Mythos

[Wessolf27]

Girl: Attempt to escape, get bitten.

[Otcishot]

Girl: >"WAIT I'M NOT DEAD YET!"
>Attempt to escape, get bitten.



Shit, yes, you would totally run far away from those crazy vamps and try to save your life but sadly you can't, only if you weren't already dead... Damn the bastard who stabbed you and culled your neck.

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Wow, seems that she didn't see that one coming

The bastard who did this probably didn't even say: It was knife to meet you

Are you proud of that wordplay?

No, I believe I could have said something funnier

Where did you find her?

I was looking for some burglar to bring you but I found her lying in an alley, I put an end to her ache... or should I say, AXE?

That doesn't even rhymes! ... wait, is she a harlot?

No, I don't think so

Are you sure?

JUST DRINK THE BLOOD

[snuffysam]

> Everyone knows harlot blood is highly acidic.
> Make a nice balsamic vinegarette.

[CzBacklash]

I like dad, he's rather PUNNY.

>Feast

[Grug]

> Cervantes: Be more Paternal

[brainfree]

Does it really matter? Human STDs are just tangy flavorings to our kind.

...Also its highly rude to just assume someone os a harlot.

[PersonPerson]

Do what snuffysam said.

[Wessolf27]

Uhh... save leftovers for later in the fridge? Wouldn't wanna waste a good meal?

[Staff Deployment]

> She might have AIDS don't do it

[Yamtaggler]

>You dead don' worry 'bout it.

[Otcishot]

Fiorella: >Feast
>She might have AIDS don't do it
>You dead don' worry 'bout it.

Exactly, vampires are already dead... or, well, they're undead beings who are immune to all human diseases. Actually, you don't feel very comfortable sucking a strumpet's blood.



You fixed her face because it was freaking you out, I guess it's time to bring the party to the conversation.

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That's it.

Was it a knife meal?

Cut it.

Pun intended?

ARGH, I MEAN, QUIT IT.

Hahaha! Aren't you going to eat the flesh?

No, I barely could suck her blood, that's enough, just the thought of eating a harlot's flesh disgusts me.

I don't think she's a harlot, actually, nowadays most girls dress like that

What a pity

I don't know, some boys dress like that as well, but they're highly colorful and prominent and then there's others that dress like your friend Clyde.

Speaking of the devil

What's with Clyde?

He's throwing a party at his penthouse...

And?

He invited me... AND, AND ALSO YOU IF YOU WANNA COME!

Soooo?

Can I go? please? pretty please?

Mmm...

[CzBacklash]

>Begrudgingly say that dad's jokes would be a hoot at this little gathering to butter him up to the idea.

[manueledug]

let her go goddamn xD

[Yamtaggler]

>Dad: Whatever you do, don't let her go to that party. In fact, you had better go there without her to make sure she doesn't show up.

[PersonPerson]

Edit: Actually, I third this.

[Grug]

> Chaperone

[snuffysam]

>Dad: Whatever you do, don't let her go to that party. In fact, you had better go there without her to make sure she doesn't show up.

Seconded

[brainfree]

Let her go by herself, but if she gets back even ONE SECOND after curfew she will be "Pun"nished.

[Wessolf27]

>Begrudgingly say that dad's jokes would be a hoot at this little gathering to butter him up to the idea.

This one.

[Bohandas]

>Finish your harlot first, then we'll talk.

[Otcishot]

Fiorella: >Begrudgingly say that dad's jokes would be a hoot at this little gathering to butter him up to the idea. x2

Cervantes: >Whatever you do, don't let her go to that party. In fact, you had better go there without her to make sure she doesn't show up. x3
>let her go goddamn
>Let her go by herself, but if she gets back even ONE SECOND after curfew she will be "Pun"nished.

Seems that we have a disagreement, it's time for you two to use your eloquence.

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I'm not sure why should I let you attend by yourself to this frolic your friend is planning to realize

Please, father, the invitation to this reunion also concerns you, since you are one of the people selected to go, therefore I would not be without any responsible fatherly figure.

But might I inquire how do you plan for us to arrive to the U.S?

That's very simple, you can hire a private jet that will lead us to an airport in the U.S but we have to analyze the time, the departure hour must be planned with care so we can arrive at night and go to a hotel. A day before the party when the moon is out we go to Clyde's house, spend the night there and next day be the first in the party, without the complications of mobilization due to sun rays.

Wow, I have to applaud your enthusiasm, have you planned what are you going to eat and how are you going to skip your 6-6 sleep?

I'm going to rest at least three days in a row and I was counting on you for the meals.

Well, I don't see a reason for us to not go... and maybe I could tell your friends some of my funniest jokes

Yeah... do that, sure...

Okay, we're going.

Thanks, dad

Prego, tesoro mio.

[PersonPerson]

Yay.
Go to explore your home more.

[snuffysam]

>Wait why does Clyde live in the US? Does he live in the Smithsonian or something?

[CzBacklash]

>Go pack for the trip. It may be early but why the hell not? This'll be the most kickass getaway ever. Best be prepared.

[hero122]

>Hug the nice man!