Re: Choose Your Flavor Mafia: Day One (18/18 present)
Hey I actually want Red and Tea both dead thx
Your chumhandle is curiousCat and you are never, ever sarcastic.
seedy: spidercat, spidercat / where the hell is she at / lurking hard, lots of fluff / just grins when you give her guff / watch ouuuuuut when she gets power roles
[17:59] <@Sotek> sounds good. cat is a bitch to lynch anyway
[17:59] <@Sotek> she does her little cat dance and everyone gets distracted
StiqFigurMaster: Nothing personal cat, but I'm always okay with lynching cat, she's like a ball of indistinguishable meta of pain and misery
Eidolonic: she wants to be the very best / like no one ever was / to unnerve us is her real test / to be unreadable is her cause
Sruixan: if Cat can just keep herself alive (and given how it's Cat we're talking about here I'm sure we'll be fine)
Gloomy: I swear, Cat. The ONE time I give you leeway, you are actually full on scum. >.>
Acio: ┻━┻ ︵ ¯\(ツ)/¯ ︵ ┻━┻: (1) (Curiouscat)
Deceptive: Giving Cat something is a gamble. I have full faith that she will use it very well. I just have no idea if she is actually town or scum.
Re: Choose Your Flavor Mafia: Day One (18/18 present)
Originally Posted by Mister Visceral
@Amos: OBVIOUSLY, it's becaue of this post:
Just look at this. Just look at it. Look at all of the slips. The subscripts suggest the potential for ulterior motives, while the superscript just reeks of the holier-than-thou air that scum just simply love to employ.
Firstly, it was Slayer0 who complained against your vote, not Amos. Two, the activity scores need x-1.5 as one of the calculations. Three, if I can correctly use formatting, then what does that mean. And finally, four, this is all just a long and joking way of coming about to a VOTE: WATTS.
Also, Elect him as well. And you have me both voting and abstaining on both, Slayer0.
Re: Choose Your Flavor Mafia: Day One (18/18 present)
Originally Posted by Kíeros
Firstly, it was Slayer0 who complained against your vote, not Amos. Two, the activity scores need x-1.5 as one of the calculations. Three, if I can correctly use formatting, then what does that mean. And finally, four, this is all just a long and joking way of coming about to a VOTE: WATTS.
Also, Elect him as well. And you have me both voting and abstaining on both, Slayer0.
Re: Choose Your Flavor Mafia: Day One (18/18 present)
voat red
elect cat
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Originally Posted by absoluteCertainty
why is everyone roleclaiming
seriously if there is an obliterate tomorrow
and the next day
and the next day
and the day after that
etc.
14:26 <Deceptive> Once you get sucked into the vortex of mafia it is hard to escape.
22:46 CheeseDeluxe I was right about Patashu the whole time
22:46 CheeseDeluxe And nobody gave a damn
22:46 CheeseDeluxe ;^;
22:46 PrimeIntellect of course not
22:46 PrimeIntellect i was hungry
20:25 TallyBot No votes have been cast.
20:25 TallyBot A majority has been reached.
20:25 TallyBot beruru has died.
20:25 Trout Tallybot: "A no lynch? fuck that, kill beru."
22:27 ACionyx: 3 ( Sotek Trout Zatch ).
22:27 TallyBot A majority has been reached.
22:27 TallyBot nolynch has died.
11:01 Godbot LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
11:01 Godbot that is your victory call
11:01 Godbot it's right here in my field guide
11:01 Godbot I have this little whistle to mimic your call
11:01 Godbot and some earplugs
Originally Posted by Epamynondas
Remember when you were in school, and half of the class was talking, and the teacher told you to shut up, and you answered that everybody else was talking too?
Remember when the teacher asked you how that changed the fact that you were talking?
Yeah, it's the same.
Except this time you'll die.
23:19 Sotek beru is only happy if she can make people eat words >:|
23:19 Sotek IT IS THE ONLY WAY SHE KNOWS JOY
Originally Posted by Sotek
Originally Posted by Chumpy
nick cage represents sanity
When does this happen?
when it is covered in bees
16:28 Patashu the only reason why you people die n1 is because you're the only people who know how to play mafia here
22:08 curiousCat I just keep going
22:08 curiousCat like an energizer bunny
22:08 curiousCat but like
22:09 curiousCat made of rotting flesh
19:58 Chirality "Hey Chiral, you now are supposed to have sick fetishes"
19:58 Watts Have an oblit fetish then
19:58 Chirality I got over it
19:58 Chirality When there was no one else to oblit
20:32 Chirality Physicists keep talking about space-time
20:32 Chirality It's actually space-derp-time
20:32 Chirality derp is an integral part of the universe
20:41 x1372 "The sacrifice is a gun that the witches accidentally shoot themselves in the foot with."
20:41 x1372 "the angel protection vote is more akin to a pillow"
20:41 curiousCat uh, no
20:41 x1372 "chumpy just used that pillow to decapitate the priest"
20:41 curiousCat The sacrifice is a gun the witches were using to intentionally shoot themselves in the foot with.
20:42 curiousCat P:
20:42 x1372 well
20:42 x1372 its just a good thing that's never become an issue in any of the dersehunt games
20:42 x1372 ANYWAY.
Originally Posted by Chirality
Never. Try. To. Control. Killers.
That would be all.
[23:23] <x1372> chiral isn't happy with victory
[23:23] <x1372> he's only happy when the moderator is weeping
<Wattz> Some people want to be the master of scumhuntmon
<Wattz> No fuck that
<Wattz> I wanna kill 'em all
<Wattz> Jan Valentine standin' proud on a charred mountain of blood and guts
<Wattz> scratchin' his crotch and smokin' a cigar
<Wattz> "Welp, time to go home and masturbate"
<Wattz> Like he always promised ;w;
<Wattz> Sotek should be banned from tournament play
<Trout> Sotek is the zapdos/pit of mafia
<gloomyMoron> Are there any minors here? Because this conversation is gold. But like gold that's been covered in feces and is filthy, but I can't tell whether it's hilarious or sad.
<Wattz> We would like to take this opportunity to remind you that the IRC cannot speak.
<Wattz> In the event that the IRC does speak, we urge you to disregard its advice.
[01:32] <Wattz> I can finger exactly one scum based on pretty much nothing
[22:40] <Chirality> werupu?
[22:40] <Chirality> Is that the evil self of Beruru
[22:40] <Chirality> Oh wait, Beruru is the evil self
[21:47] <Chirality> And on Beru's side, I think that she'd try to take down the Harper government before going for one city in a country she doesn't live in
[21:47] <Chirality>
[21:48] <Blueberry> well harper isn't the mafia is he
[21:48] <Chirality> Of course he is
<Brocrates> have you seen a diagram of female sexual organs
<Brocrates> ^u^ is that
<Brocrates> obviously
<Loather> only diagrams, bro
<Loather> only diagrams
[01:58] <Chirality> But, Yes beru
[01:58] <Chirality> You should be having adventure time in your bed now
[20:11] <soundlyParanoid> BUSTED LIKE A FIVE DOLLAR WHORE GOING DOWN ON AN UNDERCOVER POLICEMAN
[21:54] <Sotek> I successfully ate food without any getting into my hole!
<Jacquerel> turns out mafia was throwing soiled toilet paper at a giant crocodile
<Acionyx> PLEASE GOD(FATHER)
<Acionyx> JUST ONE VOTE
<beruru> you're the godfather
<Acionyx> SHIT
[20:53] <DeceptiveGM> Prime was...
[20:53] -->| Schazer (~Schazer@182.54.164.92) has joined #mspafia
[20:53] <Acionyx> PRIME WAS SCHAZER
[13:50] <CheeseDeluxe> You're fucking an /entire/ zoo?
[13:50] <CheeseDeluxe> that's gonna be hard :x
[13:51] <Acionyx> well it's kind of hard to do soft
[16:45] <Watts> If there was an internet equivalent to pantsing you could do it to me and I would prance about with my virtual ding-dong wobbling around
<Tallybot> beruru rides like a mechanical bull!
[18:59] <GenetiXientist> I'M JUST MAKING AN OBSERVATION
[18:59] <soundlyParanoid> THAT WON'T SAVE YOU FROM SARCASTIC REMARKS
[18:59] <GenetiXientist> WHY NOT?
[19:00] <soundlyParanoid> Y NOT GOT LYNCHED
[23:38] PrimeIntellect my pain
[23:38] PrimeIntellect is unbearable
[23:38] PrimeIntellect unberuable
[23:38] PrimeIntellect i cannot beru it
Originally Posted by imperviousScofflaw
I understand that my role is too bad-ass and you think that I can't possibly be what I claim, but I am NOBUNAGA, MOTHERFUCKERS. I DON'T GIVE SHITS, I CONQUER THEM.
17:44 Eidolonic Has anyone that I remotely trust with my mental health looked over the setup?
17:45 Eidolonic It's not that I don't trust you, Tea, it's just
17:45 Deceptive you don't trust tea with your mental health?
17:45 Eidolonic Would you?
17:45 Deceptive oh god no
17:46 Eidolonic It's like when I had sex with your mother, and felt like my dick was on fire.
17:46 Eidolonic Firections.
17:46 Eidolonic Hm.
Originally Posted by absoluteCertainty
obviously i am the pants charmer
i play my flute
the pants come off
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Re: Choose Your Flavor Mafia: Day One (18/18 present)
why is everyone trying to lynch me sudenly LOL
are the hats that intimidating
really
:P
go science someone else
(sidenote: Pretty sure that if we elect the person we kill mafia just gets to determine who gets the crystals so this is a really stupid experiment :P)
Also cat I totally agree with tea in the ramming a lynch down your throat part but it's more along the lines of if you lurk like a boss as usual in addition to your role being disproved completely (like no roleblocks! though I'd expect you dead tonight as claimed doc anyways!) :> Fair warning
(I always get either black/blue or Red/blue, lol)
22:18 beruru red
22:18 beruru is the oblit magnet
Originally Posted by Solaris
red is the worst lynch because he is obviously the anti-wojjan GOSH
15:19 Red709 but sol weren't you listening I almost literally CAN'T gain weight
15:19 Red709 really fucking fast metabolism
15:19 Solaris okay but
15:19 Solaris going bowser
15:19 Solaris means literally eating a town
15:20 Red709 hmmmmmmmmm
15:20 Red709 depends on what town
15:20 Red709 and how much barbecue sauce I'd be allowed to use
15:24 Red709 This conversation is quite silly
15:25 Solaris well who the hell do you think you are talking to
15:25 Solaris puts on sunglasses and shoots Mirdini IN THE FACE
Originally Posted by #Mspafia
13:01 ProfessorLizzard I am magic
13:01 Red709 you're a walrus
13:01 x1372 I was going to go with school bus
13:01 ProfessorLizzard a //magic// walrus
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds x1372> ya know, come to think of it, shouldn't the townies have an easy time IDing the witches due to how TIRED they would be after staying up 5 consecutive nights?
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds ^omg
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds that explains lurkers
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds they witches arent lurking /they're sleeping/
Originally Posted by Airey
this is me, sitting here, doing nothing, just watching a cat who thinks its a mobster fighting a hippy that thinks its a cat.
01:24 Deceptive my body is ready
01:24 Deceptive for your body not being ready
Re: Choose Your Flavor Mafia: Day One (18/18 present)
Who says I am claiming doc? But I do appreciate your assumption. c:
Your chumhandle is curiousCat and you are never, ever sarcastic.
seedy: spidercat, spidercat / where the hell is she at / lurking hard, lots of fluff / just grins when you give her guff / watch ouuuuuut when she gets power roles
[17:59] <@Sotek> sounds good. cat is a bitch to lynch anyway
[17:59] <@Sotek> she does her little cat dance and everyone gets distracted
StiqFigurMaster: Nothing personal cat, but I'm always okay with lynching cat, she's like a ball of indistinguishable meta of pain and misery
Eidolonic: she wants to be the very best / like no one ever was / to unnerve us is her real test / to be unreadable is her cause
Sruixan: if Cat can just keep herself alive (and given how it's Cat we're talking about here I'm sure we'll be fine)
Gloomy: I swear, Cat. The ONE time I give you leeway, you are actually full on scum. >.>
Acio: ┻━┻ ︵ ¯\(ツ)/¯ ︵ ┻━┻: (1) (Curiouscat)
Deceptive: Giving Cat something is a gamble. I have full faith that she will use it very well. I just have no idea if she is actually town or scum.
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Re: Choose Your Flavor Mafia: Day One (18/18 present)
eh I'm just really really REALLY done with lurkers after Lurkfia
like
REALLY done
completely
also you is the fuck where people who aren't even randavoting day started a day ago
(I always get either black/blue or Red/blue, lol)
22:18 beruru red
22:18 beruru is the oblit magnet
Originally Posted by Solaris
red is the worst lynch because he is obviously the anti-wojjan GOSH
15:19 Red709 but sol weren't you listening I almost literally CAN'T gain weight
15:19 Red709 really fucking fast metabolism
15:19 Solaris okay but
15:19 Solaris going bowser
15:19 Solaris means literally eating a town
15:20 Red709 hmmmmmmmmm
15:20 Red709 depends on what town
15:20 Red709 and how much barbecue sauce I'd be allowed to use
15:24 Red709 This conversation is quite silly
15:25 Solaris well who the hell do you think you are talking to
15:25 Solaris puts on sunglasses and shoots Mirdini IN THE FACE
Originally Posted by #Mspafia
13:01 ProfessorLizzard I am magic
13:01 Red709 you're a walrus
13:01 x1372 I was going to go with school bus
13:01 ProfessorLizzard a //magic// walrus
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds x1372> ya know, come to think of it, shouldn't the townies have an easy time IDing the witches due to how TIRED they would be after staying up 5 consecutive nights?
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds ^omg
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds that explains lurkers
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds they witches arent lurking /they're sleeping/
Originally Posted by Airey
this is me, sitting here, doing nothing, just watching a cat who thinks its a mobster fighting a hippy that thinks its a cat.
01:24 Deceptive my body is ready
01:24 Deceptive for your body not being ready
Re: Choose Your Flavor Mafia: Day One (18/18 present)
Posting a readwall in just a minute... just kidding.
I don't know what to make of Cat's and Tea's little go-at-it. Tea seemed to be a little bit overreactory to something that I can see as nothing but a joke; something to pull out out of RVS. I mean, that's always a good thing.
Actually, it reminds me a lot of MathGirl's reaction to me back in TVfia (waaay back when) and I'm pretty uncomfortable with that, I must say! I MUST SAY!
>Unvote >Vote: Tea
(Work In Progress!)
MAFIA RECORD
Crilly's Youtubefia - TOWN MASON - Town Win (Endgame Survivor)
Crilly's Crilly Mafia - TOWN COUNTER - UNRESOLVED (Lynched D5)
Kieros's Pokemafia - MAFIA ROLEBLOCKER - Town Win (Lynched D1)
Acionyx's Nightside 2 - SERIAL KILLER - Serial Killer Win (Sole Endgame Survivor)
ProfessorLizzard's TV Show Mafia - TOWN VANILLA - Town Win (Lynched D2)
Sotek's Choose Your Flavor Mafia - MAFIA BULLETPROOF - UNRESOLVED (Killed N2)
Seedy's Postfia - MAFIA MESSAGEBLOCKER - Still Ongoing (Killed N3)
mr_y_not's Grand Fishnights of Oceania - TOWN INTERCEPTOR VIGILANTE - Still Ongoing (Lynched D2)
PepperYena's Skyward Sword Mafia - TOWN VANILLA - Town Win (Endgame Survivor)
Solaris's Campfire Catastrophie - Still Ongoing
Kieros's Extreme Trainwreck Mafia 2 - Still Ongoing
Re: Choose Your Flavor Mafia: Day One (18/18 present)
Oh and for reference, I'm gonna request that whoever ultimately receives the crystal break it at the earliest possibility. Heck, give it to me and I'll shatter that thing tonight.
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Re: Choose Your Flavor Mafia: Day One (18/18 present)
why X. tell me WHY. because breaking it sounds bad, actually?
also are ye all really that jealous of my hats elect: Cat because she didnt get her coin in DHIAU
(I always get either black/blue or Red/blue, lol)
22:18 beruru red
22:18 beruru is the oblit magnet
Originally Posted by Solaris
red is the worst lynch because he is obviously the anti-wojjan GOSH
15:19 Red709 but sol weren't you listening I almost literally CAN'T gain weight
15:19 Red709 really fucking fast metabolism
15:19 Solaris okay but
15:19 Solaris going bowser
15:19 Solaris means literally eating a town
15:20 Red709 hmmmmmmmmm
15:20 Red709 depends on what town
15:20 Red709 and how much barbecue sauce I'd be allowed to use
15:24 Red709 This conversation is quite silly
15:25 Solaris well who the hell do you think you are talking to
15:25 Solaris puts on sunglasses and shoots Mirdini IN THE FACE
Originally Posted by #Mspafia
13:01 ProfessorLizzard I am magic
13:01 Red709 you're a walrus
13:01 x1372 I was going to go with school bus
13:01 ProfessorLizzard a //magic// walrus
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds x1372> ya know, come to think of it, shouldn't the townies have an easy time IDing the witches due to how TIRED they would be after staying up 5 consecutive nights?
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds ^omg
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds that explains lurkers
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds they witches arent lurking /they're sleeping/
Originally Posted by Airey
this is me, sitting here, doing nothing, just watching a cat who thinks its a mobster fighting a hippy that thinks its a cat.
01:24 Deceptive my body is ready
01:24 Deceptive for your body not being ready
Re: Choose Your Flavor Mafia: Day One (18/18 present)
x it's just crystal shards. Prebroken I'm assuming, unless you want to break them into even smaller chunks which I think is impossible in game mechanics anyway.
Re: Choose Your Flavor Mafia: Day One (18/18 present)
'SUP BITCHES.
[/fashionablylate]
Let's see what's goin' on in he-
Originally Posted by curiousCat
Lynch: A Killer Cuppa Tea
Also I will be protecting Acionyx tonight, just so the mafia knows.
Oh. Uh. Ok yeah let's-
Originally Posted by Mister Visceral
@Amos: OBVIOUSLY, it's becaue of this post:
Just look at this. Just look at it. Look at all of the slips. The subscripts suggest the potential for ulterior motives, while the superscript just reeks of the holier-than-thou air that scum just simply love to employ.
What. Wh, what, what is even-
Originally Posted by Red709
why is everyone trying to lynch me sudenly LOL
are the hats that intimidating
really
:P
go science someone else
I AM NOT ON ENOUGH DRUGS FOR THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW.
Vote Red709 until he comes up with something better than "lol don't lynch me silly children."
Re: Choose Your Flavor Mafia: Day One (18/18 present)
Ok so, crystal questions:
Can we give them away separately to lynch?
Can we split the elections so, say, one guy gets 2 and another guy gets 3? Or even 5 ways so they get one each?
What happens to the crystals of the people who die at night?
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Re: Choose Your Flavor Mafia: Day One (18/18 present)
Originally Posted by 50,000 Unstoppable Watts!
'SUP BITCHES.
[/fashionablylate]
Let's see what's goin' on in he-
Oh. Uh. Ok yeah let's-
What. Wh, what, what is even-
I AM NOT ON ENOUGH DRUGS FOR THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW.
Vote Red709 until he comes up with something better than "lol don't lynch me silly children."
hm
unless SCIENCE suddenly isnt a joke and every vote on me suddenly wasnt an RVS joke, making a joke about how dini wanted to SCIENCE me earlier isnt really indicative of guilt, I'd think, especialy when I was joking about how me making hat jokes resulted in 3 RVS stage votes
your jump, on the other hand...
visceral stop sheeping for once
(I always get either black/blue or Red/blue, lol)
22:18 beruru red
22:18 beruru is the oblit magnet
Originally Posted by Solaris
red is the worst lynch because he is obviously the anti-wojjan GOSH
15:19 Red709 but sol weren't you listening I almost literally CAN'T gain weight
15:19 Red709 really fucking fast metabolism
15:19 Solaris okay but
15:19 Solaris going bowser
15:19 Solaris means literally eating a town
15:20 Red709 hmmmmmmmmm
15:20 Red709 depends on what town
15:20 Red709 and how much barbecue sauce I'd be allowed to use
15:24 Red709 This conversation is quite silly
15:25 Solaris well who the hell do you think you are talking to
15:25 Solaris puts on sunglasses and shoots Mirdini IN THE FACE
Originally Posted by #Mspafia
13:01 ProfessorLizzard I am magic
13:01 Red709 you're a walrus
13:01 x1372 I was going to go with school bus
13:01 ProfessorLizzard a //magic// walrus
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds x1372> ya know, come to think of it, shouldn't the townies have an easy time IDing the witches due to how TIRED they would be after staying up 5 consecutive nights?
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds ^omg
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds that explains lurkers
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds they witches arent lurking /they're sleeping/
Originally Posted by Airey
this is me, sitting here, doing nothing, just watching a cat who thinks its a mobster fighting a hippy that thinks its a cat.
01:24 Deceptive my body is ready
01:24 Deceptive for your body not being ready
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Re: Choose Your Flavor Mafia: Day One (18/18 present)
Tea, Id assume the crystals are distributed by the maf like they would be if we dont elect anyone. also tied elections are usually not a thing, I wouldnt think it would be here either
(I always get either black/blue or Red/blue, lol)
22:18 beruru red
22:18 beruru is the oblit magnet
Originally Posted by Solaris
red is the worst lynch because he is obviously the anti-wojjan GOSH
15:19 Red709 but sol weren't you listening I almost literally CAN'T gain weight
15:19 Red709 really fucking fast metabolism
15:19 Solaris okay but
15:19 Solaris going bowser
15:19 Solaris means literally eating a town
15:20 Red709 hmmmmmmmmm
15:20 Red709 depends on what town
15:20 Red709 and how much barbecue sauce I'd be allowed to use
15:24 Red709 This conversation is quite silly
15:25 Solaris well who the hell do you think you are talking to
15:25 Solaris puts on sunglasses and shoots Mirdini IN THE FACE
Originally Posted by #Mspafia
13:01 ProfessorLizzard I am magic
13:01 Red709 you're a walrus
13:01 x1372 I was going to go with school bus
13:01 ProfessorLizzard a //magic// walrus
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds x1372> ya know, come to think of it, shouldn't the townies have an easy time IDing the witches due to how TIRED they would be after staying up 5 consecutive nights?
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds ^omg
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds that explains lurkers
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds they witches arent lurking /they're sleeping/
Originally Posted by Airey
this is me, sitting here, doing nothing, just watching a cat who thinks its a mobster fighting a hippy that thinks its a cat.
01:24 Deceptive my body is ready
01:24 Deceptive for your body not being ready