HeartStuck 5 (Be The Slumber Party)

[lovecraftianParadox]

HeartStuck Thread 5: Be The Slumber Party

5/7/2012: Seen the new thread yet?



Hello and welcome! HeartStuck is an alternate universe adventure of Homestuck, designed as a parody (or perhaps a shrine) to a genre of cheesy anime games called Dating Sims. Suggestions are always more than welcome, so when you get caught up feel free to post your own commands! With that said, let's get this thread started.


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Special thanks to bloodyEmissary for keeping the mirror updated, and essentially resurrecting it.

And special thanks to OrangeAipom for an endless list of things derp derp derp.

[lovecraftianParadox]

This is... probably not a good time to be our protagonist.
Why not be this nice albino fellow instead? Yes, you are now the mutant chronologically preceding the time of his eventual death. Which is to say, in the past.

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[Mibbs]

check out that rug

[Crafter1300]

the reason that there isn't anyone posting on this thread at the moment, is that you've forgotten to link it on the old thread. I'm sure they'll find it eventually but you should link it all the same.

[lovecraftianParadox]

the reason that there isn't anyone posting on this thread at the moment, is that you've forgotten to link it on the old thread. I'm sure they'll find it eventually but you should link it all the same.

The reason no one was posting was because I hadn't finished debugging Kanaya: Remember, so I purposely didn't link it to the thread
I also put a 'dont look at this shit' warning in bright red
like a girl trying to keep her boyfriend from seeing her without makeup on

but yeah that was intentional
thanks for letting me know all the same

[EvilSandwich]

Aww, but ladies can look pretty without makeup.

Also,

> Examine password screen.

[reignonyourparade]

Let's go with "paranoid as fuck," check to see if the room's been bugged.

[Eagle0600]

Let's go with "paranoid as fuck," check to see if the room's been bugged.

Seconding. Something's going to kill you, but we should at least make the attempt to stop it.

[reignonyourparade]

Seconding. Something's going to kill you, but we should at least make the attempt to stop it.

More like "make sure only awesome things could ever possibly kill you."

[kismeNarcissist]

> Examine room/ password screen/ rug/ lit doorway.

And 2nding paranoid as fuck. Are we picking up where we left off, with the murderous flashstepping clown, and the strongly repressed Rufio being distracted by the need to reassert his masculinity with Min Fang? If so, SUPER EXTRA MEGA PARANOID sounds about right.

Edit: or 3rding

[Malrone]

"Tell us why you shoulder such burdens for so many who would never thank or know you."

Yes. This. This thread. This adventure. All of it.

>Password: Be "SoporFaygoPartay"

[Holly]

oh gog dammit to hell I forgot gamzee's make up areretgdrfgsdhgbtsf

And god, I'm worthless at suggestions. Just...continue being adorable

EDIT: wooh, post 2,134. I like that number.

[Crafter1300]

The reason no one was posting was because I hadn't finished debugging Kanaya: Remember, so I purposely didn't link it to the thread
I also put a 'dont look at this shit' warning in bright red
like a girl trying to keep her boyfriend from seeing her without makeup on

but yeah that was intentional
thanks for letting me know all the same

yeah i noticed that afterwards :P and really couldn't be bothered to delete the post. . .

OH WELL! THIS IS AWESOME AND SO ARE NEW THREADS.

seriously though I'm certain I've been following this for less then 4 weeks when we were at thread 4 on page 20 or so, yeash this is fast!

[Curris]

Temporally Displaced Albino Mutant (TDAM) ==> Observe ostentatious coat of arms, what which hang above ye fireplace! (above the password screen)

That right hand doorway appears to be a stairwell. . . You would do well to be mildly cautious with such architecture. . .

[Superdog]

Yes. Title suggestion based on someone else's idea SUCCESSFUL. BOOM.

That flash. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL /LOLFACE

And now...
>AlbinoMutant: DON'T go to the light. Unless you have AlbinoTech Lv25: MirrorSkin. Then BLIND EVERYONE EVER.

[KarneWarrior]

>Enter Password: "Buggerall"

[aspiringHelpfulness]

PfffffAAHAHHAHAHAHAH! That was the most hilarious flash I have ever seen, or will ever see!

>Examine the whole room as thoroughly as you can. And watch out for rainbow colors.

[Mister_Makara]

>Worry for the fate of your teammates. Where are they, anyway?

[Stormspirit]

>Search for the password

Either he already know it, or he need it.

[HEROLogan]

So am I the only one who clicked on the flash and had this thread open up in the flash window?

[AriNemea]

Let's go with "paranoid as fuck," check to see if the room's been bugged.

Thirding? Fourthing? I don't know, but I agree. :33

Edit: I'm just glad that we didn't see Gamzee without any clothes in that Flash. I may love him, but not enough to not be scarred for life by that.

[bloodyEmissary]

Let's go with "paranoid as fuck," check to see if the room's been bugged.

N'thing.

Also, it's not paranoia if they're actually out to get you.

[Chirijiradin]

lP, That flash. I wake up, go onto my compy, and the first thing I check on is Heartstuck, and I get punched in the face with an awesome flash. And yay for O Fortuna, nice choice in dramatic music.

And I agree with the Paranoid bit, that sounds about right.

[insaneyanish]

Woo! Fuckin' new thread's got that new video game smell. *Sniffffffff*

Oh, awesome new avatar, LP. I'm diggin' it.

>Password: Be 'password'. Duh, nobody would ever think to put that in!

[sirhc1018]

im having alot of mixed emotions at the moment on one hand that was a awesome flash that was hilarious but on the other hand we will have to wait to see what kanaya said making this a huge cliffhanger where i was screaming in my head "nooo go back i need to know what happens!"