> Clyde: Be a transvestite genie hipster pirate.
Fiorella: >Hug the nice man!
>Hug your father with the utmost daughterly affection you can muster
That's the least he deserves.
Vampires are such disturbing creatures.
Fiorella: >Go to explore your home more.
>Go pack for the trip. It may be early but why the hell not? This'll be the most kickass getaway ever. Best be prepared.
That's sounds like quite a plan...
But it's already 6 am.
Clyde: >Be a transvestite genie hipster pirate.
>Wait why does Clyde live in the US? Does he live in the Smithsonian or something?
What the fuck... also, that's a good question let us be Clyde to explain all that...
WHAT THE... OKAY, LET'S MOVE ON
Who's this asshole?
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I'm way too cool to have a signature... wait a second...
Gregory McPhillips idk xd
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> Insert name
You're going to be straight, you try to avoid any type of bullshit. What? Who the hell would actually believe that your name is Spookums Spermtail the Fucking Ghost. You're just a scottish guy who happens to be dead. Your name is Steven Walker and you were 21 years old before your death, you're mad about it.
I thought that was a hat in his head
> admire your fancy 'hat'
>Read bloody parchment.
Let's have fun with this, don't let me down now.
(Finally changed my freaking avatar.)
> Explain why any self-respecting scottish bloke would adorn himself with such a hideous piece such as that monocle.