Choose Your Flavor Mafia: GAME USURPED. (town win, PRIME INTELLECT win)

[Red709]

This is nuts

First the scumlooking:
X for mashing all five of his crystals - they semi-silence, yes, but they also AMP and grant access to a freaking group QT for town!
Tilde because stop hiding in animal form
Tea MAYBE for counterclaim on CC which seems somewhat unlikely for two protectives in 18 player game U N L E S S his role is reverse of cat's/not straight protective (hnn) - But might get a pass because animal qt maybe
aS: oh right forgot he mentioned in redfia, but should've said so here too so hnn
MV: still a king of bandwagoneers and now writing effing fanfics about dicking around with crystals which I believe we agreed to STOP DOING THAT SHIT
Slayer/amos: fos for not getting in here/doing more since crystal-shenanigans

the town:
CC: dead doc. will NEVER do things again because some dick shot her
Parara: town!ra imo, apparentley has an amp of similar strength to cat's
Dini: Prolly town, feels like towndini (then again he always does t'me)
Watts: only showing up intermittently but towning it up when 'e does
Red709: The King of the Kings of Hats. Which apparentley means owning so many hats that I dont remember what the one magic one does. Effectively meaning I've NO CLUE what my role is except that it's town, unaffected by crystals, and totally grants me the right to make hat jokes

the null:
Acio: not loud or angry yet, but sounds town which is weird. only has like 3 posts tho
Ruru: LURKRU POST MOAR
Everyone Else: ye ah

Im keeping my crystals because eggs in one basket + I dont know WHAT activates my hat but I assume it involves these things

ot mylo again but if this is like my bsfia role imma keel you, 'tek >: (

[Acionyx]

There is also the potential that if all the crystals are destroyed and there are less than 3 possible animal souls for me to feast upon I will change into some survivor variant

When I posed this question to sotek he had to go to the horn pile consider things

But that involves destroying all the crystals and that's no fun

[Mister Visceral]

22:29 Zzzdini acionyx you have 5 crystals by default
22:29 Zzzdini but you know that right
22:29 Acionyx yes i asked sotek to clarify
22:29 Acionyx I NEED MORE


Roughly four more aboutish





Duuuuuhhhhhh

Fuck it this was never not happening I have no pants ever


I need three animals to die during the night phase to win. Asking for clarification on this I discovered that crystals can be dumped in people's beds during the night. I figure about three shots a night at people I think are likely to die is enough to get my requirements. After I have enough ANIMAL BLOOD I leave the game


Or you can not-give me crystals and I will be happy to sit on my ass and do nothing PARA'S COMMENT ABOUT QUARANTINE WAS VERY PERTINENT

THAT'S BULLSHIT AND YOU KNOW IT.

Sorry... I just... always wanted to say that.

... :x I don't know what to do about this claim I don't know how to deal with 3p's 'round these parts. Are they benign? Do we want them to win?

ACIO WHAT IS YOUR QUEST.

And cats don't wear pants. This much I learned tonight. Don't ever try to put pants on your cat, you sick cat lady. Just let them roam free.

I just want to hug all of the cats.

*hugs Acio*
*hugs curiousCorpse*

[Mirdini]

[05:37] Acionyx TOO LATE DINI
[05:37] Zzzdini FUCK YOU
[05:37] Zzzdini IS
[05:37] Zzzdini THIS
[05:37] Zzzdini HOW
[05:37] Zzzdini WE'RE DOING IT
[05:37] Zzzdini ALRIGHT
[05:37] Zzzdini GUESS WHAT
[05:37] Zzzdini I HAVE NO FUCKING PANTS
[05:37] Zzzdini THEY DON'T EXIST

YOU KNOW WHY

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY PUNKS



I'M THE MOST PRIME

PRIME INTELLECT

AND I HAVE NO PANTS

BUT I NEED EVERYONE TO BE AN ANIMAL AT THE SAME TIME SO I CAN GET THEM BACK THROUGH COSMIC SHENANIGANRY

EVERYONE

BUT

THERE ARE THOSE OF YOU WHO CAN'T BE ANIMALS

AND THEY ARE:

Acionyx, Beruru, InoxFy, Red709, or x1372

[Paranoia]

Hey acio would you win if we lynched three ANIMULS.

[Acionyx]

THAT'S BULLSHIT AND YOU KNOW IT.

Sorry... I just... always wanted to say that.

... :x I don't know what to do about this claim I don't know how to deal with 3p's 'round these parts. Are they benign? Do we want them to win?

ACIO WHAT IS YOUR QUEST.

And cats don't wear pants. This much I learned tonight. Don't ever try to put pants on your cat, you sick cat lady. Just let them roam free.

I just want to hug all of the cats.

*hugs Acio*
*hugs curiousCorpse*

I am benign but bitter and heartless and will certainly be spiteful if not assisted

If assisted I will do my usual thing because it's not like scum can fuck me over short of straightup gamethrowing


TOO BAD DINIMON

[Paranoia]

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS THE CRYSTALS

THAT ISN'T A THIRD GODDAMN PARTY

[Mister Visceral]

MV: still a king of bandwagoneers and now writing effing fanfics about dicking around with crystals which I believe we agreed to STOP DOING THAT SHIT

That bandwagon on Para was going so strong, too. Why can't we all just agree to vote for one person each, that way none of us end up following the other?

Also, for my (sparse) crystal usages: 1) Paranoia needed to talk. 2) Acio asked for crystals and I misinterpreted. I will continue to write fanfics for all of my crystals.

Quit looking at me through your bandwagonner-tinted shades, Bono!Red, and open your eyes to see that I am not the man you want me to be.

[Red709]

wait shit I meant to bold Tilde

also GUESS DINI AND ACIO ARENT TOWN :P

so Dini everyone but those players have to be dead for you to win? thas nice IM NOT DYIN' FOR YOUR WIN...

[Mirdini]

If assisted I will do my usual thing because it's not like scum can fuck me over short of straightup gamethrowing

do you leave the game if you win

because then we can be

THIRD PARTY BROS

and I don't have to want you dead

[Paranoia]

i am totally okay with buying acio!3ps services.

[Acionyx]

Hey acio would you win if we lynched three ANIMULS.

Gotta be niiiiiight

Otherwise I wouldn't have given a shit I could just crystal the lynch every day BUT NO I HAVE TO PLAY DOCTOR SORT OF




Speededit:

do you leave the game if you win

because then we can be

THIRD PARTY BROS

and I don't have to want you dead

Pretty sure I said already that I do!

[Red709]

hey at least your role is straight forward

Ive got ANOTHER freakin' useless role
like fuckin' hell all I ever role is caramel vanilla

[Mirdini]

Pretty sure I said already that I do!

and I ahven't slept in 26 hours!!!

but sweet I'll join you on your quest of third parties

with a slice of scumhunting on the side if town tosses us a bone

acio do you have INSURANCE too or am I just the most prime third party

[Paranoia]

oi red

oi.

oi.

oi.

oi.

[Mirdini]

re: red

LADIES ANG ENTLEMEN

WELCOME TO THE STRIP CLUB

TAKE IT ALL OFF

ALL OF IT

[Paranoia]

Give Acio Four Crystals.

AND WELP.

[Acionyx]

acio do you have INSURANCE too or am I just the most prime third party

If assisted I will do my usual thing because it's not like scum can fuck me over short of straightup gamethrowing

I HAVE ANSWERED ALL OF YOUR THINGS ALREADY BUT in less cagey terms: of course

[Red709]

but anyways
okay w/ buying acio 3Ps, not so much diniservices because that involves me and deadening

tho that's an interesting point, why dont animal forms work on certain roles

like, wtf does being a king of hats have to do w/being non-animal-able

[Mirdini]

Give Acio Four Crystals.

AND WELP.

para i can has crystal 2

:<<<<<<<<<<

[Paranoia]

how many more do I have

i like lost count awhile ago as I need at least one to transform before days end.

[Mirdini]

okay w/ buying acio 3Ps, not so much diniservices because that involves me and deadening

look on the bright side

now scum won't shoot you because they'll want me to joint with them at lylo :APPLE:

[Red709]

re: red

LADIES ANG ENTLEMEN

WELCOME TO THE STRIP CLUB

TAKE IT ALL OFF

ALL OF IT

you obviously werent paying attention when I essentially dropped the same claim earlier guys

[Mirdini]

('less you're scum

goes for alla y'all non-animorph-pals ('cept acio obv.))

[Red709]

you have 3 left but uh

here have another
Give para a crystal