Kill ALL the Vriskas!: A silly fan adventure
So long, thanks for all the fish...
My first thought (on the character): Who's this douchebag?
Seriously, I thought it was funny. Oh by the way, since Hoofy uses bold black in disguise, how are we gonna handle dice rolls?
derp can use italics in that event.
Yes this is what I meant to type.
Well, between the Batshit Insane Dance Master, the 4 Chan Pony, and the Short Mad Scientist with Delusions of Grandeur (but I repeat myself...), it seems that Evan, Minami, and Oriannas will be having a rather interesting trip to Rapture.
This is before accounting for any little girls with addictive power-up drugs on them and their large diving-suit wearing guardians. Not to mention anything special fork/Orph throws our way.
...Dammit, with my luck Rapture was built right on top of R'lyeh.
...Wait, since this is future-Rapture, there're probably Big Sisters running around.
(Unless I don't get in, then it'll be fun to watch.)
Ah, I didn't realize that the rebuilt Rapture was separate from the old one. How are they connected? Just like, and old, ruined section off to one side, or is there ocean in between?
Yep, this is totally going to go perfectly for all involved...
Minami feels a chill run down her spine. As though somebody just walked over her grave. Her loyal companion, Taiga nuzzles her affectionately in an effort to comfort her.
"I got a baaaaaaad feeling about this one, Taiga..."
And then they were both eaten by a shoggoth.
Okay, let's stop for now. Don't want to do too much before we actually start.
Alright, we are starting here. causticlyOptimitious, sorry, but you lost your chance. In his (her?) place will be theBSDude. snoomanwaff, sorry for not responding to this earlier, but being obsessive is a good enough flaw. Poor luck you're fine leaving out. Unless you want a -1 on all your dicerolls. theBSdude, your character shouldn't have heard of ADAM thanks to the SCP Foundation confiscating all samples and expunging all related data, but I'll let it slide. Say she heard a rumor or something.
As was previously stated, you are all in the arrival docks of Rapture, having taken a bathysphere down to the ocean floor. The atmosphere is sufficiently creepy, and the last of you (we'll make that Ludwig) has just arrived. The sounds of creaking metal emanate from beyond the three doors leading out of the arrival docks, labeled New Arcadia, To Adonis Luxury Resort, and Hearth of Hestia.
Lily: Take a break from staring at the pony and start staring at the 70's OoPArt.
EDIT: Said rumor was about Sarrif and Bei Fong Inc.'s up-coming augs being related to something out of Rapture. (Unless I'm misremembering the giant doc)
Last edited by theBSDude; 03-28-2012 at 07:01 PM.
Set up at a local diner and break into the secret wifi signals the ADAM smugglers use for communications. You should be able to hack into it easily and secretly.