AbodeFrozen - Fan SBurb Session

[Tank the Avengineer]

AbodeFrozen Act 1: The Start of Something Truly Terrifying



A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that only a week ago, the 20th of March, was this young man's birthday. It has been just over 16 years since he's been given life, but the real question is, what is this young lad's name?

Why don't we find out!


Enter name.

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Enter name.





What kind of fool are you? You can not in fact enter his name, since we've already established that his name is already known! He glares at your insolence. He reaches further into his jeans pocket for something.


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Aha! It appears that it's a PLACRONYM with his NAME engraved upon it!

Everyone uses them nowadays, stopping foolish twits from giving out stupid names like candy. What were you going to name him anyways? Arsemuck Derpface? Zoosmell Pooplord? No way in hell would he let that happen!


Examine Room.

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Examine Room.



Your name is JIM HEIMBURG. Today, you are just lucky enough to have the possibility to try out the SBURB GOLD MASTER, just a few weeks before public release (which despite what your OLD POSTER says, is not tomorrow). Of course, you have to play with a bunch of others who will likely ruin the game with their PATHETIC INEPTITUDE. Though you guess that it's something that is COMPLETELY UNAVOIDABLE. You are particularly fond of MACHINERY and COMPUTER STUFF that makes little to no sense to anyone else. You also enjoy COMPETITIVE GAMING on your computer, and absolutely hate SHITTY CONSOLES. You tend to be a bit of a JERK to most of your CHUMS, and often act ROGUISH for no reason at all. You dabble occasionally in THE POWER OF SUGGESTION, and you love screwing with the mind of your worst enemy. You love FIGHTING, and often will go into STRIFES with your robots just for the hell of it. Pity that you AREN’T TOO GOOD at STRIFES. Losing all the goddamn time. You know everything you will ever need to know about SBURB, you are sure of it. You’re going to win this WHOLE DAMN GAME all by yourself, whether or not your co-players MIND. Your chumhandle is analyticalTyrant, and y0oOu 7end 70oO speak in a me7h0oOd s7rangely de7ached and alm0oOs7 alien in na7ure. Every human you know hates it.

You better not even ask about arms.


Jim: Dance like a robot and bleed on your machinery.

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(A/N: Alright, this is my first official project, and I'm quite happy with how it's turned out so far. I only do the writing/storymaking/posting. The drawing is done by UnperfectStranger, who was kind enough to actually do this. Just as a note, if you want a random human for somebody to pester, if you don't actually know their name (which you won't early on), just type any GCAT pair and you'll likely get one, whereas if you want a troll instead, please just name a blood colour. They've got fancy-ass names and I'd rather not put them all down. Ruins the fun. A further note is that Jim's the only human who will have a legitimate typing quirk, because of reasons that will be further investigated into later. Anyways, enough of this long-ass author's note, I hope you all enjoy this!)

[AbsolutlyAngelic]

Strife with a robot

[PersonPerson]

What's on the laptop?

[Askia]

Find your robot maid

[Tank the Avengineer]

Just as a little heads up, I will not necessarily be choosing the next action based off of who went first. Instead, I roll so that everyone gets equal chance. However, if you have anything that you want to add, you should still do it ASAP, since I'll roll right before the drawing begins, and the time of a drawing is going to be not too long after the prior post (typically).

[Souleater17]

Jim: Dance like a robot and bleed on your machinery.

[Tank the Avengineer]

(Au/N: Sorry about the long delay, artist's got exams coming up and stuff. As a result, updates will be slow until after the 12th.)

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Jim: Dance like a robot and bleed on your machinery.




Jim: Notice new pesterchum window.

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Jim: Notice new pesterchum window.



Oh hell yes.
Life isn't always a total bitch.
The black text person wishes to speak


Jim: Answer black text.

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Jim: Answer black text.



You walk over and answer the black text person.
Because you fucking love talking with her.

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-- gleefulGuerrila [GG] began pestering analyticalTyrant [AT] --
GG: hey AT
GG: are you there???
GG: come on
GG: are you arguing with GC again
AT: 0oOh hey 7here, wasn'7 paying a77en7i0oOn 70oO my c0oOmpu7er.
GG: so you weren't arguing with GC
AT: N0oOpe.
AT: S0oO, GG, wha7'd y0oOu wan7 70oO 7alk ab0oOu7?
GG: well, you see, I was kind of thinking that we should get some things super-clarified on this SBURB stuff
AT: S0oO y0oOu 0oObvi0oOusly 7urned 70oO 7he SBURBan mas7er.
GG: I wouldn't call you that...
AT: 7ha7 hur7, y0oOu kn0oOw.
AT: Anyways, wha7 d0oO y0oOu wan7 clarifica7i0oOn 0oOn? We already decided en7ry 0oOrder, and 7hen redecided because CC is s7ric7 as hell.
GG: first of all, the order, since I kind of forgot, and secondly, how will this game work???
AT: Alrigh7, 0oOrder firs7.
AT: Wi7h 0oOur cha7 names: A7, GG, CA, CC, GC, 77, 7G, and finally AA.
AT: Sec0oOndly, well, I'll explain when 7he shi7 ac7ually s7ar7s. Which h0oOpefully will be pre77y s0oO0oOn.
GG: why not now???
AT: Because i7's kind 0oOf c0oOmplex, and I'm s7ill clarifying shi7 myself.
GG: so in other words...
GG: you don't know
AT: N0oO. I d0oO kn0oOw, jus7 n0oO7 100%.
GG: goddamn AT, why are you so fucking cryptic???
AT: Because I d0oOn'7 wan7 70oO 0oOverl0oOad y0oOur 7hink pan wi7h vas7 am0oOun7s 0oOf unmi7iga7ed fecal ex7rac7i0oOns fr0oOm h0oO0oOf-beas7s.
GG: AT.
AT: Wha7?
GG: stop using stupid words like think pan and hoof-beast.
AT: S0oOrry.
GG: also, how many times have I told you this, but your text thing is kind of annoying
AT: D0oOn'7 kn0oOw. L0oOs7 c0oOun7.
GG: AT.
AT: Whaaaaaaa7?
GG: the correct answer would be 'not nearly enough, apparently'
AT: 8\
GG: anyways
GG: anything you can tell me that isn't going to be obfuscated by you???
AT: Well...
AT: N0oO7 really.
AT: M0oOs7 0oOf i7 is 0oObscured in 7he firs7 place.
AT: Als0oO, I'd l0oOve 70oO cha7 wi7h y0oOu f0oOr l0oOnger, miss, bu7 I've g0oO7 s0oOme s7uff 70oO finish up.
AT: See y0oOu.
GG: good bye AT
GG: have fun doing whatever you're doing
-- analyticalTyrant [AT] stopped pestering gleefulGuerrila [GG] --

Another brilliant success. 8]


Jim: Captchalogue screwdriver.

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(Au/N: Kind of combined two here, will do that if I roll on an idea that doesn't lend itself to doing anything productive. Also, now you know all the kids pesterchum initials. And that Jim seemingly dislikes GC.
Also, for future reference, Au/N refers to notes by the writer, yours truly, and Ar/N will be notes by the artist. Thanks for reading.)

[Souleater17]

Is he a troll or a human?

>Captchalogue that screwdriver.

Also, looks like someones flushed

[Tank the Avengineer]

He's a human, but his backstory will explain the whole quirk bullshit.
He also does it to be an asshole.

[Godo-kun]

>Why do ya have a gas mask(?) on?

[PersonPerson]

Because gas masks are cool.

[Fish]

Consume delicious ink.

[Medea]

> Worship Sburb poster.

[Tank the Avengineer]

Sorry for the long delay, my artist has only recently finished doing the aforementioned exams.
Next update will be coming out soon.
There was another thing delaying it, but I'll mention what it is in particular as soon as I update.

[PersonPerson]

I can wait.

[Tank the Avengineer]

(Au/N: Without further ado, here's the new update!)

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Jim: Captchalogue screwdriver.



Why the fuck would you want this stupid piece of shit? It's a goddamn screwdriver, what do you want to use it for, a STRIFE SPECIBUS?
No way in hell.
Only TOOLS use TOOLS.


Jim: Grab your weapon.

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Jim: Grab your weapon.



You GRAB (2+2+1+2=7%10=7) your OLD KEYBOARD (1+2+2+2+1+1+2+1+1+2+2=17%10=7) from your HASH MAP MODUS. You really ought to put it in your damn STRIFE SPECIBUS, but you just don't care enough. Besides, saying the COMMANDS is too much damn fun.


Jim: Look at that piece of shit keyboard. It's horrible.

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Jim: Look at that piece of shit keyboard. It's horrible.



It might be an old piece of shit...
But you fucking love it anyways. 8]
Good Keyboard. Best Friend. (not really).

Jim: Leave the room.

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(Au/N: So, I've finally got around to showing Jim's Strife Specibus, also, note the few changes, namely, all ALLCAPS words are going to be in a different font. So will the Pesterlogs. Not much else to say. Hopefully, the next update will be up sooner.
Ar/N: Hey guys. sorry for the delay in updates, as the author has mentioned in previous posts, I have been busy with final exams. Thankfully, now I have plenty of free time to work on upcoming updates. By the way, thanks for checking out our fan adventure ....
PS: sylladices are evil.)

[Medea]

> Become irrationally possessive of keyboard.

[PersonPerson]

Leave the room.

[Souleater17]

Good weapon choice. No wonder you suck at strifing. *Snicker*
>Elaborate upon your relationship with GC.

[Grug]

> WHY ARE THEY ALL HORRIBLE MONSTROSITIES

[Tank the Avengineer]

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Jim: Leave the room.



You exit your room into your HALLWAY, which has a STAIRCASE to lead DOWNSTAIRS and a door across from your bedroom that leads to your BALCONY. You commonly STRIFE there.

You start drifting off on to thoughts that you'd rather not share, but suddenly notice a disturbance on your PERSONAL DATA ASSISTANT in your SYLLADEX!

It appears that one of your ALIEN BUDDIES is trying to PESTER YOU.

The TYRIAN PURPLE one.

A human friend of yours also wants to pester you.


Jim: Answer the Tyrian Purple troll.

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Jim: Answer the Tyrian Purple troll.



You USE (1+2+1=4%10=4) your PERSONAL DATA ASSISTANT (2+1+2+2+1+2+1+2+2+1+2+1+1+2+2+1+2+2+1+2+2=34%10=4) and answer the troll.

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-- ragingKing [RK] began trolling analyticalTyrant [AT] --
RK: \_|_/ hEY
RK: \_|_/ I sAId hEY
RK: \_|_/ ArE YOU EvEn thErE bUlgEwAd?
AT: Yes, I am.
AT: Wha7 d0oO y0oOu wan7, RK?
RK: \_|_/ I wAnt tO knOw whAt YOU ArE dOIng
RK: \_|_/ bEcAUsE I wAnt tO knOw hOw fAr AlOng YOU ArE At cArrYIng YOUr tEAm Of lOsErs
AT: We haven'7 even en7ered 7he damn game ye7 y0oOu s70oO0oOpid piece 0oOf shi7.
RK: \_|_/ z-_-s
AT: D0oOn'7 give me 7ha7 l0oO0oOk.
AT: Anyways, I kn0oOw y0oOu 70oO0oO well f0oOr y0oOu 70oO pre7end 7here is n0oO sensi7ive 70oOpic y0oOu are jus7 begging 70oO be discussed.
RK: \_|_/ wEll...
RK: \_|_/ fInE
RK: \_|_/ UnlIkE mOst hIghblOOds
RK: \_|_/ I cAn gEt thE qUAdrAnts, bUt I jUst cAnt kEEp thEm
AT: Wh0oO dumped y0oOu, 7he sleepy ma7espri7 0oOr 7he bi7chy kismesis?
RK: \_|_/ lAttEr
RK: \_|_/ mId-hAtEsEx, mIght I Add
AT: 0oOuch.
AT: 7ha7 0oOugh7 70oO hur7.
RK: \_|_/ It dId
RK: \_|_/ jUst UsIng mY bUlgE lIkE thE prO I Am
RK: \_|_/ thEn sUddEnlY
RK: \_|_/ 'Oh I fOUnd A nEw kIsmEsIs whO hUrts mOrE tO fEUd wIth'
RK: \_|_/ I thOUght It wAs sOmE sOrt Of hAtE-flIrt
RK: \_|_/ sO I sAId 'YEAh, YOU'rE A bItch tOO'
RK: \_|_/ sO shE lOOkEd At mE, AftEr slAppIng mE, And sAId nO bUllshIt, shE wAs fUckIng dUmpIng mE
AT: Wha7 a bi7ch.
RK: \_|_/ nO fUckIng kIddIng
RK: \_|_/ I mEAn
RK: \_|_/ sUrE
RK: \_|_/ shE wAs A grEAt kIsmEsIs
RK: \_|_/ bUt thAt dOEsnt fUckIng ExcUsE hEr gOddAmn nEEdY Ass
AT: Ah well, y0oOu win s0oOme y0oOu l0oOse s0oOme.
RK: \_|_/ YOU wOUld knOw
AT: I can'7 7ell if 7ha7's an insul7 0oOr a j0oOke.
RK: \_|_/ wEll lEts sEE
RK: \_|_/ YOUvE gOt OnlY A sInglE qUAdrAnt fIllEd
RK: \_|_/ And twO mOrE pEOplE whIch YOU ArE trYIng dEspErAtElY tO gEt IntO YOUr flUshEd And cAlIgInOUs qUAdrAnts
AT: GG is n0oO7 my flush-crush!
AT: H0oOw many 7imes d0oO I have 70oO 7ell y0oOu 7ha7?
AT: I mean h0oOly shi7 I w0oOuld never wan7 70oO ever wan7 70oO ge7 her in70oO 7he flushed quadran7 ever!
RK: \_|_/ AT
RK: \_|_/ YOU ArE bEIng vErY pAthEtIc rIght nOw
RK: \_|_/ And YOU ArE rEAllY nOt mAkIng mE bElIEvE YOU AnY mOrE bY bEIng sO dEfEnsIvE
RK: \_|_/ And thEn thErEs YOUr blAck-crUsh
AT: GC IS N0oO7 MY FUCKING BLACK-CRUSH I FUCKING HA7E HIM PAS7 7HE QUADRAN7S HE CAN G0oO FUCKING DIE I PRAY 7HA7 HE NEVER EVER G0oODDAMN 7ALKS 70oO ME EVER AGAIN AND 7HA7 HE BURNS S0oO 7HA7 IDI0oO7S LIKE Y0oOU S70oOP PAIRING ME WI7H HIM!!!
RK: \_|_/ hA hA hA hA hA
RK: \_|_/ Oh wOw
RK: \_|_/ If I dIdnt knOw bEttEr
RK: \_|_/ Id sAY thAt hE tUrnEd YOU dOwn Or sOmEthIng
AT: N0oO he didn'7. I've never wan7ed in his pan7s. Ever.
RK: \_|_/ sUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUrE
AT: Jus7 fuck 0oOff. I d0oOn'7 even wan7 him in a quadran7. 7he pers0oOn wh0oO I wan7 as a kismesis is a g0oOddamn 7r0oOll, alrigh7?
RK: \_|_/ whO?
AT: 7ha7 ann0oOying mus7ard 0oOne.
RK: \_|_/ shEs nOt rEAllY AnnOYIng
RK: \_|_/ jUst thAt shE dOEsnt pArtIcUlArlY lIkE YOU
RK: \_|_/ nOt tO thE pOInt Of GC, sUrE
RK: \_|_/ bUt Im sUrE thAt YOUd bE pErfEct tOgEthEr
RK: \_|_/ AnYwAYs
RK: \_|_/ EnOUgh AbOUt YOUr bUllshIt
RK: \_|_/ hOw shOUld I prOcEEd?
AT: Ab0oOu7 wha7?
RK: \_|_/ shOUld I gEt A nEw kIsmEsIs, Or shOUld I jUst nOt trY And gEt OnE?
AT: Y0oOu sh0oOuld leave i7 0oOpen.
AT: Y0oOu'll pr0oObably find s0oOmeb0oOdy even7ually.
AT: And d0oOn'7 w0oOrry, a7 leas7 y0oOu can ge7 bucke7s filled. Can'7 say 7he same f0oOr m0oOs7 high-bl0oO0oOds.
RK: \_|_/ thAts trUE
RK: \_|_/ Ah wEll
RK: \_|_/ shIt hAppEns I gUEss
RK: \_|_/ AnYwAYs
RK: \_|_/ thAnks fOr thE lIttlE AssIstAncE YOU prOvIdEd
RK: \_|_/ sEE YOU
RK: \_|_/ <>
AT: see y0oOu
AT: <>
-- ragingKing [RK] stopped trolling analyticalTyrant [AT] --

You don't mind chatting with your MOIRAIL, but sometimes he gets annoying and needy.


Jim: Respond to the bright pink text guy.

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Jim: Respond to the bright pink text guy.





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-- temperamentalGuardian [TG] began pestering analyticalTyrant [AT] --
TG: How's my favourite idiot doing?
AT: Qui7e dandy.
AT: S0oO, y0oOu ge77ing shi7 prepared f0oOr SBurb?
TG: I'm going to say yes, but interpret the yes as "No because I'm a lazy fucker."
TG: So, yes.
AT: 8|
AT: Well 7hen.
TG: Don't make that...face? at me.
AT: 8| 8| 8| 8| 8|
AT: 7hey are c0oOming 70oO ge7 y0oOu.
TG: 0oOh N0oO0oO0oO0oO0oO0oO!
AT: Prick.
TG: Aren't I just?
AT: Aren'7 we all?
TG: Well, you try to be, and I can't tell through GC's illiteracy, but beyond that, yeah.
AT: I'll pre7end y0oOu didn'7 men7i0oOn 7ha7 fucknugge7.
TG: Aww, is he beating you in the Courting Conflict?
TG: P0oO0oOr Baby.
AT: Fuck 0oOff.
TG: : D
AT: Le sigh.
TG: Le frenchie.
AT: I'm n0oO7 French.
TG: Then why use french words?
TG: Oh, wait.
TG: You're not an idiot either
TG: But you still type like one.
AT: Y0oOu have n0oO idea h0oOw angry I am righ7 n0oOw.
TG: 0oOh N0oO?
AT: Par7 0oOf me wan7s 70oO d0oO a 7elekine7ic slap. 7he 0oO7her par7 kn0oOws 7ha7 y0oOu'd jus7 laugh and repea7 y0oOurself.
TG: Maybe. But you have a limit to how angry you can get and still be funny.
AT: 7ha7's 7rue.
TG: Whereas some illiterate people are eternally hilarious.
AT: 7ha7's bey0oOnd 7rue.
TG: So far beyond true that it's not even in the same fucking galaxy.
AT: Did i7 d0oO a fucking acr0oOba7ic pir0oOue77e 0oOf 7he handle, 0oOu7 0oOf 7he galaxy and 7hen win like an in7ergala7ic medal 0oOr s0oOme shi7?
TG: Probably not. Nothing that has anything to do with GC can win a medal.
TG: Otherwise I'd have plenty.
TG: Especially for being an unbearable fuck.
AT: He's such a fucking 70oO0oOl.
AT: I swear.
AT: I be7 he lives in H0oOme Dep0oO7.
TG: Naw. Home Depot's too cool for that fuck. It's probably Ikea. He's a fucking allen key.
AT: I be7 he came wi7h a damn ins7ruc7i0oOn manual filled wi7h swedes.
TG: NO WORDS, JUST FOLLOW THE PICTURES AND PRAY FOR THE BEST!
TG: And with him, there is no "The Best."
AT: Well, wi7h him, any w0oOrds are as g0oO0oOd as useless anyways, s0oO 7ha7 makes sense.
TG: We should start calling him Allen.
TG: It'll confuse him and piss him off.
AT: I 7hink his name IS Allen.
TG: Hah. If it is, that's so fucking perfect.
TG: So how's the preparations for SBurb going, anyway?
TG: Short of my lazy fuckery, of course.
AT: I'm alm0oOs7 all g0oOlden.
AT: GG seems like she's d0oOing 0oOkay.
AT: D0oOn'7 kn0oOw ab0oOu7 CA, he seems like he's being 70oO0oO chill ab0oOu7 i7.
AT: CC was prepared wi7h her asscheeks clenched f0oOr lif7-0oOff pri0oOr 70oO us even discussing.
TG: I swear to god CA's a pothead. He's too chill about everything.
TG: And...that's nice.
AT: I swear. She's s0oO damn s7ric7 she'd fucking make 7eachers cry in 7he c0oOrner f0oOr 7heir paren7s.
AT: She wan7s 7hings d0oOne 7he day bef0oOre and n0oO7 a day la7e.
TG: Sounds like you're a little schoolboy with a crush, Jim.
AT: N0oO way.
AT: 7ha7's CA's 7erri70oOry.
AT: Well, she's all 0oOver him a7 leas7.
TG: Makes LOTS of sense.
AT: D0oOn'7 ask. I jus7 kn0oOw 7ha7 she despera7ely wan7s like a da7e in g0oOddamn spain 0oOr s0oOme7hing.
TG: Sounds like your female half.
TG: But far more strict.
AT: Every7hing y0oOu say makes me upse7.
TG: 7ha7's why we're friends : D
AT: Indeed.
TG: Because y0oOu need s0oOmeb0oOdy 70oO remind y0oOu 7ha7 y0oOu're w0oOr7hless! : D
AT: 8[
TG: Don't worry.
TG: You're still worth far more than a certain Swedish Tool.
AT: I swear, y0oOu're ir0oOnically be77er 7han any 0oOf my 7r0oOll buddies a7 7r0oOlling.
TG: ...But I am a troll. You durr.
AT: I mean...
AT: Never/\/\inD.
AT: 8]
TG: You're a freak, you know that?
AT: Well le7's see.
AT: I wear a gas mask.
AT: I live al0oOne.
AT: I 7alk wi7h aliens 0oOn a regular basis.
AT: And I like a girl fr0oOm half-way acr0oOss 7he damn c0oOun7ry.
AT: S0oOunds ab0oOu7 righ7.
TG: Not to mention you're an unloveable piece of trash.
AT: Assh0oOle.
AT: A7 leas7 y0oOu're be77er 7han s0oOme 0oOf 7he 0oO7her 7r0oOlls.
AT: 7hey jus7 are s70oO0oOpid.
AT: Y0oOur s7uff has wi7.
TG: Good. For a second I thought you meant I wasn't as much of an asshole.
TG: That would have cheesed my soul.
AT: 0oOh heavens n0oO, le7 his s0oOul n0oO7 be cheesen'd.
TG: I kn0oOw, righ7?
AT: 7ha7's jus7 ge77ing cheesy.
TG: I'm not going to stoop to your idiotic level of Punnery.
AT: S0oO y0oOu d0oOn'7 wan7 70oO bec0oOme a Punnery Sergean7?
TG: ...That was just terrible.
AT: I'm s0oOrry.
TG: You should be.
TG: You need a parent so they can hit you for bad jokes like that.
TG: Anyhow.
AT: I've g0oO7 shi7 70oO d0oO.
TG: Good.
AT: Wha7 ab0oOu7 y0oOu?
TG: You're getting boring.
AT: Assh0oOle.
TG: So I'm going to go be a lazy fuck and neglect to get ready for SBurb.
AT: G0oO0oOd 70oO hear.
AT: See y0oOu.
TG: Have fun with your Courting Conflict.
AT: I'll 7ry.
TG: And just remember, when worst comes to worst; "Y0oOu were des7ined 70oO l0oOse fr0oOm 7he s7ar7."
AT: Says wh0oO?
TG: Me, you dipshit.
AT: 0oOh.
TG: I just said it.
AT: S0oO n0oOb0oOdy imp0oOr7an7.
TG: I swear to god you're such an idiot.
TG: Well, it was written as though you said it. So I guess it WAS written as though no one important had said it. Good point.
-- analyticalTyrant [AT] stopped pestering temperamentalGuardian [TG] --

You really want to punch him.
Like, in the mouth.


Jim: What's with the strange typing?

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(Au/N: Not much to say about this update. If they want, might put in some Ar/Ns.
Also, special thanks to Mockedbird for helping out with this update. He's temperamentalGuardian. And yes, everything he does makes me upset.)

[Godo-kun]

>Jim: First, how can ya stand to type like that all the time. Wouldn't typing normally instead of like a troll be easier? Second, how do ya know the troll and how they live and crap.
Oh, and you know what the game does, yet ya still wanna play. Why?

[Tank the Avengineer]

Well, I guess today's the end of the first month.
Second month hopefully will have a lot more updates.
:P
Regardless, thanks to everyone who has read this so far!
Next update will start on monday, so write some prompts if you so wish.

[sonic3535]

>Prepare more. Convince anyone you chat with that they need to prepare more, too.

[Souleater17]

>Punch him through the internets.