This will usually result in either me or one of my slavesstaff characters (who have already been picked) will intervene and try to get the fan out of the ring as soon as possible, which will be fully addressed in the RP thread and addressed only peripherally in the actual thread. I will only give leeway in such scenarios if the interaction actually makes the fight more interesting for all involved which will be subject to my discretion.
Why is absolutely noone reading the rules?
Or reading the part about the contestants already having been picked for that matter?
I immediately noticed that 95% of everyone on the opposite side of every argument were complete idiots. After a while, however, I started to realise that 90% of everyone on my side of every argument were also idiots. Then I realised that statistically, that meant there is a 90% chance that I am an idiot. And now I don't post on the Bioware forums anymore.
who is Noone and why shouldn't he be reading the rules?
Is Noone a friend of Alot?
He's the guy that gets shafted for the blame for everything but never has to deal with it due in part to his existential crisis of not actually being a thing that is real.
Or is that Nobody? Can never keep the fuckers straight in my head. Pretty sure they're twins at the very least.
Ah, well, that was just a LOVELY wedding, but I think I've delayed the inevitable for long enough
Now I do have the stadium and other such minutiae taken care of, now all thats left is to snag up some TOTALLY WILLING AND CONSENTING ADULTS for some MANDATORY VOLUNTEER WORK as my staff to do all my busy work for me.
Ford: So then he was like, "Aw mang, gotta do this thing"
Ha ha! Slavery!
Ford: .... fuck
Meanwhile, back in the void
Right, so you guys sit right there and take care of who gets in and who doesn't, I am going through the portal to take care of some things.
Ford: So what are we basing our decisions on?
You base them on who looks like they'll actually put up something of a fight.
Demonsul, open the Entrant portal a crack, now be careful there are a fuck ton of characters who've been put forward by people, so be sure to-
Demonsul: All right, all right, you bloody git, I know how to open a blooming door
Demonsul: Can't be that m-
I TOLD YOU TO BE CAREFUL, I TOLD YOU TO BE FUCKING CAREFUL
Demonsul: OH GOD THEY'RE EVERYWHERE
After they organised everyone into a que
The staff went through the long, slogging process of weeding out the suitable characters for the tournament
Some took rejections better then others
Ford: What the fuck are you supposed to be?
What the fuck do I look like you goddamn whoreson
Ford: Lost, you sure you aren't supposed to be sniffing flowers or some other pansy shit?
Oh, OH, how about you call me a pansy again
call me a pansy
Ford: Nah. Not in the habit of repeating myself
call me a fucking pansy
I fucking dare you
Ford: Get the fuck out.
Of course, there was also inter-office conflict to contend with
Sega: I am not sure I am comfortable with you adopting a fansona of a Character race I created, uncomfortable and slightly aroused
Demonsul: Would you prefer if I was a pony?
Sega: My Demonsul.
And Human Resources issues
Ok, so when the bodyparts fall down from the medical chutes in the roof, you stick them together as best you can
Pharmacy: why are there no doors
And if you dont know where something goes, stick it onto the side of what appears to be a torso, usually works
Pharmacy: WHY ARE THERE NO DOORS
-l At long last the Kombatents where decided upon l-
From the depths of the Forum Adventures comes....
Ai sasaki, from Magic Maker!
Ford: Who let the underage kid i-
Sam and his coach Rick from Superego!
Sega: Two characters?
High demand, Sam is the only one fighting though
Sonnet, from Songs we sing!
Ford: Ok, one more of these things and GenTrigger can legitimately sue us for copyright infringement
Not my fault I couldn't find other character references for Sega and Pharmacy
Concerned Citizen, from Water Works!
Sega: This must be ridiculously easy to draw
MAN MAN, from MAN-MAN!
Ford: Ok, now this is just getting all kinds of silly-easy to draw
Sara Spark, from Spark!
Demonsul: There we go
Ford: Much harder to draw
Sega: Its even got the spikey bits and everything DIE IN A FIRE YOU BASTARDS
Jay, from Convergence!
Why does this little bastard seem so damn familiar...
And last but certainly not least, Aisling Grendel, from Faerie Queen!
Demonsul: Oh God, crasy woman with a knife
Ford: Regular Thursday night for me really
From the primordial ooze that is the Cradle subforum comes...
Disgruntled Denizen, from Steelworks!
Ford: We'll never let you outlive your past, Sega
Sega: My Ford :>
Ford: Get the fuck off me you troglodyte
Brutarr the Bold, from Ballad of Barbarism!
Well, I know who I am betting on in the first round.
We have... we have... uh... um... some girl..... Girl from Paranoir!
Demonsul: How the hell did she sneak in?
Pharmacy: I'll prepare the ward
Chastity, from Session 13!
Ford: You're a creepy little bitch, you know that?
Edd Ebb, from 88!
Ford: Just gonna go ahead and put all of my money on the scary voodoo motherfucker
Branch T. Williams, from Stigma!
Demonsul: Oh yeah, this guy looks legit
Sumisu Jou, from Herobreak!
Sega: I guess I put my money on the guy with the swords?
And last but not least, Walter Valentine, from Waiter Quest!
I think that'll do for now.
The gates are opening, the stage is set
Lets get this tournament started
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Choose your first battle
Last edited by Galloglasses; 04-17-2012 at 05:10 PM.
Spoilered are the Fan resources which will be openly displayed in shenanigens thread
Nataze: Ok, few notes before we begin, you have all been given maps of the stadium for your safety, heh
Nataze: We are all on an asteroid, again, floating through space, again. Please try not to leave the asteroid or you risk leaving the magitech sphere of breathability and you will suffocate and die. No exceptions.
Nataze: Now on your map, you will have a key showing you the sections of the stadium complex, the Front Hall will be were the confection and merchandise stands are located. Please take note of the guest hotels.
Nataze: If you'll turn the Map around, you will see the layout of the stadium's underbelly where our STATE OF THE ART AND UP TO FEDERAL REGULATIONS medical facility will take care of any and all injuries characters sustain through the course of the tournament. No access to Spectators, our apologies, as well as rooms for the Kombatents.
Nataze: Plebian seats are numerous and free of charge for access.
Nataze: Tower box seats are not free however, and are much more limited, as there are only 6 boxes.
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