> What's the Armada? Are they allied with the Queen?
ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?
Originally Posted by A Salad
Originally Posted by Protoman
Tavros can commune with animals.
Equius is STRONG.
Vriska can control people's minds.
Gamzee is incredibly strong when psychotic.
Karkat has shoosh pap.
Karkat is OP, Andrew please nerf.
Originally Posted by impetusPhantasm
Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.
Originally Posted by curiousTerminal
Originally Posted by Trapezoid
FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.
(It keeps pappening?)
Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.
So Sollux is a lesbian?
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by rufuslynx
Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.
So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.
Originally Posted by Yrr
Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.
Originally Posted by Tirgo
Originally Posted by IPadDoodler
Why is everybody shipping each other?
pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.
Originally Posted by Andrew
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Andrew
The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.
Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.
I will deny this happened to my grave.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.
This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.
Originally Posted by safetyboots
Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.
Originally Posted by Andrew
I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.
Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.
Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale
I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.
This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?
I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.
This will make for an interesting party later today.
Originally Posted by General-jwj
I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/
Barbarian!
Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring
Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.
Originally Posted by Greyscale
Originally Posted by Legendary
Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.
That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Vanymstorm
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Vanymstorm
His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.
Yes, I believe that is a well documented side effect.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by kmsumrall
I like Eridan's theme. Oh, his death was pretty neat.
I will agree that, as deaths go, it was pretty great.
A++ would chainsaw again
Originally Posted by PumpkinMan
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.
Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.
He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.
Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition
I don't think you guys understand.
There's a fucking diamond in that translation.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Asphodel
Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb
every time
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by deathsbuddy
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)
I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.
It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.
...
oh my god
Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she
Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U
George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist
This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.
I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?
THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Kaleb702
It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.
It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?
I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.
Originally Posted by M41C3LPH
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl
Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?
No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible
In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.
Originally Posted by Wacom Guy
Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?
The same way I felt about Notch's beard.
PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.
I figure someone might be amused that I had a six page text document for this adventure on my desktop.
Heartstuck notes:
-Holy shit Aradia heals fast. No cut already!
-Kanaya's charm is a mask, as illustrated by her utter fails whenever she meets someone immune to it. We need to support her and let her thrive with her charm as a genuine part of her instead of a mask.
-I actually think Rose and Terezi are capable of having the healthiest relationships with us. Everyone else is too easily manipulated. These two will call us on our shit, and we will call them on theirs. They can peel off our mask. Rose and Terezi have been right about a lot of the stuff they've said.
-I am firmly against ever using platonic maneuvers on Terezi or Rose. We need people who can call us on our shit like they've been doing. Everyone else is too blinded by affection to be useful in that way.
-I think the subconscious would be a great place to reach a self-realization, or partial realization, of sexuality.
-In this AU, Kanaya's bed is EVERYONE'S quest bed.
-Regardless of Calmasis' character I think it's a fair bet to say ze is small time compared to the shit with the Sufferer. There's no way that's not going to get more relevant.
-If fantastical elements are a go, a portal/transportalizer would be great for interaction between schools.
-Kanaya storyline interests me the most, but I must look more at Gamzee/Sufferer plot lines.
-shitty moms tie vriska and rose together. I can't think of anything else.
-gahhhh no character information for lord English. Hard to manipulate
-wtf is The Plan? How is it going to harm kanaya ever?
-Hanna needs special attention because she's not our grade, and thus not our classes.
-I'm really hoping for a prestige stat soon. Friendleadership would be cool. Maybe dependent on REPUTATION? We didn't get any for some reason after that fight.
-Honestly, I don't like the boxing club idea. it sounds like an alternate playthrough where we focus on strength, It would be nice if Aradia was in it in this adventure, but only mentioned casually. We already have so many plotlines. I'd like to prevent burdening thestory with too many sideplots. Keep it light and mobile and progress through the story more quickly. A strategy like that makes going back and trying different things more fun/feasible as well.
-Welp, I feel like a closed minded asshole. I've been trying to force Kanaya down this path of being a leader, but I really don't know much about Kanaya's feelings about it. She clearly has the aptitude and doesn't seem to mind it, but she already has a dream. I am mad at myself for ignoring it, and on some level thinking of it as an unworthy dream. Like conservative parents who try to pressure their kids to find a more "respectable" occupation. I was even going to vote to neglect the sewing club because it would be pretty time intensive.
I'll try to give more commands that give Kanaya the chance to flex her fashion muscles, but more importantly I'm going to keep my eyes peeled to see what balance makes her the most happy. I think people suit her and she'd be better off in the range of 3/4 leader to 1/4 fashion designer, but that should depend on her. It's important to distinguish between whether she'd rather be a fashion designer who can lead or a leader that is also a fashion designer. We can't just think of the harem, we've got to think about her.
class schedule reference:
-English, World Geography, Botany, Geometry, Drama, Chemistry, Creative Writing, and a Free Period. I can't find order of English, World Geography, or Botany.
-Geometry: Easy as shit course, teacher doesn't care. Hints at uber-hard tests. Pass notes/make plans/chat on PDA.
-Terezi, Feferi, Jane [Miss. Clare]
-Drama: essentially confidence class. Pretty important for leadership/perversion
-Vriska, Terezi, Serenity, Aradia, those two OCs Sochre and Lazuli [Rufio Rodriguez(sp?)]
-Chemistry: important access to some characters in a seemingly free-to-talk area. Don't know any other use yet.
-Rose, Serenity, Dirk, Jane, [Mrs. Echidna]
-Creative Writing: Will probably help us seduce Rose and Hannah. We haven't seen yet the usefulness of a high IMAGINATION stat. Helps Kanaya innovate with her fashion?
-Jane, [Professional Instructor]
-Free period: SO MANY THINGS. It'll be hard to decide what to do with this. Most of the time I want her to go to the sewing club to work on her dream.
-English: No data.
-Jade, Nepeta
-World Geography: No data.
-Jade, Nepeta
-Botany: No data.
-Jade
-president: kanaya
-VP: serenity? rose? i think rose.
-secretary: serenity? aradia would be cool, she'd be as much a bouncer as secretary.
-treasurer: int. ? VRISKA
-fund raiser: charm + reputation. dunno. needed?
Prefects:
-Hanna (top known)
-Terezi
-Feferi
-Calmasis
-Vriska? Probably not, but "I'm tolerating you in the interest of Nepeta, because I suspect she may have received unfair treatment at the hands of a colleague." -Terezi
Commands: these are all over the timeline.
Kanaya> Catch Rose off-guard with utter sincerity. Apologize for your prior actions, some of which were quite ill-informed. State that you have no intentions of backing down, but that Rose's "advice" was invaluable. Say that while it's a shame she doesn't seem to like you much, you hold her in high esteem. You'd be grateful if she would continue to lend you her insight. HIDDEN BARB: Have something passive aggressive ready for her if she replies with snark. Show her you are a master of snarky horseshit.
Kanaya> Conveniently close off the boys' day and hook into tomorrow with another post on the memo from Karkat.
Kanaya> Load to cafeteria. When Terezi says to pick someone out to be bottom bitch, volunteer for the sake of peace. Get bad end.
Kanaya> Ask Hannah how she thinks Calmasis will react when ze recovers.
Kanaya> Invite Nurse Lalonde on a spontaneous date. Distract her from where you're going and take her to see Rose perform.
Kanaya> organize a school event with Hannah. Make it fun and help her enjoy her responsibilities! Also, gain reputation.
Kanaya> read a vampire book to Hannah. Make her drown in your sultry PLATONIC voice.
Nick Cage> have a statue of your head a la problem sleuth in Prosperse.
Kanaya> dreamstate: hint at what happened with vriska when younger.
Kanaya> dreamstate: summon Prof. Honeybee and PLATONIC her into submission. Dreams are the perfect place to seduce game mechanics.
Prof. Honeybee is a gaming abstraction. Sol/Lux are gamers. Sol> have a Prof Honeybee sexy poster.
Kanaya> ask prof honeybee what the second slider in the menu does.
Kanaya> Ask Prof. Honeybee about available prestige skills and whether we are close to any.
Kanaya> net Aradia a major role in play to up her CONFIDENCE, and organize extra lessons with her, Vriska, and you.
Kanaya> get your PDA and never again not bring it with you. Carry three spare batteries for it.
Kanaya> Start checking people's stats as they enter our party automatically.
Kanaya> Minimize your dependence on strength to fight. There were a whole bunch of chainsaws on sale for karma. Look into a) a lighter, more elegant chainsaw on Karmazon b) see if there is a way to improve your chainsaw (with karma?). It's kind of ugly, but if Kanaya has fond memories of it then stripping it down and modding it would be preferable. I don't know what the modded/new chainsaw would be like, but now I'm thinking a thin chainsword. That way we can gain ability practising with a rapier in Drama. Shit, Jade is a mechanical genius. Of course she can help. Jade> During slumber party, offer to help mod chainsaw. c) We could use the as-yet unseen alchemiter function. Alchemiters are just too much fun not to have in this adventure. That way we could combine the chainsaw and the rapier; maintaining the emotional attachment in the same way modding it normally would do.
Kanaya> Exchange pesterchum addresses and phone numbers with guests, and apologize for not thinking of doing that earlier. If they'd had a means of communication like that, the delay wouldn't have mattered as much.
School> Have a student intranet where you can post videos, chat in forums(or memos), exchange Pesterchum addresses, and more stuff like that. Connect the sister schools and be called Skaianet.
-Fight: unbeknownst to the group, have been recorded in it's entirety and posted on Skaianet. Reputation + a lot. Tomorrow, Principle Kracht can call you to his office about it. He could talk about how things are destabilizing in the school because of us, and ask us what we want to accomplish in our stay here. It's a good chance for Kanaya to solidify her goals and start to consciously work towards making Skaia a better place. This could be a nice way to get Aradia noticed for the pugilism club too.
Kanaya> With the new-found EMOTIONAL STRENGTH your friends have given you, gain the CONFIDENCE to stop obsessing over the social hierarchy, and the RESOLVE to climb to the top to fix it.
Kanaya> try to convince Kracht to let the party have a meeting with English. if yes, meet in a pool hall, with a semi-transparent curtain around the table obscuring his fearful visage. If not, publish an open appeal to the teachers through a Skaianet video. If we do that, involve Rufio for tips on public speaking and CONFIDENCE. Negotiate a trial period for a student elected council that would work alongside the prefecture without being subordinate to it. Something like an executive branch and judicial branch keeping each other in check. Argue that the school should try to do it's best to nurture leadership and political activeness in ALL students instead of a few handpicked ones. Try to appeal to any patriotism he/they might have and talk about the spirit of democracy. Persuade him that the teachers at most should take the form of the legislative branch. Let the students run their shit. Have English set some sort of condition for it's long term existence for spice.
Prospitan Utopia Party Platform:
I'm worried that Kanaya is caving to her baser instincts and being a creep. We've been viewing this as a "game" and have been giving commands accordingly, but the result is a very cynical perspective being passed onto her where all social contact is adversarial. The community has said that we want a harem ending; but that's a very one dimensional goal in a universe thoughtfully crafted enough to deserve more attention.
We want a harem ending because lesbians r hawt. That's cool, but an ending with an emotionally detached Kanaya ruling over her dominion is a bad ending in my view. To defend these values I hereby found the Prospitan Utopia Party.
The party's goals are:
1. Achieve a harem.
-All student-class female characters. Adult-class characters optional.
-Must be based on respect and genuine affection. Rivalries are fine, genuine hate is not. They are not trolls.
-Relationships must be totally open. Do the legwork and heal the rifts between people, don't juggle girls so they never see each other.
-Amendment #1: excludes OC characters
2. Create peace, order, and happiness in the school.
-Preferred method: Found the Student Council. Be the President.
-Must rule through exceptional leadership skills, not fear.
-Cannot exclude ANYONE. Treating Vriska like Aradia is now won't help anything.
3. Open Kanaya's heart.
-Teach her how to move people with eloquence without using it as a shield to hide her real self.
-Teach her to trust and lead- as opposed to the Scourge Sisters' manipulate and tyrannize
-Prevent her from viewing everything as a contest- let her have fun with these friendlovers she never had.
If you were wondering, the name was a mistake. I got the schools mixed up. It fits though, Prospit is the empire of light. In another playthrough Maybe Derse will rule.
-I've been thinking more about the structure of the story and I believe I need to change my thinking on some matters. I still firmly support the ideals of the Prospitan Utopia Party, but there's going to be more to that in the story. The different plotlines we're dealing with are separate, but connected. In trying to accomplish what we want here, we'll need to go wading through this shit. Where right now we have a fairly successful romantic plotline with Kanaya, a pretty hopeless plotline with Gamzee, and a still emerging political plotline with the adults (although perhaps there are multiple of those), we are going to have one complicated and interconnected plot. For example: Jade's connection to Bec Noir is probably going to need to be explored before we can make her a true member of our harem.
My point is, we're looking at some of this stuff on the wrong scale. Terezi is an obstacle, but before we overwhelm her we will need to compromise with her to work on some of the deeper threats that have been shaping the characters' lives. A lot of the tension in the school is going to be a reflection of tensions in the outside world. Since the difficulty is going to be rising as we play in this way, we need to be conscious of the need to build the school into something more powerful instead of dividing it in an ultimately harmful zero-sum game with Terezi. We should start being prepared to "lose" for the greater good. In that regard, we need to learn from Terezi and her Xanatos' Gambit. Preventing deeper rifts and us vs. them mentality in the school > beating Terezi in a snark off.
This is also useful for Gamzee because he's never going to seduce with words like Kanaya. When the boys unite against the political shit, Gamzee can prove himself with actions. And violence.
Character profiles: (not much yet, might expand it.)
Aradia:
Peeve #1: being lied to.
Latest stats: CHARM: 5 INTELLIGENCE: 20 STRENGTH: 45 Aradia Megido, who currently has the most CONSTITUTION of the party, has been auto-assigned as the party TANK.
Nepeta:
note #1: We can't forget she is in pain because she covers it with cute cat-ness. Focus on her a bit.
Latest stats: CHARM: 20 INTELLIGENCE: 20 STRENGTH: 20 Nepeta Leijon, who currently has the most FINESSE of the party, has been auto-assigned as the party CROWD CONTROL.
Feferi:
note #1: She's a princess, she'd need to go against her mother to choose who she has a relationship with.
note #2: Beware, daughter of the bitch queen and engaged to probably Cornelius. A Makara, anyway.
romantic strategy: Homophobia is hard to fix, and it's probably even harder to change royalty's classist perceptions. Instead, we need to grant her the courage and will to fight for her own destiny. Kanaya should notice her crush and offer her help. We can deepen her attachment to Jade, show her she'll have allies when she opposes her mother, and just give her a place to speak openly about her feelings. And just think of the stereotypical corny events! "Pretend I'm Jade. Tell me how you feel.", "You feel insecure about kissing? I could help you practice!"
Rufio:
note #1: I can't see Rufio truly being happy until he defeats those he was fighting. He feels impotent, and he won't fight without someone to guide him now. He needs another leader like the Sufferer. Kanaya is far from being ready to take that burden, but I want her to eventually.
Calmasis:
note #1: Honestly I'm not sure about Calmasis. Ze has too little characterization to predict her actions. I don't think ze cares enough about us to risk another beatdown, ze seemed to be in it for the lulz.
romantic strategy: Ze doesn't seem suitable for the harem- ze's too creepy and not really fitting into the whole lesbian harem thing. Clearly the best romantic end for Calmasis is for him/her to hook up with Dirk.
Jade:
note #1: We gotta settle Jade down to have any hope of our harem not exploding. She's feisty, and angry at the corruption here.
latest stats: CHARM: 15 INTELLIGENCE: 30 STRENGTH: 35 Jade Harley, who currently has the most MARKSMANSHIP of the party, has been auto-assigned as the party DPS
Terezi:
romantic strategy: Make her respect us, respect her. Oppose her. Unite with her against a common threat. Maintain rivalry, but become close.
Latest stats: TEREZI has joined your team with 4 CHARM, 30 STRENGTH and 50 INTELLIGENCE.
Rose:
latest stats: CHARM: 30 INTELLIGENCE: 40 STRENGTH: 15
romantic strategy: Just take Rose seriously and you're halfway to being in her pants; she wants acknowledgement. Help her with her mom issues. Be able to hold a decent snark-off with her but at the same time show her your genuine and positive feelings for her.
Serenity:
Latest stats: charm: 15 strength: 25 intelligence: 30 hinted prestige stat
Jane:
latest stats: Charm: 35 Intelligence: 20 Strength: 20 Prankster's Gambit: 36
nth'ds I remembered:
"Quote Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
Does that mean the Dolores is Kanaya's biological mother, and thus, Dolores' only regret? She teaches Sex Ed and preaches Chastity from experience after all."
Definitely voting for this.
Stuff LP has said about shit:
"If Dating Sims have taught me anything, it's that everything is permissible when it comes to romance.
If you guys want to go for kismesis, or moirails, or auspistice or all four of the quadrants, go for it, by all means."
"Oh crud, let me clarify. I don't mean to imply this is a universe where humans have quadrants? That's why Nepeta refers to Equius as her boyfriend. I just think it would be fun to let Kanaya (aka the player) try this, considering that this is a dating sim parody? Whoops if anyone misunderstood."
I figure someone might be amused that I had a six page text document for this adventure on my desktop.
Heartstuck notes:
-Holy shit Aradia heals fast. No cut already!
-Kanaya's charm is a mask, as illustrated by her utter fails whenever she meets someone immune to it. We need to support her and let her thrive with her charm as a genuine part of her instead of a mask.
-I actually think Rose and Terezi are capable of having the healthiest relationships with us. Everyone else is too easily manipulated. These two will call us on our shit, and we will call them on theirs. They can peel off our mask. Rose and Terezi have been right about a lot of the stuff they've said.
-I am firmly against ever using platonic maneuvers on Terezi or Rose. We need people who can call us on our shit like they've been doing. Everyone else is too blinded by affection to be useful in that way.
-I think the subconscious would be a great place to reach a self-realization, or partial realization, of sexuality.
-In this AU, Kanaya's bed is EVERYONE'S quest bed.
-Regardless of Calmasis' character I think it's a fair bet to say ze is small time compared to the shit with the Sufferer. There's no way that's not going to get more relevant.
-If fantastical elements are a go, a portal/transportalizer would be great for interaction between schools.
-Kanaya storyline interests me the most, but I must look more at Gamzee/Sufferer plot lines.
-shitty moms tie vriska and rose together. I can't think of anything else.
-gahhhh no character information for lord English. Hard to manipulate
-wtf is The Plan? How is it going to harm kanaya ever?
-Hanna needs special attention because she's not our grade, and thus not our classes.
-I'm really hoping for a prestige stat soon. Friendleadership would be cool. Maybe dependent on REPUTATION? We didn't get any for some reason after that fight.
-Honestly, I don't like the boxing club idea. it sounds like an alternate playthrough where we focus on strength, It would be nice if Aradia was in it in this adventure, but only mentioned casually. We already have so many plotlines. I'd like to prevent burdening thestory with too many sideplots. Keep it light and mobile and progress through the story more quickly. A strategy like that makes going back and trying different things more fun/feasible as well.
-Welp, I feel like a closed minded asshole. I've been trying to force Kanaya down this path of being a leader, but I really don't know much about Kanaya's feelings about it. She clearly has the aptitude and doesn't seem to mind it, but she already has a dream. I am mad at myself for ignoring it, and on some level thinking of it as an unworthy dream. Like conservative parents who try to pressure their kids to find a more "respectable" occupation. I was even going to vote to neglect the sewing club because it would be pretty time intensive.
I'll try to give more commands that give Kanaya the chance to flex her fashion muscles, but more importantly I'm going to keep my eyes peeled to see what balance makes her the most happy. I think people suit her and she'd be better off in the range of 3/4 leader to 1/4 fashion designer, but that should depend on her. It's important to distinguish between whether she'd rather be a fashion designer who can lead or a leader that is also a fashion designer. We can't just think of the harem, we've got to think about her.
class schedule reference:
-English, World Geography, Botany, Geometry, Drama, Chemistry, Creative Writing, and a Free Period. I can't find order of English, World Geography, or Botany.
-Geometry: Easy as shit course, teacher doesn't care. Hints at uber-hard tests. Pass notes/make plans/chat on PDA.
-Terezi, Feferi, Jane [Miss. Clare]
-Drama: essentially confidence class. Pretty important for leadership/perversion
-Vriska, Terezi, Serenity, Aradia, those two OCs Sochre and Lazuli [Rufio Rodriguez(sp?)]
-Chemistry: important access to some characters in a seemingly free-to-talk area. Don't know any other use yet.
-Rose, Serenity, Dirk, Jane, [Mrs. Echidna]
-Creative Writing: Will probably help us seduce Rose and Hannah. We haven't seen yet the usefulness of a high IMAGINATION stat. Helps Kanaya innovate with her fashion?
-Jane, [Professional Instructor]
-Free period: SO MANY THINGS. It'll be hard to decide what to do with this. Most of the time I want her to go to the sewing club to work on her dream.
-English: No data.
-Jade, Nepeta
-World Geography: No data.
-Jade, Nepeta
-Botany: No data.
-Jade
-president: kanaya
-VP: serenity? rose? i think rose.
-secretary: serenity? aradia would be cool, she'd be as much a bouncer as secretary.
-treasurer: int. ? VRISKA
-fund raiser: charm + reputation. dunno. needed?
Prefects:
-Hanna (top known)
-Terezi
-Feferi
-Calmasis
-Vriska? Probably not, but "I'm tolerating you in the interest of Nepeta, because I suspect she may have received unfair treatment at the hands of a colleague." -Terezi
Commands: these are all over the timeline.
Kanaya> Catch Rose off-guard with utter sincerity. Apologize for your prior actions, some of which were quite ill-informed. State that you have no intentions of backing down, but that Rose's "advice" was invaluable. Say that while it's a shame she doesn't seem to like you much, you hold her in high esteem. You'd be grateful if she would continue to lend you her insight. HIDDEN BARB: Have something passive aggressive ready for her if she replies with snark. Show her you are a master of snarky horseshit.
Kanaya> Conveniently close off the boys' day and hook into tomorrow with another post on the memo from Karkat.
Kanaya> Load to cafeteria. When Terezi says to pick someone out to be bottom bitch, volunteer for the sake of peace. Get bad end.
Kanaya> Ask Hannah how she thinks Calmasis will react when ze recovers.
Kanaya> Invite Nurse Lalonde on a spontaneous date. Distract her from where you're going and take her to see Rose perform.
Kanaya> organize a school event with Hannah. Make it fun and help her enjoy her responsibilities! Also, gain reputation.
Kanaya> read a vampire book to Hannah. Make her drown in your sultry PLATONIC voice.
Nick Cage> have a statue of your head a la problem sleuth in Prosperse.
Kanaya> dreamstate: hint at what happened with vriska when younger.
Kanaya> dreamstate: summon Prof. Honeybee and PLATONIC her into submission. Dreams are the perfect place to seduce game mechanics.
Prof. Honeybee is a gaming abstraction. Sol/Lux are gamers. Sol> have a Prof Honeybee sexy poster.
Kanaya> ask prof honeybee what the second slider in the menu does.
Kanaya> Ask Prof. Honeybee about available prestige skills and whether we are close to any.
Kanaya> net Aradia a major role in play to up her CONFIDENCE, and organize extra lessons with her, Vriska, and you.
Kanaya> get your PDA and never again not bring it with you. Carry three spare batteries for it.
Kanaya> Start checking people's stats as they enter our party automatically.
Kanaya> Minimize your dependence on strength to fight. There were a whole bunch of chainsaws on sale for karma. Look into a) a lighter, more elegant chainsaw on Karmazon b) see if there is a way to improve your chainsaw (with karma?). It's kind of ugly, but if Kanaya has fond memories of it then stripping it down and modding it would be preferable. I don't know what the modded/new chainsaw would be like, but now I'm thinking a thin chainsword. That way we can gain ability practising with a rapier in Drama. Shit, Jade is a mechanical genius. Of course she can help. Jade> During slumber party, offer to help mod chainsaw. c) We could use the as-yet unseen alchemiter function. Alchemiters are just too much fun not to have in this adventure. That way we could combine the chainsaw and the rapier; maintaining the emotional attachment in the same way modding it normally would do.
Kanaya> Exchange pesterchum addresses and phone numbers with guests, and apologize for not thinking of doing that earlier. If they'd had a means of communication like that, the delay wouldn't have mattered as much.
School> Have a student intranet where you can post videos, chat in forums(or memos), exchange Pesterchum addresses, and more stuff like that. Connect the sister schools and be called Skaianet.
-Fight: unbeknownst to the group, have been recorded in it's entirety and posted on Skaianet. Reputation + a lot. Tomorrow, Principle Kracht can call you to his office about it. He could talk about how things are destabilizing in the school because of us, and ask us what we want to accomplish in our stay here. It's a good chance for Kanaya to solidify her goals and start to consciously work towards making Skaia a better place. This could be a nice way to get Aradia noticed for the pugilism club too.
Kanaya> With the new-found EMOTIONAL STRENGTH your friends have given you, gain the CONFIDENCE to stop obsessing over the social hierarchy, and the RESOLVE to climb to the top to fix it.
Kanaya> try to convince Kracht to let the party have a meeting with English. if yes, meet in a pool hall, with a semi-transparent curtain around the table obscuring his fearful visage. If not, publish an open appeal to the teachers through a Skaianet video. If we do that, involve Rufio for tips on public speaking and CONFIDENCE. Negotiate a trial period for a student elected council that would work alongside the prefecture without being subordinate to it. Something like an executive branch and judicial branch keeping each other in check. Argue that the school should try to do it's best to nurture leadership and political activeness in ALL students instead of a few handpicked ones. Try to appeal to any patriotism he/they might have and talk about the spirit of democracy. Persuade him that the teachers at most should take the form of the legislative branch. Let the students run their shit. Have English set some sort of condition for it's long term existence for spice.
Prospitan Utopia Party Platform:
I'm worried that Kanaya is caving to her baser instincts and being a creep. We've been viewing this as a "game" and have been giving commands accordingly, but the result is a very cynical perspective being passed onto her where all social contact is adversarial. The community has said that we want a harem ending; but that's a very one dimensional goal in a universe thoughtfully crafted enough to deserve more attention.
We want a harem ending because lesbians r hawt. That's cool, but an ending with an emotionally detached Kanaya ruling over her dominion is a bad ending in my view. To defend these values I hereby found the Prospitan Utopia Party.
The party's goals are:
1. Achieve a harem.
-All student-class female characters. Adult-class characters optional.
-Must be based on respect and genuine affection. Rivalries are fine, genuine hate is not. They are not trolls.
-Relationships must be totally open. Do the legwork and heal the rifts between people, don't juggle girls so they never see each other.
-Amendment #1: excludes OC characters
2. Create peace, order, and happiness in the school.
-Preferred method: Found the Student Council. Be the President.
-Must rule through exceptional leadership skills, not fear.
-Cannot exclude ANYONE. Treating Vriska like Aradia is now won't help anything.
3. Open Kanaya's heart.
-Teach her how to move people with eloquence without using it as a shield to hide her real self.
-Teach her to trust and lead- as opposed to the Scourge Sisters' manipulate and tyrannize
-Prevent her from viewing everything as a contest- let her have fun with these friendlovers she never had.
If you were wondering, the name was a mistake. I got the schools mixed up. It fits though, Prospit is the empire of light. In another playthrough Maybe Derse will rule.
-I've been thinking more about the structure of the story and I believe I need to change my thinking on some matters. I still firmly support the ideals of the Prospitan Utopia Party, but there's going to be more to that in the story. The different plotlines we're dealing with are separate, but connected. In trying to accomplish what we want here, we'll need to go wading through this shit. Where right now we have a fairly successful romantic plotline with Kanaya, a pretty hopeless plotline with Gamzee, and a still emerging political plotline with the adults (although perhaps there are multiple of those), we are going to have one complicated and interconnected plot. For example: Jade's connection to Bec Noir is probably going to need to be explored before we can make her a true member of our harem.
My point is, we're looking at some of this stuff on the wrong scale. Terezi is an obstacle, but before we overwhelm her we will need to compromise with her to work on some of the deeper threats that have been shaping the characters' lives. A lot of the tension in the school is going to be a reflection of tensions in the outside world. Since the difficulty is going to be rising as we play in this way, we need to be conscious of the need to build the school into something more powerful instead of dividing it in an ultimately harmful zero-sum game with Terezi. We should start being prepared to "lose" for the greater good. In that regard, we need to learn from Terezi and her Xanatos' Gambit. Preventing deeper rifts and us vs. them mentality in the school > beating Terezi in a snark off.
This is also useful for Gamzee because he's never going to seduce with words like Kanaya. When the boys unite against the political shit, Gamzee can prove himself with actions. And violence.
Character profiles: (not much yet, might expand it.)
Aradia:
Peeve #1: being lied to.
Latest stats: CHARM: 5 INTELLIGENCE: 20 STRENGTH: 45 Aradia Megido, who currently has the most CONSTITUTION of the party, has been auto-assigned as the party TANK.
Nepeta:
note #1: We can't forget she is in pain because she covers it with cute cat-ness. Focus on her a bit.
Latest stats: CHARM: 20 INTELLIGENCE: 20 STRENGTH: 20 Nepeta Leijon, who currently has the most FINESSE of the party, has been auto-assigned as the party CROWD CONTROL.
Feferi:
note #1: She's a princess, she'd need to go against her mother to choose who she has a relationship with.
note #2: Beware, daughter of the bitch queen and engaged to probably Cornelius. A Makara, anyway.
romantic strategy: Homophobia is hard to fix, and it's probably even harder to change royalty's classist perceptions. Instead, we need to grant her the courage and will to fight for her own destiny. Kanaya should notice her crush and offer her help. We can deepen her attachment to Jade, show her she'll have allies when she opposes her mother, and just give her a place to speak openly about her feelings. And just think of the stereotypical corny events! "Pretend I'm Jade. Tell me how you feel.", "You feel insecure about kissing? I could help you practice!"
Rufio:
note #1: I can't see Rufio truly being happy until he defeats those he was fighting. He feels impotent, and he won't fight without someone to guide him now. He needs another leader like the Sufferer. Kanaya is far from being ready to take that burden, but I want her to eventually.
Calmasis:
note #1: Honestly I'm not sure about Calmasis. Ze has too little characterization to predict her actions. I don't think ze cares enough about us to risk another beatdown, ze seemed to be in it for the lulz.
romantic strategy: Ze doesn't seem suitable for the harem- ze's too creepy and not really fitting into the whole lesbian harem thing. Clearly the best romantic end for Calmasis is for him/her to hook up with Dirk.
Jade:
note #1: We gotta settle Jade down to have any hope of our harem not exploding. She's feisty, and angry at the corruption here.
latest stats: CHARM: 15 INTELLIGENCE: 30 STRENGTH: 35 Jade Harley, who currently has the most MARKSMANSHIP of the party, has been auto-assigned as the party DPS
Terezi:
romantic strategy: Make her respect us, respect her. Oppose her. Unite with her against a common threat. Maintain rivalry, but become close.
Latest stats: TEREZI has joined your team with 4 CHARM, 30 STRENGTH and 50 INTELLIGENCE.
Rose:
latest stats: CHARM: 30 INTELLIGENCE: 40 STRENGTH: 15
romantic strategy: Just take Rose seriously and you're halfway to being in her pants; she wants acknowledgement. Help her with her mom issues. Be able to hold a decent snark-off with her but at the same time show her your genuine and positive feelings for her.
Serenity:
Latest stats: charm: 15 strength: 25 intelligence: 30 hinted prestige stat
Jane:
latest stats: Charm: 35 Intelligence: 20 Strength: 20 Prankster's Gambit: 36
nth'ds I remembered:
"Quote Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
Does that mean the Dolores is Kanaya's biological mother, and thus, Dolores' only regret? She teaches Sex Ed and preaches Chastity from experience after all."
Definitely voting for this.
Stuff LP has said about shit:
"If Dating Sims have taught me anything, it's that everything is permissible when it comes to romance.
If you guys want to go for kismesis, or moirails, or auspistice or all four of the quadrants, go for it, by all means."
"Oh crud, let me clarify. I don't mean to imply this is a universe where humans have quadrants? That's why Nepeta refers to Equius as her boyfriend. I just think it would be fun to let Kanaya (aka the player) try this, considering that this is a dating sim parody? Whoops if anyone misunderstood."
stop
stop
stop taking this adventure seriously
it is a big homestuck lesbian dating sim parody do not waste your precious brain
Most of those notes look like you copy and pasted some of your suggestions into a text document, or maybe it's the other way around.
Edit: Im sorry lp. Ive already forgotten what I used to do before I learned to constantly hit f5 on whichever Heartstuck thread was open. I... I might have been productive once? Oh well, I'm sure it wasn't terribly important...
stop
stop
stop taking this adventure seriously
it is a big homestuck lesbian dating sim parody do not waste your precious brain
It's kinda fun. That, and I'm a terrible procrastinator.
Originally Posted by HEROLogan
Most of those notes look like you copy and pasted some of your suggestions into a text document, or maybe it's the other way around.
Edit: Im sorry lp. Ive already forgotten what I used to do before I learned to constantly hit f5 on whichever Heartstuck thread was open. I... I might have been productive once? Oh well, I'm sure it wasn't terribly important...
That makes up a fair amount of it. Gotta make sure I don't lose the ideas. Other stuff I researched or thought up on there.
What is this 'sufferer' business about?
Anyway, you prefer to stay relatively anonymous, for understandable reasons. Most refer to you as the Nameless, but that's a bit theatrical for your taste. How about your surname? Vantas.
Hey, lP, I meant to ask: did you do the background? If that's the case well it's...different. Still gorgeous, though.
Originally Posted by Mibbs
check that password panel again
I second this. It keeps changing to BOOBS and BREAK HEADS.
>Investigate the mysterious password panel.
Folders and sigquotes below. Warning: This may cause brain damage.
Stormspirit: Witch of Heart, Thief of Fun, Queen of Awesome, Witch of Art and proud member of the Horrorterror Hug Squad Folders Dani is the coolest but MW is much cooler Facepalm Compendium
Sigquotes
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
I think between rape face Bonnie and cam whore KanRose we've got the hilariously awkward covered.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Yeah I was kinda surprised by that.
Like
Wait I can see tits
I CAN SEE TITS
DD officially has the best reading material, hands down.
>Hey, c'mon. We can keep a secret, man. Nobody else can hear us through the fourth wall, or even acknowledge our existence as anything more than voices in their head. Who's to know?
>But hey, it's cool. Whatever floats your boat, pal.
ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?
Originally Posted by A Salad
Originally Posted by Protoman
Tavros can commune with animals.
Equius is STRONG.
Vriska can control people's minds.
Gamzee is incredibly strong when psychotic.
Karkat has shoosh pap.
Karkat is OP, Andrew please nerf.
Originally Posted by impetusPhantasm
Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.
Originally Posted by curiousTerminal
Originally Posted by Trapezoid
FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.
(It keeps pappening?)
Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.
So Sollux is a lesbian?
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by rufuslynx
Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.
So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.
Originally Posted by Yrr
Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.
Originally Posted by Tirgo
Originally Posted by IPadDoodler
Why is everybody shipping each other?
pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.
Originally Posted by Andrew
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Andrew
The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.
Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.
I will deny this happened to my grave.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.
This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.
Originally Posted by safetyboots
Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.
Originally Posted by Andrew
I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.
Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.
Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale
I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.
This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?
I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.
This will make for an interesting party later today.
Originally Posted by General-jwj
I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/
Barbarian!
Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring
Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.
Originally Posted by Greyscale
Originally Posted by Legendary
Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.
That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Vanymstorm
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Vanymstorm
His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.
Yes, I believe that is a well documented side effect.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by kmsumrall
I like Eridan's theme. Oh, his death was pretty neat.
I will agree that, as deaths go, it was pretty great.
A++ would chainsaw again
Originally Posted by PumpkinMan
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.
Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.
He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.
Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition
I don't think you guys understand.
There's a fucking diamond in that translation.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Asphodel
Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb
every time
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by deathsbuddy
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)
I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.
It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.
...
oh my god
Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she
Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U
George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist
This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.
I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?
THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Kaleb702
It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.
It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?
I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.
Originally Posted by M41C3LPH
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl
Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?
No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible
In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.
Originally Posted by Wacom Guy
Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?
The same way I felt about Notch's beard.
PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.
Vantas: Who is woman who bore to you the bastardized son that would be put up for adoption under your name?
(bearing in mind that at this point in time Vantas may not have participated in Karkat's conception as of yet but depending on the exact timeframe, it's still a thing that may have happened)
Last edited by Destruction Dragon 360; 03-20-2012 at 10:04 PM.
DANI IS THE COOLEST AND SO IS CANDY CORN
READ THIS SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS
Also FantrollsV
Hardes Skylia, anonymous indigo with a passion for hatred and roleplaying. Vyconi Beilun, studious, intelligent, and a douche.
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Land of Cotton and Candy.
Good Quote, Best Ship.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
This isn't sweaty evidence. This is cold, hard fact. Like a mallet that I've left in the freezer just so I can smack somebody with it later.
Yes, good.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
should this happen at the end of homestuck, yes or no?
You're in a... palace, you believe? You aren't entirely sure. You woke up in some sort of oubliette under the first floor after you surrendered to the Armada. A man in a biker helmet and a lady with a slasher smile pulled you out.
At the very least, you can see the same dark blur (potentially Gamzee?) and another ENTER PASSWORD screen behind them. They might be standing in front of an appearifier of some sort, too - I can't quite tell.
At the very least, you can see the same dark blur (potentially Gamzee?) and another ENTER PASSWORD screen behind them. They might be standing in front of an appearifier of some sort, too - I can't quite tell.
Whoa, it DOES say enter password.
I did not notice that before.
ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?
Originally Posted by A Salad
Originally Posted by Protoman
Tavros can commune with animals.
Equius is STRONG.
Vriska can control people's minds.
Gamzee is incredibly strong when psychotic.
Karkat has shoosh pap.
Karkat is OP, Andrew please nerf.
Originally Posted by impetusPhantasm
Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.
Originally Posted by curiousTerminal
Originally Posted by Trapezoid
FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.
(It keeps pappening?)
Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.
So Sollux is a lesbian?
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by rufuslynx
Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.
So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.
Originally Posted by Yrr
Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.
Originally Posted by Tirgo
Originally Posted by IPadDoodler
Why is everybody shipping each other?
pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.
Originally Posted by Andrew
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Andrew
The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.
Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.
I will deny this happened to my grave.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.
This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.
Originally Posted by safetyboots
Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.
Originally Posted by Andrew
I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.
Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.
Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale
I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.
This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?
I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.
This will make for an interesting party later today.
Originally Posted by General-jwj
I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/
Barbarian!
Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring
Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.
Originally Posted by Greyscale
Originally Posted by Legendary
Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.
That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Vanymstorm
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Vanymstorm
His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.
Yes, I believe that is a well documented side effect.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by kmsumrall
I like Eridan's theme. Oh, his death was pretty neat.
I will agree that, as deaths go, it was pretty great.
A++ would chainsaw again
Originally Posted by PumpkinMan
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.
Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.
He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.
Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition
I don't think you guys understand.
There's a fucking diamond in that translation.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Asphodel
Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb
every time
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by deathsbuddy
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)
I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.
It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.
...
oh my god
Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she
Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U
George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist
This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.
I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?
THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Kaleb702
It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.
It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?
I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.
Originally Posted by M41C3LPH
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl
Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?
No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible
In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.
Originally Posted by Wacom Guy
Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?
The same way I felt about Notch's beard.
PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.
Oh, the scary woman and the biker guy are trying to crack the password from the MAINFRAME ROOM.
It doesn't seem as though they're having any luck, and you can't leave until they get those FILES they need. Looks like you'll be here for a while.
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Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
I think between rape face Bonnie and cam whore KanRose we've got the hilariously awkward covered.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Yeah I was kinda surprised by that.
Like
Wait I can see tits
I CAN SEE TITS
DD officially has the best reading material, hands down.