New Arrivals [text] (Actually updating regularly this time, I swear to god)

[Jetroid]

>Do something productive for once.

[Xindaris]

>Produce an apple. Because it's produce.

>Check the pre-looted corpse to make sure there wasn't an inventory ring on it somewhere.

>Check a non-looted corpse for inventory rings. Don't forget the ears, and dare I say it, nose.

[red pharoah]

>Initiate SKIRMISH with whatever got in your eye.

[Sparks]

>Initiate SKIRMISH with whatever got in your eye.

You fail to do so as it has already been slain by MUCH BLINKING.

>Check the pre-looted corpse to make sure there wasn't an inventory ring on it somewhere.

You check over the guy's bleeding pre-looted corpse, and amazingly enough, if he had an Inventory Ring on him, it's been looted. Time to move on before it starts decomposing.

>Check a non-looted corpse for inventory rings. Don't forget the ears, and dare I say it, nose.

You head over to another corpse and wait a minute, people put those thinks through their noses? There's no way in hell you're looting it if it comes from there. Either way, this guy looks slightly different from the other bodies you've found.

He's a bit older, some grey coming into his hair, and his clothes are a bit lighter in shade than the other guys. A higher rank? Either way, he's got a cuirass on that's pretty much wrecked, bashed, broken, pierced in a couple of places, and covered in blood. Not very appealing. Nothing on his ears, but you rifle through his pockets, and he's got a pretty normal inventory ring, which you quickly check the contents of.

Let's see, some crossbow bolts, the crossbow itself missing, probably used in the battle, a few metal dice with some symbols scribbled onto them, a spatula, a couple of knives, clean change of clothes, some boots, and that's pretty much it. You guess he kept most of his good stuff at home or something. You pocket the bolts and dice, along with the knives, since the dice probably explode or something, and one can never have enough knives, but you leave his clothes on him, since they probably wouldn't fit anyway.

With the corpse looted, you get back up, and hope that you didn't get any blood on you.

What will you do?

[Jetroid]

>Use the corpses as decoys.

[Sparks]

>Use the corpses as decoys.

Decoys for what?

[Jetroid]

>Decoys of Decoys, obviously.

>They won't know your decoys were actually decoys of the decoys until it's too late.

[Sparks]

>Decoys of Decoys, obviously.

>They won't know your decoys were actually decoys of the decoys until it's too late.

You would like to say that that makes perfect sense, but you would be lying to yourself. Your brain is weird sometimes. Well, most of the time, anyway. Still, it's not like there's a shortage of cadavers to join the corpse party, so you're not sure what the point of dragging around this husk would be.

What will you do?

[Jetroid]

>Go do something USEFUL.

[Sparks]

>Go do something USEFUL.

You've been screwing around doing nothing in particular for too long. You decide to head downstairs to where the crate-people were, and as you approach it, you hear arguing coming from inside, mostly female voices. Looks like most of the Hags are awake.

"...So leave before anyone gets any stupid ideas, got it?"

"You think we're just going to take commands from some pirate like you?"

"I'm telling you to get on with your damn lives. You've got nothing worth stealing, so-"

"Oh, so you've checked, have you? Clearly I should just take orders from you from now on-"

"Um, maybe we should just take his advice and-"

"Hey, has anyone seen where-"

"We are not going to let him order us around, he should be glad I'm not just-"

"-Went, since I can't see her here-"

"Oh would you just shut the fuck up already?"

You walk in, and while the arguing doesn't completely stop, you've definitely gotten some attention.

"Look, you're not dead, and we don't want the ship, so just take it and get out already, to whatever magical land you call home, ok?"

The woman who was apparently the one arguing with Jack Scott turns around to face you. She's definitely one of the oldest there, and she's wearing the same thing as that one crazy dream lady thing.

"Well, another one who-"

"Oh, just let us go, ok? It's not wonder we got attacked when you keep acting like that."

Oh, thank god, someone sane. The first Hag turns to face you with a I'm definitely going to murder you over this later look, and tries to start asserting her authority, but you appear to have broken her stride, and by now the rest of the Hags had had enough of her, and proceed to ignore her, while a couple of other Hags proceed to negotiate with Jack. Well, crisis averted. You guess they just have really shitty management since they don't all appear to be assholes.

What will you do?

[Jetroid]

>Initiate SKIRMISH with first hag.

[red pharoah]

>Oldest hag: wait a minute that woman looks familiar

[Sparks]

>Oldest hag: wait a minute that woman looks familiar

You woke up right about the time that someone yelling at everyone to shut the fuck up pierced your dreams, you reluctantly pulled yourself up. Up until you had your dream ruined, it was pretty nice. A bit more vivid than usual, but nothing too special.

You look around the busy room and wait a minute, that woman looks familiar hang on, she's that one young lady who ruined your dream! And killed your pony. And smashed your head into the ground. And repeatedly applied her boot forcefully to your head. She's even wearing the same clothes! What the hell is going on?

What will you do?

[mysticCharlatan]

>Command one of your peons to spy on her. If she can invade dreams she may be dangerous.

[Sparks]

>Command one of your peons to spy on her. If she can invade dreams she may be dangerous.

"You, come over here."

You say to a random insubordinate, who quickly complies.

"I want you to closely monitor that pirate girl. Spy on her if you have to."

"Um, why? And aren't we leaving in a minute-"

"Just do it, and don't report back to me until we leave or she tries something."

"Tries what?"

You decline to answer and instead shove her as far as you can, which, given your age and general lack of physical ability, isn't far, but it's enough to get her on the job. While there are a lot of people who can walk through dreams, this one didn't sound like she was doing it deliberately, and didn't seem to hold any control over your dreams, which means she's either inexperienced or stupid. Either way, she managed to get into your mind without you detecting her by your defenses, which warrants investigation in any case.

Now that that's done, what will you do?

[Sparks]

>Command one of your peons to spy on her. If she can invade dreams she may be dangerous.

"You, come over here."

You say to a random insubordinate, who quickly complies.

"I want you to closely monitor that pirate girl. Spy on her if you have to."

"Um, why? And aren't we leaving in a minute-"

"Just do it, and don't report back to me until we leave or she tries something."

"Tries what?"

You decline to answer and instead shove her as far as you can, which, given your age and general lack of physical ability, isn't far, but it's enough to get her on the job. While there are a lot of people who can walk through dreams, this one didn't sound like she was doing it deliberately, and didn't seem to hold any control over your dreams, which means she's either inexperienced or stupid. Either way, she managed to get into your mind without you detecting her by your defenses, which warrants investigation in any case.

Now that that's done, what will you do?

[Xindaris]

>Double post: Actually be an instance of time rewinding due to Martin or some other, more irresponsible time mage, doing something dumb.
>Everyone in the entire universe: Get deja vu.

[Jetroid]

>^Best idea.

>Universe: Split into two copies. One with a weakish woman seeking Terra, the other with the gruff bold-text woman seeking Terra.

[Sparks]

>Double post: Actually be an instance of time rewinding due to Martin or some other, more irresponsible time mage, doing something dumb.

OK YOU'VE GOT THIS UNDER CONTROL NO PARADOXES HERE JUST HAVE TO STABILISE EVERYTHING

Ok, you think you've got this right. Hopefully this'll be a bit smoother next time. Still, this is a landmark in your experiment, and you're sure that there haven't been any side effects. Nope, nothing at all.

>Everyone in the entire universe: Get deja vu.

Hmm? You swear to god you just did that. Oh well, couldn't be anything important.

What will you do?

[Jetroid]

>Seeing as we're everyone in the entire universe, we should...

>Form a Hive Mind.

[Xindaris]

...Nah. Lessee here,
>How about those two men back in Carsil? The guys who argued a bunch? Are they still arguing about how they got Terra poisoned or what?

[Sparks]

>How about those two men back in Carsil? The guys who argued a bunch? Are they still arguing about how they got Terra poisoned or what?

Nah, they're just arguing about the group of smugglers that had been captured and revealed to be part of a much bigger scheme that they didn't know much about to be exact and may be under threat of assassination due to screwing up their job since they may just be the beginning of a massive operation. Nothing too important.

What will you do?

[Jetroid]

>What about that g---wait what?

>As everyone in the universe, we already know all about this of course. So please, inform...

>fuck it i don't even care anymore this is too complicated.

[goggleman64]

> As everyone in the Universe, do a synchronized dance routine.

> Also be those guys even though they only have one conspiracy that they are neck-deep in.

[Sparks]

> As everyone in the Universe, do a synchronized dance routine.

What? Hell no. You're a busy everyone in the Universe, you've got shit to do. Maybe some square-dancing later, but not right now.

> Also be those guys even though they only have one conspiracy that they are neck-deep in.

You are now those two guys, also known as Briar and Masterson, and you are BALLS-DEEP in conspiracy. There is so much conspiracy up in this bitch that you don't know what to do with it. Which is why you went to your commanding officer, who is currently figuring out the correct course of action. You fell back to your regular course of action, which is arguing about things. Again. You decided to cut it short this time, since you really didn't have much to argue about right now.

What will you do?