MSPA Kombat Tournament 2 - Electric Boogaloo

[Galloglasses]

Brutarr: dont notice she isnt taking damage continue attacking

>Brutarr: Resume slashing the beast into ribbons! That usually works. Unless they force you to solve riddles first but that's not the case right now.

YOU. ARE.
TRYING.

Brutarr: Eat her health bar.

You have no idea what a health bar actually is, but being a barbarian, you don't know that it isnt actually a thing so you try to eat it anyway.

Its as hard as wood.

Or just snap it in half over your knee or something. You know, whatever.

You give it your best shot with Gorehack, but you only succeed in breaking the blackness of the healthbar, You are sure this has achieved absolutely nothing.

NO-NO PLACE HAS NOW LOST IMMORTALITY

>Galloglasses: Be freed of the monster due to HOLY HAND GRENADE. (see shenanigan thread) Retrieve Canon Cannon from wherever.

You are now briefly Galloglasses

and you are fucking terrified.

A creation's creative power is so strong that it can engulf and destroy a creative creature itself

even one with eldritch powers such as you

which you are now learning

the hard way

by being digested in the basest imaginative depths of a little girl

forever


You see forever, things man was not meant to know

you now know the face of the meta for you are travelling its recurse

that of the meta succumbing to the creation of a creation which is a reflection of the real

You have seen the sights of gods

You-


Are wondering just what in the blue bloody hell is causing that ticking noi-


OH FU-


NO-NO PLACE HAS BEEN SLAIN
-uuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK


KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


Demonsul: Do you think we should-
Ford: Nah, fuck 'im

Brutarr: Rip Chastity from the beast and eat her like a some awesome guy would do to his enemys hearts!

Brutarr: Come here you
Oh dear

Try eating her

Brutarr: You know, you put up alot of fight, I shall eat you now and consume your power, just like I did with Gutt

> Chastity:

fuck you OuO

Fuck your shit
Brutarr: What the deuce?


I must go now, this little play date really tuckered me out


I must go back to my No-No place now, it'll be nice and quiet there after all this. Goodbye


zzzzzzzzz


Kingmaker: Does... does this mean Brutarr wins?






Nataze: ...Yyyyyyyyyyyyyesss?


KOMBATENT BRUTARR HAS WON THE DAY


CHOOSE YOUR NEXT KOMBATENTS

[DairunCates]

My OCD demands Sam vs. CC for symmetry's sake.

[Solaris]

JAY VERSES AI

[Fuade]

>You could probably still eat her you know.

[ProfessorLizzard]

Manman VS Sarah : o

[Whimbrel]

Oh, yes. Man-Man vs Sarah Sparks

[Jovian]

Sara and Manman go go go

[PersonPerson]

Those last 3 posts.^

[Dalmationer]

Ed vs Paranoir lass!

[wolftamer9]

Seconding Sam Vs. CC here.

[thetoastking]

Sam and CC.

[Fuade]

Man Man and Sarah

[Zolen]

Man-Man vs Sarah

>I second the vote to try eating her anyway.

[Kaynato]

OH MAN, JAY VERSUS AI, UP AND BATTLE!

[Wacom Guy]

Man-Man vs Sarah

This

[Lawface]

I don't have a suggestion for the next kombat. I just want to bask in the glory of my victory.

[ponytailArtist]

I don't have a suggestion for the next kombat. I just want to bask in the glory of my victory.

You're welcome.

Let's see the Jay fight nao. Or Man-man, whichever.

[Varkarrus]

Sonnette Vs. Sam... somehow.

[ProfessorLizzard]

Sonnette Vs. Sam... somehow.

To select that, first Sam will have to defeat CC, and Sonnet has to defeat Fairy Queen. Hmmmm, I am not sure about the chances. :O

[Zolen]

I could imagine Sonnet beating the Fairy Queen. Then again I have no knowledge of either of them before I stumbled upon this spot of the forum.

[Godbot]

Sam vs. Sonnet actually sounds really interesting, since it would be a sysadmin fighting someone who can inhabit computers or something, but we shouldn't plan the outcomes of fights around fights that we'll want to see later. That isn't really fair to the other characters.

Sara vs. Man-Man sounds good.

[Neopie]

The Girl From Magic Maker vs Jay!

[Galloglasses]

Fan Shenanigans Thread ll Kombat Chatroom

Nataze: And now, for our next match, from the red gate itsss:

Nataze: Man-Man!


"JUSTICE!"

Nataze: Aaaaaand all the way from an earth you may not remember iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiits:

Nataze: Sarah from Spark!


"I Guess I should step out here now? Oh God, I hope nothing like the last fight happens."

Nataze: Would the Kombatents kindly meet in the center of the Arena.


Nataze: Hey Kingmaker, put me down for 50 for the girl to win
Kingmaker: Hey-
Nataze: Don't give me that neutrality shit, you bet too, just like last time.
Kingmaker: I was just going to say I think the smart money is on the stick man
Nataze: Nah man, this girl has like crasy eldritch powers or some shit? Judging by the last fight, that seems to be a safe bet.
Kingmaker: Wouldn't count on it, I seent he universe the stick guy is from, he's got some tricks up his sleeves.
Nataze: Whatever
Pharmacy: Can I get in on this?
Demonsul: Slaves can't bet on fights, we're staff
Ford: Put some money down you pussy
Sega: When's Gallo gonna get back?
Ford: Nobody Cares.



ADDENDUM:
You may bet an overdraft of 100 extra tabs 'burrowed from the first interstellar bank of Galloglasses. Maximum borrow is 100 tabs. If you win by the bet you will owe Gallo the amount of tabs you burrowed. if you lose you still owe that same amount of tabs borrowed.

If you are in debt you may borrow again to attempt to bet your way out of debt.

Nothing can go wrong

I promise

=]

[Jacquerel]

26 tabs on the girl

[Neopie]

25 on Sarah.