Gnomestuck: It's like Homestuck, but with Gnomes

[Qmark]

Backflip away from the flamingo.

Kick Flamingo Jacob in his metal penis

EAT PORCELIN MOTHERFUCKER

>: File assault charges against the flamingo! That pink menace won't get away with such a blatant flouting of your indomitable rights!

That tears it! You tell Flamingo Jacob that he can expect to hear from your lawyer! But first, you need to go retrieve your head from inside that house.

And also you should probably hire a lawyer.

flamingo eat his soul!!!

Don't be ridiculous. Sure, that flamingo is unsettling, but there's no reason to think that it would be able toohgodwhatishappening



ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit

The flamingo is totally eating your soul.

flamingo head: get attached to nosemouths body

Your torso has been assimilated by Flamingo Jacob. With your body now serving as a puppet under his control, the plastic fiend prepares to rain destruction down upon the unsuspecting inhabitants of this world as an offering for his dark masters.


>Next



You are now NOSEMOUTH'S HEAD.

Somehow after crashing through that window you ended up bouncing into your owner's KITCHEN. As far as lawn ornaments go, you are most definately a stranger in a strange land here.

What will you do?

[OrangeAipom]

find Shirtpants
roll around

[Lawface]

you can't backflip without legs, this is the worst fate. Sink into depression.

[negativeProximity]

Scream.


Annoyingly.


The loudest most annoyingest scream gnomely possible.

Yes.

[Mibbs]

check out whats in the oven

[Voices]

Rifle through the fridge, be sure and put the milk carton back empty.

[Naristar]

Roll tword, and Drink all the booze

[Gana0]

find Shirtpants
roll around

[Qmark]

find Shirtpants
roll around

Shirtpants?

You're not entirely sure what that means. Even so, you decide to start rolling around the kitchen to get a better feel for your surroundings.

check out whats in the oven

You're just going to pretend you didn't see that.

you can't backflip without legs, this is the worst fate. Sink into depression.

Stranded in this strange place without your body, you feel the dark clouds of sorrow engulf you. Truly, you are in hell.

Roll tword, and Drink all the booze

Feeling down, you decide there's nothing left to do but drown your sorrows. Maybe your owner has some alcohol in this fridge.

Rifle through the fridge, be sure and put the milk carton back empty.

Unfortunately, you couldn't find any booze in the fridge. Instead, your owner seems to have stocked it with serveral cartons of ORGANIC LOW-FAT MILK. You make sure to drink every last carton dry so you can put them back in the fridge once they've been emptied.

Scream.


Annoyingly.


The loudest most annoyingest scream gnomely possible.

Yes.

You don't see any reason why not to. Besides, maybe it'll help cheer you up a bit.



You give the loudest, most annoying gnomish scream you can muster. Not bad for a guy with no lungs, if you say so yourself.

>Next



Meanwhile, somewhere within this house, a TATTERED RAGDOLL awakes to a strange and irritating noise.

Although this stuffed toy has been a treasured heirloom in her owner's family for generations, it is only today that she has been given a mind of her own through some mysterious chain reaction of occurrences.

Before she begins to investigate this, however, she will need a NAME. What will her name be?

[Mibbs]

Mibbs

[Naristar]

Susie

[Lawface]

Suzianna

[Druplesnubb]

Haireyes

[DMMMMMK]

Definitely Mibbs.

[N-ARF]

>: Floral Damask

[negativeProximity]

I'ma gunna third Mibbs.

That, or Lady Suzanna Isabella Mibbsly Quentinshire the Third

Also known as Mibbs.

[Qmark]

Mibbs

Definitely Mibbs.

I'ma gunna third Mibbs.

That, or Lady Suzanna Isabella Mibbsly Quentinshire the Third

Also known as Mibbs.

From this point forward, your name shall be MIBBS.

You tried to type in the name LADY SUZANNA ISABELLA MIBBSLY QUETINSHIRE THE THIRD, but it unfortunately ended up exceeding your given CHARACTER LIMIT. You decide that Mibbs is probably easier to say anyways.

>Next



Looking around with your solitary eye, you discover that you are currently in some sort of SEWING ROOM. Your OWNER probably intended to stitch up some of your old seams before you mysteriously came to life. At the moment, however, your owner is nowhere to be found, so this will probably have to wait.

What will you do?

[Wessolf27]

>Search for buttons

[negativeProximity]

investigate irritating noise

Bring weapons. A doll can never be too prepared to defend herself itself.

[Mibbs]

As a Mibbs you are expected to be totally radical at all times. Do a kickflip.

[Gana0]

Pretend to be a gnome

[Voices]

> Quickly rise to the top of the social order in absence of an established political system. Silently discredit any and all who oppose your reign.

[Naristar]

Look for your other eye!

[DMMMMMK]

Cat: Wreak Havoc on Mibbs

[Qmark]

As a Mibbs you are expected to be totally radical at all times. Do a kickflip.

You consider doing a kickflip to prove just how radical you are, but then you realize that you don't have a skateboard. Oh well, maybe another time.

>Search for buttons

Look for your other eye!

Taking a look around the room, you can't seem to find your eye anywhere, nor can you find a similar button to replace it with. Besides, you probably don't even know how to sew anyways.

What you do find, however, is a rather threatening-looking LETTER OPENER. You decide to pick it up using the arms you totally had this whole time and didn't have to retrieve from anywhere.

Pretend to be a gnome

Why would you want to do that?

Surely there is something more practical you could be doing right now instead of playing silly games of make-believe.

> Quickly rise to the top of the social order in absence of an established political system. Silently discredit any and all who oppose your reign.

Yes. Now this is more like it.

You fashion a crown out of yellow construction paper to make your status known to all passerby. Anyone who stands in the way of your rule will be met with a highly disapproving stare and a severe loss of personal respect.

investigate irritating noise

Bring weapons. A doll can never be too prepared to defend herself itself.

Arming yourself with the LETTER OPENER, you quickly flip your sprite around and prepare to embark on your investigation. You shall leave no stone unturned in your quest to find the souce of that deafening sound.

Cat: Wreak Havoc on Mibbs

Unknown to you at the moment, a SINISTER FELINE stalks you from the shadows.

The cat watches quietly, savouring the thrill of the hunt. For now it decides to remain hidden and see what you decide to do next.