Transmogrification Appreciation Station

[genteelGunslinger]

Hey, genteelGunslinger, I skipped the whole discussion thread yesterday.
Do I still get cake?

Yes, tiny Nepeta clone. You get...

A MOUNTAIN CAKE!



Yea, just realised I had chosen a very tiny picture, and that I hadn't even used the whole space. Oh well.

Guess what mountain it is!

No, seriously, I can't tell, help!

I think the mountain police are after me for defacing their mountain range, and air space, with celebratory congratulations.

[wrinklefudger]

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GA: Good Evening Rose.
TT: Kanaya
GA: Would You Happen To Capable Of Informing Me At This Time Just Who Will Be Responsible For Cooking Dinner Tonight?
TT: I have the understanding that said duty belongs to Dave tonight.
GA: I Was Afraid Of That. I Do Not Wish To Insult Your Human Culture But Human Cuisine Disgusts Me.
GA: Your Coffee Is Greasy Your Sauces Lack Grubs And I Do Not Much Care For Your Human Potatoes.
GA: The Only Redeeming Instance Of Your Food Is Your Cotton Candy And Even That Is Unpleasant To Swallow
TT: I was unaware we were in possession of cotton candy.
GA: I Find That Difficult To Believe Considering I Found It In Our Shared Restrooms. Is This More Of Your Human Sarcasm?
TT: Why would I horde cotton candy in our bathrooms like some unhygienic treacle wyrm?
GA: Perhaps The Same Reason Your Cotton Candy Comes On A Piece Of String?
TT: Kanaya, would you care to tell me what you found?
GA: It Was Simply A Ball Of Vivid Red Flavorful Filament Attached To A Piece Of String And Wrapped In A Tissue. I Assumed You Were Saving It For Later. It Had A Delicious Taste That I Could Not Put My Finger On.
TT: The flavor you are speaking of is that of the human uterus.

edit: how did this get here I am not good with computer.

[safetyboots]

This would be the perfect time for an Avenue Q song. You know the one.

I'm a little confused here. "Everyones A Little Bit Racist" or "If You Were Gay"?

Apparently being a racist bastard is kawaii uguu~~

I have to spell it for you now? No, that's not why. Well, you being this dense and stubborn are one of the reasons why you are cute.

You know, all these people referring to me as the cutest would be much more awesome if they weren't all dudes.

Oh well.

Is this an invitation to a conversation about gender and sexual identity?

[ArmsAreLoud]

Congratulations wrinklefudger, you just managed to post something more fucked up than anything I've posted.

[kmsumrall]

I post my SWIGFFTI at the wrong time.

[Dexlyn]

So, what I'm getting from this thread is we tend to be nerdish, social awkward people, but that is ok, because online, on this forum, we are friends and loved ones, and we do give whatever support we can, which can mean much more than people realize.

Oh, also some stuff on racism and school but mostly we are a cool community of awesome cool people.

This is an awesome summation of what has occurred. That is the truth from now on.

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GA: Good Evening Rose.
TT: Kanaya
GA: Would You Happen To Capable Of Informing Me At This Time Just Who Will Be Responsible For Cooking Dinner Tonight?
TT: I have the understanding that said duty belongs to Dave tonight.
GA: I Was Afraid Of That. I Do Not Wish To Insult Your Human Culture But Human Cuisine Disgusts Me.
GA: Your Coffee Is Greasy Your Sauces Lack Grubs And I Do Not Much Care For Your Human Potatoes.
GA: The Only Redeeming Instance Of Your Food Is Your Cotton Candy And Even That Is Unpleasant To Swallow
TT: I was unaware we were in possession of cotton candy.
GA: I Find That Difficult To Believe Considering I Found It In Our Shared Restrooms. Is This More Of Your Human Sarcasm?
TT: Why would I horde cotton candy in our bathrooms like some unhygienic treacle wyrm?
GA: Perhaps The Same Reason Your Cotton Candy Comes On A Piece Of String?
TT: Kanaya, would you care to tell me what you found?
GA: It Was Simply A Ball Of Vivid Red Flavorful Filament Attached To A Piece Of String And Wrapped In A Tissue. I Assumed You Were Saving It For Later. It Had A Delicious Taste That I Could Not Put My Finger On.
TT: The flavor you are speaking of is that of the human uterus.

edit: how did this get here I am not good with computer.

.....I'm not even sure how to respond. MY mind seems to have blown itself all over the room.

[genteelGunslinger]

Congratulations wrinklefudger, you just managed to post something more fucked up than anything I've posted.

Actually, he has posted it twice. It's still...disturbing.

[ArmsAreLoud]

Is this an invitation to a conversation about gender and sexual identity?

A dude's a dude. If it's got a penis I'm not going to be physically attracted to it regardless of how much it says it's totally female.

[mysteriousOutsider]

I think Dani is more of a Fuji fan.

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GA: Good Evening Rose.
TT: Kanaya
GA: Would You Happen To Capable Of Informing Me At This Time Just Who Will Be Responsible For Cooking Dinner Tonight?
TT: I have the understanding that said duty belongs to Dave tonight.
GA: I Was Afraid Of That. I Do Not Wish To Insult Your Human Culture But Human Cuisine Disgusts Me.
GA: Your Coffee Is Greasy Your Sauces Lack Grubs And I Do Not Much Care For Your Human Potatoes.
GA: The Only Redeeming Instance Of Your Food Is Your Cotton Candy And Even That Is Unpleasant To Swallow
TT: I was unaware we were in possession of cotton candy.
GA: I Find That Difficult To Believe Considering I Found It In Our Shared Restrooms. Is This More Of Your Human Sarcasm?
TT: Why would I horde cotton candy in our bathrooms like some unhygienic treacle wyrm?
GA: Perhaps The Same Reason Your Cotton Candy Comes On A Piece Of String?
TT: Kanaya, would you care to tell me what you found?
GA: It Was Simply A Ball Of Vivid Red Flavorful Filament Attached To A Piece Of String And Wrapped In A Tissue. I Assumed You Were Saving It For Later. It Had A Delicious Taste That I Could Not Put My Finger On.
TT: The flavor you are speaking of is that of the human uterus.

edit: how did this get here I am not good with computer.

I am irked by the misunderstanding of human anatomy that is on display here. And also everything else.

[wrinklefudger]

Actually, he has posted it twice. It's still...disturbing.

I was trying to fix my sig and accidentally clicked reply. It is way to late for me to be doing jobs that require a brain, like typing

[CyanCat]

Actually, he has posted it twice. It's still...disturbing.

Plus it's in his sig... every time.

I managed to miss it completely until everyone said it was fucked up. Why did I look after that?

[P_equals_NP]

I'm upset by the presumption that they don't have cotton candy on the meteor.

[ArmsAreLoud]

Plus it's in his sig... every time.

I managed to miss it completely until everyone said it was fucked up. Why did I look after that?

Obligatory joke about curiosity and cats.

[wrinklefudger]

Obligatory joke about curiosity and cats.

curiosity nauseated the cyancat?

[Dexlyn]

I'm upset by the presumption that they don't have cotton candy on the meteor.

But they don't have any sugar or blue blood. You can't have cotton candy without either.

[mysteriousOutsider]

I'm upset by the presumption that they don't have cotton candy on the meteor.

You're right.

That is somewhat tragic.

[ArmsAreLoud]

You're right.

That is somewhat tragic.

They can't have Cotton Candy on the meteor because Cotton Candy is too busy making out on earth while Jake watches in bewilderment.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

I for one thought it was hilarious. Is there something the wrong with me.

They can't have Cotton Candy on the meteor because Cotton Candy is too busy making out on earth while Jake watches in bewilderment.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[safetyboots]

A dude's a dude. If it's got a penis I'm not going to be physically attracted to it regardless of how much it says it's totally female.

It's ridiculously adorable how we miserably fail to understand each other. No, that's not what I meant.

[wrinklefudger]

You're right.

That is somewhat tragic.

well who actually keeps the stuff in their house at any point in time? Every time I have eaten it, it was either at a faire, amusement park, or molecular gastronomy restaurant

[Dexlyn]

I for one thought it was hilarious. Is there something the wrong with me.

Yes there is. It is the same thing wrong with all of us that makes us great.

[CyanCat]

Obligatory joke about curiosity and cats.

I should have expected that.

curiosity nauseated the cyancat?

It's better than death... I've seen worse...

They can't have Cotton Candy on the meteor because Cotton Candy is too busy making out on earth while Jake watches in bewilderment.

So they'll get Cotton Candy when they arrive in the new session? Still, three years without it...

[recalcitrantIre]

I'm upset by the presumption that they don't have cotton candy on the meteor.

What about creamsicles? DO TH3Y H4V3 OR4NG3 CR34MS1CL3S? Terezi's probably off her knocker most of the time with all that chalk and Dave

[genteelGunslinger]

So they'll get Cotton Candy when they arrive in the new session? Still, three years without it...

This was their plan all along. To get too the CottonCandy.

[ArmsAreLoud]

It's ridiculously adorable how we miserably fail to understand each other. No, that's not what I meant.

Not entirely sure what you're trying to do here, bro.