Tavros Quarantine Thread 8+1: Today on Tavbusters

[linkzeldi]

iTS UHHHH,,,,tHAT TIME AGAIN, wHERE WE ALL TAKE A STEP BACK CHAT AND DISCUSS THE BEST TROLL, oR UHHH,,, tHE WORST ONE IF THAT IS YOUR OPINION AND STUFF, iF YOU’VE COME HERE FOR THE FIRST TIME,,,, uHHHH HI, i'LL BE YOUR HOST MAYBE, aND LIKE WHEN IT COMES TO HOSTING I’M OKAY I GUESS, aND I CAN TELL YOU WHAT WE DO AT THIS THREAD,

hERE WE TALK ABOUT ALL THINGS TAVROS, eVERYBODIES FAVORITE LOVABLE MURDEROUS SPIDER TROLL, tHE THING IS TAVROS IS SUCH A WONDERFUL UH, cHARACTER THAT HE TENDS TO START FIGHTS ALL AROUND THE FORUMS SO WE UHHHH,,, cAN ONLY TALK ABOUT HIM HERE, bECAUSE I GUESS OTHER PEOPLE DON’T LIKE HIM OR SOMETHING, sO LIKE THE PEOPLE WHO DO ALL NEED TO BE QUARANTINED AND PREVENT US FROM BOTHERING THE REST,
sOMETIMES WE ARGUE AND TALK ABOUT THE COMIC, aND SOMETIMES WE MAKE SILLY POETRY AND PHOTOMANIPS ABOUT TAVROS, iTS ALL ABOUT HAVING FUN THOUGH SO LIKE,,,,, uHHHH NO BULLYING, OR PUTTING DOWN OTHERS SELF CONFIDENCE I GUESS, wE TALK ABOUT TAVROS, rUFIO, eVEN THOUGH HE IS IMAGINARY, aND HIS PIRATE RAPIST ANCESTOR THE SUMMONER,,,, bUT UH SOMETIMES WE TALK ABOUT OFF TOPIC THINGS AND THE MODS YELL AT US,

oH, aND EVERY PAGE 88 WE HAVE A PHOTOPOST, tHAT IS IMPORTANT I GUESS,
aND ITS UH, tRADITION TO POST THIS, fOR SOME REASON,

[kaoticAntagonist]

Vriska is going to come back to life.

Then die again.

new theory.

[Conspicuous]

Let us debate about the morality of letting children be raised by flesh-eating monsters.

[just that guy]

Let us debate about the morality of letting children be raised by flesh-eating monsters.

i'm fairly sure that's the best parenting you'll find on alternia.

Vriska is going to come back to life.

Then die again.

new theory.

it'll repeat 8 times until everyone realises killing vriska is a repetitious pain in the ass and decide to stop stabbing her.

[mysteriousOutsider]

I'm so excited that thread 8 is finally here!

[Stormspirit]

Yeah, I knew you would make the right choice and not name this thread Thread 9, linkzeldi. I knew you wouldn't let us down.

[linkzeldi]

Yeah, I knew you would make the right choice and not name this thread Thread 9, linkzeldi. I knew you wouldn't let us down.

I live to be an adequate host of the Vriskathread. It is my vary existance. At the end of my life, a clock will chime, and from my lifeless corpse will emerge Lady Vriskathread, who will then use her power to go back in time and make every Vriskathread awesome by a thousand fold.

Or something, I dunno. But yeah, Thread 8+1, Let's Do This Guys.

@KA: All for real, if Vriska were to revive then be killed off again, I might have a meltdown. Or it would be hilarious depending on how exactly things played out.

[kaoticAntagonist]

it'll repeat 8 times until everyone realises killing vriska is a repetitious pain in the ass and decide to stop stabbing her.

but something so fun can never be a pain in the ass.

[User 18]

I live to be an adequate host of the Vriskathread. It is my vary existance. At the end of my life, a clock will chime, and from my lifeless corpse will emerge Lady Vriskathread, who will then use her power to go back in time and make every Vriskathread awesome by a thousand fold.

Or something, I dunno. But yeah, Thread 8+1, Let's Do This Guys.

@KA: All for real, if Vriska were to revive then be killed off again, I might have a meltdown. Or it would be hilarious depending on how exactly things played out.

Probably hilarious. Congrats on winning. I would have picked yours over mine for sure...and that never happens :::;D

[Leer]

Let us debate about the morality of letting children be raised by flesh-eating monsters.

Hmm. Apparently it makes for cool spidertrolls. At best.

[User 18]

Let us debate about the morality of letting children be raised by flesh-eating monsters.

On a scale of 8 to 8...

show spoiler

hide spoiler

...it's about an 8

[Quirk]

Vriska is going to come back to life.

Then die again.

new theory.

I hereby grant this idea an official



EDIT: Hey, thread title is an oblong reference to a manip about me. I am flattered.

[Dastardly bananas]

Wow, the new thread is up. That was pretty fast! The thread title is perfect too.

[linkzeldi]

Okay, here's my theory on why we went an entire day without an update yesterday, to spur some kind of discussion.

The next panel will be intricately depicting John's new mullet, which he grew at the suggestion of Vriska, with an epic zillyhoo style choir singing in the background for the reveal.

Or it was because of the album, but that idea is too grounded in reality to be any kind of fun.

[mysteriousOutsider]

Oh shit!

There's bound to be at least one awesome Vriska song on this album.

fuuuuuuuuck now I'm even more excited

[colwag]

I'm honestly all for Vriska coming back to life and redying.

Because I'd assume her next death would actually be fitting and appropriate. :V

[Mistercheif]

I hereby grant this idea an official

Fixed that for you!

And yes, this thread finally convinced me to create a forum account here.

[just that guy]

but something so fun can never be a pain in the ass.

there are plenty more torsos just standing around just asking to be stabbed
why stab just one?

Fixed that for you!

And yes, this thread finally convinced me to create a forum account here.

welcome to a confined hell.
yeeeeeeee.

[Rikushadow5]

Alright, Quirk. Let's do this.

Today on VRITHBUSTERS, we will be testing to see if SPIDERMOM is flammable.

[just that guy]

in the case that vrithbusters becomes a real show (no it won't everyone would die due to outrageously painful limb-removing face-burning tests) i will be grant.
ye.

[User 18]

Alright, Quirk. Let's do this.

Today on VRITHBUSTERS, we will be testing to see if SPIDERMOM is flammable.

And the answer is...yes!

Turns out everything is flammable with enough luck (and gasoline)

[mysteriousOutsider]

Improper handling of irons could be quite hazardous, I suppose.

[Quirk]

Alright, Quirk. Let's do this.

Today on VRITHBUSTERS, we will be testing to see if SPIDERMOM is flammable.

*AND SUDDENLY FIRE EVERYWHERE*

It appears that she is, Riku. And half of San Francisco!

MYTH CONFIRMED

[just that guy]

Improper handling of irons could be quite hazardous, I suppose.

and what do you think would happen if someone was in cahoots with someone on the outside?
all of the backs
stabbed

*AND SUDDENLY FIRE EVERYWHERE*

It appears that she is, Riku. And half of San Francisco!

MYTH CONFIRMED

NOW YOU JUST HAVE TO BLOW IT OUT OF PROPORTION BY CHANGING SOME VARIABLES AS A BONUS

[colwag]

Wait, what the heck is Spidermom doing in San Francisco?

Is she a 49ers fan or something?

Is she really upset they couldn't sign Peyton Manning or something?