MSPA Kombat Tournament 2 - Electric Boogaloo

[Mongoose327]

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This will usually result in either me or one of my slavesstaff characters (who have already been picked) will intervene and try to get the fan out of the ring as soon as possible, which will be fully addressed in the RP thread and addressed only peripherally in the actual thread. I will only give leeway in such scenarios if the interaction actually makes the fight more interesting for all involved which will be subject to my discretion.

I DEMAND THAT BATMAN BE A BOUNCER.

[Galloglasses]

Update:

Because I am a retard who cant count, the official number of Kombatents is going to be 16 in total so we can have a nice even fighter board layout.

Progress on the actual first post of the Tournament season is well underway and the Kombatents themselves have been chosen. Resources for the RP thread will be up momentarily.

[CzBacklash]

Nevermind. As you were.

[hero122]

Arol/Kate from New Kid

Sam from Superego
man-man from Man Man.
And Kanaya from Heartstuck.
Edit:
Oh yeah!
Fiorella Petrucci - Mythos

[MalkyTop]

Dudes, he's not accepting suggestions anymore. He's already chosen them. (Besides he's not choosing any characters related to Homestuck or other media-related stuff.)

[Druplesnubb]

Why is absolutely noone reading the rules?
Or reading the part about the contestants already having been picked for that matter?

[Destruction Dragon 360]

Why is absolutely noone reading the rules?

I cross-referenced and was about to do an edit when I realized my suggestions were irrelevant.

[Dalmationer]

who is Noone and why shouldn't he be reading the rules?

Is Noone a friend of Alot?

[Destruction Dragon 360]

who is Noone and why shouldn't he be reading the rules?

Is Noone a friend of Alot?

He's the guy that gets shafted for the blame for everything but never has to deal with it due in part to his existential crisis of not actually being a thing that is real.
Or is that Nobody? Can never keep the fuckers straight in my head. Pretty sure they're twins at the very least.

[Dalmationer]

ah I get you. Noone shouldn't be reading the rules because if he reads them, he knows what not to do. This means he can do it.

duggnubbit! blast that no good noone and his petulant mannerisms.

[Galloglasses]

Fan Shenanigans Thread ll Kombat Chatroom

Ah, well, that was just a LOVELY wedding, but I think I've delayed the inevitable for long enough


Now I do have the stadium and other such minutiae taken care of, now all thats left is to snag up some TOTALLY WILLING AND CONSENTING ADULTS for some MANDATORY VOLUNTEER WORK as my staff to do all my busy work for me.


Ford: So then he was like, "Aw mang, gotta do this thing"


Ha ha! Slavery!
Ford: .... fuck
Sega: :<

Meanwhile, back in the void

Right, so you guys sit right there and take care of who gets in and who doesn't, I am going through the portal to take care of some things.
Ford: So what are we basing our decisions on?
You base them on who looks like they'll actually put up something of a fight.


Demonsul, open the Entrant portal a crack, now be careful there are a fuck ton of characters who've been put forward by people, so be sure to-
Demonsul: All right, all right, you bloody git, I know how to open a blooming door


Demonsul: Can't be that m-







I TOLD YOU TO BE CAREFUL, I TOLD YOU TO BE FUCKING CAREFUL
Demonsul: OH GOD THEY'RE EVERYWHERE

After they organised everyone into a que

The staff went through the long, slogging process of weeding out the suitable characters for the tournament

Some took rejections better then others

Ford: What the fuck are you supposed to be?


What the fuck do I look like you goddamn whoreson


Ford: Lost, you sure you aren't supposed to be sniffing flowers or some other pansy shit?


Oh, OH, how about you call me a pansy again

Go on

call me a pansy


Ford: Nah. Not in the habit of repeating myself


Go on,

call me a fucking pansy

I fucking dare you







Ford: Pansy...











Ford: Get the fuck out.


Of course, there was also inter-office conflict to contend with

Sega: I am not sure I am comfortable with you adopting a fansona of a Character race I created, uncomfortable and slightly aroused


Demonsul: Would you prefer if I was a pony?





Sega: My Demonsul.

And Human Resources issues

Ok, so when the bodyparts fall down from the medical chutes in the roof, you stick them together as best you can
Pharmacy: why are there no doors
And if you dont know where something goes, stick it onto the side of what appears to be a torso, usually works
Pharmacy: WHY ARE THERE NO DOORS

-l At long last the Kombatents where decided upon l-

From the depths of the Forum Adventures comes....


Ai sasaki, from Magic Maker!

Ford: Who let the underage kid i-
Demonsul: Sega
Sega: Sega
Pharmacy: Hey!


Sam and his coach Rick from Superego!

Sega: Two characters?
High demand, Sam is the only one fighting though


Sonnet, from Songs we sing!

Ford: Ok, one more of these things and GenTrigger can legitimately sue us for copyright infringement
Not my fault I couldn't find other character references for Sega and Pharmacy


Concerned Citizen, from Water Works!

Sega: This must be ridiculously easy to draw


MAN MAN, from MAN-MAN!

Ford: Ok, now this is just getting all kinds of silly-easy to draw


Sara Spark, from Spark!

Demonsul: There we go
Ford: Much harder to draw
Sega: Its even got the spikey bits and everything
DIE IN A FIRE YOU BASTARDS


Jay, from Convergence!

Why does this little bastard seem so damn familiar...


And last but certainly not least, Aisling Grendel, from Faerie Queen!

Demonsul: Oh God, crasy woman with a knife
Ford: Regular Thursday night for me really


From the primordial ooze that is the Cradle subforum comes...


Disgruntled Denizen, from Steelworks!

Ford: We'll never let you outlive your past, Sega
Sega: My Ford :>
Ford: Get the fuck off me you troglodyte


Brutarr the Bold, from Ballad of Barbarism!

Well, I know who I am betting on in the first round.


We have... we have... uh... um... some girl..... Girl from Paranoir!

Demonsul: How the hell did she sneak in?
Pharmacy: I'll prepare the ward


Chastity, from Session 13!

Ford: You're a creepy little bitch, you know that?


Edd Ebb, from 88!

...
Sega: ...
Demonsul: ...
Pharmacy: ...
Ford: Just gonna go ahead and put all of my money on the scary voodoo motherfucker


Branch T. Williams, from Stigma!

Demonsul: Oh yeah, this guy looks legit


Sumisu Jou, from Herobreak!

Sega: I guess I put my money on the guy with the swords?


And last but not least, Walter Valentine, from Waiter Quest!

I think that'll do for now.



The gates are opening, the stage is set


Lets get this tournament started


Click here for the tournament Leaderboards

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Choose your first battle

[DairunCates]

Well, as much as I'd like to see some battles. I'm all in favor of basic organization. Top down one from left side, one from right side. That way we avoid having people fighting twice in a row later.

...Or if no one likes organization, put one vote in for Sam and CC (Gotta save Edd Ebb and Ai Sasaki vs. Jay fights for Sweeps).

[Galloglasses]

Spoilered are the Fan resources which will be openly displayed in shenanigens thread

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Nataze: Ok, few notes before we begin, you have all been given maps of the stadium for your safety, heh


Nataze: We are all on an asteroid, again, floating through space, again. Please try not to leave the asteroid or you risk leaving the magitech sphere of breathability and you will suffocate and die. No exceptions.


Nataze: Now on your map, you will have a key showing you the sections of the stadium complex, the Front Hall will be were the confection and merchandise stands are located. Please take note of the guest hotels.


Nataze: If you'll turn the Map around, you will see the layout of the stadium's underbelly where our STATE OF THE ART AND UP TO FEDERAL REGULATIONS medical facility will take care of any and all injuries characters sustain through the course of the tournament. No access to Spectators, our apologies, as well as rooms for the Kombatents.


Nataze: Plebian seats are numerous and free of charge for access.


Nataze: Tower box seats are not free however, and are much more limited, as there are only 6 boxes.


Nataze: Our betting office is open at all times and cheating will result in INDENTURED SERVITUDE


Nataze: Our dedicated Janitor staff ensures you will have a clean and hygenic stay with us/ Please enjoy your stay


Sir! The guests are arriving


IT. BEGINS.

[Whimbrel]

Let's see a cradle battle first!

WALTER VS WARRIOR!

[ProfessorLizzard]

THE ONE WITH RICK.

[Solaris]

SCARY VOODOO MOTHERFUCKER VERSES A LITTLE GIRL FTW

I GOT A LOT RIDIN ON YA EDD
YA MY BOI
YA BETTER WIN OR ELSE
DONT MAKE ME STICK AN UNMENTIONABLE UP YOUR BUM

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Lesse....
I was the first to put up...

DD
EDD EBB
MAN MAN
and
WALTER

yeaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Galloglasses]

Also I feel I should point out, the wedding in the first panel was a reference to my brother's wedding this past Easter, not that silly Hussie thing going on with vriska

[Solaris]

Congrats to him!

[Mongoose327]

I am pleased with this, but I am noticing a lack of Batman and his inc sacs.

As you know, this is of cosmic importance; I should not have to stress how badly you need Inc-Sac Batman in your tournament.

With enough planning, he could kill you.

He Could.

[Jovian]

Brutarr vs Chastity.

I gotta see this.

[wolftamer9]

Brutarr Vs. Chastity. I'd love to see a hulking barbarian be scarred for life.

[PersonPerson]

Brutarr Vs. Chastity
Or
Edd Ebb Vs. Paranoir Girl


Double-post deleted.

[wolftamer9]

Brutarr Vs. Chastity
Or
Edd Ebb Vs. Paranoir Girl

You can delete double posts, you know. Also, Edd is gonna scream/swear that girl to death without even touching her.

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For audience shenanigans, can any space-warping combat-hotels land/teleport onto this meteor? Won't interfere with the tournament, but I can't guarantee there won't be any other fights going on.

[Askia]

Edd Ebb vs girl from paranoir

[Kaynato]

Sam Vs. Chastity.

It actually makes a lot of sense.

Sort... of.