HeartStuck 5 (Be The Slumber Party)

[Nagasha]

Blond Guy: Actually be working with them. Because you have an obsession/crush on the guy in the helmet. This ends up as well as you expect.

[OrangeAipom]

Fanartssss

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PS. it's min fang btw

dat unholy lack of pupils

[bloodyEmissary]

how did you do that when the website was down

I am a magical update elf, here to mirror your updates through rain or snow or glom of nit.
As well as website outages.

[Curris]

Actually, Aradia's clothing reminded me of Daria Morgendorffer

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But Daria wears her stuff out of *not giving a damn about fashion*; while Aradia wears her stuff out of *Giving a damn about others image of her*.

That said, I support Aradia being counter-culture.

[OrangeAipom]

I am a magical update elf, here to mirror your updates through rain or snow or glom of nit.
As well as website outages.

oh okay

i moved those updates with pacing issues to where they used to be because i made it so you can't get there from the previous page by pressing next.

[tayjay101]

This will be the worst suggestion ever but...

Vantas: Go for the harem ending

[scorpioAscendant]

This will be the worst suggestion ever but...

Vantas: Go for the harem ending

I thought the harem ending was already a foregone conclusion with Vantas? We have it on the authority of Rufio- everyone loved that guy.

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hello, been lurking forever-ish, don't know if I count as a wriggler or a +1 reader? Anyway am thoroughly addicted. Woo sleepovers! (except I had severe social anxiety in highschool resulting in me willfully being a hermit with no friends, so actually "aaaaaaaaagh, sleepovers!" but to each her own, so yah. Relurkin!)

[lovecraftianParadox]

Okay, I added Gamzee's face paint and hope no one noticed...

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HAHAHAHAAPKFAPOSFKSSKF
GAMZEE NO
GAMZEE STOP TRTYING TO TDRESS OYUTRSELF

THAT'S NOT
HOW CLOTHES WORK....

phhtgptpphtptptppppt this it too great and gamzee just innocuously waving and then KANAYA
kanaya i'm sorry
your eyes will never grow back

But no this is.... perf

[lovecraftianParadox]

I thought the harem ending was already a foregone conclusion with Vantas? We have it on the authority of Rufio- everyone loved that guy.

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hello, been lurking forever-ish, don't know if I count as a wriggler or a +1 reader? Anyway am thoroughly addicted. Woo sleepovers! (except I had severe social anxiety in highschool resulting in me willfully being a hermit with no friends, so actually "aaaaaaaaagh, sleepovers!" but to each her own, so yah. Relurkin!)

you count as an awesome.
Welcome to the schoolgirl carnival!

[Mr. Sunshine]

Vantas: Crack password, get files, retreat, all in one panel, then get back to regularly scheduled schoolgirls!

Ergh, no, strike that...

Vantas: Brainstorm for password with idiots.

[Sadistic-but-sweet]

What if you like, smashed the system? then they wouldn't be able to get the files. And would have no reason to stay.

> Vantas: Go all Roxas from Kingdom Hearts 2 on that computer. BE THE KEYBLADE MASTER. SMASH THAT COMPUTER.

(Oh gogs I'm sorry I just had to. XDDD)

[Soadreqm]

Ask if they really intended to just break in and then guess the password. Is this seriously their actual plan?

[Paradoxius]

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>Mr. Vantas: If you would be so kind, please elaborate on any communication media that are available to you. As we are to understand it, you have more companions than the biker and the dominatrix of whose current locations you have thus far exposited. We have inferred that you also may receive assistance from your adoptive mother, a friend of yours gifted at the craft of computer hacking, your fierce carnivorous significant other, and a connection in the legal system (a police officer, lawyer, or government agent of some sort, our sources were somewhat opaque) who is partial to red tinted spectacles. It would also be appreciated if you would exposit on the canonicity of these allies.

>Cornelius: It would be much appreciated if you would take momentary hold of the perspective of our little tale and exposit on your allies. It would be reasonable to infer that you have some sort of security force, would it not? In addition to that, we would very much like to know who your close allies are. You work for the Empress, Madam Peixes, do you not? Is it also reasonable to assume that you are connected with an agent of the government who is quite partial to capital punishment and a mob boss known for his flamboyant manner of dress (capes and such)?

>LP: Shoehorn in Hanna's birth mother, or something.

TL;DR PARADOXIUS WANT MOAR ANCESTORS!!!

LP, may we pretty pleeeeease with PLATONIC on top have more ancestors?

[easykill]

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JOHN: at this point i could not give less of a rat's ass about romancey stuff!
JOHN: i would rather just play some games, and chill out for several years on this magical flying boat. is that too much to ask?
JADE: not at all! that is perfectly fine
JOHN: when i catch up with our buddies, i'm sure i will give rose a nice, FRIENDLY hug.

Did anyone else immediately think PLATONIC after that update?

[SkyKat]

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JOHN: at this point i could not give less of a rat's ass about romancey stuff!
JOHN: i would rather just play some games, and chill out for several years on this magical flying boat. is that too much to ask?
JADE: not at all! that is perfectly fine
JOHN: when i catch up with our buddies, i'm sure i will give rose a nice, FRIENDLY hug.

Did anyone else immediately think PLATONIC after that update?

OMG YEAH.

This made my day. So freaking much.

[OrangeAipom]

I didn't because your post is how I found out that Homestuck updated.

[Gerti]

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JOHN: at this point i could not give less of a rat's ass about romancey stuff!
JOHN: i would rather just play some games, and chill out for several years on this magical flying boat. is that too much to ask?
JADE: not at all! that is perfectly fine
JOHN: when i catch up with our buddies, i'm sure i will give rose a nice, FRIENDLY hug.

Did anyone else immediately think PLATONIC after that update?

Andrew Hussie, trolling ALL the shippers.
Also
> Vantas: Try not to die.
(Fail miserably)

[lovecraftianParadox]

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Summoner: Damn it. I think he's mad at us.

Lame lame lame loserface: 자기야, 당신은 생각하지 않아요.

Summoner: Shut up! Ugh! Fuckin'...

Summoner: Spidertraps and gaytraps all over the damn place.

Summoner: What's a guy even to do?

Lame lame lame loserface: 나! Ahahahahahahahaha!

Summoner: This is like

Summoner: my own personal hell, probably.

>rufio: talk to whoever is on the other end of the headset

>Summoner: Use that headset in a constructive manner already.

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Summoner: Man, I don't think we're going to guess this shit any time soon. Are you done yet or what?

Cool Tech Dude: CAN YOU PLEASE TELL MIN THAT THE PASSWORD IS NOT BOOBS.

Cool Tech Dude: THE PASSWORD IS NOT BOOBS, THE PASSWORD IS NOT A DERIVATIVE OF BOOBS, AND IT NEVER WILL BE EVEN REMOTELY RELATED TO BOOBS OR BOOB PRODUCTS NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU PUNCH IT IN TO THE FUCKING CONSOLE!

Cool Tech Dude: How the FUCK am I supposed to hack into this heaping pile of shit when she is SPAMMING the fucking codes with non-sequitur bullshit?! Seriously, tell me. I would love to know.

Cool Tech Dude: Because the FUCKING. NAMELESS -- Is in there and he -- and I thought he was dead -- and if we don't GET HIM THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, if we don't GET THOSE FUCKING --

Summoner: No. Man. Calm down, you're hyperventilating.

Summoner: If you start crying this is just going to get so awkward.

Cool Tech Dude: -- everything will have been for nothing and I thought he was dead and I can't even DO this right now --

Summoner: Okay.

Summoner: We are officially in awkward territory.

Cool Tech Dude: Just don't rush me, alright?

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[Destruction Dragon 360]

Min's a Korean who is as sassy in her native language and half as forward.
Though I have to admit, the her response to Rufio's 'What's a guy even to do?' was hilarious. 'Yours Truly.' X^D

[Godbot]

Look, just shoot at the keyboard. It worked in Star Wars.

[pygmyLioness]

Min. Min, how old are you? Really Min. 8008s? Are you twelve, Min? Min.




Min, I think I love you.

[ArmsAreLoud]

Min: Try "vagina"

Vagina: Be the password. Because really, if you didn't think that the password was going to be something dumb and sorta filthy then you don't know the Makaras.

[WalkSoftly]

Min is the best crazy, vulgar, irresponsible lady I was never a huge fan of the Cerulean trolls, but Min Fang totally works for me. Props LP, you rock.

[bloodyEmissary]

oh okay

i moved those updates with pacing issues to where they used to be because i made it so you can't get there from the previous page by pressing next.

I know!
But somebody else noticed it while checking through the mirror for mistakes, so it seemed like it might cause confusion for new readers if they also stumbled upon it while reading.

[Murder]

Cool Tech Dude: Type in "honk"

I'm pretty sure it's that password, maybe the computer is voice-commanded.

Computer: PLEASE ENTER DESIRED PASSWORD
Makara: hAhAhA *honk*
Makara: ThE mOtHeRfUcK iS tHiS i DoN't EvEn
Computer: "Honk" CHOSEN AS PASSWORD