna,
cuz' you're all just haters,
just lookin' for
a straight yes-or-no,
you think I can tell you,
all you wanna know,
but seriously,
I'm just a piece of plastic*
the bounds of my knowledge
are notoriously inelastic

BLAM!



*Or like, whatever magic 8 balls are made out of. I guess you could use a custom wood one or something? Or I guess if you use Sylladex it could be an abstract magic 8 ball made of code?

[mysteriousOutsider]

kA wins, everyone go home.

So says the OP.

[kaoticAntagonist]

kA wins, everyone go home.

So says the OP.

fuck yeah.

Hey, what were we rapping about anyway? I wasn't really paying attention.

[Conspicuous]

kA wins, everyone go home.

So says the OP.

But this is our home.

Well, it's your home at least.
I'm pretty sure I'm just visiting.
And throwing rocks at the inmates.

Like this one:

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[Dmatix]

I just wanted to say this is the best thing to ever happen to this thread.

We were settling our scores. What the scores were about is a matter of some debate. Needless to say, I won.

[mysteriousOutsider]

fuck yeah.

Hey, what were we rapping about anyway? I wasn't really paying attention.

I dunno, I only read yours.

duh

[kaoticAntagonist]

I dunno, I only read yours.

duh

Ah.

Well that makes sense.

[Dmatix]

I dunno, I only read yours.

duh

But you missed the line where I shot Vriska like Old Yeller. I was proud of that one.

[linkzeldi]

I'm in Minnesota, We have all of the Snow, ALL OF IT!

You think I'm a fluke,
But stop now and listen I've got a royal rebuke,
Playa hater better lissen,
because shit's imoprtant information to be missin'
Attention'
I'mma mention'
All these Vriskas you claim to be slayin'.
None of it means nothing, I'm just sayin'
The only Vriska was stabbed by Terezi,
and Looks like more of her we'll see,
So none of your rhymes nor verse,
Don't mean anything on here, Prospit or Derse.

BOUT TO SUCK YOU INTO MY BLIZZARD.

[just that guy]

But you missed the line where I shot Vriska like Old Yeller. I was proud of that one.

you shot her like a robot old yeller
which slowly began burning everything in sight with rocklasers.
or maybe not

[Dmatix]

Man, your Blizzard is nothing more than a game developer!

Terezi stabbed one Vriska, but I killed them all
Went Milton on her ass, made her take the Fall
Now she's burning in hell, the devil's thrall
And believe me, that ain't a stroll in the mall.
I'm the sheriff, and this is my town,
You are nothing, a wimp and clown
Better step away, before I take you down
Like I piledrived Vriska into the ground
No blue bitch is safe, in canon or fanfic
I demolish them all, snuff them out like a candle wick.

BOOM.

[Dastardly bananas]

Kill all the Vriskas you say?
Come on we all know she'll make you pay.
You've got no chance against her any day
No matter how many of those "sick rhymes" you lay.
You're like Tavros, you've got no chance
We all know she impaled him with his own lance
And threw him off a cliff without a second glance.
I'd like to see your rebuke to this
But I know you'll just try to hit and miss.

I'm a terrible rapper. I'll go back to my corner now.

[just that guy]

I'm a terrible rapper. I'll go back to my corner now.

we should rap about our corners while in our respective corners

[Dastardly bananas]

we should rap about our corners while in our respective corners

I have a feeling this is either a great idea or a bad one.

This corner it's the best
I go there when I have to rest.
So now I'll fill it with this terrible rap,
A make it look like a piece of crap.

...

I'm going with bad.

[just that guy]

I have a feeling this is either a great idea or a bad one.

This corner it's the best
I go there when I have to rest.
So now I'll fill it with this terrible rap,
A make it look like a piece of crap.

...

I'm going with bad.

bitch ain't got nuttin on this here corner
watch it 'cause my rhymes are warmer
i should probably quit in advance
i am a llama.

[Dmatix]

Kill all the Vriskas you say?
Come on we all know she'll make you pay.
You've got no chance against her any day
No matter how many of those "sick rhymes" you lay.
You're like Tavros, you've got no chance
We all know she impaled him with his own lance
And threw him off a cliff without a second glance.
I'd like to see your rebuke to this
But I know you'll just try to hit and miss.

I'm a terrible rapper. I'll go back to my corner now.

Son, this is just sad, to the corner you go. Now it's time to show you real masterly flow!

Vriksa killed Tavros, That's not very hard
He's a bull with no horns, pathetic and scarred
I'm on a whole other level, a beast from the dark
Stomping on spiders, eating them like a shark
Killing me with a lance? Chivalry's dead,
Like Vriska will be once I'm done chopping heads
I never miss, call mister resister,
Cause that bitch don't impress me, I simply dis her.

And that's how it's done.

[Zaprika]

-_-; *refrains from going rap critic* -_-;

Vriska Quarantine Thread 8+2: We got bitches all rappin' and shit up in here...-_- what the actual hell?

I can not stress enough...-_-;

Unfortunately I'm not a psychiatrist, you all will just have to live with your issues respectively.
Good day.

[Dastardly bananas]

Girl, this is just sad, to the corner you go. Now it's time to show you real masterly flow!

Vriksa killed Tavros, That's not very hard
He's a bull with no horns, pathetic and scarred
I'm on a whole other level, a beast from the dark
Stomping on spiders, eating them like a shark
Killing me with a lance? Chivalry's dead,
Like Vriska will be once I'm done chopping heads
I never miss, call mister resister,
Cause that bitch don't impress me, I simply dis her.

And that's how it's done.

FTFY

I weep under the shadow of your rap. Mine is now crap. Wait, it already was.

[kmsumrall]

Is there anything happening here or it it stiud poems I'm not going to read (I know its 'rap' don't corrext me) and people trying to bait vriska fans with stupid she is out of the story forever stuff? Its not clever or interesting, it just looks dickish.

[just that guy]

-_-; *refrains from going rap critic* -_-;

were the dmatix/link raps too bitchkicking for human eyes? da.
were the corner raps too shitty for human eyes? i think so

[Conspicuous]

Is there anything happening here or it it stiud poems I'm not going to read (I know its 'rap' don't corrext me) and people trying to bait vriska fans with stupid she is out of the story forever stuff? Its not clever or interesting, it just looks dickish.

Why would anyone do that?

Vriska will feature during the entirety of A6I4, where every aspect of her and Beta John's relationship will be explored.
It will be beautiful.