Big Honking Crossover - Bigger and Honkier

[forkinyoureye]

Really? I thought it was crappy, to be honest.

It's Crazy Awesome, that's what it is.

[Quirk]

Really? I thought it was crappy, to be honest.

Dude. His name is Ludwig, Master of the Dance. You don't just get that title placed on you. You have to earn it.

[theBSDude]

Welcome to the forums, by the way.

Thanks. It looks pretty nice around here; I like it.

[thunderheadSeeker]

My first thought (on the character): Who's this douchebag?

Seriously, I thought it was funny. Oh by the way, since Hoofy uses bold black in disguise, how are we gonna handle dice rolls?

[forkinyoureye]

derp can use italics in that event.

Yes this is what I meant to type.

[thunderheadSeeker]

derp can use italics in that event.

Oh yeah, that works too herp

[NeonProdigy]

...Huh.

Well, between the Batshit Insane Dance Master, the 4 Chan Pony, and the Short Mad Scientist with Delusions of Grandeur (but I repeat myself...), it seems that Evan, Minami, and Oriannas will be having a rather interesting trip to Rapture.

This is before accounting for any little girls with addictive power-up drugs on them and their large diving-suit wearing guardians. Not to mention anything special fork/Orph throws our way.

...Dammit, with my luck Rapture was built right on top of R'lyeh.

[forkinyoureye]

...Dammit, with my luck Rapture was built right on top of R'lyeh.

Cue evil laugh.

[theBSDude]

...Wait, since this is future-Rapture, there're probably Big Sisters running around.

Shit.

(Unless I don't get in, then it'll be fun to watch.)

[forkinyoureye]

...Wait, since this is future-Rapture, there're probably Big Sisters running around.

Shit.

(Unless I don't get in, then it'll be fun to watch.)

This is rebuilt Rapture. I think the original was wrecked a while after Bioshock 2.

Of course, that doesn't mean you won't be exploring the ruins of the old Rapture...

[NeonProdigy]

Cue evil laugh.

Minami unlocks and opens the large, well secured, five-inch thick steel door to reveal a horde of tentacles.

She quickly slams it shut and locks it back, walking away quickly and muttering: "Nope nope nope. I've seen enough hentai to know where that was going."

[forkinyoureye]

"Nope nope nope. I've seen enough hentai to know where that was going."

On a similar note, I'll probably be livestreaming Cthulhu Saves the World at some point.

[theBSDude]

Ah, I didn't realize that the rebuilt Rapture was separate from the old one. How are they connected? Just like, and old, ruined section off to one side, or is there ocean in between?

[forkinyoureye]

Ah, I didn't realize that the rebuilt Rapture was separate from the old one. How are they connected? Just like, and old, ruined section off to one side, or is there ocean in between?

It was rebuilt on the same site, just on a smaller scale. So it's more or less surrounded by a ring of underwater ruins.

[thunderheadSeeker]

...Dammit, with my luck Rapture was built right on top of R'lyeh.

Evan, against his better judgement, reaches into the pool of ADAM. There's something in there.
He pulls the object out to find... A cue ball? He reminds himself that he's in a bar, or at least what was one once.

Then he hears a strangely calm voice.

[Hello.]

[NeonProdigy]

Courage now, Evan. He's wearing a white suit, not a black one. And he's pretty short and stubby rather than tall and slender.

Doesn't make him less dangerous, but at least you won't be hit with your crippling phobia right off the bat!

[forkinyoureye]

Yep, this is totally going to go perfectly for all involved...

[NeonProdigy]

Minami feels a chill run down her spine. As though somebody just walked over her grave. Her loyal companion, Taiga nuzzles her affectionately in an effort to comfort her.

"I got a baaaaaaad feeling about this one, Taiga..."

And then they were both eaten by a shoggoth.

[forkinyoureye]

Okay, let's stop for now. Don't want to do too much before we actually start.

[forkinyoureye]

Alright, we are starting here. causticlyOptimitious, sorry, but you lost your chance. In his (her?) place will be theBSDude. snoomanwaff, sorry for not responding to this earlier, but being obsessive is a good enough flaw. Poor luck you're fine leaving out. Unless you want a -1 on all your dicerolls. theBSdude, your character shouldn't have heard of ADAM thanks to the SCP Foundation confiscating all samples and expunging all related data, but I'll let it slide. Say she heard a rumor or something.

As was previously stated, you are all in the arrival docks of Rapture, having taken a bathysphere down to the ocean floor. The atmosphere is sufficiently creepy, and the last of you (we'll make that Ludwig) has just arrived. The sounds of creaking metal emanate from beyond the three doors leading out of the arrival docks, labeled New Arcadia, To Adonis Luxury Resort, and Hearth of Hestia.

[theBSDude]

Lily: Take a break from staring at the pony and start staring at the 70's OoPArt.
The fuck?

EDIT: Said rumor was about Sarrif and Bei Fong Inc.'s up-coming augs being related to something out of Rapture. (Unless I'm misremembering the giant doc)

[forkinyoureye]

Oh, and if you haven't already, you're going to want to take a look at this thing to see how this works.

[MasterBlade]

Hoofy- Take a break from being stared at, look around for a wifi bar to set up your gear at.

[forkinyoureye]

Hoofy- Take a break from being stared at, look around for a wifi bar to set up your gear at.

There doesn't seem to be anything like that nearby. The most advanced thing you can see is 1990s tech, and that's being generous.

[MasterBlade]

...right.

Set up at a local diner and break into the secret wifi signals the ADAM smugglers use for communications. You should be able to hack into it easily and secretly.