New Arrivals [text] (Actually updating regularly this time, I swear to god)

[Sparks]

Francios DelaCoupe

You decide that you shall be Francios Delawait a second, Francios is a man's name. And not a very gender neutral one at that. Better try again.

What will you be named?

[red pharoah]

Anglais DelaCoupe

Jorpyraht Kisphrei

[Jetroid]

>Amy Stalwart

[Sparks]

Anglais DelaCoupe

Jorpyraht Kisphrei

Let's see, the list of possible names you have compiled is...

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Alicia, Karol, Teagan, Linda
Anglais DelaCoupe
Jorpyraht Kisphrei
Janice Mistron
Lucy Red
Amy Hide
Kate Steal
Jess Rider
Amy Stalwart
Nara Anderson
Terra, Gina, Narista, Kel(len), Quie, Mora, Morgan(na), Wxqu (pronounced wh(i)-ks-ku), Jace

Any any variation or mix-and-match of those.

Well, you're about ready to decide, unless you have any last minute ideas to think of.

Shall you choose already before something happens to interrupt it?

[red pharoah]

You forgot to include Nara Anderson

[Sparks]

You forgot to include Nara Anderson

Thank you, random voice in your head. However, this does not answer the original question.

[Xindaris]

Sure, go ahead.

[Bigro]

>Dasez West

Also, you and your descriptions sparks! Allowed me to do this (spoilered for large image size)

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[Sparks]

Sure, go ahead.

Well, now that you have the approval of the voices in your head, you might as well go ahead and choose...

Terra West for your name. Well, that wasn't that hard. You can now officially consider yourself that.

No, wait, changed your mind, you still have time, you can change your name to something else and wait, now it feels weird. Unlike your first choice. Apparently you're stuck with it now. You're ok with that, since you at least have a name now.

What will you do now?

[Jetroid]

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[CaveJohnson]"Terra West. We're Done Here."[/Cave]

>Be the other guy.

[Sparks]

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[CaveJohnson]"Terra West. We're Done Here."[/Cave]

>Be the other guy.

You are now the other guy.

You are also unconscious.

What will you do?

[Jetroid]

>Wake up already!

[Sparks]

>Wake up already!

You wake up, and you're apparently inside now. On the floor in the living room. Well, it's better than the rocks, you guess. And for once you don't feel like crap. That's also good.

What will you do?

[red pharoah]

>Get up in a classic Kung-fu fashion in celebration of not feeling like shit

[Sparks]

>Get up in a classic Kung-fu fashion in celebration of not feeling like shit

You would do that if you had any idea of what the hell Kung-fu is supposed to be. You instead just get up.

What will you do now?

[red pharoah]

>Wait... that girl that passed by, wasn't she wearing the same clothes you were wearing when you "Arrived"?

[Sparks]

>Wait... that girl that passed by, wasn't she wearing the same clothes you were wearing when you "Arrived"?

What girl? Who passed by? Did something happen while you were unconscious via being beaten by that Darack guy? Either way, you know nothing about it.

What will you do now?

[mysticCharlatan]

>Look around to get your bearings.

[Sparks]

>Look around to get your bearings.

Well, you're still in Martins living room. Looks pretty much the same, minus the twenty copies of you. Martin is nowhere to be seen, and you don't know what time it is, so he might be asleep.

What will you do now?

[Seanorib]

Try to find meaning in your life by admiring art. Specifically, the kind that hangs on refrigerators.

[Sparks]

Try to find meaning in your life by admiring art. Specifically, the kind that hangs on refrigerators.

Martin doesn't even have a refrigerator. At least not a conventional one, judging by the closest thing to a refrigerator that you could find in his kitchen and it doesn't have any drawings hanging on it. Curses. Or not. You're not much of an art appreciator. You've never been able to look at random colours and patterns and think that they were anything other than completely random colours and patterns without any greater meaning, which means you're definitely out of the artsy crowd.

What will you do now?

[Askia]

> go outside

(funny im away for a few days and i have no idea whats going on anymore ^^)

[red pharoah]

>Be the pirate Captain

>Captain: Attempt to teleport you back into the ocean, fail miserably and crush "someone"'s house

>Martin: See it coming and time jump away from it

[Jetroid]

>Be Gene, 3 weeks from now.

[Sparks]

> go outside

You head outside, and it's a very nice day outside. Sun is shining, not too hot, not too cold, pretty good. You've just got to get your pay and then you can go on your merry way. But until then, you

"OUT OF THE GODDAMN WAY"

Suddenly, about twelve or so Martins rush through the doorway, carrying various pieces of furniture, equipment, and many other things from around his house. The hell is going on? They haul the stuff about twenty or so metres away from the house, and then start consulting each other.

"Is that it? Is that everything? You closed the blast doors, right? Did you remember to get the refridgerator?"

"What the hell is going on?"

"I would say that there's no time to explain but in the time it takes to say that there is no time to explain you could have just explained it so just start running in that direction due to"

>Be the pirate Captain

You are now Captain Dan, and you think you've got this thing working again. As it turns out, it takes a few minutes to recharge after teleporting thousands of kilometres over land and sea, and you're fairly sure you can get closer to the sea using this. Might take a few tries, but maybe you'll get lucky and get it on your first try.

"Well, here goes nothing lads..."

>Captain: Attempt to teleport you back into the ocean, fail miserably and crush "someone"'s house

Whoops. This isn't the ocean. Hopefully that wasn't anyone important enough to get you noticed.

>Martin: See it coming and time jump away from it

You are now Martin from an indeterminate number of minutes before critical pirate touchdown, and you from the future shows up, looking somewhat panicked.

"What's up?"

"What's up is pirates. Coming from up. Down is your house. Pirates will fall from the sky in their ship and crush our house."

"Well, crap. How long do we have?"

"Fifteen or so minutes, enough time to get everything on the top floor outside."

"What about below? Will the lair hold?"

"The lair will hold, but we need to get moving, right now!"

And with that, the process of grabbing everything you can get your hands on and forming a stable time loop of a bunch of yous to help forms. And then your house is crushed. Crap. Well, the top part anyway.

What will you do now?