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    Re: LandLost [text] (Begin Chapter 3: In which things happen)

    >Tell us about yourself.
    Your name is Jetroid, and your chumhandle is chronicGeomancer, or would be if you knew what Pesterchum was.
    You enjoy reading online adventures in a variety of formats, from user driven text-based stories to full blown comics. You also enjoy video games.

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    Re: LandLost [text] (Begin Chapter 3: In which things happen)

    >Since you're text, reveal yourself in the most appropiate manner possible:

    You are the wall, it is you.
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    Re: LandLost [text] (Begin Chapter 3: In which things happen)

    Quote Originally Posted by Jetroid View Post
    >Tell us about yourself.
    You don't really have much to say right now. You really said it before. You're the quartermaster, you've been on the ship for almost as long as Jack, that's really it. You're really not one to go on about yourself, it's really not polite, and usually gets you smacked in the face when you're on a ship full of guys who aren't up for going on about yourself. A random fact would bet that your hook isn't actually a prosthetic, it's actually worn like a gauntlet, hence all the wood. You put it on to engage the other ship, and couldn't be bothered taking it off again.

    What will you do now?
    Your chumhandle is tracedSparks and you have no idea why you even have a chumhandle, as you have no chums who use Pesterchum.
    You also have a text adventure that is always open to commands, LandLost.

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    Re: LandLost [text] (Begin Chapter 3: In which things happen)

    >Investigate as to the whereabouts of the rest of pirates.
    Your name is Jetroid, and your chumhandle is chronicGeomancer, or would be if you knew what Pesterchum was.
    You enjoy reading online adventures in a variety of formats, from user driven text-based stories to full blown comics. You also enjoy video games.

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    Re: LandLost [text] (Begin Chapter 3: In which things happen)

    Quote Originally Posted by Jetroid View Post
    >Investigate as to the whereabouts of the rest of pirates.
    You head upstairs, and discover that half the crew appears to be running back onto the ship for some reason. Well, at least you know where they are.

    What will you do?
    Your chumhandle is tracedSparks and you have no idea why you even have a chumhandle, as you have no chums who use Pesterchum.
    You also have a text adventure that is always open to commands, LandLost.

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    Re: LandLost [text] (Begin Chapter 3: In which things happen)

    >Execute the first nameless grunt who gets close to 'inspire' the rest to return to the other ship and finish their job.

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    Re: LandLost [text] (Begin Chapter 3: In which things happen)

    Quote Originally Posted by mysticCharlatan View Post
    >Execute the first nameless grunt who gets close to 'inspire' the rest to return to the other ship and finish their job.
    You grab the first guy you find and draw your cutlass to... Wait a second, he still owes you money. He can live. You grab another one and... Hang on, that's Simon. Last time you checked, if you killed him, you'd be moved up a week for cleaning duty. And that simply will not stand. You grab yet another one and you know what screw the whole damn thing, randomly executing the crew is a stupid idea anyway.

    What will you do?
    Your chumhandle is tracedSparks and you have no idea why you even have a chumhandle, as you have no chums who use Pesterchum.
    You also have a text adventure that is always open to commands, LandLost.

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    Re: LandLost [text] (Begin Chapter 3: In which things happen)

    >Execute the nearest parrot instead
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    Re: LandLost [text] (Begin Chapter 3: In which things happen)

    Quote Originally Posted by red pharoah View Post
    >Execute the nearest parrot instead
    You do so. You get a round of applause from the rest of the crew, since it refused to ever shut up.

    What will you do?
    Your chumhandle is tracedSparks and you have no idea why you even have a chumhandle, as you have no chums who use Pesterchum.
    You also have a text adventure that is always open to commands, LandLost.

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    Re: LandLost [text] (Begin Chapter 3: In which things happen)

    >Now that you got their morale up, tell them to get back onto the other ship

    >If they don't comply immediately, ask why. Then shoot the summoner who's trying to escape on that tiny boat over there.

    WITH YOUR SWORD
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    Re: LandLost [text] (Begin Chapter 3: In which things happen)

    Quote Originally Posted by red pharoah View Post
    >Now that you got their morale up, tell them to get back onto the other ship
    You tell them to, but they respond that they'd very much prefer to stay on this ship, thank you very much.

    Quote Originally Posted by red pharoah View Post
    >If they don't comply immediately, ask why. Then shoot the summoner who's trying to escape on that tiny boat over there.

    WITH YOUR SWORD
    They respond something about crates and hags. Bad memories come back to you at the second part.

    Also, that summoner. You prime your sword, take aim, and nothing happens, because that isn't how swords work. Obviously.

    What will you do now?
    Your chumhandle is tracedSparks and you have no idea why you even have a chumhandle, as you have no chums who use Pesterchum.
    You also have a text adventure that is always open to commands, LandLost.

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    Re: LandLost [text] (Begin Chapter 3: In which things happen)

    >Throwing... sword?
    Your name is Jetroid, and your chumhandle is chronicGeomancer, or would be if you knew what Pesterchum was.
    You enjoy reading online adventures in a variety of formats, from user driven text-based stories to full blown comics. You also enjoy video games.

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    Re: LandLost [text] (Begin Chapter 3: In which things happen)

    Quote Originally Posted by Jetroid View Post
    >Throwing... sword?
    That would be a complete waste of a perfectly good sword. And you'd probably miss.

    What will you do now?
    Your chumhandle is tracedSparks and you have no idea why you even have a chumhandle, as you have no chums who use Pesterchum.
    You also have a text adventure that is always open to commands, LandLost.

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    Re: LandLost [text] (Begin Chapter 3: In which things happen)

    >Do it anyway.
    Your name is Jetroid, and your chumhandle is chronicGeomancer, or would be if you knew what Pesterchum was.
    You enjoy reading online adventures in a variety of formats, from user driven text-based stories to full blown comics. You also enjoy video games.

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    Re: LandLost [text] (Begin Chapter 3: In which things happen)

    Quote Originally Posted by Jetroid View Post
    >Do it anyway.
    You believe you made your point clear. You're the quartermaster, it's your job to make sure that equipment isn't wasted.

    What will you do now?
    Your chumhandle is tracedSparks and you have no idea why you even have a chumhandle, as you have no chums who use Pesterchum.
    You also have a text adventure that is always open to commands, LandLost.

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    Re: LandLost [text] (Begin Chapter 3: In which things happen)

    What's with the line spacing here?

    It looks kinda like what happens when I copy from a .txt file without turning off word wrap first, but with enters between too.

    Anyway, >Surely the captain can sort this out. Where's he?
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    Re: LandLost [text] (Begin Chapter 3: In which things happen)

    Quote Originally Posted by Xindaris View Post
    >Surely the captain can sort this out. Where's he?
    Let's see, he's on the other ship, currently wielding a crossbow at the side of it, and appears to be addressing that young lass who you took hostage yesterday and for some reason ended up on the crew.

    Shall you go talk to him?

    Your chumhandle is tracedSparks and you have no idea why you even have a chumhandle, as you have no chums who use Pesterchum.
    You also have a text adventure that is always open to commands, LandLost.

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    Re: LandLost [text] (Begin Chapter 3: In which things happen)

    >Do something more interesting.
    Your name is Jetroid, and your chumhandle is chronicGeomancer, or would be if you knew what Pesterchum was.
    You enjoy reading online adventures in a variety of formats, from user driven text-based stories to full blown comics. You also enjoy video games.

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    Re: LandLost [text] (Begin Chapter 3: In which things happen)

    Quote Originally Posted by Jetroid View Post
    >Do something more interesting.
    You switch back to Terra.

    What will you do?
    Last edited by Sparks; 07-02-2012 at 11:11 AM.
    Your chumhandle is tracedSparks and you have no idea why you even have a chumhandle, as you have no chums who use Pesterchum.
    You also have a text adventure that is always open to commands, LandLost.

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    Re: LandLost [text] (Begin Chapter 3: In which things happen)

    >What ARE you doing?
    My chumhandle is ancientUntied, feel free to add me, but please pm me about it before doing so.

    I have a small TF2 adventure, Indominance, rarely updated but I got plans for it

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    Re: LandLost [text] (Begin Chapter 3: In which things happen)

    Quote Originally Posted by red pharoah View Post
    >What ARE you doing?
    Last time you checked, you were talking to the Captain over the crate-people.

    What will you do?
    Your chumhandle is tracedSparks and you have no idea why you even have a chumhandle, as you have no chums who use Pesterchum.
    You also have a text adventure that is always open to commands, LandLost.

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    Re: LandLost [text] (Begin Chapter 3: In which things happen)

    >Discuss weird markings on crates
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    Re: LandLost [text] (Begin Chapter 3: In which things happen)

    Quote Originally Posted by red pharoah View Post
    >Discuss weird markings on crates
    "Magic cancelers, those crates would be. The markings are a message to show what spell was used on them, meaning, if ye hadn't caught on, they weren't getting out anytime soon without assistance. Anything before I go sort out this mess myself?"
    Your chumhandle is tracedSparks and you have no idea why you even have a chumhandle, as you have no chums who use Pesterchum.
    You also have a text adventure that is always open to commands, LandLost.

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    Re: LandLost [text] (Begin Chapter 3: In which things happen)

    >Open crates
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    Re: LandLost [text] (Begin Chapter 3: In which things happen)

    Quote Originally Posted by Whimbrel View Post
    >Open crates
    The crates are already open. You are too late.

    What will you do?
    Your chumhandle is tracedSparks and you have no idea why you even have a chumhandle, as you have no chums who use Pesterchum.
    You also have a text adventure that is always open to commands, LandLost.

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