Curbstomp: Sometimes You Just Need Violence

[Nameless1]

WELCOME ALL!

So, it's nameless1 again, you may know me from the two other things I've got going, more likely dreamswapped than godtear but that's not important, this is neither of those, this is CURBSTOMP!

So what is Curbstomp? Curbstomp is more an experiment than anything else, well it's an experimental system, I have done very little planning for this/none at all and it's general theme is brutal violent fightscenes with plot (which you guys are going to be the key engineers of). Ok I admit it, it's nothing more than an excuse to write VIOLENTLY, ok? Is this such a problem? Anyways, let's get to the story!



Character: Introduce yourself

You'd love to but you're A LITTLE BUSY AT THE MOMENT.

What on Earth could prevent you from introducing yourself, some may ask. Well to this you answer that a lot of things could, but to start off you are in NO WAY presentable. Why's this? You suspect it has something to do with you having hit the ground not moments ago and your mouth is also bleeding. Oh your mouth is bleeding, that's a problem and that is quite a nasty taste in your mouth, yeah you should probably get that fixed as soon as possible-OH COME ON! A shadow looms over your head, you know exactly what it is as you had just become acquainted with the maker of that shadow not moments ago, it's a foot, more specifically a shoe, it made a very good first impression on your ribs in fact, you think your ribs and the shoe could be great friends had they met under different circumstances. You should stop thinking this way as said shoe is very eager to introduce your cranium to Mr. Pavement at high velocity. You guess your brain could get along OK with Pavement, but your not sure it's a relationship worth your head being smashed open.

You should probably stop thinking about how your insides would handle a relationship with things that AREN'T your insides and worry about the guy trying to burst your head like a watermelon.

[Naristar]

Reach for concealed gun!!

[PersonPerson]

Flailing and screaming works in every situation.

[SkyKat]

>RUUUN! RUN FOR YOUR SAD PATHETIC LIIIIFE!!

[Askia]

oh.. your dead.. good job there

[captal]

spit blood on the guys shoe. proceed to scream at him.

[Kíeros]

> Try to grab his leg as it's coming down.

[Nameless1]

>Reach for concealed gun

What gun? The gun in your pocket? An EXCELLENT idea. Wait, you don't have one, you've never had a gun.

Shit, you don't have a gun.

The foot begins to descend


>Flail and scream!

Having caught yourself at the "CURB" of death you do then only logical thing at the moment. Flail wildly and scream bloody murder.

This isn't really working and that foots getting closer, really, you might want to do something about that RIGHT FUCKING NOW!


>RUN, ABSCOND, GET THE HELL OUT OF DODGE ALREADY!

what part of LAIN OUT ON THE GROUND do you not understand? The foot makes contact and your brains have a nice little meeting with the lovely Mr. Pavement before realizing they shouldn't be doing anything except looking like a gory mess anymore.

Oh look, you're dead, nice job with your FIRST COMBAT! You know what? This is pathetic! We've only just started and your already dead? Fuck it, your getting reset, normally I'd have you walk through hell on earth to return to the LAND OF LIFE AND NOT DEATH but today, we'll just press reset. Let's not make a habit of this ok?

You're now back to where you were at the beginning, maybe you can put up a fight this time?


>Spit blood in his face

FTFY

At least I corrected you, you may have aimed for the BOOT but you got infinitely more lucky, you hit his face with a nice mouthful of your own blood. THAT'S more like it.


>Grab his leg as it's coming down!

You take advantage of the confusion a man is destined to feel as a mouthful of blood splatters accross his face and into his eyes and make a grab for the PROBLEM LEG. Success! You grasp his leg in both hands, you don't have that much left in you to do something like struggle with the mans weight bearing down on you so you should probably make this next move count.

Well you've got his leg in both hands, now what?

[captal]

flip him the bird over

[Kíeros]

> Roll sideways away from the man while still holding on to his leg. That might be enough to jerk him off of his feet.

[PersonPerson]

That. ^
Except you must sing a happy song while doing it.

[Naristar]

Bite his ankle

[Nameless1]

>Roll sideways

You pull out a VICIOUS ROLL leftways, taking the mans foot with you. It seems the man is rather attached to his foot as he feels inclined to follow it down, you guess he couldn't bear to part with his beloved appendage, you can't blame him. You're pretty sure if someone had yanked your foot in the way you are now yanking his, you'd have done the same. Sure you can go on about how it would have been a terrible loss but you'd learn to cope ALL YOU LIKE, you know deep in your heart though that this wouldn't be the case.

What? Oh the fight scene!

The man comes crashing down, you always enjoy it when people take the time to come DOWN TO YOUR LEVEL every once in a while. Today though, you think you'll switch places with your aggressor, not LITERALLY but you get the picture. He goes down, and with a swift movement from your elbow, you spring up, spiraling through the air above your opponent. Time seems to freeze for a second, you float there, mid-spin, about to make someone's day a LOT less enjoyable. Time begins to flow again, but it has a little trouble re stabilizing as the scene where you begin to descend is replayed roughly three times as if you were pulling off some sort of DRAMATIC FINISHING MOVE from one of those foreign cartoons.

Anyways, as you descend towards the man, you reach out and snag his leg again, folding it over before you DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT (which it is, 86 degrees in fact, not counting the friction generated by your VICIOUS SPIN) on said folded leg, breaking it in 3 places. Yeah, he's not getting up anytime soon.

You get to your feet, wipe a bit of the blood off your face and dust your self off. You could ALMOST look presentable...in an emergency ward.

Now then, how bout that introduction?

[PersonPerson]

Sing your introduction.

[Kíeros]

> Walk away calmly while giving your introduction.

[Askia]

kindly introduce your fist to his throat

[Nameless1]

Oh god I can't believe I forgot the super artistic combat diagrams I spent weeks making!

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Now if you will avert your eyes from those BEAUTIFUL DIAGRAMS, I cracked open the CURBSTOMP HINT BOOK to aid you in your quest (hint below)

Getting through the opening sequence

So if your reading this you're either really really bored or you beat the first minute of the curbstomp intro cutscene and your stuck again. You need a hint, don't worry, it happens to the best of us sometimes, even I the SUPER AWESOME GAMER MASTER HINT LORD need to take my own hints sometimes (see below for hint)

Hint 1:

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THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU NAME HIM

[PersonPerson]

Your interests are golf, newspapers, filling out long forms, reading computer programing textbooks, politics, and watching the weather channel...

[Naristar]

Sue Franklin McClintock!!!
((yes you are the man named Sue!!))

[captal]

curt stomp

[Nameless1]

>Kindly introduce your fist to his throat

Yes, introductions! It would be selfish of you to introduce yourself first, not when there are two others who have been just DYING to meet each other. You think your fist will get along well with the mans throat, well at least for a while. It won't last as your fist is too attached to your wrist. It just wasn't meant to be, your fist and his throat. But wait, you still haven't actually done the introductions.

You walk over to him, kneel down beside him and give him a good firm punch in the esophagus. Well, looks like you were right, they hit it off well, but your wrist pulled them away. Oh well, problem solved.

>Calmly walk away

You get up and nonchalantly walk away, hands in your pockets. You get about 10 feet away from the man before ABRUPTLY TURNING and...

>Flip him the bird

BAM! Both barrels! Actually, only one barrel but that's irrelevant, quality over quantity as they say and you have pulled out on QUALIFIED MIDDLE FINGER! As you pull this action the camera suddenly pulls out some serious ZOOM and breaks out the COLOR FILTER causing all details to be black and washing out the rest of the scene with RED. Simultaneously, BLACK PAINT splatters across the bottom of the shot and spells out your name in a particularly RAW fashion. The letters spell out

>Curt Stomp

Yes! You are Curt Stomp! Your full name is Connor S. Mclintlock. The S comes from your father "Stompin Sue" Mclintlock and yes he was the man named Sue! But you go by Curt for the most part, it's just more appropriate. You are adapt at HAND TO HAND COMBAT and you style is CRUDE but EFFECTIVE. You don't usually rely on conventional methods and like to work the scenery into your arsenal in NUMEROUS WAYS, you have no special powers and carry no weapons. Despite these facts you are still a very effective combatant and people can RELY ON YOU if you a fight breaks out, you don't NEED weapons. You are also arguably the best person when it comes to urban movement and navigation and you'd call it your primary skill. You enjoy climbing (pretty much anything), hanging out with your friends, card games (you're not very good) and when it strikes your fancy you don't mind a good book. You don't particularly ENJOY battle, but it seems to come from everywhere so you've gotten used to it. I do mean everywhere, you were literally 17 feet away from the front door when this random guy tapped you on the shoulder then kicked you in stomach, it's a rough neighborhood.

[Askia]

Maybe theres a price on your defeat?

Now go to the store you need that milk

[Kíeros]

Now go to the store you need that milk

> While heading to the store, nonchalantly defeat hoards of enemies in the same manner.

[PersonPerson]

This^

[Naristar]

> While heading to the store, nonchalantly defeat hoards of enemies in the same manner.

Do this with only one hand!!