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    AdultStuck (SBURB City) Topic III: (Rebooted as Librarian's Grimoire; Details inside)

    Characters sheets, forums, old fanart, author's notes, etc.








    Player: Resume Game


    After a good night's rest, you attempt to load up AdultStuck (the incredibly bizarre expansion pack), hoping that that damn patch has finally loaded. It looks like you've still got a minute or two, so in the meantime, you decide to maybe think a little about events, maybe come up to speed on things a bit, maybe do a little recap.

    When we last left our ragtag bunch of violent and crazy eleven year old/five sweep olds, Kitty a.k.a. feralAncient a.k.a. Bastet Maryam Sekhmet a.k.a. Kanaya's adopted "daughter" a.k.a. the Thief Of Heart a.k.a. designated kid protagonist had - during an innocent diplomatic trip to Carapace Town with John, Karkat, Dave, and Sollux and children Kitty's age - found herself drafted by the planet's First Guardian and brothel madame' LITTLE PHOEBE to protect two refuge' clowns and fight off the MOST FEARED CLOWN THIS SIDE OF GAMZEE, enjoyableEVENING. She was forced to go out and gather all of the other children on the trip, which inadvertently led to sneaking into the MIDNIGHT CASINO during a VIOLENT SHOOTOUT in an attempt to rescue a kidnapped SOLLUX.

    Unfortunately, Kitty failed to rescue Sollux, but she DID manage to save BONE, a very cheerful and friendly and also
    distressingly STRONG TRIBAL, also known as a FURRY, a race of fur covered mammalian humanoids of which very little is known but who seem to be BADASSES FOR SOME REASON.

    As SOLLUX and a fellow captive SKYDWELLER (a strange and seemingly violent bird race perpetually attacking flintlockENTHUSIAST for unintentional warcrimes) PROFESSOR remain UNRESCUED, adults JOHN EGBERT, KARKAT VANTAS, DAVE STRIDER, PROBLEM SHERIFF, ACE DEPUTY, AND THE ARMED RANGER prepare for an ASSAULT on the MIDNIGHT CASINO to rescue the POOR BASTARDS. Also, John has managed to land himself a hate date with the First Guardian, despite humans being shitty at BLACKROM, mostly because HE WOULD HAVE FELT BAD OTHERWISE. THIS CAN ONLY END WELL.

    oceanRISING a.k.a. ANILIN IANTHE a.k.a. THE FISHY PRINCESS a.k.a. THE WITCH OF HOPE was told by an as yet unknown hacker clown (illustratedVIOLENCE) about draconicMACHINE'S role in "TRICKING" Anilin into blowing her crush Kitty's arm off during a teenage hormones instigated violent rage. She has PLANS to drag draconicMACHINE into a WAND/GUN DUEL during the NEXT FLARP, which as it turns out will happen THE VERY NEXT DAY. She may ALSO BE POSSESSED by PANDORA, one of the DARK GODS OF THE FURTHEST RING, who also seems to be WEIRDLY HUMAN and REALLY BAD AT HER JOB. Pandora seems to be preparing the world to fend off GAIA, an even more ancient and corrupted DARK GOD who used to serve as the ANTITHESIS to LORD ENGLISH, who is half dead and recuperating somewhere on GALLIFREY. Pandora hopes to destroy them both, but so far HAS FAILED.

    draconicMACHINE a.k.a. DIEM a.k.a. THE SEER OF DOOM a.k.a. DIAMOND DROOG'S ADOPTED SON a.k.a. ARADIA'S ADOPTED SON KIDNAPPED FROM HER ALONG WITH dimensionalRIP AT A VERY YOUNG AGE reluctantly plans to JOIN THE FLARP for the first time in a long time, having spent most of his time in a UNDERGROUND HIVE hiding from the world and INSULTING PEOPLE. He's been DRAGGED OUT FIGURATIVELY by his OLD FRIENDS and GANG MEMBERS, most especially the aformentioned dimensionalRip, with whom he has a mutual sort of kind of maybe crush (on his part: It is more of a LOVVVVVVVVE ME NOWWWWWWWW crush on her part). Making things somewhat more complicated is that a CLONE OF HIS MOTHER from an ALTERNATE CITY (PERHAPS EVEN AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE) also appears to have SOME SORT OF SHIPPING TEASE with him. Sadly the aforementioned clone is PRESENTLY BEING HORRIBLY ABUSED by DM'S ROBOTIC COUNTERPART, DIA for no clear reason other than DIA HATES DIEM. This is not even getting into DR's maybe-blackrom with ruthlessDARWINIST, who according to a DREAM BUBBLE might have SOME SORT OF THING for him AS WELL.

    VRISKA EGBERT-SERKET and ARADIA MEGIDO (along with the GHOST OF FEFERI PEIXES) meanwhile are PREPARING TO DEFEND THE CORPSE OF TAVROS from UNKNOWN FORCES who appear to be determined to DESTROY the ghosts of the DEAD TROLLS. Tavros and Feferi are the last ones left.



    Ah, the patch has finally loaded and the game is ready. Guess it's time to ENTER.


    >Player: Press Start

    You are now faced with an important choice before you can continue.

    You will have to select one of the following plot lines to pursue first. Once you do so, you will be unable to switch to or view the other PROTAGONISTS until you reach the end of that storyline! At which point you will be required to SELECT AGAIN.

    Once every storyline has finished, ACT TWO: HIGH NOON AT CARAPACE TOWN will finally be AT AN END, and we will progress to ACT THREE, skipping ahead two years...



    MAKE YOUR CHOICE.



    Laughter Of Children
    feralAncient, literaryEmpress, constantThinker, flintlockEnthusiast, technicianMagician, deepseaTyphoon, loveTemptress, enjoyableEvening, terrifyingYuks


    "High Noon"
    JOHN EGBERT, DAVE STRIDER, KARKAT VANTAS, PROBLEM SHERIFF



    "FLARP BOWL 5"
    oceanRising, ironicSincerity, ghastlyIncendiary, ragingVanguard, draconicMachine, dimensionalRip, ruthlessDarwinist, attractionFaustus



    "Double Moebius Aradia Reacharound"

    ARADIA MEGIDO, VRISKA SEKRET, FEFERI PEIXES, TAVROS NITRAM


    "Enter: ????????"
    oceanRising, ironicSincerity, constantThinker, feralAncient, draconicMachine, aeonianAegis, enjoyableEvening

    Finish the other four first.
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    Re: AdultStuck Topic III: CHARACTER SELECT TIME.

    I vote for FLARP BOWL 5

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    Re: AdultStuck Topic III: CHARACTER SELECT TIME.

    >Flarp Bowl 5 sounds fun

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    Re: AdultStuck Topic III: CHARACTER SELECT TIME.

    Double Moebius Aradia Reacharound!

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    Re: AdultStuck Topic III: CHARACTER SELECT TIME.

    FLARP BOWL V

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    Re: AdultStuck Topic III: CHARACTER SELECT TIME.

    do i have to be a reader to be an artist

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    Re: AdultStuck Topic III: CHARACTER SELECT TIME.

    Ffffff, I want to choose The Laughter of Children BUT I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T so yeah, lets see... I vote for the Double Moebius Aradia Reacharound.
    ... Not like I wanted to second Ruki or anything. >,>

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    Re: AdultStuck Topic III: CHARACTER SELECT TIME.

    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeAipom View Post
    do i have to be a reader to be an artist
    I would prefer you read it at some point, yes. Though you don't have to have, like, read it beforehand to apply I suppose.

    Any further questions should be PM'ed to me.
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    Re: AdultStuck Topic III: CHARACTER SELECT TIME.

    In this order:
    1. FLARP BOWL 5
    2. Double Mobius Aradia Reacharound
    3. High Noon
    4. The Laughter Of Children
    DANI IS THE COOLEST AND SO IS CANDY CORN

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    Re: AdultStuck Topic III: CHARACTER SELECT TIME.

    My choices would probably change had if I knew how long they all were, but running on the fact that "The Laughter of Children" is un-voted for and seems like it'd be the best finale, FLARP BOWL 5 IT IS.
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    Re: AdultStuck Topic III: CHARACTER SELECT TIME.

    Flarp Bowl 5

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    Re: AdultStuck Topic III: CHARACTER SELECT TIME.

    Quote Originally Posted by The NL Penguin View Post
    My choices would probably change had if I knew how long they all were, but running on the fact that "The Laughter of Children" is un-voted for and seems like it'd be the best finale, FLARP BOWL 5 IT IS.
    FLARP BOWL V is admittedly probably the longest, due to all the potential for goofing around.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Godfrey View Post
    FLARP BOWL V is admittedly probably the longest, due to all the potential for goofing around.
    Might as well get it out of the way, then! ......Nope, still .p
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    Re: AdultStuck Topic III: CHARACTER SELECT TIME.

    FLARP

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    Re: AdultStuck Topic III: CHARACTER SELECT TIME.

    FLARP.

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    Re: AdultStuck Topic III: CHARACTER SELECT TIME.

    >Fl8rp Fl8rp Fl8rp Fl8rp Fl8rp Fl8rp Fl8rp Fl8rp
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    Re: AdultStuck Topic III: CHARACTER SELECT TIME.

    >"The Laughter Of Children"

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    Re: AdultStuck Topic III: CHARACTER SELECT TIME.

    >"FLARP BOWL 5"




    VC: Good morning, FLARP fanth! And welcome to the FLARP BOWL V Pre-Game Thhow!
    VC: We're your hothtth. I'm virtualCherubhim.
    UC: And I'm Morgan Freeman.







    UC: It is just beautiful out there today, VC. Wonderful FLARPing weather, not too hot, not too uncomfortable.
    VC: Let'th hope that continueth, Moe!
    VC: For thothe of you jutht joining in over the commercial break, we've had an exciting day of newth here.
    UC: Oh yes, very exciting.
    UC: Brando's team dropping out after a very successful year of FLARP games, Tennant sticking with his unusual class choice and his "One Campanion" rule, the confirmed appearance of Piratess Ripblade...
    VC: That'th not all, Moe!
    VC: Don't forget that it theemth that up and coming pop rock band RGB hath joined at the latht minute.
    UC: Indeed, VC. And that's going to create some problems for Kawaii Bro and Desu Sis, the team headed by ironicSincerity, the clone of Dirk Strider himself.
    UC: With rebelGeneral playing for RGB in this competition instead of "Bro and Sis", IS is left without a long range, heavy damage teammate.
    VC: A really very unfortuante turn of eventth for him, Moe.
    VC: ITh ith a fan favorite at FLARPTh. I think everyone ith really hoping he'll find thome way of picking up the thlack.
    VC: But with only himthelf and a thneaky rogue to rely on, not to mention thurprithe makeoutth
    VC: Eh heh heh heh
    VC: I'm jutht not thure thith ith going to bee the beetht competition for hith team.
    UC: True, but I wouldn't count them out yet.
    UC: IS and CR are trained Knights, even outside of FLARPing. And IS is a very competent and clever swordsman in his own right.
    UC: I think it's possible they might find a way to make a excellent showing here today.
    VC: There'th no way they're going to find another guy tho thhortly, though.
    UC: Oh, yes, I agree with you there, VC.
    UC: We'll just have to see what happens.
    UC: If nothing else it'll be fascinating to see what RGB does in combat. For their sake I hope they're as at home on the field of battle as they are on the stage.
    VC: We'll thee, Moe. We'll thee.
    VC: And perhapth one of the biggetht pieceth of newth today ith draconicMachine'th apparent return to the FLARP circuit.
    UC: Very shocking and exciting news.
    UC: I'm still not entirely sure it's true, frankly.
    VC: Me neither. But very exciting if it ith.
    VC: draconicMachine'th team made a VERY thtrong thhowing back in the firtht FLARP BOWL.
    VC: And they abtholutely dominated FLARP BOWL II and III.
    VC: Not to mention a great deal of other eventth.
    VC: But around FLARP BOWL IV, when, ath the viewerth are I'm thure aware, hith team experienced a great perthonal tragedy when one of their playerth went miththing, prethumed dead.
    UC: A very disturbing and sad day for everyone, VC. draconicMachine just dropped off the map, and the team hasn't been the same since.
    VC: They have beeen utterly cruthhed at every thingle FLARP meet.
    VC: But if he'th really back with the team we could very well thee a beeautiful return to form.
    UC: Mmmhmm. Cautiously optimistic on that. It has been a little while, and you don't fix a team over night, but it will be very interesting to see how this all plays out.
    VC: What wath their name, again?
    UC: ...What?
    VC: The team name.
    UC: Who's?
    VC: You know. draconicMachine. The guy we were jutht talking about.
    UC: Seriously?
    VC: I kind of forgot.
    UC: How can you forget that?
    UC: It's obviously
    UC: ...
    UC: The name was obviously
    UC: ...
    VC: ...You can't remembeer either, can you.
    UC: ...No.

    What was draconicMachine and dimensionalRip's team's/gang's name?

    (Important things to remember: DM and DR are Droog and Slick's "kids". The team is technically an offshoot of the Midnight Crew. Thanks to DM's Doc Scratch themes it has heavy Felt references. There's also DM's dragon and robotics themes to consider, Time, his Aradia fetish, etc.)


    Enter DM's team/gang's name:

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    >Rush hour 2: Electric boondoggle
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    > The Antagonists

    > Fuck It

    > The Felt (So original mirite)

    > Jolly Green Giants

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    >The Dimlight Crew
    DANI IS THE COOLEST AND SO IS CANDY CORN

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    The Punch Clock Deck

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    The Junior Midnight Crew.

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    >Jade Dragons

    >Clockbreakers

    >The Moonshine Crew

    >English Envoys

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    >I'm going to edit aspiringHelpfulness' Clockbreakers into The Megido Clockbreakers.

    ALSO: MORGAN FREAKING FREEMNAN!!! Thank you, but what's his chumhandle? You didn't say. unbridaledCharisma?
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