On the surface, the country seemed to have many different communication companies.
Some of them dabbled in more than one side of the business, such as phones as well as package delivery, but there was always healthy competition in any information-based field.
This was an illusion. In reality one company, Posteco, controlled every single thing even vaguely related to the business of communication.
Every little startup was quickly either bought out or, if they refused, destroyed somehow.
It's no wonder that such a company might have enemies.
In the early morning hours, before the sun had even risen, a team of malefactors took control of one of the main office hubs of the company. Now, one office stolen would hardly stagnate the operations of such a huge business. The problem was the information the miscreants were in possession of. How else would you threaten a post company but with blackmail? The demands were made completely anonymously, of course. And with the security cameras completely destroyed, all the management could do was wait on tenterhooks as the situation developed.
They managed to get one message through, however.
"Kill the perpetrators, or your lives will be forfeit along with theirs."
Inside the building, it was chaos as well.
None of them doubted the proclamation, and even those that had turned a blind eye to the shady dealings in the past couldn't ignore the reality of their current situation.
Few of them were willing to take sole responsibility for a person's death, and even fewer trusting enough to think that the killer would surely not be one of the criminals they were attempting to kill.
No, they must do this democratically.
Suggestions were quickly made and thrown out. While the industrial-grade paper shredder was efficient, it was a bitch to clean, not to mention slightly inhumane.
Eventually they managed to come back to the traditional approach, the noose.
And so began the lynchings.
STOLEN RULES (variations are bolded):
1) No editing or deleting posts. If you edit or delete your posts without good reason, you will risk being booted from the game, either through replacement or modkill.
2) Communicate with me through the use of QuickTopics – the link to which will be in the PM I will send you prior to game start.
3) Similarly, do not contact each other through use of PM at all unless I have sanctioned it. I will be the middleman for all communications unless I have specifically stated otherwise.
4) Sharing your QuickTopics is expressly forbidden. If you feel that you need to give out your QT to someone – in the game or not – write it down in your QuickTopic and I will be the judge of it. Breaking this rule may result in being booted from the game or modkilled.
5) As an extension of Rule Three, please do not talk to people not in the game. I may need them to replace in the future, and even if they do not, I would prefer for them to not have any knowledge that I have not sanctioned. If they (or you) feel that they need (or want) certain information, contact me and they MAY be granted access to the observer quicktopic.
6) No ciphers except those which have been approved by me.
7) Please Bold your Votes! As well as this, please also try to remember to unvote when you change your votes. Expect votals to be player generated, and if I or anyone else makes a mistake in them, please come forward and correct it.
8) No posting in the thread at night. Exceptions are made for lynched people to make a single “bluh” post with perhaps a “good luck” and a “have fun”, but with no information included!
9) After you die, you may make 1 (one) “bluh” post containing no information.
10) I'm generally amicable to extending deadlines, but you should assume that unless I say otherwise, when its scheduled to end it will end. If a no lynch or missed night action occurs, so be it. Mandatory actions will be randomized if a target is not selected.
11) Do not massclaim. I have attempted to make this very unlikely to help you.
12) Make at least one post per game day. If you do not adhere to this rule without prior forewarning, you can and will be replaced. Ideally you should post every 24 hours or so rather than every game day.
13) No direct copy/pasting from QuickTopics or Roles. Paraphrasing is fine, but don’t quote.
14) “Karkat-Rule” – don’t fake day-activations you don’t have.
15) “Karkat Rule 2” – If a day activation that ends the day is claimed, act as though the day has ended, at least until I have posted otherwise.
16) Play to your win condition, but
17) Above all, have fun, and do not get in the way of others having fun. This overrides even rule 16.
1. There will be no game-ending jesters.
2. Alignments will not be able to change by any means.
3. There is no obliterator.
4. There are no mafia spies.
5. This set-up was looked over by Solaris, Palamedes, and GenetiXientist.
6. I want to try and write some good flavor for this game, so please send me 3 names to pick from after you sign up.
7. There may be some communication-based roles in this game.
SIGNUPS (FULL): 1. absolute "an actual bear" "beruru" Certainty- DIED NIGHT SIX 2. Red709- DIED TO A LYNCH DAY ONE 3. Fragowump- DIED TO A LYNCH DAY FOUR 4. curiousCat (was ~ATH)- DIED NIGHT SIX
6. seastormjt (was Paranoia)
7. Mirdini 8. Doofaeus- DIED NIGHT ONE 9. dynamicEquilibrium- DIED NIGHT FOUR
10. IntoxicatingStarlight 11. Grutor- DIED NIGHT TWO 12. Inoxfy- DIED TO A LYNCH DAY FIVE
13. Foerumokaz 14. Pharas- DIED NIGHT FOUR 15. DecidedlyDevious- DIED TO A LYNCH DAY TWO 16. armoredSkunk- DIED NIGHT TWO 17. Eidolonic- DIED NIGHT TWO
18. feralFantom 19. Zatch- DIED TO A LYNCH DAY THREE 20. rogue of void- MODKILLED DAY SIX 21. MisterVisceral- DIED NIGHT THREE 22. Laset*- DIED NIGHT THREE
4. El Ninja Monkey
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Originally Posted by absoluteCertainty
why is everyone roleclaiming
seriously if there is an obliterate tomorrow
and the next day
and the next day
and the day after that
14:26 <Deceptive> Once you get sucked into the vortex of mafia it is hard to escape.
22:46 CheeseDeluxe I was right about Patashu the whole time
22:46 CheeseDeluxe And nobody gave a damn
22:46 CheeseDeluxe ;^;
22:46 PrimeIntellect of course not
22:46 PrimeIntellect i was hungry
20:25 TallyBot No votes have been cast.
20:25 TallyBot A majority has been reached.
20:25 TallyBot beruru has died.
20:25 Trout Tallybot: "A no lynch? fuck that, kill beru."
22:27 ACionyx: 3 ( Sotek Trout Zatch ).
22:27 TallyBot A majority has been reached.
22:27 TallyBot nolynch has died.
11:01 Godbot LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
11:01 Godbot that is your victory call
11:01 Godbot it's right here in my field guide
11:01 Godbot I have this little whistle to mimic your call
11:01 Godbot and some earplugs
Originally Posted by Epamynondas
Remember when you were in school, and half of the class was talking, and the teacher told you to shut up, and you answered that everybody else was talking too?
Remember when the teacher asked you how that changed the fact that you were talking?
Yeah, it's the same.
Except this time you'll die.
23:19 Sotek beru is only happy if she can make people eat words >:|
23:19 Sotek IT IS THE ONLY WAY SHE KNOWS JOY
Originally Posted by Sotek
Originally Posted by Chumpy
nick cage represents sanity
When does this happen?
when it is covered in bees
16:28 Patashu the only reason why you people die n1 is because you're the only people who know how to play mafia here
22:08 curiousCat I just keep going
22:08 curiousCat like an energizer bunny
22:08 curiousCat but like
22:09 curiousCat made of rotting flesh
19:58 Chirality "Hey Chiral, you now are supposed to have sick fetishes"
19:58 Watts Have an oblit fetish then
19:58 Chirality I got over it
19:58 Chirality When there was no one else to oblit
20:32 Chirality Physicists keep talking about space-time
20:32 Chirality It's actually space-derp-time
20:32 Chirality derp is an integral part of the universe
20:41 x1372 "The sacrifice is a gun that the witches accidentally shoot themselves in the foot with."
20:41 x1372 "the angel protection vote is more akin to a pillow"
20:41 curiousCat uh, no
20:41 x1372 "chumpy just used that pillow to decapitate the priest"
20:41 curiousCat The sacrifice is a gun the witches were using to intentionally shoot themselves in the foot with.
20:42 curiousCat P:
20:42 x1372 well
20:42 x1372 its just a good thing that's never become an issue in any of the dersehunt games
20:42 x1372 ANYWAY.
Originally Posted by Chirality
Never. Try. To. Control. Killers.
That would be all.
[23:23] <x1372> chiral isn't happy with victory
[23:23] <x1372> he's only happy when the moderator is weeping
<Wattz> Some people want to be the master of scumhuntmon
<Wattz> No fuck that
<Wattz> I wanna kill 'em all
<Wattz> Jan Valentine standin' proud on a charred mountain of blood and guts
<Wattz> scratchin' his crotch and smokin' a cigar
<Wattz> "Welp, time to go home and masturbate"
<Wattz> Like he always promised ;w;
<Wattz> Sotek should be banned from tournament play
<Trout> Sotek is the zapdos/pit of mafia
<gloomyMoron> Are there any minors here? Because this conversation is gold. But like gold that's been covered in feces and is filthy, but I can't tell whether it's hilarious or sad.
<Wattz> We would like to take this opportunity to remind you that the IRC cannot speak.
<Wattz> In the event that the IRC does speak, we urge you to disregard its advice.
[01:32] <Wattz> I can finger exactly one scum based on pretty much nothing
[22:40] <Chirality> werupu?
[22:40] <Chirality> Is that the evil self of Beruru
[22:40] <Chirality> Oh wait, Beruru is the evil self
[21:47] <Chirality> And on Beru's side, I think that she'd try to take down the Harper government before going for one city in a country she doesn't live in
[21:48] <Blueberry> well harper isn't the mafia is he
[21:48] <Chirality> Of course he is
<Brocrates> have you seen a diagram of female sexual organs
<Brocrates> ^u^ is that
<Loather> only diagrams, bro
<Loather> only diagrams
[01:58] <Chirality> But, Yes beru
[01:58] <Chirality> You should be having adventure time in your bed now
[20:11] <soundlyParanoid> BUSTED LIKE A FIVE DOLLAR WHORE GOING DOWN ON AN UNDERCOVER POLICEMAN
[21:54] <Sotek> I successfully ate food without any getting into my hole!
<Jacquerel> turns out mafia was throwing soiled toilet paper at a giant crocodile
<Acionyx> PLEASE GOD(FATHER)
<Acionyx> JUST ONE VOTE
<beruru> you're the godfather
[20:53] <DeceptiveGM> Prime was...
[20:53] -->| Schazer (~Schazer@126.96.36.199) has joined #mspafia
[20:53] <Acionyx> PRIME WAS SCHAZER
[13:50] <CheeseDeluxe> You're fucking an /entire/ zoo?
[13:50] <CheeseDeluxe> that's gonna be hard :x
[13:51] <Acionyx> well it's kind of hard to do soft
[16:45] <Watts> If there was an internet equivalent to pantsing you could do it to me and I would prance about with my virtual ding-dong wobbling around
<Tallybot> beruru rides like a mechanical bull!
[18:59] <GenetiXientist> I'M JUST MAKING AN OBSERVATION
[18:59] <soundlyParanoid> THAT WON'T SAVE YOU FROM SARCASTIC REMARKS
[18:59] <GenetiXientist> WHY NOT?
[19:00] <soundlyParanoid> Y NOT GOT LYNCHED
[23:38] PrimeIntellect my pain
[23:38] PrimeIntellect is unbearable
[23:38] PrimeIntellect unberuable
[23:38] PrimeIntellect i cannot beru it
Originally Posted by imperviousScofflaw
I understand that my role is too bad-ass and you think that I can't possibly be what I claim, but I am NOBUNAGA, MOTHERFUCKERS. I DON'T GIVE SHITS, I CONQUER THEM.
17:44 Eidolonic Has anyone that I remotely trust with my mental health looked over the setup?
17:45 Eidolonic It's not that I don't trust you, Tea, it's just
17:45 Deceptive you don't trust tea with your mental health?
17:45 Eidolonic Would you?
17:45 Deceptive oh god no
17:46 Eidolonic It's like when I had sex with your mother, and felt like my dick was on fire.
17:46 Eidolonic Firections.
17:46 Eidolonic Hm.
Originally Posted by absoluteCertainty
obviously i am the pants charmer
i play my flute
the pants come off
Self-Hate City, Internal Anger and Depression District
Re: Postfia: a mafia that's all about talking
SHIT WAIT FOR ME
IN in if you didn't guess
(I always get either black/blue or Red/blue, lol)
22:18 beruru red
22:18 beruru is the oblit magnet
Originally Posted by Solaris
red is the worst lynch because he is obviously the anti-wojjan GOSH
15:19 Red709 but sol weren't you listening I almost literally CAN'T gain weight
15:19 Red709 really fucking fast metabolism
15:19 Solaris okay but
15:19 Solaris going bowser
15:19 Solaris means literally eating a town
15:20 Red709 hmmmmmmmmm
15:20 Red709 depends on what town
15:20 Red709 and how much barbecue sauce I'd be allowed to use
15:24 Red709 This conversation is quite silly
15:25 Solaris well who the hell do you think you are talking to
15:25 Solaris puts on sunglasses and shoots Mirdini IN THE FACE
Originally Posted by #Mspafia
13:01 ProfessorLizzard I am magic
13:01 Red709 you're a walrus
13:01 x1372 I was going to go with school bus
13:01 ProfessorLizzard a //magic// walrus
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds x1372> ya know, come to think of it, shouldn't the townies have an easy time IDing the witches due to how TIRED they would be after staying up 5 consecutive nights?
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds ^omg
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds that explains lurkers
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds they witches arent lurking /they're sleeping/
Originally Posted by Airey
this is me, sitting here, doing nothing, just watching a cat who thinks its a mobster fighting a hippy that thinks its a cat.
01:24 Deceptive my body is ready
01:24 Deceptive for your body not being ready
NOTICE: Please please please do not call me Mathy or Mathie. I dunno, they just feel sort of condescending. You can call me by an assortment of other things, however.
Read this wonderful story by the wonderful Menek:
It's Sigquote Time:
Originally Posted by Slayer0
Originally Posted by Solaris
Here it is. The best post in Dersehunt.
Originally Posted by IRC
[21:59] <Deceptive> oh man math is gone
[22:00] <Deceptive> pretty sure math is integral to the universe
[22:00] <Deceptive> so basicly
[22:00] <Deceptive> we're fucked
[22:00] <Deceptive> which i could say it was nice knowing you all
[22:00] <Deceptive> but eh, we played mafia together
[22:00] <Deceptive> enough said
[22:02] <Jacquerel> mathia
[22:02] <Jacquerel> the natural numbers versus the unholy /negatives/
[22:03] <Jacquerel> I obliterate Mirdini as -3
Now that Seedy's expanded the empty player slots to correctly reflect the number of people she wants for this (which was always listed at the top of the player list, but I think myself and many others missed that!), more people should join this!