Originally Posted by OrangeAipom
You're not entirely sure what that means. Even so, you decide to start rolling around the kitchen to get a better feel for your surroundings.
Originally Posted by Mibbs
You're just going to pretend you didn't see that.
Originally Posted by Lawface
Stranded in this strange place without your body, you feel the dark clouds of sorrow engulf you. Truly, you are in hell.
Originally Posted by Naristar
Feeling down, you decide there's nothing left to do but drown your sorrows. Maybe your owner has some alcohol in this fridge.
Originally Posted by Voices
Unfortunately, you couldn't find any booze in the fridge. Instead, your owner seems to have stocked it with serveral cartons of ORGANIC LOW-FAT MILK. You make sure to drink every last carton dry so you can put them back in the fridge once they've been emptied.
Originally Posted by negativeProximity
You don't see any reason why not to. Besides, maybe it'll help cheer you up a bit.
You give the loudest, most annoying gnomish scream you can muster. Not bad for a guy with no lungs, if you say so yourself.
Meanwhile, somewhere within this house, a TATTERED RAGDOLL awakes to a strange and irritating noise.
Although this stuffed toy has been a treasured heirloom in her owner's family for generations, it is only today that she has been given a mind of her own through some mysterious chain reaction of occurrences.
Before she begins to investigate this, however, she will need a NAME. What will her name be?